Category: Daily Starbuzz

LINKS Cheyenne Floyd wedding photos, Tia Mowry divorce, Jenelle and David fly to Maine…

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPNot-actually-a-teen-mom Teen Mom star Cheyenne Floyd got married over the weekend, and she had more Teen Mom stars in attendance than an Amber Portwood court hearing! The Ashley scoured the interwebs and has put together TONS of photos from the Chey-indig, complete with commentary and details about the ceremony and reception!

DLISTEDOn the 30th anniversary of Sinead O’Connor tearing up a photo of Pope John Paul II on Saturday Night Live, Kanye West decided to make his own headlines by wearing a Pope John Paul II sweatshirt to his Yeezy fashion show. Having the Pope on the front of the shirt wasn’t enough to merit headlines around the blogosphere, but having big bold letters on the back that read “WHITE LIVES MATTER” sure was! Kanye ramped up the trolling (whether intentional or not) by posing with Candace Owens wearing a similar sweatshirt.

REALITEASQUADVIDEO Sister Wives star Robyn Brown has apparently had a nanny since she first moved to Lehi, Utah — at least. this season it was revealed that Christine’s daughter Mykelti moved in with Robyn when they lived in Utah to help take care of Robyn’s kids. As fans are well aware, Robyn would later look outside the family for help raising her children by hiring a nanny. Meanwhile, she refused to allow Meri to visit. 🤷🏻‍♀️

REALITY TEAThe Real Housewives of Salt Lake City’s Jen Shah will soon be heading to prison for fraud, but she’s not going to let a little pending prison time dismount her from her high horse! In Jen’s latest bit of Don Quixote jousting she attempts to unseat her co-star Lisa Barlow by accusing Lisa of using a racial slur in reference to Jen’s sons.

CELEBITCHYThe Try Guys open up about the departure of “Wife Guy” Ned Fulmer after it was discovered Ned was being a little less than gentlemanly towards women and wife guying a female employee. Watch the Try Guys video and/or read a transcript of their full statement.

MONSTERS AND CRITICSTeen Mom: The Next Chapter star (😂) Jenelle Evans Eason and her gun-totin’ sasquatch hubby are celebrating five years of marital bliss with a honeymoon in Maine. Monsters and Critics has a recap (so far) with lots of photos and posts from the Easons. Head on over there to see if the Moneyholemoon (too obscure?) was worth taking a flight and putting Jenelle’s life at risk due to potentially fatal esophageal spasms!

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SOAP DIRTOn a recent episode of My Big Fat Fabulous Life, Whitney Way Thore is celebrating some sort of anniversary for her No BS Active fitness app (twelve minutes? one week? six months?) by filming a promotional video with an ’80s theme. How could you resist all of the fluorescent colored workout attire and an appearance from none other than Olivia Newton Glenn?!

THE BLASTSister Sister star Tia Mowry has filed for divorce from her husband of 14 years, Cory Hardrict. According to the filing, there was a pre-nup agreement in place. Tia and Cory dated for six years before tying the knot, meaning the divorce will end a relationship that has lasted for 20 years.

TAMARA TATTLESWhat’s worse than being given low quality apparel by the creator of She By Sheree? Having that low quality apparel snatched back like a cheap wig by the creator of She By Sheree! 😂 Tap that link and let Tamara Tattles fill you in on the latest bit of Sheree Whitfield pettiness.

KIKI AND KIBBITZVIDEO “LALU: Word On The Street!” Drama as the season comes to a end, on & off-screen! #lifeafterlockup Daonte & Britney both clarify a bit about their scenes on the last episode. Kayla lets everyone know that If you are with Kevin, she will always be there in some way 😂 As usual, some Mandy & Maurice antics.

LINKS Jenelle Eason new show, NeNe Leakes drops Bravo lawsuit, Abby Lee Miller wants to join RHOBH…

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPFormer Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Eason has reportedly turned down MTV’s offer to return and she is currently pursuing a “dynamic” new show on a “major network.” Jenelle’s rep says that the new network is even willing to allow Jenelle’s husband David Eason to participate as he is “being a good boy.”

