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Melania has one foot out the door

Melania Trump is already on record saying she hates decorating for Christmas and thinks it’s a huge pain in the ass. (She never actually said “f*ck Christmas.” But what Melania *did* say — “Who gives a f*ck about Christmas stuff and decoration?” — is the very definition of “close enough.”) At the same time, sources…

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Donald Trump won’t be in Washington for Biden’s Inauguration

We’re a little over two months away from the start of Joe Biden’s presidency. But the person who currently holds that office hasn’t shown any sign he’s ready to take the L and move on. So, will Donald Trump leave the White House peacefully? Or will the Secret Service actually have to remove him by…

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The Trump event at Four Seasons Total Landscaping was the perfect end to his presidency

It was the absolute best and most fitting way for Donald Trump’s presidency to end. And it didn’t involve any electoral drama, or COVID intrigue, or embarrassing White House standoffs. Nor was Kanye involved in any way. No, the Trump event at Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia was the perfect end of the Trump…

Trump has covid
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President Trump and the First Lady both have COVID-19

If, during a pandemic, you don’t wear a mask, your job requires you to be around people, and the people around you almost never wear masks, then it’s really only a matter of time until you get sick. But it was still a surprise to get official confirmation early this morning: Trump has COVID, and…

Secret Service visits David Eason after gun video tagging Trump, David shows off arsenal, says he will shoot next time
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Secret Service visits David Eason after gun video tagging Trump, David shows off arsenal, says he will shoot next time

Teen Mom 2 dad David Eason may not be wearing any more MAGA hats any time soon as he reveals that the Secret Service paid a visit to The Land after David posted a video of himself shooting an automatic rifle on Instagram and used the #Trump hash tag. David posted a series of furious…

Donald Trump's mushroom dick
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Thanks to Stormy Daniels, we know which video game character Donald Trump’s dick looks like

If you don’t want to know anything about Donald Trump’s mushroom dick — including which video game character Trump’s former mistress Stormy Daniels unflatteringly compares it to — then please, by all means, turn away. But if your morbid curiosity’s gotten the best of you, we’re here to reveal some of the details from Full…

Will Donald Trump lose his Walk of Fame star
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Here’s why Donald Trump (probably) won’t lose his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame

It’s been a rough couple of years for the Hollywood Walk of Fame, which since the election of Donald Trump has become almost synonymous with the vandalism directed at Trump’s star. After the star was destroyed for the third time last month, the West Hollywood City Council voted to remove it entirely. But will Donald…

How do you get a star on the Walk of Fame
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Someone smashed Donald Trump’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame (again)

For the second time in two years, someone took a heavy object to Donald Trump’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame and smashed it to bits. But getting one isn’t exactly the honor most people seem to think it is. How do you get a star on the Walk of Fame? The answer involves…

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PHOTOS The giant Donald Trump balloon baby stole the little one’s headlines

Witness the now world-famous giant Donald Trump balloon baby in action earlier today. Trump’s first official visit to the UK — announced last year, then postponed indefinitely when it became clear that most Britons were not super-enthused by the idea — kicked off this weekend, and was met by a massive counter-protest in London. Trump…

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Meghan Markle’s wedding dress costs as much as Stormy Daniels’ silence

It turns out that $130,000 can buy a person all sorts of different things. In a bizarre quirk of the conversion rate, the answer to the questions “How much does Meghan Markle’s wedding dress cost?” and “How much did Donald Trump pay for Stormy Daniels’ silence?” is exactly the same. According to the Daily Mail,…

Stormy Daniels is ready to spill the tea (among other fluids)
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Stormy Daniels is ready to spill the tea (among other fluids)

Stormy Daniels’ dress is about to surpass Monica Lewinsky’s as the most talked-about article of clothing in modern American political history. The former adult actress extended her saga with now-President Donald Trump this week by claiming she’s still got the dress she wore during her brief fling with Trump, which she’s going to get tested…

Melania and Donald certainly seem like two people headed for a divorce
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Melania and Donald certainly seem like two people headed for a divorce

Melania and Donald Trump have never seemed more distant from one another or less concerned about how that distance comes across via the cameras recording their every move. Now, thanks to the ongoing Stormy Daniels fallout and Melania’s near-constant swatting of Donald’s hands — not to mention the 25+ detailed sexual misconduct allegations lodged against…

PHOTOS VIDEOS How many women have accused Donald Trump of sexual harassment?
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PHOTOS VIDEOS How many women have accused Donald Trump of sexual harassment?

