JEZEBEL – First, Trump called Meghan Markle, Dutchess of Sussex another nasty woman (in an echo of his comment about Hillary Clinton at the 2016 presidential debates). Next, he claimed he’d said no such thing. Then, his own PR team tweeted out the audio of Trump saying exactly that thing
THE BLEMISH – Ellen Pride is going topless for Pride Month: to celebrate, she and her wife Emma Portner are sharing some of the pics from a couples photoshoot they did recently
VOX – “There are floating library boats in Sweden” is my current favorite sentence
CELEBITCHY – After the internet teased Robert Pattinson mercilessly upon hearing he’s the new Batman, Warner Brothers decided to make him audition against their second favorite choice so they could hopefully avoid a Sonic the Hedgehog debacle. It looks like that audition went well, because Pattinson is going to play Batman for all three fims in an upcoming trilogy
DLISTED – Ben & Jerry’s would like to come out with a CBD ice cream as soon as possible. “How was that not already a thing?” –Every ice cream-loving adult
THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP – “Adam Levine Reportedly Missed Out On A Nearly $30 Million Payday With His Exit From The Voice”
GO FUG YOURSELF – Somehow Nicole Kidman makes this outfit work
REALITY TEA – John Sessa has some more things to say in defense of Lisa Vanderpump
THE BLAST – Khloe Kardashian went to a high school prom with a fan who has under 3,000 Instagram followers and looked like she had a really good time
LAINEY GOSSIP – I keep being shocked by the discovery that there’s a new Rambo movie coming out and then forgetting all about it. But it’s called Last Blood, and if they don’t follow it up with a Last Blood 2 I can promise I’ll remember to be disappointed
(Photo credits: Another nasty woman via SplashNews.com)
John Sharp is Starcasm’s chief editorial correspondent-at-large. Tips: E-mail john@starcasm.net or Twitter @john_starcasm.
