Category: Keeping Up With the Kardashians

For the third time in five years, a Kendall Jenner stalker has forced the supermodel to get a permanent restraining order and beef up her personal security. Yesterday, a judge granted Kendall’s request and ordered Malik Bowker to stay at least 100 yards away from the 25-year-old fashion and reality TV icon at all times. But why does Bowker say he wants to murder Kendall?

Two-year-old Stormi Webster has broken the Internet with her adorable ability to be patient in the face of chocolate. In an Instagram video posted on May 11, her mom Kylie Jenner (22,) put a bowl of M&Ms in front of Stormi and told the young girl she could eat three of them, but not until Kylie came back from the bathroom. She set up her phone to record Stormi to see if she obeyed instructions. “I’m going to put the chocolates right here, okay?” Kylie told Stormi, who was sitting on the couch in the Instagram video. Stormi replied with an enthusiastic “yeah!”

Scott Disick has reportedly been in a luxurious rehab in Colorado for almost a week, according to The Daily Mail. Their source seems to be another person receiving treatment at the facility. Because of COVID-19 precautions, Scott had to quarantine until he was cleared of the virus before he was physically introduced to the group.

There is a conspiracy to rob us of crucial entertainment supplies in the midst of a worsening global pandemic, so of course the Kardashian family is behind it. It seems there’s an honest-to-God Kardashian novel out there, about the sex tape scandal that made Kim a household name, written by a former family insider. But the Kardashians — who have so much wealth they shouldn’t give a shit about this, yet maintain the typical pettiness of the truly filthy rich — are apparently blocking the author’s attempts to get it published and into our hands.

To hear the latest gossip, not only is Scott Disick engaged to Sofia Richie, but he and Sofia are halfway down the aisle, as well. In reality, the against-all-odds couple is said to be seriously considering marriage — and they have support from an unlikely ally.

It’s been alternately amusing and dismaying to read the reactions to the Kim Kardashian lawyer news, because most people have no idea *how* to react. It’s easy enough to dismiss Kim’s ambitions — but doing so is a mistake.