It’s been a minute since we’ve gotten an official update on Clarence Perrio, one-third of the Perrio siblings who rose to reality TV fame thanks to their One Ton Family special. The My 600 Lb Life spinoff may have finished filming, but, as you’ll see with our new Clarence Perrio update, the man is doing quite well for himself post-weight loss surgery!
THE BLAST – It seems all those rumors about the R Kelly solitary confinement actually being a hellhole of terror are complete nonsense. At least, that’s the case if you believe the pesky federal prosecutors who put Kelly there in the first place: it seems the disgraced former icon may have made up a couple of details about being bullied in solitary, starting with the fact that he’s had multiple cellmates since entering prison
VOX – “Genocidal puppets are terrifyingly effective” is not a phrase I expected to read today, and I dare say you didn’t think you’d come across it either. Yet The Dark Crystal remake is here and it is both puppet-heavy and terrifying, and here’s why
LAINEY GOSSIP – Julia Louis-Dreyfuss is one Emmy win away from becoming the most decorated actor in the ceremony’s history, but this might also be the most overwhelmingly great year for comedic actresses of all time
REALITY TEA – Speaking of scary phrases you probably never expected to read, try this one on: RHOC star Tamra Judge is a Chrisley truther
THE BLEMISH – Jussie Smollett’s PR firm would be more effective if it were run by genocidal puppets
THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP – “Jenni Farley & Roger Mathews Finalize Their Divorce: See How the Jersey Shore Stars Reacted to the End of Their Marriage”
CELEBITCHY – This is kind of old news now so I won’t even try to make a joke about it (because they’re all really the same joke); in case you hadn’t heard, “Professor Matthew McConaughey” is now an honest to God thing
JEZEBEL – Turns out that if you try the Super Size Me diet for just a little bit longer, you actually go blind and deaf. You still don’t really gain weight, though, so you’ve got that going for you
DLISTED – Clearly this is a haunted cat
GO FUG YOURSELF – For some reason, wet hair has been a lowkey trendy look this year. But yeah, it’s definitely time for people with professional stylists (and the stylists themselves) to try harder
It’s now been several months since we found out that K. Michelle was supposedly expecting twins, and that she’d chosen YouTube star Tannae — already a mother of four — to carry the babies for her. But when is K. Michelle’s surrogate due? And when will Love & Hip Hop Hollywood give us the big reveal? The show is keeping details very close to the chest; read on for the latest.
A few days ago, Bobby Brown’s sister Leolah told the world that her brother had been the victim of a terrible hit-and-run and had suffered multiple broken bones in both legs. The story raised enough alarm that Bobby’s lawyer put out a statement saying that none of that was true. But Leolah still says it is — and now she’s further suggesting that Bobby’s attorney is for some reason orchestrating a massive coverup of his client’s injuries.
She’s been fighting a huge weight loss battle for years — but did Roshanda Perrio lose weight since viewers last saw her? Based on what she’s shared, it looks like the One Ton Family star has reason to celebrate continued success; unfortunately, all three Perrio siblings have had their world shaken up over the past few days, with the tragic and shocking death of their nine-year-old cousin. Read on for all the details, including Roshanda’s weight loss and tribute photos.
THE BLEMISH – More details about the Kevin Hart car accident are coming in, and they’re rather alarming: just hours after the comedian suffered “major back injuries” in a “significant” car accident in Southern California, doctors now say that Hart will likely require surgery in order to make a full recovery
DLISTED – Johnny Depp, who is not the least bit Native American, paired with Dior for something called “Sauvage Parfum 2019” — it’s basically one giant Native stereotype. The backlash was so swift and so severe that Dior has now canceled the entire campaign and the $150 fragrance with it
CELEBITCHY – Prince Andrew has been linked to Jeffrey Epstein via whispers for years, and has already had to put out two statements claiming all the rumors about he and Epstein’s clientele are untrue. Now Andrew was forced to cut his golf holiday short so he could “return home for crisis talks” about the ongoing investigations into Epstein’s predatory ways
JEZEBEL – Donald Trump’s former personal assistant Madeleine Westerhout was apparently fired for claiming she has a better relationship with Donald than Ivanka and that he thinks Tiffany is “overweight” and “couldn’t pick [her] out of a crowd”
LAINEY GOSSIP – How did Kirsten Dunst not have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame before now? Anyway, she’s finally got one, so congrats!
THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP – “Southern Charm Star Kathryn Dennis Involved in Another Car Accident, Just Weeks After Previous Crash”
THE BLAST – “Lizzo Loses Her Mind After Beyoncé and Jay-Z Watched Her Made in America Set ”
GO FUG YOURSELF – The Marvelous Miss Maisel has been filming on location in New York City a ton the last few weeks, with everyone involved looking glamorous as always
REALITY TEA – RHOBH star Kyle Richards just confirmed she’s going to be in the Halloween remake sequel, because she was actually in the very first Halloween back in 1978?! I had no idea this was true, which further proves that there are way too many reality shows to keep track of everything relevant about each
VOX – “Bristling with nerdy energy, Alton Brown’s Good Eats is back — and not a moment too soon: One of the best food TV shows ever is beyond compare, even after a 7-year hiatus.”
THE BLAST – The latest chapter in the Chrisley family’s current tragedy is a Chrisley medical drama: 27-year-old son Kyle had to be hospitalized after an unexplained “adverse reaction to his medication,” one that got seemingly every member of the extended family to his bedside for a photo op
THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP – “EXCLUSIVE! Corinne Olympios Says She’s Thrilled to See Same Sex Couple on Bachelor Show: ‘We Should Have Done This A Long Time Ago!'”
LAINEY GOSSIP – “There is a mythology that comes with Brad Pitt. For three decades now he’s been the all-American masculine ideal – the hair, the face, the body, the romances, the mystery, the myth. Reading James Gray describing his lead character this way, it’s the first time I’ve been interested in Ad Astra and what the film might be interrogating and how he’ll ‘break down the myth of what it means to be traditionally masculine’ through Brad Pitt.”
CELEBITCHY – The Good Place‘s Jameela Jamil has been telling truth to the Kardashians’ power for years, so telling them “I’m not trying to cancel anyone. I don’t want to beef with the Kardashians. They have a huge amount of influence. I just want them to use that for more good. I think what Kim does with the prison system is really cool. Stop selling laxatives and I’ll get off your dick” is hardly surprising — but that doesn’t make it any less refreshing to hear
REALITY TEA – RHOC star Gina Kirschenheiter was already going through a messy divorce from her estranged husband Matt. Now Matt is asking for spousal support, meaning all of Gina’s financial documents are now a part of the case and available for tabloid fodder
JEZEBEL – “Real Housewives of Potomac‘s Monique Samuels Explains What It Means to Be ‘Messy'” (VIDEO)
GO FUG YOURSELF – There were “many many patterns” on display at the 2019 VMAs, and we didn’t get to a fashion roundup yesterday, so enjoy GFY’s analysis!
DLISTED – The use of “final” here seems pretty ominous with regard to the movie’s chances, but nonetheless: the final trailer for Joker the origin story nobody other than studio execs asked for and no one seems particularly enthusiastic about, is here
THE BLEMISH – Pete Davidson did not handle a cell phone filmer during his free stand-up set at the University of Central Florida very well. Also, Pete Davidson does stand-up?
VOX – “Political commentary can be both caustic and incisive. Molly Ivins showed America how: The new documentary Raise Hell: The Life and Times of Molly Ivins explores the famed columnist’s life and legacy”
Danielle Fleming, the daughter of deceased My 600 Lb Life cast member Lisa Fleming, has shared a heartfelt tribute to her late mother on the anniversary of Lisa’s death. It’s only been a year since a heart attack took Lisa’s life, and Danielle recounted her mother’s final hours with a lengthy memorial, plus several new photos. Read on for Danielle’s full tribute.