THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP – The long-awaited comeback season of The Real World is almost here, and MTV has revealed the Real World Atlanta cast, along with complete cast bios and the show’s first full trailer. The bios alone make it clear that we should expect plenty of cross-cultural headbutting
DLISTED – Forbes has released another list of super duper wealthy people, including profiles of some of the celebrities on the list. According to their calculations, Rihanna — estimated fortune $600 million — is currently the wealthiest woman in music. Given Fenty’s overwhelming popularity, I’m honestly shocked that Rihanna isn’t wealthier than Kylie Jenner
VOX – “The Handmaid’s Tale is ready to burn it all down in season 3: You might think this show has already found all the ways for its characters to hate women, but it turns out there are more!”
GO FUG YOURSELF – The only thing more questionable than the script for Dark Phoenix was some of the red carpet looks at last night’s Los Angeles premiere
LAINEY GOSSIP – Idris Elba and Sabrina Dhowre’s April wedding is the cover story of this month’s British Vogue and it does not disappoint
REALITY TEA – “Gizelle Bryant Vows To Act Like A ‘Complete Stranger’ To Karen Huger; Says Candiace Dillard’s Mom Treats Her ‘Like A Second Class Citizen'”
CELEBITCHY – Yesterday afternoon Tracy Morgan dropped $2 million on a 2012 Bugatti Veyron and promptly got in a wreck driving it home. It wasn’t Morgan’s fault, and he’s OK, but, like…damn
JEZEBEL – Nickelodeon is somehow turning Baby Shark into a TV show and also robbing the kids who originally sang it of any lingering chance they may have had at a normal childhood
THE BLEMISH – Though it could be a successful amusement park ride, this is definitely the worst emergency helicopter rescue of all time
THE BLAST – “Rehab Addict Star Nicole Curtis Accused of Violating Court Order in Foreclosure Battle”
(Photo credit: Real World Atlanta cast via MTV)
John Sharp is Starcasm’s chief editorial correspondent-at-large. Tips: E-mail john@starcasm.net or Twitter @john_starcasm.