DLISTEDThe Real Housewives of Atlanta‘s NeNe Leakes was recently calling the people at Bravo “abusers” who “want power over their victims” in some cryptic social media posts as part of her campaign to build public support for her racial discrimination lawsuit against Andy Cohen and the network that launched her into stardom. However, just like many of her bitter on screen rivalries, NeNe has had a change of heart and has filed to withdraw the lawsuit. It’s unknown if a settlement was reached.
 
REALITY TEAFormer Dance moms star Abby Lee Miller apparently wants to step up from yelling horrible thiings at little girls to yelling horrible things at grown women as she reveals her desire to join The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

KIKI AND KIBBITZVIDEO The gals sit down with Tayler’s parents from Love After Lockup! “Find out what Tayler and Bobbie’s parents think about Chance, how things are going since he joined the family, and Bobbie’s overdose.”

CELEBITCHYIf love is blind then Danielle Ruhl and Nick Thompson have recently regained their sight. The couple recently filed for divorce, joining their Love Is Blind Season 2 co-stars Iyanna McNeely and Jarrette Jones on the bus to Splitsville.
 
THE BLEMISHNOOOOOOO!!! When Euphoria returns for another season it will be completely Katless. Actress Barbie Ferreira announced she is leaving the HBO drama, and it doesn’t sound as though it was her choice.
 
SOAP DIRTKate Gosselin and Jon Gosselin are public feudin’ like old times! Jon recently called out Kate for plundering their kids’ trust fund, and Kate is firing back! Could we be seeing an empty nest spin off title Jon and Kate Minus 8 coming soon?

THE BLASTLaguna Beach star Kristin Cavallari had a recent Q&A with her Instagram followers and reveled that she’s had a little work done on her breasts. She admits that she had a lift done after she was done nursing her three children.

REALITEASQUADVIDEO The reddit sleuths do not miss a thing. Sister Wives patriarch Kody Brown actually admits on camera that he had to ask their nanny what she was doing to protect their children. It’s clear that a list of rules did not exist until Christine brought up on camera the nanny being able to go to their house but not her kids.

   

LINKS Life After Lockup Shawn and Sara interview, Hochstein divorce drama, another Jersey Shore baby…

KIKI AND KIBBITZVIDEO The ladies interview Life After Lockup couple Shawn Osborne and Sara Isaac about what viewers can expect this season — which is sure to be A LOT of drama thanks to a baby on the way, a pending wedding, a vengeful baby mama of six, and a former felonious fiancée looking for reparations! 😬
 
DLISTEDThe Real Housewives of Miami divorce between Lisa Hochstein and husband Lenny Hochstein is getting REALLY messy — as in new boo restraining order, threats of deportation, and allegations someone attempting to “strangle” someone messy!
 
THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPThe Jersey Shore family has itself another impregnation situation! Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino and wife Lauren Sorrentino just announced she is pregnant with their second child and due in January of 2023.

REALITY TEAThe Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Brandi Glanville has apparently relaxed her rigid stance against liposuction as she admits to Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens Live that she recently had the procedure done on herself. “I had a little laser liposuction on my FUPA [fat upper p***y area] because everyone was saying, ‘Are you pregnant?'” Brandi admitted.

CELEBITCHYSongwriter Dianne Warren openly wonders (aka tweets) “How can there be 24 writers on a song?🙄” in reference to Beyonce’s new album, which credits 24 songwriters on the track “Alien Superstar.” The Beyhive was not happy with Diane.

THE BLEMISHKylie Jenner recently caught a lot of flack for taking short trips in her private jet, but her private jet mileage (and pollution) is NOTHING compared to Taylor Swift’s! Kylie didn’t even make the top ten celebrity private jet polluters list. (But her sister Kim did.)

SOAP DIRT90 Day Fiance‘s Olga Koshimbetova recently announced that she is pregnant with her second child with husband Steven Frend. Not long after the pregnancy announcement, Olga was hospitalized for multiple days. However, the stay wasn’t pregnancy related and she is back out and waiting for the stork’s return visit!
 
THE BLASTTravis Scott lands multi-year Vegas residency deal less than a year after his infamous November 5, 2021 Astroworld festival performance that turned deadly.
 
