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LINKS Matrix 4 forthcoming, Lori Loughlin misfires, Chrisley drama intensifies…

VOXIt was only a matter of time before a franchise as well-known and profitable as The Matrix got either a reboot or a sequel, and now we know which it will be: Matrix 4, starring Keanu Reeves, Carrie-Anne Moss, and presumably Laurence Fishburne as well, will begin production next year for a 2021 release

CELEBITCHYLori Loughlin would still like you to believe that she’s the real victim in her ongoing College Admissions Scandal and Trial

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPLindsie Chrisley, who’s already accused her family of trying to extort her with a sex tape, has now hired security to protect her from the ongoing threats of her brother (OK, maybe) and father (???)

LAINEY GOSSIPHarry Styles is shirtless on the cover of the new Rolling Stone and folks are losing their minds with glee

REALITY TEA“Tamra Judge Dishes On Which Housewives She Misses & Which Ones She Doesn’t”

THE BLEMISHThe moviegoing world appeared to be losing its mind yesterday when, for business reasons that I’m not going to learn about, Spider Man stopped being a part of the Marvel Comics Universe. But given that our economy is powered by comic book movies and especially Spider Man movies, maybe I should be worried

THE BLASTAndy Richter went off on an airline passenger a few seats down from him when the dude kept taking his sandals off and putting his bare feet up. Thank you, Andy Richter

DLISTEDIt seems Miley Cyrus is getting over the initial stages of post-Liam grief by “basically having sex” in public with also-just-broken-up-with Kaitlynn Carter

JEZEBELWhat are mindless corporate jobs for if not slacking off, reading books in the break room when no one is around, and binge-watching TV shows when sitting at your desk?

GO FUG YOURSELFJenny McCarthy is definitely going for something here

MY 600 LB LIFE Aaron Washer gives optimistic update after father’s death: ‘Really excited’ by weight loss success, new relationship

We’ve got some good news about My 600 Lb Life Aaron today, thanks to Aaron’s first update following his father Eugene’s death. Aaron Washer, who had one of the brightest success stories of My 600 Lb Life Season 7, has given his many fans another reason to cheer for him: Aaron revealed that his weight loss journey is still going very well — and that things in his personal life have taken a turn for the positive, as well.

LINKS Heidi Klum topless, #Boymom problems, Medieval vagina poems…

THE BLEMISHFrom pretty much out of nowhere, we got a Heidi Klum topless photo from the woman herself live from her extended honeymoon with brand-new husband Tom Kaulitz. The topless pic depicts Heidi bathing in a rainbow filter and showing a surprising amount of nipple for Instagram

JEZEBELThe increasingly popular #Boymom hashtag appears to be sort of a surprise gateway drug for “Boys will be boys” acceptance — either that, or an unwitting cry for help from mothers who’ve given up on trying to teach their sons cleanliness

VOX“Meet the medieval Welsh poet who wrote odes to her vagina” (there’s also a dick poet)

CELEBITCHYJay-Z got a pretty good return for selling Colin Kaepernick out: he’s about to become the co-owner of an NFL team, and his company Entertainment 720 Roc Nation is going to have an indefinite hand in arranging the Super Bowl halftime show

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPSouthern Charm Stars Kathryn Dennis & Thomas Ravenel Awarded Joint Custody of Their Kids By Judge After Patricia Altschul Spends “Hours” in Court Testifying”

LAINEY GOSSIPSurprisingly, the Star Wars spinoffs continue: Ewan MacGregor is set to reprise his role as (hot) young Obi Wan Kenobi in a Phantom Menace prequel adventure show for Disney+

REALITY TEA“Gizelle Bryant and Karen Huger are at odds again. This is a feud that will NEVER end, and I don’t know that I want it to. It’s kind of fun seeing which one will be messier or shadier each episode”

GO FUG YOURSELFKirsten Dunst is returning to television with a new Showtime series called On Becoming a God in Central Florida, and apparently it’s terrific and she is terrific in it

THE BLASTYeah, but to be fair, Finns never need an excuse to chant “F*ck Sweden”

DLISTEDThis is hardly a hot take, but Cats *is* way better as a horror movie

PHOTOS MY 600 LB LIFE Teretha update: Confirms new episode after recent hospitalization

It’s a great My 600 Lb Life Teretha update for the always-positive Season 4 star! Teretha Hollis-Neely, who recently had to be hospitalized over an undisclosed ailment, revealed she’s back on the mend and has begun filming her second Where Are They Now episode. We’ve got plenty of new pics of Teretha, plus more info from the woman herself! Read on for the latest!

LINKS Jeffrey Epstein suicide, Prince Andrew allegations, BH90210 reboot…

VOXNews of the Jeffrey Epstein suicide is still reverberating across the internet, but the investigation into the alleged sex trafficker and his ties to both the current President and one former President will continue. At the very least, many of the dozens of women who’ve accused Epstein of abusing them and introducing them to powerful people who abused them in turn say they intend to bring charges against as many of Epstein’s current and former associates as possible

JEZEBELAs for the Jeffrey Epstein suicide itself: the guards at the Metropolitan Correctional Center in Manhattan, where Epstein was being held, were apparently stuck with “‘extreme’ overtime shifts thanks to staffing shortages.” Epstein’s suicide is currently at the heart of too many conspiracy theories to count

CELEBITCHYAdditionally, Epstein’s ties to Prince Andrew, about who there have been whispers and gossip for literally years, have come under new scrutiny over the past few weeks. But at least one British tabloid says that Epstein’s death is actually very good news for Andrew, and it’s hard to argue with their line of logic

THE BLEMISHFinally, it seems that “a number of fashion industry figures” had close ties to Epstein. Among them: “established model scout” and manager Jean-Luc Brunel, plus Naomi Campbell and Heidi Klum (both of whom deny any close connection)

LAINEY GOSSIPTo be fair, I am not really the intended audience for the BH90210 reboot, but “smart” was not one of the words to come to mind during the premiere episode last week

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPTemptation Island Season 2 to Premiere in October: Meet the New Couples & Watch the Trailer”

REALITY TEABravo’s first-ever fan convention — yes, it’s called “BravoCon,” in case you didn’t know — takes place this November in NYC and tickets go on sale tomorrow. Events start at 10 AM every day of the three-day weekend, which seems insanely early for any reality TV convention

DLISTEDGywneth Paltrow being unaware of the people who starred alongside her in huge blockbuster films is not surprising. But it is definitely amusing

THE BLASTBut OJ Simpson *isn’t* dead! (Cue rimshot & audience groaning)

GO FUG YOURSELF“NBC’s TCAs Were Mostly a Farewell to The Good Place,” which returns September 26th and comes to a bittersweet end far too soon after that

BLACK INK COMPTON Lemeir throws down on Ceaser and Ryan’s skills: ‘I actually know they’re not as smart as I am’

The newest Black Ink spinoff is set to debut, and one of the show’s biggest stars is wasting no time making his voice heard. In the first of what will no doubt be many Black Ink Compton Lemeir updates, the Philly native has some big talk about how Ceaser and Ryan run their shops — and how much better he would do if he were in charge. Read on for the latest!