In the aftermath of the 2005 Access Hollywood tape on which then-presidential candidate Donald Trump can be heard talking about groping and assaulting women, nearly two dozen women have come forward with details of their own sexual assault claims against Trump. They join a list of women who had already gone public with their claims…

PHOTOS VIDEO Charlottesville victim Deandre Harris speaks after attack: ‘They were beating me with poles’
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PHOTOS VIDEO Charlottesville victim Deandre Harris speaks after attack: ‘They were beating me with poles’

One of the many images to go viral during this weekend’s “Unite the Right” white supremacist rally in Charlottesville VA is that of 20-year-old Charlottesville victim Deandre Harris being beaten by a group of neo-Nazis in a parking garage. Harris, seen above in the immediate aftermath of the attack, says he and several friends were…

Comedian Kathy Griffin apologizes for severed Donald Trump head photo shoot with Tyler Shields
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Comedian Kathy Griffin apologizes for severed Donald Trump head photo shoot with Tyler Shields

Kathy Griffin is facing harsh criticism for a recent photo shoot she did with famed photographer Tyler Shields in which she is holding a lifelike model of President Donald Trump’s severed and bloody head. TMZ posted a “Behead the Scenes” video from the photo shoot in which Kathy can be heard joking with Tyler about…

VIDEO Which Beverly Hills Housewife dated Donald Trump?
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VIDEO Which Beverly Hills Housewife dated Donald Trump?

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season seven reunion is underway, and a major bombshell was just dropped. It doesn’t have to do with Dorit and Erika’s disagreement over #PantyGate nor does it revolve around Rinna’s little baggie of pills. This revelation has to do with our current Commander-in-Chief Donald Trump. With all the ladies…

Does Donald Trump delete tweets?
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Does Donald Trump delete tweets?

Donald Trump as famous for his Twitter trigger finger as he is for never admitting when he’s at fault. (Or, more specifically, never admitting that he could be at fault.) But that combination of characteristics means we never see stories featuring Trump taking the celebrity walk of shame: deleting a controversial tweet shortly after firing…

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VIDEO That time Kanye West met with President-elect Donald Trump

This is yuge Yeezy! In what has to me the most ‘Merica! moment of this holiday season, rapper and self-described genius Kanye West held court at Trump Tower with none other than President-elect Donald Trump. West, fresh out of an 8-day stay at a psychiatric ward in Los Angeles, requested some face time with the…

Amy Schumer reads apology letter to Tampa Trump supporters
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Amy Schumer reads apology letter to Tampa Trump supporters

Comedian, writer, and actress Amy Schumer read an apology letter to the Donald Trump supporters who walked out on her during a recent show in Tampa, Florida. During her gig Sunday in Tampa, Schumer brought a man voting for Trump up on stage. “Do you get worried at all with how impulsive he is, that he…

Khloe Kardashian responds to alleged ‘fat piglet’ Donald Trump comment
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Khloe Kardashian responds to alleged ‘fat piglet’ Donald Trump comment

Khloe Kardashian has responded to allegations that Donald Trump insulted her during her appearance on The Celebrity Apprentice. The Huffington Post reported last week that the Republican presidential nominee disparaged Khloe in off camera comments, calling the famous Kardashian sister, among other things, a “fat piglet.” A show editor told HuffPo that Trump asked, “What…

Farrah Abraham grab life by the pssy btches Donald Trump reference on SnapChat
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Farrah Abraham endorses Trump, says ‘Grab life by the p*ssy, b*tches!’