REALITEASQUADVIDEO TLC just announced that season 17 of Sister Wives will premiere September 11th, 2022! We will finally get an inside look at how the Brown Family is coping in the wake of the divorce of Christine and Kody. Here are the other questions that we need answered this season!

LINKS Tamra Judge is back, Honey Boo Boo weight loss surgery, Jersey Unshore, more

REALITY TEAAll rise! The Judge is back in session! Tamra Judge officially confirmed that she will be returning to The Real Housewives of Orange County during a surprise appearance on Watch What Happens Live! The veteran Bravolebrity even had her new tagline ready to go!

DLISTEDThere goes Honey Boo Boo! A stomach collar will be making Alana Thompson holler as she recovers from her upcoming weight surgery after her 17th birthday. The teen reality star will be joined by her 21-year-old boyfriend, Dralin Carswell, who will also be having a suture sculpt endoscopic sleeve at the same time in late August.

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPIt looks like MTV and producers of the planned Jersey Shore 2.0 reboot have themselves a situation! Soon after production began on the new series, it was paused. And soon after it was paused, it looks to have been completely shut down with production crews reportedly dismantling all of the lights, cameras and signage from the filming house. The shut down came after many of the original Jersey Shore cast members shared a joint statement denouncing the reboot.

CELEBITCHYOne of the fringe benefits of being Hollywood A-Listers is you don’t have to worry about silly things like telling the truth on legal forms. Both Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez listed VERY obviously wrong dates for their divorces when they applied for their marriage license in Las Vegas earlier this month. Plus, find out if J-Lo is now legally J-Aff!

KIKI AND KIBBITZ(VIDEO) In the new episode of Love After Lockup: Word On The Street, the ladies catch everyone up on the latest antics of Maurice and Mandy. Plus, they check in with “weenie” punching bag Kevin, who is having some troubles with his ankle monitor.

LAINEY GOSSIPThe perks of being a female 21-year-old social media influencer include lots of free Boom Bod, as many unsolicited 🍆 pics as you could ever dream of, and… dating Drake?! That’s apparently the case for YouTuber, TikToker and Instagrammer Suede, who has been spotted yacht hopping with the 35-year-old rapper in in Saint Tropez.

THE BLASTStephanie from 90 Day Fiance auctioned a date with her for charity, and the auction was won by Stephanie from 90 Day Fiance. One of them sells farts in jars, the other was recently in hot water with the Michigan Attorney General over something she was selling (not farts in jars). Hop on over to The Blast to figure which Steph did what!

TAMARA TATTLESTamara recaps the most recent episode of Below Deck Med in which Raygan continues to suck at bosunning (and dancing), and chief stew Natasha continues her wackadoo efforts to keep her relationship with chef Dave White a secret — despite the fact that they are on Below Deck and sleeping in the same room together with cameras!

REALITEASQUAD(VIDEO) “Steve and Brenda Foley are new to the Seeking Sister Wife franchise and they are bringing the cringe big time! They are courting 21 year old April and the relationship is off to a rocky start. Not only that but Steve’s kids from his first marriage are extremely uncomfortable with their dad’s lifestyle choices.”

   

LINKS Amber Portwood felonies dropped, Gary King on Ashley Marti assault, Jason Korpi’s closing statement…

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPTeen Mom OG star Amber Portwood will have a slightly easier time finding a different job, if she so chooses. The 32-year-old professional couch sitter just had all those silly machete attack felony convictions dropped from her permanent record. The expungement comes after Amber completed 906 days of probation.

DLISTEDThe Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Erika Jayne Girardi continues not allowing little bumps in the road to slow down her glamorous lifestyle. The latest little bump? Erika reportedly owes $2.2 million in unpaid taxes. Unfortunately, the government is going to have to get in line for payment behind Erika’s $40,000 per month “glam squad” because the pop star has stated she will not be getting rid of them.

REALITEASQUADUnexpected dad Jason Korpi left everyone hanging after Part One of the Couples Tell All ended with him strutting back onto the set to deliver his “closing statement.” Part Two put Jason on center stage as the host gave him the opportunity to drop his truth bomb for the cameras. Just like Jason’s maturity, his closing statement never materialized, and for the first time all season, he looked like a complete idiot for what he didn’t say.

