Category: Oops

Melania has one foot out the door

Melania Trump is on record saying she hates decorating for Christmas and thinks it’s a huge pain in the ass. Sources close to Melania are also saying, very much off-the-record, that she considers her marriage to Donald Trump “over.” The odds are very much against it — but will the Melania Trump Christmas 2020 theme have anything to do with the seemingly inexorable split?

   

The Trump event at Four Seasons Total Landscaping was the perfect end to his presidency

It was the absolute best and most fitting way for Donald Trump’s presidency to end. And it didn’t involve any electoral drama, political intrigue, or embarrassing White House standoffs. No, the Trump event at Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia was the perfect end of the Trump era because it was a distillation of everything about the man: a big promise, a lot of buildup, stone-faced commitment to a ridiculous mistake. And then, ultimately, nothing of substance at all.

   
   

MUG SHOT Massachusetts Parking Lot Pooper arrested, ending two-month fecal frenzy

A Massachusetts woman dubbed the Parking Lot Pooper for doing exactly that has been caught and arrested. 51-year-old Andrea Grocer, of Ashland MA, was caught mid-bowel movement outside her preferred venue: the parking lot of the Natick Outdoor Store. Read on for the full mug shot, plus some delightful straight-faced quotes from the local police.

Jordyn Woods was living at Kylie Jenner’s house when she hooked up with Tristan Thompson

It looks like the fallout between Jordyn Woods and Kylie Jenner is only getting worse. Jordyn, who forced Khloe Kardashian to break up with baby daddy Tristan Thompson after hooking up with Tristan over the weekend, has been Kylie's BFF for years. But Jordyn is now on the outs with the Kardashians -- which means moving out of Kylie Jenner's house, where she's actually been living for some time.