THE BLAST – It turns out Justin Bieber isn’t as stupid as he looks REALITY TEA – Vanderpump Rules star Scheana Marie exposed a particularly odious cyberbully who sent her a DM on Instagram advising Scheana to kill herself via overdose DLISTED – The long-rumored pairing is becoming a reality: Quentin Tarantino is indeed working…

JEZEBEL – The Rock, who is often working out, just as often has dick towels at the gym all over his Instagram, leading to a very simple question: What’s the deal with this towel? THE BLEMISH – Drake spent $750,000 on a sex watch you can absolutely order from the back of a MAD magazine…

GO FUG YOURSELF – 2019 Met Gala: Our theme this year is ‘Camp’; it’s going to be so great to see all those big celebrities in such fun kitschy outfits 2019 Tony Awards looks: Hold my umbrella drink LAINEY GOSSIP – Voting for the 2019 Emmys began yesterday. To no one’s surprise, Natasha Lyonne is…

CELEBITCHY – Chris Pratt and Katherine Schwarzenegger got married in secret over the weekend, going the now-trendy celebrity route of revealing the gorgeous ceremony well after it had actually taken place. The couple, who began dating almost exactly one year ago, have been acting like a married couple for almost that entire time JEZEBEL –…

VOX – Chicago Sun-Times journalist Jim DeRogatis has been investigating the case against R. Kelly for nineteen years. He published the first stories about Kelly’s alleged sex abuse back in 2000; he’s written extensively about Kelly’s alleged involvement in child pornography; and he broke the story of Kelly’s supposed sex cult two years ago. Now,…

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP – The long-awaited comeback season of The Real World is almost here, and MTV has revealed the Real World Atlanta cast, along with complete cast bios and the show’s first full trailer. The bios alone make it clear that we should expect plenty of cross-cultural headbutting DLISTED – Forbes has released…

VOX – After thirty-two overwhelming wins, over $2.4 million in prize money, the sixteen highest one-day finishes in the show’s history, and some pretty good Twitter shade, Jeopardy! champion James Holzhauer lost last night. The first thing he did afterward was high-five the librarian who beat him CELEBITCHY – Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk are…

JEZEBEL – First, Trump called Meghan Markle, Dutchess of Sussex another nasty woman (in an echo of his comment about Hillary Clinton at the 2016 presidential debates). Next, he claimed he’d said no such thing. Then, his own PR team tweeted out the audio of Trump saying exactly that thing THE BLEMISH – Ellen Pride…