If you’re one of the many, many undecided voters out there patiently waiting to make your decision between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump based on the endorsement of Teen Mom OG star Farrah Abraham, then the wait is over! Not only has Farrah announced her endorsement for President of the United States, she has done…

Footage of Donald Trump on ‘The Apprentice’ reportedly shows racial slurs, more ‘lewd and sexist’ behavior
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Footage of Donald Trump on ‘The Apprentice’ reportedly shows racial slurs, more ‘lewd and sexist’ behavior

Just days after footage of Donald Trump describing sexual assault went public, a pair of television producers alleged “far worse” footage of the Republican presidential nominee. According to the producers–and several people who worked on the show–clips from his time as host of The Apprentice involve Trump dropping racial slurs and making female contestants cringe…

Marla Maples, seeking sweet, sweet revenge, might have been the person who leaked Donald Trump’s taxes
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Marla Maples, seeking sweet, sweet revenge, might have been the person who leaked Donald Trump’s taxes

Part of Donald Trump’s taxes were leaked to the New York Times over the weekend, and the political fallout from the revelations they produced is ongoing. The leak also produced one major question: Who was the leaker? Currently, gossip centers on none other than Marla Maples, Trump’s ex-wife and the woman with whom he cheated…

What happens if Donald Trump quits the presidential race?
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What happens if Donald Trump quits the presidential race?

Did Donald Trump quit? And what would happen if he did? The number of people asking those questions has spiked in recent weeks, thanks to a hyper-extended string of unforced errors on the GOP front-runner’s part. Trump’s comments about “Second-Amendment people” coming together against Hillary Clinton–widely perceived to be an endorsement of violence, if not…

Do the presidential debates usually conflict with the NFL? The debate scheduling controversy, explained
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Do the presidential debates usually conflict with the NFL? The debate scheduling controversy, explained

The Presidential Debates Schedule 2016 has become yet another point of controversy during this year’s presidential campaign. According to Donald Trump, the Commission on Presidential Debates deliberately scheduled this year’s debates to conflict with NFL games, draw viewers away from the presidential contest, and benefit Hillary Clinton: As usual, Hillary & the Dems are trying…

LINKS Jon Snow knows things, near dune buggy death for a Real Housewife, Suge Knight v. Chris Brown…
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LINKS Jon Snow knows things, near dune buggy death for a Real Housewife, Suge Knight v. Chris Brown…

DLISTED –  Suge Knight is suing Chris Brown and only the lawyers will win CELEBITCHY –  Jon Snow has some words about the Game of Thrones season finale REALITY TEA –  Vicki Gunvalson talks about that time she nearly died in a dune buggy JEZEBEL – The latest trailer for The Get Down is on…

Tiffany Trump, the ‘wild card daughter’ of Campaign 2016, set for college graduation and points unknown
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Tiffany Trump, the ‘wild card daughter’ of Campaign 2016, set for college graduation and points unknown

Did Tiffany Trump go to college? Donald Trump’s youngest daughter has attracted attention for being one of the infamous Rich Kids of Instagram–and for her occasional partying ways. But the 22-year-old is set to graduate from her father’s alma mater after a supposedly successful four-year run; after that, her plans remain up in the air,…

Donald Trump playing card deck to feature Tila Tequila, Milo Yiannopoulos, and more
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Donald Trump playing card deck to feature Tila Tequila, Milo Yiannopoulos, and more

After Donald Trump accused Hillary Clinton of playing the “woman card,” her website began selling decks of “woman cards” for $10 a pop. Those were just normal playing cards with a politically charged name, but it inspired a Kickstarter campaign for an actual deck of “woman cards” featuring such notable women as Ruth Bader Ginsburg,…

Dating website connects Americans with Canadians wanting to escape a Trump Presidency

Dating website connects Americans with Canadians wanting to escape a Trump Presidency

“If _______ happens, I’m moving to Canada!” This is a common phrase among Americans who are fed up with U.S. politics. Gay marriage, Middle East strategy, drug control, and other controversial public policies are all topics that have prompted Americans to threaten a move to our northern neighbor. None of those reasons, however, have encouraged…

