LIFE AFTER LOCKUP Clint says mom Alice ‘doesn’t love me’ and he’s ‘trapped in Cincinnati’ after Alice co-signs on his 1-year lease

Love After Lockup: Life After Lockup star Clint Brady celebrated his 39th birthday by throwing himself a huge pity party on Facebook this week. Check out his posts and interactions with his followers as he lashes out at his parents for not loving him and for not traveling 1,300 miles to visit him in Ohio over the past few weeks. He also addresses a series of other topics like his alleged drug use, his recent DUI and car crash, not getting paid by WE tv after violating his NDA, and how he feels trapped in Ohio after signing a one-year lease (that his mom co-signed on).

Megalomedia lawsuit: My 600 Lb Life producers accuse LB Bonner of self-negligence in first legal response

We’ve gotten the first legal response to the first Megalomedia lawsuit accusing the My 600 Lb Life producers of “gross negligence” in the death of fan favorite LB Bonner. Megalomedia’s legal team countered the Bonner family’s lawsuit by categorically denying each of the family’s claims — and in turn accusing Bonner of neglecting his own health in the period leading to his 2018 suicide. Read on for the latest.

LINKS Coronavirus cash grab, #ReleaseTheButtholeCut, Octavia Spencer’s advice…

JEZEBELRepublican businesswoman Kelly Loeffler, who also happens to be married to the chairman of the New York Stock Exchange, is one of several US senators to make millions of dollars selling stocks after a private briefing on COVID-19 literally months before the general public was warned about how serious the virus is. Loeffler’s coronavirus cash grab alone appears to have netted her around three million dollars

THE BLEMISHThere is apparently a version of Cats that features all the cats’ CGI buttholes. Those buttholes were later edited out of the version of Cats that made it to theaters. And we must all be out of shows and movies to binge, because now fans of ruby star cinema are demanding to see the “Butthole Cut” of Cats, a movie that, who knows, may actually be improved dramatically by the presence of cat buttholes a-plenty

CELEBITCHYAcademy Award-winner Octavia Spencer didn’t *present* this as advice in her recent interview on The Daily Show; given current circumstances, I’m choosing to take her words as advice and suggest them as advice for others

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP“Blowups, Breakdowns, Bar Fights & Bear Smoochin’: MTV Releases ‘Total Madness’ Super Trailer for The Challenge Season 35″

THE BLASTSpeaking of binging entertainment, here’s another helpful list of stuff you maybe haven’t gotten to yet. This list was actually more helpful for me in straightening out a misconception I didn’t even realize I’d held: Lucifer, a show I have never seen one minute of, is not only not the Buffy spin-off Angel, it’s in no way related to Buffy at all

GO FUG YOURSELFAnd in other, supremely important entertainment news, here’s a helpful explainer of how you can help websites — like GFY, yes, and also this very one you’re reading! — in our current era of despair

REALITY TEAIf Thomas Ravenel hadn’t already gotten the boot from Southern Charm over domestic violence allegations, he may well have been let go for spouting racist coronavirus conspiracy theories

DLISTEDA Tale of Two Celebrities: Lost star Daniel Dae Kim has tested positive for coronavirus and used social media to offer a calm, helpful, important little speech about the importance social distancing and quarantining. Meanwhile, Lost star Evangeline Lilly — whose father, suffering from stage four lukemia, is living with Lilly — called the pandemic a simple “flu” and said she’s conducting business as usual

VOXSpain, like the United States, was slow to mobilize against coronavirus. However, unlike the US, Spain has been fast to enact and enforce countrywide quarantining over the past couple of weeks. Consider this both a cautionary tale about what to (maybe) expect in America and a tragedy about what might have been if we’d acted sooner

LAINEY GOSSIPFinally, here’s a beautiful little bit of nostalgia for you to devour: “Romeo Must Die turns 20″

Made In Staten Island cast return for MTV’s Families Of The Mafia with ‘Sammy The Bull’ Gravano

MTV is bringing back the cast of their failed reality series Made In Staten Island for the revamped Families of the Mafia, premiering April 9. The new series will be adding the older family members as central cast members, including infamous Mafia underboss and federal informant, Salvatore “Sammy the Bull” Gravano. Keep reading to watch the first preview trailer and meet the four families featured on the show!

TEEN MOM Lexi Tatman’s funeral home mentor arrested for organ & body part harvesting scheme

The woman who helped inspire former Teen Mom: Young and Pregnant star Lexi Tatman to want to be a funeral director has been arrested, along with her mother, for allegedly selling decedents’ body parts without the consent of the family members. Lexi and her family were one of the victims of the fraudulent scheme, which also included sending family members fake cremains. Read the full statement about the indictment from the US Attorney’s Office, plus Lexi answers questions.