REALITY TEABelow Deck: Sailing Yacht‘s walking Axe Body Spray commercial Gary King finally responded to questions about Ashley Marti seemingly sexually assaulting him while he was extremely drunk. “Do you feel that you were assaulted?” Andy Cohen asked the Parsifal III first mate on a recent episode of Watch What Happens Live! “No, I don’t,” Gary answered, “I don’t, and I appreciate everyone standing up for me, but I’ve got a voice of my own and I could use it if I felt I was assaulted.”

CELEBITCHYThis week, Forrest Gump didn’t listen to Jenny’s advice to run away whenever there’s trouble! The normally soft spoken actor Tom Hanks was anything but that after someone tripped his wife, Rita Wilson, at a Premiere on Wednesday night! Tom’s angry tirade went viral and only served to somehow make him even awesomer.

TAMRA TATTLES Tamra (aka Recaptain America) tackles the Bravo ladies from the United Arab Emirates with her Real Housewives of Dubai recap! Get all caught up on the Miss adventures of Nina Ali, Chanel Ayan, Caroline Brooks, Sara Al Madani, Lesa Milan, Caroline Stanbury and their Bravontourage from this week’s episode, titled “Lemons Into Lemonade.”

THE BLEMISHFor those of you who are still fans of Amber Heard AND still believe what her reps say, we have some good news! After rumors began to swirl that Aquaman 2 producers had caved in to the pressure to cut Amber from the film completely, Amber’s rep quickly slammed a door on the toes of the reports by calling them “inaccurate, insensitive, and slightly insane.”

THE GRACE REPORTIn case you missed it, Teen Mom 2 star Briana DeJesus threw a “Case Closed” party after having her co-star Kail Lowry’s defamation suit thrown out. In addition to having the suit tossed, Kail was also on the hook for Briana’s legal fees, which totaled more than $120,000. Briana flew in a slew of pals wanting to get in on the Kailebration, including Jenelle Eason, Jade Cline, Chris Lopez and more!

LINKS Ms Juicy home, Lauryn Shannon twins, Depp steps out…

REALITY TEALittle Women Atlanta star Ms Juicy is home and back on social media thanking fans following her April hospitalization. Ms Juicy, real name Shirlene Pearson, confirmed that she suffered a stroke last month – she called it a “brain bleed” – and is having to relearn some basic functions, including walking and speech

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPLauryn “Pumpkin” Shannon and Josh Efird from Mama June: Road to Redemption are now the proud parents of fraternal twins. The couple had never confirmed the details of Lauryn’s pregnancy and it’s only through anonymous sources that details have started leaking out at all

THE BLASTIt seems Johnny Depp was unprepared to sit and wait for the jury verdict in his and Amber Heard’s shitshow of a trial. Depp jetted off to England to take the stage with Jeff Beck at Sheffield City Hall this weekend, and may do so again in London tonight

THE HOLLYWOOD GOSSIPCondolences to Master P, who announced the death of his 29-year-old daughter Tytyana Miller this weekend. Tytyana is perhaps best known to pop culture fans for appearing on Growing Up Hip Hop back in 2016. Master P didn’t give a cause of death

DLISTEDGilmore Girls and Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants star Alexis Bledel announced she’s stepping away from The Handmaid’s Tale. Bledel, who played Dr. Emily (AKA “Ofglen” and a host of other handmaid’s names) from the show’s first season. Bledel didn’t give a reason for quitting in the middle of filming the new season

CELEBITCHYThese Stonehenge projections are at best a weird tribute to Queen Elizabeth II. At worst, they just invite age comparisons

LAINEY GOSSIPHow come Top Gun: Maverick isn’t getting criticized for being Navy propaganda just like the original Top Gun?