PHOTO Trump proves he loves Hispanics by eating a taco bowl with questionable provenance
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PHOTO Trump proves he loves Hispanics by eating a taco bowl with questionable provenance

It’s been less than two days since Donald Trump all but locked up the Republican nomination by winning the Indiana primary, and he’s already moving on to the general election by courting the Hispanic vote in true Trump fashion. Moments ago, Trump posted the photo above on Facebook in which he can be seen at…

Louis CK calls Donald Trump Hitler in impassioned e-mail to fans
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Louis CK calls Donald Trump Hitler in impassioned e-mail to fans

Louis CK and Donald Trump might be about to get into something of a war of words, thanks to an e-mail Louis sent to his mailing list just moments ago. The comedian has been sharing near-weekly notes with his mailing list to let fans know about new episodes of his series Horace and Pete.  The show, which co-stars Steve Buscemi, arrived completely without notice…

VIDEO Donald Trump’s Freedom Girls are now internet famous

VIDEO Donald Trump’s Freedom Girls are now internet famous

During a campaign stop in Pensacola, Florida, presidential hopeful Donald Trump had his eager supporters entertained by a trio of young performers known as the Freedom Girls. The girls danced and sang a Donald-themed song about how he’s gonna make America great again. Unlike later, when the mic malfunctioned and Trump lost his freaking mind,…

LINKS Jon Stewart trumps Trump, Amy Schumer and J-Law scheming, Josh Duggar’s brothers speak out…
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LINKS Jon Stewart trumps Trump, Amy Schumer and J-Law scheming, Josh Duggar’s brothers speak out…

THE BLEMISH – Jon Stewart Trumps Trump With His Return to Late Night DLISTED – Bestest Friends Jennifer Lawrence And Amy Schumer Want To Wear The Same Dress To The Golden Globes CELEBITCHY – Dita Von Teese: “I think anybody who throws the Kardashians shade is just jealous” REALITY TEA – Reality TV Stars Snapshots…

LINKS Trump worse than Voldemort, Saint West photo prediction, 90 Day Fiance finale recap…
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LINKS Trump worse than Voldemort, Saint West photo prediction, 90 Day Fiance finale recap…

THE BLEMISH – J.K. Rowling Confirms That Donald Trump Is Worse Than Voldemort DLISTED – Yes, Hollywood Still Hates Your Childhood: Little Miss Sunshine Is Starring In A TV Remake Of Dirty Dancing CELEBITCHY – Ronnie Wood, 68, is expecting twins with his 37 year-old wife REALITY TEA – Sheree Whitfield Blames “Pent Up Anger”…

Why are Donald Trump and Anthony Bourdain feuding?
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Why are Donald Trump and Anthony Bourdain feuding?

The Donald Trump Anthony Bourdain feud has long roots, but, over the past few days, has begun to sprout like nobody’s business. The real estate developer has been the recipient of some pretty nasty comments from celebrity chef Bourdain–and, now, those comments are getting a lot of attention, and putting pressure on Trump to respond….

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Donald Trump is hosting SNL: Can he make fun of himself?

The phrase “Donald Trump comedian” does not often come to mind. But Trump, not to be outdone by Hillary Clinton is hosting Saturday Night Live in four weeks. That fact begs the following question: Can Donald Trump make fun of himself? The preliminary answer to that question would appear to be “Yes, at least a…

VIDEO Donald Trump controversy: Refuses to correct man who says President Obama is a Muslim and ‘not even American’
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VIDEO Donald Trump controversy: Refuses to correct man who says President Obama is a Muslim and ‘not even American’

The latest Donald Trump controversy of Campaign 2016 emerged on Friday, the morning after Trump failed to correct a man who called President Obama a Muslim and who said Obama “isn’t even American.” Fellow candidates from both parties were swift to condemn Trump’s remark; Trump himself has not commented on the flap. The Donald Trump controversy unfolded…

Donald Trump deletes 9/11 tweet referring to ‘haters and losers’
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Donald Trump deletes 9/11 tweet referring to ‘haters and losers’

Donald Trump has raised eyebrows once again. This time, it’s because of a strangely worded tweet the presidential candidate shared two years ago–and re-tweeted more recently–to ostensibly commemorate the 9/11 anniversary. In the Donald Trump 9/11 tweet, the real estate mogul extended his “best wishes” to all on the “special date.” Trump made sure to…

Donald Trump says his time at military school is like military service: Is he right?
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Donald Trump says his time at military school is like military service: Is he right?

