MY 600 LB LIFE Aaron Washer gives optimistic update after father’s death: ‘Really excited’ by weight loss success, new relationship

We’ve got some good news about My 600 Lb Life Aaron today, thanks to Aaron’s first update following his father Eugene’s death. Aaron Washer, who had one of the brightest success stories of My 600 Lb Life Season 7, has given his many fans another reason to cheer for him: Aaron revealed that his weight loss journey is still going very well — and that things in his personal life have taken a turn for the positive, as well.

LINKS Heidi Klum topless, #Boymom problems, Medieval vagina poems…

THE BLEMISHFrom pretty much out of nowhere, we got a Heidi Klum topless photo from the woman herself live from her extended honeymoon with brand-new husband Tom Kaulitz. The topless pic depicts Heidi bathing in a rainbow filter and showing a surprising amount of nipple for Instagram

JEZEBELThe increasingly popular #Boymom hashtag appears to be sort of a surprise gateway drug for “Boys will be boys” acceptance — either that, or an unwitting cry for help from mothers who’ve given up on trying to teach their sons cleanliness

VOX“Meet the medieval Welsh poet who wrote odes to her vagina” (there’s also a dick poet)

CELEBITCHYJay-Z got a pretty good return for selling Colin Kaepernick out: he’s about to become the co-owner of an NFL team, and his company Entertainment 720 Roc Nation is going to have an indefinite hand in arranging the Super Bowl halftime show

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPSouthern Charm Stars Kathryn Dennis & Thomas Ravenel Awarded Joint Custody of Their Kids By Judge After Patricia Altschul Spends “Hours” in Court Testifying”

LAINEY GOSSIPSurprisingly, the Star Wars spinoffs continue: Ewan MacGregor is set to reprise his role as (hot) young Obi Wan Kenobi in a Phantom Menace prequel adventure show for Disney+

REALITY TEA“Gizelle Bryant and Karen Huger are at odds again. This is a feud that will NEVER end, and I don’t know that I want it to. It’s kind of fun seeing which one will be messier or shadier each episode”

GO FUG YOURSELFKirsten Dunst is returning to television with a new Showtime series called On Becoming a God in Central Florida, and apparently it’s terrific and she is terrific in it

THE BLASTYeah, but to be fair, Finns never need an excuse to chant “F*ck Sweden”

DLISTEDThis is hardly a hot take, but Cats *is* way better as a horror movie

BEFORE THE 90 DAYS Cotton Patch DJ Doug interview, memes, social media links

90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days star Angela Deem was upstaged by her potential wedding venue coordinator DJ Doug last week as he inspired thousands of memes with his string of memorable quotes. Doug has embraced his 15 minutes on social media by sharing many of the memes and also answering fan questions — including some for us!

Jenelle says JE Cosmetics launch party not cancelled, just moved because location was ‘leaked’

Former Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans is insisting that her JE Cosmetics launch is still going to happen, despite the fact that the salon initially set to host the event backed out due to public backlash. Jenelle claims that the event was meant to be private, but the location was leaked, even though the information was included in a post made by her manager Johnny Donovan’s Instagram account. Keep reading for all the latest!

NY salon cancels Jenelle Eason’s JE Cosmetics launch party after learning about Jenelle & David: ‘No way would we support such brutality’

The planned launch of former Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Easons’ JE Cosmetics line continues to hit some major speed bumps. The brand’s website was recently purchased out from under Jenelle’s people by hatters, and it was relaunched as an animal rights awareness page with the new name “Nugget Cosmetics.” Now, a New York salon has just announced they are cancelling the brand’s launch party scheduled during New York Fashion Week after they were made aware of the controversial actions by Jenelle and her husband David Eason.