GO FUG YOURSELF – 2019 Met Gala: Our theme this year is ‘Camp’; it’s going to be so great to see all those big celebrities in such fun kitschy outfits
2019 Tony Awards looks: Hold my umbrella drink
LAINEY GOSSIP – Voting for the 2019 Emmys began yesterday. To no one’s surprise, Natasha Lyonne is campaigning hard for Russian Doll, which has an uphill battle because it’s a comedy-length show that isn’t really a comedy and also isn’t really a drama. On the other hand, Russian Doll is a perfect show. Hopefully enough Emmy voters realize this
CELEBITCHY – Surely Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Falchuk aren’t the only high-profile celebrities to not live together and only sleep in the same bed a few nights a week? And we’re all just piling on to Gwyneth about this because she’s so easily pile-onable? I’m not opposed to this, understand; it just seems highly unlikely that super busy super wealthy married celebrities are always in the same spot come bedtime
REALITY TEA – Friend of The Real Housewives of New York Barbara Kavovit apparently owes $2.4 million on her Hamptons home — featured in a few episodes earlier this season — and is trying to find a way to avoid foreclosure
VOX – If you want to look like Fleabag, here’s how; if you want to know why looking like Fleabag is all the rage right now, here’s why
THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP – “90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After? Season 4 Episode 6 Recap: Sex Therapy Sessions & Getaways Gone Wrong”
JEZEBEL – A Catholic school in Michigan apparently thinks it’s their job to bring The Handmaid’s Tale to life
DLISTED – Wendy Williams kinda-sorta arranged an “impromptu” interview with TMZ while on the way home from dinner, then broke down in tears only to be comforted by her still-anonymous new man
THE BLEMISH – As usual, you’ll find the strongest headline of the day right here: “Do You Want to Hear About Jesus While You Jack Off to Feet? Then Do We Have The YouTube Channel For You!”
THE BLAST – Sandra Bullock is working with John Legend on a musical TV series based on her early life, specifically her college years. Did Sandra Bullock have a particularly interesting early life? If this idea doesn’t fail and fail hard, is it something all celebrities are going to start doing?
(Photo credits: 2019 Tony Awards looks via Janet Mayer / SplashNews.com)
John Sharp is Starcasm’s chief editorial correspondent-at-large. Tips: E-mail firstname.lastname@example.org or Twitter @john_starcasm.