Just a few weeks removed from his first military controversy, Donald Trump finds himself in the center of another. This time, though, it’s not because of what Donald Trump did; rather, Trump is at the center of criticism for something he didn’t do. In a new interview, Trump said his time at a military academy means he…

PHOTO The New Yorker’s Kanye West ‘2020 Vision’ cover compares him to Harry Truman
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PHOTO The New Yorker’s Kanye West ‘2020 Vision’ cover compares him to Harry Truman

“Kanye West’s announcement of his intention to seek the Presidency reminds us that it’s not too early to start thinking about the 2020 campaign,” says illustrator Barry Blitt of his cover illustration for next week’s issue of The New Yorker. “2016’s already old hat by now, anyway,” he adds. The illustration, titled “2020 Vision,” features…

Women are live-tweeting their periods at Donald Trump, because #periodsarenotaninsult
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Women are live-tweeting their periods at Donald Trump, because #periodsarenotaninsult

A few days ago, Donald Trump created a bit of a furor by suggesting that Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly attacked him at the network’s Republican candidate forum because she was on her period. Then, Trump tried to walk back his comment, saying that when he referred to Kelly as having “blood coming out of…

PHOTO Donald Trump skewered in drawing by Dr. Jenn’s 8-yr-old daughter
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PHOTO Donald Trump skewered in drawing by Dr. Jenn’s 8-yr-old daughter

The internet is chock full of Donald Trump detractors. But few people have taken down the chronic foot-in-mouth sufferer and attention addict as artfully as Dr. Jenn Mann’s eight-year-old daughter Mendez. Mendez nailed Mr. Trump and his laughable campaign to become the next President of the United States in a simple drawing her mother shared…

Donald Trump’s insults get him dumped from today’s RedState event
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Donald Trump’s insults get him dumped from today’s RedState event

  Billionaire real estate developer Donald Trump has been dropped from the guest list at a meeting of conservative activists in Atlanta today–and his gender-specific insults of Megyn Kelly are the reason why. Donald Trump’s disinvitation marks the third day of controversy and fallout from his arguments with Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly, following what Trump called…

Donald Trump Feud: Candidate lashes out at Fox’s Megyn Kelly over debate questions
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Donald Trump Feud: Candidate lashes out at Fox’s Megyn Kelly over debate questions

Last night, ten of the seventeen candidates for the Republican nomination for President took to Fox News’ stage at the Quicken Loans Arena in Cleveland for a prime-time debate. Because there were ten candidates onstage, and only two hours devoted to the event (minus commercial breaks), no one got to speak for long, and every statement was…

How much money does Donald Trump have?
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How much money does Donald Trump have?

Donald Trump is a fixture in today’s news. Whether he’s announcing his candidacy for president or offending an entire race of people, he’s definitely keeping his name in the headlines–something that may or may not be helpful in winning the 2016 presidential race. Trump recently filed financial disclosure forms with the Federal Election Commission. In them, The Donald claims his…

Donald Trump controversy: Can you rape your spouse?

View image | gettyimages.com   The Daily Beast unearthed some info from an unpublished tell-all, Lost Tycoon, about Donald Trump’s marriage to Ivana Trump that recounts a violent situation between the ex-spouses. The book describes a 1989 incident that the book says Ivana has referred to as “rape,” and said she felt “violated.” Trump was…

Donald Trump attacks John McCain: “I like people who weren’t captured”
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Donald Trump attacks John McCain: “I like people who weren’t captured”

  Donald Trump went on the attack against a fellow Republican this weekend–and his chosen target isn’t even a man who’s running against him. Trump had some sharp words for Arizona Senator John McCain during a campaign stop in Iowa, at which he questioned whether or not McCain is a war hero. It’s not clear…