JEZEBEL“None of This Is Normal: There’s a twisted irony in getting one day off to celebrate Memorial Day at a time of mass death”

GO FUG YOURSELFThe Gilded Age is a weird show. It’s definitely not very good and is absolutely cashing in on Downton Abbey nostalgia. And it’s addictive in part because it’s not very good. I enjoy watching it to see how poor the writing will be each week. Anyway, this panel would have been fun as hell to see regardless

   

LINKS Kail Lowry reality show, Abby Lee Miller karma, Led Tasso gets Olivia Wilde…

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPKail Lowry will need to find another source of income to pay for her yearly dream house and frivolous lawsuits because she says she will not be part of MTV’s new Teen Mom combo show! In case you missed it, The Ashley previously revealed that producers are most likely planning to combine Teen Mom OG and Teen Mom 2 into a single show. As a result, some of the ten current moms will not be back. What do you think the title of Kail’s new reality show should be? My two suggestions are Her Go Kail Come and Kailing Me Softly.
 
DLISTED — The “what goes around” that built the career of Dance Moms matriarch Abby Lee Miller continues to come around. The 56-year-old former reality star recently sat down with Entertainment Tonight and expressed her anger that nobody associated with the show reached out to her while she was serving her 8-month prison sentence for fraud.
 

“Shame on you. Shame on you after what I did for you, for your children — helped make you a lot of money. You couldn’t come to visit me for eight and a half months? You couldn’t send a card, a letter?” Miller asked of the Dance Moms families she worked with over the years.

 
REALITEASQUAD — “We are 2 episodes into season 9 of 90 Day Fiancé and Kara cannot stop talking about how young Guillermo is and how she is a cougar and sugar mama. Guillermo doesn’t like that she is doing this. How will this affect their relationship when Guillermo is no longer around his friends and family?” [VIDEO IN THE POST!]
 
REALITY TEATell the people of New York City to be prepared for a white woman jogging in the middle of the street because Kelly Bensimon is reportedly making her case to return to Bravo! Last month it was revealed that The Real Housewives of New York City will be getting a cast overhaul, but the network also revealed their plans to launch a legacy spin-off comprised of current and former Big Apple housewives. Kelly, who has since gone on to become a successful real estate agent, has reportedly thrown her hat into the ring by revealing she would come back. She also satted that she would like her co-star Alex McCord to come back with her!
 
CELEBITCHYJason Sudeikis was less Ted Lasso and more Led Tasso as he served his ex Olivia Wilde with custody documents WHILE OLIVIA WAS ON STAGE GIVING A PRESENTATION AT CINEMACON! However, Jason’s rep insists that the actor and comedian “had no prior knowledge” of the petty serve plans.
 
TAMRA TATTLES — Get all caught up on Racapalooza courtesy of T-Tat! Recaps include Survivor 42 “Game Of Chicken,” RHOC Reunion Part 2, RHONJ “Showdown In Smashville,” Summer House “Keep Prom And Carry On,” Below Deck Sailing Yacht “Villa Today, Gone Tomorrow,” Married at First Sight Boston “Past Lives, Open Minds” and Top Chef “It’s Time For Restaurant Wars!”
 
xoNECOLESeason 5 of the popular Netflix real estate reality series Selling Sunset introduced viewers to Chelsea Lazkani, a 29-year-old British-Nigerian who “quickly became a fan favorite due to her captivating fashions and bubbly personality.” However, Chelsea has a very noble goal that she hopes to achieve by appearing on the show, and that is opening the doors for other black women “get into living their best life. It’s not just in real estate, it’s in anything they choose to do.”
 
THE BLASTHow much is Blac Chyna suing the Kardashians for? New legal documents reveal that Rob Kardashian’s ex is asking for $36 MILLION in damages for “pain and suffering!” The Blast has a breakdown of the final figure, which assumes that Blac Chyna would have continued to appear on a reality show up until now. “Ms. White has still not explained how she would testify to the fact — without simply guessing — that she would have appeared on TV shows at a rate of ‘1 to 2 seasons per year’ for over 15 straight years,” the Kardashians’ attorney argued.
 
THE GRACE REPORT — “Briana Dejesus went in on her baby daddy Louis’ parents in last week’s episode of Teen Mom 2!” [VIDEO IN THE POST!]

