LINKS! Jim Carrey’s Huckabee portrait, Aubrey O’Day’s song for DJT, Affleck’s back tat…

DLISTEDJim Carrey pissed off 46% of Twitter by sharing the above portrait, which he drew and which is allegedly (definitely) of Sarah Huckabee Sanders. If his Hollywood career actually does suffer as a result, at least Carrey can look forward to life as a Venice Beach caricaturist

JEZEBELBack in 2013, in the aftermath of what we now know was an affair with Donald Trump Jr., Aubrey O’Day wrote a song called “DJT.” Nobody thought much of it at the time. Now, lyrics like “You have to tell me you love me / I don’t ‘cause you’re a f*cking pain in my ass” have taken on a whole new meaning

CELEBITCHYBen Affleck was lying when he said he didn’t have a giant back tattoo of a phoenix, because here’s a bunch of photos of him at the beach with a giant back tattoo of a phoenix. It looks pretty good! But it would look better on almost anyone other than Ben Affleck

REALITY TEAKim Zolciak thinks the rest of the Real Housewives all met up before the reunion to strategize how they would gang up on her. After reading this article I’m inclined to agree, if only because it would probably be fun

THE BLEMISHInstead of driverless Ubers, can we have a future dominated by high-speed trains instead? They would still do the job of helping you not have to pay attention to the road while you traveled, and the views would be much prettier. Plus, no driveless Uber pedestrian killings

VOXSo it turns out that regardless of what Robert Mueller uncovers, it’s possible that his findings will never be made public. Though you have to assume, given the volume of leaks associated with this administration, that at least some sizable portion will make its way to the press

VERY SMART BROTHASHere’s a helpful reminder for all people — but especially celebrities, who are mostly people — that if you go public with a private mess, that mess is now an open topic of conversation

UPROXXThe Weinstein Company is the middle of filing for bankruptcy. One of the things it has to do in order to file is nullify all existing non-disclosure agreements. Expect to hear even more sexual misconduct stories about Harvey Weinstein and Weinstein-adjacent execs in the coming weeks

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Countess Luann ‘apparently drank at benefit,’ rep says it was medication for a Colombian bug

The Real Housewives of New York City star Countess Luann de Lesseps continues to raise concerns over her relationship with alcohol as Page Six reports the reality star was “apparently drinking” at a recent event. The latest report comes two weeks after Luann was seen holding a wine glass while taping Watch What Happens: Live!, and less than two months after she checked out of rehab following her arrest for disorderly intoxication and resisting arrest with violence in Florida on Christmas Eve.

MY 600 LB LIFE Tara Taylor is engaged & looking fantastic to boot

It’s been a long time since the latest My 600 Lb Life Tara update, and it turns out that plenty’s been going on in Tara’s life. For one thing, her children are growing up fast, and her daughter’s even left home for college. And, for another, Tara is now engaged and planning her wedding to Eugene Perkins, who we met in her Where Are They Now? episode!

Shawne Williams NBA salary: How much is Jessica Dime’s fiancé worth?

Jessica Dime is one of the biggest names on Love & Hip Hop Atlanta, but what is her fiancé Shawne Williams NBA salary? As it turns out, the journeyman forward has an impressive net worth, thanks to his years of employment by the league — and he stands to earn quite a bit should he make an NBA roster this season.