Who is Tiffany Trump? Donald’s 21-year-old daughter steps into the spotlight
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Who is Tiffany Trump? Donald’s 21-year-old daughter steps into the spotlight

Who is Tiffany Trump? Donald Trump has five children: One with current wife Melania Knauss; three with first wife Ivana Zelnickova; and one with his second wife, 90s thespian and noted ski enthusiast Marla Maples. It’s he and Marla’s daughter who’s attracting a lot of extra attention these days–because 21-year-old Tiffany Trump is getting ready…

Donald Trump hair balloon static Scotland
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Donald Trump insults Jeb Bush’s wife in since-deleted tweet

  Donald Trump insults Jeb Bush’s wife with a tweet the beleaguered real estate mogul has since deleted. The tweet had to do with Trump’s controversial comments on Mexican immigrants; Bush’s wife Columba hails from Mexico, and has frequently critized the GOP for its stance on immigration. Trump tweeted out the insult on the evening…

Donald Trump reeling: Macy’s dumps Trump merchandise amid growing controversy
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Donald Trump reeling: Macy’s dumps Trump merchandise amid growing controversy

  We’ve used several variations on the phrase “Donald Trump is having a rough week” to introduce articles on the real estate mogul over the past couple of weeks, but, as it turns out, Donald Trump is really just having an extremely bad time of things right now. First, he announced his bid for the…

NBC dumps The Apprentice, Miss USA after Donald Trump’s racist remarks
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NBC dumps The Apprentice, Miss USA after Donald Trump’s racist remarks

Donald Trump’s run for president of the United States seems to be getting off to a historically bad start: After commenting in his campaign kick-off speech that Mexican immigrants are often criminal and racists, Univision cut its ties with the Miss USA/Miss Universe co-owner. Now, NBC is doing the same. “At NBC, respect and dignity…

Donald Trump dishes F word at Las Vegas speech
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VIDEO CNN anchor calls out Donald Trump: “What’s traditional about being married three times?”

  Donald Trump’s 2016 campaign for president has gotten off to something of a stilted start. His announcement drew widespread criticism for its perceived arrogance and lack of policy substance. And he generalized on the topic of immigration to the point that Trump more or less called all immigrants from Mexico murderers and rapists–a move…

Univision cancels Miss USA after Donald Trump calls Mexicans criminals and rapists
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Univision cancels Miss USA after Donald Trump calls Mexicans criminals and rapists

  Miss USA lost a significant partner after part-owner Donald Trump’s comments on Mexicans drove Univision to cancel the telecast. In his speech announcing his candidacy for president last week, Trump accused Mexican immigrants of having “lots of problems” and “bringing those problems to us.” He added, “They’re bringing drugs, they’re bringing crime, they’re rapists…

Donald Trump goes crazy to the tune of Neil Young’s “Rockin’ in the Free World;” Young disapproves
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Donald Trump goes crazy to the tune of Neil Young’s “Rockin’ in the Free World;” Young disapproves

Yesterday, real estate mogul Donald Trump announced his candidacy for the Presidency of the United States. He did so in his hometown of New York City–and from within Trump Tower, the first of many buildings to bear his blunt name. He also did so after taking the stage to the sweet sounds of Neil Young’s…

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Celebrity Apprentice season 7 contestants announced: Kenya Moore, Brandi Glanville, Ludacris and more

Donald Trump announced the cast of the upcoming season of Celebrity Apprentice during a press conference today. Find out who faces the dreaded “you’re fired” phrase…

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Donald Trump apologizes to Duck Dynasty’s Jase Robertson for ‘facial profiling’ incident

Jase Robertson has a very well-known, very bearded face, but apparently it wasn’t recognizable enough to keep an employee of the Trump International Hotel from escorting him out, based merely on his appearance. After the episode, which Jase has called “facial profiling,” The Donald himself instructed an assistant to call with an apology. Read on to see Jase’s response to Trumps attempt to make nice.