LINKS Amy Schumer and Kirsten Dunst, Will Smith under review, OITMB trailer…

DLISTEDThe other big Oscars controversy – though it’s pretty small by comparison – was the Amy Schumer and Kirsten Dunst joke. Amy asked Jesse Plemons’ “seat filler” to kindly stand up so she could sit next to him for a bit, and the bit was that Amy thought Jesse’s wife was a seat filler, and isn’t that strange and funny. It was just as bad as Chris Rock’s “GI Jane 2” joke, but Amy responded to her haters by saying that Kirsten was in on it. Which I wish weren’t true, because Kirsten Dunst deserves way better than that

CELEBITCHYAs for that first big Oscars controversy? Apparently the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Science has begun a “formal review” of Will Smith’s slap of Chris Rock. There doesn’t seem to be any serious suggestion about what to do, though. And since Smith has already apologized – and, you know, won Best Actor – there doesn’t seem to be much the Academy *can* do without looking like idiots, racists, or both

JEZEBELOJ Simpson? Seriously? Maybe sit this one out

THE BLASTSpeaking of people who need to sit more things out: Neither Will Smith nor Chris Rock need your money, Jake Paul

LAINEY GOSSIPThis is a really good point: Why aren’t there more big trailer drops during the Oscars? Why does the Super Bowl get all the glory? True, way more people watch the Super Bowl domestically, but the Oscars are a bigger draw internationally, and always generate big online buzz. Anyway, the first trailer for the new season of Only Murders in the Building aired during the Oscars, in case you forgot (I did!)

PAJIBAIn other trailer news, the full-length trailer for Apple TV’s Shining Girls dropped yesterday. It looks really good, but really rough. As in, this eight-episode series about a time-traveling murderer who targets women might have me wishing I were watching Elizabeth Moss’ other big hit streaming show instead

GO FUG YOURSELFTessa Thompson should have been nominated for an acting Oscar for Passing. She also should get a lot more attention for the outfit she wore to the Vanity Fair afterparty

THE HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP“Foo Fighters Cancel All Tour Dates in Wake of Taylor Hawkins Death”

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPSister Wives Star Paedon Brown Talks About Robyn Brown Criticizing His Parents For Divorcing, Kody’s Real Job & the Possibility of His Mom Christine Getting a TV Show”

REALITY TEA“It’s boring” is Bethenny Frankel’s verdict on the new Real Housewives of New York. This is exactly what people said about the old Real Housewives of New York when it started airing, so, take that for whatever you think it’s worth

LINKS The Hottest Man on Bravo, Oscars Fashion Galore, Kardashian Reset…

REALITY TEAIs Andrea Denver, in fact, The Hottest Man on Bravo? According to the most popular fan poll on social media, the answer is a resounding yes. The Winter House and Summer House star beat out Craig Conover, Andy Cohen, and Frankie Catania for the honor, which he accepted graciously and in a button-down shirt with none of the buttons buttoned

CELEBITCHYSpeaking of fashion, yesterday’s Starbuzz headliner Andrea DeBose owned the night at the Oscars afterparties. Hours after donning a cleavage-tastic red pantsuit and becoming the first queer woman of color to win an Academy Award for acting, Andrea changed into a straightforward, no-less-stunning black cocktail dress to celebrate

LAINEY GOSSIPAnd speaking of other nice things that happened at the Oscars! I’m very happy to see so many people crying happy tears over Lady Gaga’s moment of tenderness with Liza Minelli, because it was a beautiful moment indeed

PAJIBAOr, as Alison Lanier of Pajiba put it, “Gaga and Minnelli’s moment is the one that stuck with me. It felt private and sincere, versus the chivalric showmanship that dominated the rest of the Oscar coverage. Gaga’s simple, direct moment of support was not only wholesome; it felt like a real moment of care and tenderness in the face of the huge artifice that is the Oscars.”

