Author: John

LINKS Bella Thorne’s nudes, Euphoria premiere’s dick, 2019 MTV Movie Awards…

THE BLEMISHAfter some idiot hacked her Twitter account and threatened to leak Bella Thorne’s nudes, Bella went ahead and released them herself. She also praised the idiot’s intelligence, calling him “obviously smart” as he was able to hack her stuff in the first place, and said she hoped he would become an ally instead of just another troll for the FBI to keep tabs on

JEZEBELHBO’s new show Euphoria has been getting a fair bit of attention for the attention it reportedly pays full frontal nudity. But the first dick in the premiere episode is a confirmed prosthetic

GO FUG YOURSELFThe 2019 MTV Movie Awards were last night; here’s your red carpet photo gallery. If you find someone half-assing it more than Noah Centineo, let us know in the comments

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPIn other 2019 MTV Movie Awards news, the network is reportedly “furious” with The Challenge host Johnny Bananas, who was so pissed that his show lost the “Reality Royalty” award to Love & Hip Hop Atlanta that he stormed the stage and accepted the award anyway

VOX“Taylor Swift’s ‘You Need to Calm Down’ wants to be a queer anthem. It also wants to sell you something: Her latest video is a complicated example of Pride Month’s commodification”

DLISTEDGaten Matarazzo from Stranger Things is set to host a new Netflix show, the premise for which is he’s going to “hire” people struggling to find work for different jobs, only to reveal that the jobs were fake all along. This would be a terrible idea in the best of times; with the gig economy as perilous as it is and far more people closer to financial ruin than comfort, it’s a wonder the show ever got greenlit in the first place

CELEBITCHY“So, Prince William had ‘one or two suppers’ with Rose Hanbury, huh?”

REALITY TEAReal Housewives of Beverly Hills star Kyle Richards would be “OK” with having Brandi Glanville back on the show, especially since Lisa Vanderpump’s departure means there’s a huge high-profile hole in the cast

THE BLASTTiffany Haddish became the first celebrity to cancel Georgia since the state passed its controversial six-week abortion ban, axing a show she’d been scheduled to perform in Atlanta

LAINEY GOSSIP“Barring Disney movies, the box office this summer (so far) has been kind of miserable…This was another dismal weekend, with every new movie under-performing, including Men in Black: International, which opened with $28 million, even less than yikes-bomb Dark Phoenix.”

LINKS Bieber backs out, Scheana Marie exposes bully, Tarantino’s ‘Star Trek’…

THE BLASTIt turns out Justin Bieber isn’t as stupid as he looks

REALITY TEAVanderpump Rules star Scheana Marie exposed a particularly odious cyberbully who sent her a DM on Instagram advising Scheana to kill herself via overdose

DLISTEDThe long-rumored pairing is becoming a reality: Quentin Tarantino is indeed working on a Star Trek movie. Which would be an interesting choice, should he choose to direct, as Tarantino’s next movie will be his tenth and he’s long said he’ll retire at ten. And yes, there will be plenty of Tarantino-esque swearing, Star Trek movie or no

CELEBITCHYThis sounds like at least some light treason

GO FUG YOURSELFThe Blemish has the best headlines as a rule but this one from GFY is my favorite for today

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP“EXCLUSIVE! Married at First Sight Expert Dr. Pepper Breaks Down Her Home Visit Strategy in Sneak Peek Season 9 Clip”

JEZEBELIf you’re Bryan Singer, alleged rape only costs $150,000

THE BLEMISHI’m shocked, shocked to find out that the Amish man who stole a neighbor’s car specifically so he could go get drunk did not in fact know how to drive the car and totaled it

LAINEY GOSSIPFor reasons that aren’t entirely clear but appear to have something to do with the Super Bowl, the Oscars are going to be way earlier than usual in 2020 before returning to their usual late February slot in 2021 and 2022. The Oscars’ schedule change means all the other big awards shows have to change their schedules, too; it’s basically a game of musical chairs with hot grease on the floor

VOXMen in Black: International is charming and fun but squanders the chance to tell a richer story: Tessa Thompson and Chris Hemsworth are great, and so are their gadgets and gizmos. But that’s really all there is.”

MY 600 LB LIFE Rena Kiser takes Lee Sutton back after alleged affair

In a surprise twist on last week’s development, My 600 Lb Life star Rena Kiser has taken back her again-boyfriend Lee Sutton following Lee’s alleged affair with a married woman. Reaction to the couple’s split leaned heavily in Rena’s favor, with almost all of the show’s viewers appearing to support her. Read on for the latest, including new pics of the reconciled couple back together…

It turns out that your Love & Hip Hop cast salary depends more on star power than loyalty

We already knew that the Love & Hip Hop cast salary was heavily dependent upon star power and longevity — but LHHH star Teairra Mari recently spilled some of the show’s tea when it comes to cutting checks. Teairra gave a deposition in her ongoing revenge p0rn lawsuit against 50 Cent, and was forced to explain her own finances when it was revealed she’d been ducking some court-ordered payments. But Teairra is hardly the only cast member talking cash: over the years, plenty of the franchise’s other stars have revealed some intriguing figures.

My 600 Lb Life Annjeanette update: New photos, Where Are They Now info

It’s been a minute since we’ve heard from Annjeanette Whaley, and we’ve got a My 600 Lb Life Annjeanette update to answer your questions! The Season 7 star has shared some new info about her weight loss journey, along with a few new pics. And it looks like Annjeanette’s relationship with girlfriend Erica is stronger than ever! Keep reading for the latest!

LINKS Dick towels at the gym, Drake’s sex watch, Jon Stewart blasts Congress…

JEZEBELThe Rock, who is often working out, just as often has dick towels at the gym all over his Instagram, leading to a very simple question: What’s the deal with this towel?

THE BLEMISHDrake spent $750,000 on a sex watch you can absolutely order from the back of a MAD magazine for $19.95

CELEBITCHYI’ve read a bunch of the coverage of Jon Stewart’s tearful, outraged speech before the House Judiciary Committee yesterday, where he tore into the Committee’s largely absent members and their slack attitude toward federal funding for 9/11 first responder medical care, and the only sense of it I can make is that Congress for some reason doesn’t seem to think that helping support the surviving and often quite ill first responders is just not really a priority

LAINEY GOSSIPI’ve only been hearing good-to-amazing things about RuPaul’s new talk show, so the possibility that it may not last the month is pretty jarring. If it doesn’t, the guests are to blame

VOXYesterday, the US women’s soccer team played their first match of this year’s World Cup and beat Thailand 13-0. That’s the most goals any team — women or men — has ever scored in one World Cup match, and also more goals than the combined total of the US men’s team in its eleven World Cup matches. And so the women would now like to be paid accordingly, please

DLISTEDHere’s the first trailer for Frozen 2, which contains nary a note of “Let It Go” but doubtless has millions of parents cringing in fear just the same

REALITY TEAKathryn Dennis’ Southern Charm castmates criticized her extravagant spending, to which Kathryn’s response was basically “They have no idea what they’re talking about; also, I was totally spending extravagantly”

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP“Kate Gosselin Addresses ‘Monster Mom’ Rumors & Reveals Why Some of Her Eight Kids Don’t See Their Father Jon Gosselin”

GO FUG YOURSELFThese photos of Prince William and the Dutchess of Cambridge enjoying a good sheep shearing at a farm in Cumbria got me remembering that there’s a Downton Abbey movie coming out soon, about which I then got excited all over again

THE BLASTYou’ve been warned: “Steve-O Popping His Disgusting Blister Cannot Be Unseen”

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