Made In Staten Island cast return for MTV’s Families Of The Mafia with ‘Sammy The Bull’ Gravano

MTV is bringing back the cast of their failed reality series Made In Staten Island for the revamped Families of the Mafia, premiering April 9. The new series will be adding the older family members as central cast members, including infamous Mafia underboss and federal informant, Salvatore “Sammy the Bull” Gravano. Keep reading to watch the first preview trailer and meet the four families featured on the show!

TEEN MOM Lexi Tatman’s funeral home mentor arrested for organ & body part harvesting scheme

The woman who helped inspire former Teen Mom: Young and Pregnant star Lexi Tatman to want to be a funeral director has been arrested, along with her mother, for allegedly selling decedents’ body parts without the consent of the family members. Lexi and her family were one of the victims of the fraudulent scheme, which also included sending family members fake cremains. Read the full statement about the indictment from the US Attorney’s Office, plus Lexi answers questions.

LINKS Oprah sex trafficking hoax, Amanda Bynes pregnant, Jax and Brittany married…

JEZEBELRest assured that the Oprah sex trafficking hoax is just that. But, if you hadn’t heard about this particular bit of viral nonsense, strap yourself in for a doozy! (And remember that it only took the length of a fitful night’s sleep for this 100% fake story to trend #1 on Twitter)

THE BLEMISHIt turns out that Amanda Bynes, still in recovery and recently un-engaged to her now ex Paul Michael, is pregnant with her first child

REALITY TEAAt least one unending wait is now over: Vanderpump Rules stars Brittany Cartweight and Jax Taylor were finally married on last night’s episode. MVP of the ceremony went to Tom Sandoval; looks like the over / under on the length of the marriage is around two years

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPIn other Vanderpump Rules news (and in an unfortunate turn toward the COVID-19 portion of today’s links post), “Star Scheana Shay Slammed Online for Making Light of Quarantine Advisories; Later Backpedals on Refusal to Stay Home”

LAINEY GOSSIPHowever, Scheana’s snafu isn’t nearly as bad — or potentially career-ending! — as that of Vanessa Hudgens, who had this to say about the still-expanding coronavirus pandemic: “Like, ya. People are going to die. Which is like terrible…but…inevitable?”

CELEBITCHYMaybe Reese Witherspoon has used this line before (and maybe it’s not her line to begin with), but it’s new to me and I think it’s pretty great. In her new Vanity Fair cover interview, Reese says, “I always say, ‘Funny doesn’t sag.’ I always just wanted to be funny.”

THE BLASTPatton Oswalt brought joy to the masses by doing impromptu stand-up in front of his house. By “masses” I mean his millions of Twitter followers, since COVID kept all but three of Patton’s neighbors indoors. The little girl steals the show

DLISTEDYou can’t go out to the movies for the foreseeable future, but you can stream Cats from the comfort of your home. Yes, that Cats. On the one hand, I don’t know how that’s supposed to make anyone feel better; on the other, why was the studio holding it back for a regular release such that a coronavirus-inspired *early* release was possible at all?

GO FUG YOURSELFMarch Madness is canceled; Fug Madness lives on

VOXFinally, here’s a little light reading for right before you go to bed: “This pandemic will expose who we are as a country: ‘We’re bumping up against the limits of excessive American individualism and market society.'”

LOVE AFTER LOCKUP Cheryl Childers & kid filmed in horrible living conditions during break up with new bf

Love After Lockup: Life After Lockup star Cheryl Childers has been boasting about her new boyfriend Christopher since earlier this month. Their happily ever after has since derailed, and the less-than-amicable split has spilled over onto social media. Cheryl posts a video kicking Christopher out of her house and accusing him of cheating. Christopher reciprocates with his own video that shows Cheryl in a trailer with living conditions that can only be described as deplorable. He claims that Cheryl’s kids sleep there on the floor, but Cheryl insists it was just a friend’s house. Keep reading for a full recap, including both videos and the couple’s comments.

UNEXPECTED Shayden to be a dad again, but not with Lexus or his new girlfriend

Just as it appeared that Matthew Blevins was the undisputed king of Unexpected multiple baby mama messiness, OG dad Shayden Massey tosses his hat (and apparently something else) in the ring! The 20-year old posted a sonogram on Monday with the vague caption: “I’ll just leave this here.” His followers began congratulating Shayden’s new girlfriend Meah, but she quickly chimed in to reveal that the baby isn’t hers! Oh, and isn’t Lexus’ either. Keep reading to find out who is carrying Shayden’s new baby!

BEFORE THE 90 DAYS David’s Ukrainian boo Lana has LOTS of online dating profiles!

Just when 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days viewers thought producers had found the most gullible person in Las Vegas with Yolanda, fellow Sin City resident David Murphey made his debut on the show to give her a run for her money! Actually, it looks more like David’s Ukrainian love Lana is giving him a run for his money — like all of his money! Keep reading to check out samples from her numerous profiles on multiple international dating websites!

BEFORE THE 90 DAYS Darcey Silva’s House of 11 merchandise now available, plus history of the brand

90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days star Darcey Silva finally releases her new line of House of 11 products! Keep reading to check out the full collection, plus get some background info on House of 11, which was inspired by the tragic death of the Silva sisters’ brother Michael and has been around since at least 2013.