GO FUG YOURSELFOne more bit of Oscars fashion for now: Also overshadowed by The Slap? Jada Pinkett Smith’s *amazing* green dress, with a train like an emerald waterfall. “It’s amazing to me how MUCH dress a person so petite can carry as if it’s no big deal. She is NEVER overcome or outweighed by the clothes”

DLISTEDKim Kardashian is sorry for her “get off your ass and work” comments. Except of course she isn’t really sorry; she’s “sorry if it was received that way.” And by “that way,” Kim means a “blanket statement” of “disrespect” directed at women in general. So, just your basic non-apology apology

THE HOLLYWOOD GOSSIPOh, and The Kardashians just dropped a new trailer. The family’s new reality show debuts on Hulu in a couple weeks. Why are they still on TV, exactly? That’s no shade – they don’t need the money, and their exposure isn’t TV-dependent. Seems like more trouble than it would be worth

JEZEBELHeadline of the Week contender: “Resign, You Walking Conflict of Interest: Clarence Thomas, the longest-serving Supreme Court justice, is embroiled in yet another shady scandal.”

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPIf you’re in the position of having to “[dispute] claims” you “got violent” with women, you have already lost. On multiple levels. Don’t do this

THE BLASTI’m just glad Ezra “The Flash” Miller wasn’t arrested for speeding. The headlines would have been un*bear*able

LINKS Oscar Boobs, Oscar Winners, Chris Rock and the LAPD…

JEZEBELThere were many winners at last night’s Academy Awards ceremony. Some of them were high-profile. Some of them were impossible to miss! Overall, though, I have to agree with Jezebel that the true winners were Oscar boobs. (And the audience who appreciated them.)

PAJIBABut also there were 23 Academy Awards during the show. Here’s a list of all of them – including the eight technical award winners cut from the ceremony proper. (Cutting those awards did nothing to shorten the show, BTW)

THE BLASTThe LAPD announced that Chris Rock declined to press charges following Will Smith’s Slap Heard ‘Round the World (except for America). Apparently the two of them were going to work it out after the show

LAINEY GOSSIPAriana DeBose made history as the first queer Latina to win an Oscar. Her speech was heartfelt and great. And these photos of her with Rita Moreno? Equally great

CELEBITCHYI don’t think I have ever seen or heard of a person wearing shorts to the Oscars. Kristen Stewart kind of pulled it off! It would have been nice extra chaos to see her win Best Actress just to have shorts on stage

DLISTEDIn case you were wondering where Lin-Manuel Miranda was last night: His wife caught COVID and he had to stay home. And in case you’re bummed he didn’t get his EGOT: don’t worry; that was not the last time he’ll be nominated for a songwriting Oscar

GO FUG YOURSELFIn non-Academy Awards news, The Gilded Age is one of the best dumb, no-stakes, purely ridiculous shows in recent memory. You should check out GFY’s recap while we wait for their extensive Oscars fashion coverage

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPPeople call this guy Snake Chatterjee, right? I mean I don’t watch Love is Blind but based on what I’ve read it seems fitting?

REALITY TEAChief Stew Hannah Ferrier from Below Deck Mediterranean wedded her partner Josh Roberts this past weekend. The couple had been together for four years already and have a child together, so good on them for being in no rush

THE HOLLYWOOD GOSSIPIf there were ever a day a Duggar wedding would get pushed to the back of the tabloid queue, yesterday was that day

LINKS Jackie Goldschneider’s fortune, Will Arnett’s divorce, Obi-Wan series…

REALITY TEAWhich Real Housewife is the richest one of all? That debate may never get settled, but Jackie Goldschneider’s fortune is now front-and-center after her comments on RHOSLC star Lisa Barlow’s blowup last week

CELEBITCHYWill Arnett offered some rare and surprising comments on his and Amy Pohler’s decade-old divorce. It sounds like Will has a habit of avoiding conflict in the media, which would explain part of why he “lost” the divorce in the public eye; he has some very kind things to say about Amy, though

THE BLASTEvidently there’s going to be another Star Wars show? This stuff and all the Spider Man stuff are way past supersaturation for me; I don’t even try to keep track of it. But if it’s your jam, be aware that Obi-Wan Kenobi, featuring Ewan McGregor in all his glory, drops May 25th, 2022

LAINEY GOSSIP“Like there was any chance Rihanna, now pregnant, would change up her routine – that routine being going out to the places she loves…in style”

GO FUG YOURSELFSpeaking of style, Nathan Chen won a figure skating gold medal in a costume that made him look like a galaxy? This Olympic fashion slideshow is reminding me just how many amazing outfits there have been so far in Beijing

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPIt seems that 1000 Lb Sisters star Tammy Slaton lost her duplex while in drug rehab because it’s taking all of her income just to pay for rehab

PAJIBAThis is the most thorough and beautiful review I’ve ever read of any of the Jackass movies. Bonus: it’s an insanely positive Jackass Forever review, no Knoxville bashing in sight

THE HOLLYWOOD GOSSIPBob Saget’s family revealed the late comedian’s cause of death and it sounds like a weird, horrifingly plausible accident. It’s just painful to think of how many more years Saget could have lived

DLISTEDDolly Parton is going to start paying college tuition for every Dollywood employee who wants to go. (Also, it turns out that Dolly Parton has way more employees — if indirectly — than anyone realized)

JEZEBELLet’s end on a happy note — “The Moment We Realized We Were Horny: It doesn’t really matter when you discovered sex and/or how to do it. Let’s discuss what was it that made you want to find out”

LINKS Stephanie Matto’s fart jars, Djokovic denied, The Pope vs. Pets…

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPYou’ve probably been hearing a lot about Stephanie Matto’s fart jars lately. The 90 Day Fiance star’s done an admirable job getting folks to discuss her toots at length over the last few days, after announcing she’s no longer going to sell them. Given that she was a stripper named Kitty before she was a reality star and fartrepreneur, it’s no wonder that Stephanie’s hustle game is strong

CELEBITCHYThis story about men’s tennis #1 Novak Djokovic being held and interrogated at the Melbourne airport is *wild*. Apparently Djokovic, who’s trying to play the Australian Open in a couple of weeks, may have lied about his vaccination status. So the Australian Border Police are refusing to let him into the country, and the whole thing is now an international incident

THE BLASTWith his latest decree, Pope Francis managed to piss off both parents *and* pet owners. That’s truly some efficient infallibility. Especially when you remember that Pope Francis, who’s been a legitimate critic of capitalism and economic inequality, doesn’t seem to realize that couples sometimes choose pets over kids because they can’t afford the latter

JEZEBEL“If Golden Globes Are Awarded But No One Is Around to See Them, Did the Show Really Happen At All? The 2022 ceremony won’t have stars, a red carpet, reporters, or NBC cameras. Maybe it’s time to just call it a day?

THE HOLLYWOOD GOSSIPKim Kardashian is dating Pete Davidson and Kanye West is dating Julia Fox, because two of the most famous people in the world will gladly fuck below their pay grade to out-petty each other. But it turns out Pete and Julia may have dated and / or smashed a few years ago, so the whole situation is getting an especially silly sloppy seconds vibe

GO FUG YOURSELFThis is one of the nicest Betty White tributes I’ve seen. And, in typically terrific GFY fashion, it comes with a fantastic + extensive Betty White photo gallery, stretching all the way back to the 50s

DLISTEDPrince Andrew would really appreciate it if the court would just throw out Virginia Giuffre’s sexual assault lawsuit against him and forget the whole thing. Unfortunately for Prince Antiperspirant, that’s “not likely” to happen and the case will almost surely go to trial

REALITY TEANeNe Leakes sold the Atlanta-area house she shared with her husband Gregg Leakes following Gregg’s passing last September. Somehow, despite the red-hot real estate market and NeNe’s celebrity appeal, she had to cut the price twice before landing a buyer

LAINEY GOSSIP“Hoyeon Jung, the breakout star of Squid Game, covers the February issue of Vogue. This is a surprise but not a surprise…because, well, Hoyeon is not a western star. Everyone may have watched Squid Game but she is not a household name”

PAJIBAFinally, it sounds like there’s a truly bonkers story behind The King’s Daughter, the Pierce Brosnan-Kaya Scodelario movie coming out in a couple of weeks. Turns out this movie has actually been completed and sitting on a shelf for almost seven years? Also, there’s this: The King’s Daughter “tells the story of how King Louis XIV’s quest for immortality led him to capture a mermaid”