LINKS Bieber’s wedding weekend, Trump v Irony, Face tattoo rundown…

LAINEY GOSSIPHailey and Justin Bieber’s wedding weekend was a montage of skin treatments and water sports at a posh South Carolina resort, one that the couple booked for a week before arriving to give the staff enough time to prepare for the deluge of celebrities. And the festivities actually culminated with a Monday wedding, which is somehow becoming the norm among big names?

THE BLASTHere’s a ton more photos of the actual venue for Beiber’s wedding weekend, plus a few of the couple (who, let’s not forget, already got married at New York City Hall a year ago). Evidently the rehearsal dinner required boat valets, and afterward the wedding party watched The Notebook outdoors next to a lake

VOXThis is really rich

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPIn light of Aaron Carter’s brand-new and not-great giant face tattoo of Rihanna, here’s a list of six reality stars with face tattoos, along with why each person got theirs. (Spoiler: Aaron’s is still by far the biggest and most garish of anyone on the list)

GO FUG YOURSELFHelen Mirren is channeling Gwendoline Christie and Storm from X-Men with this floral blizzard dress from L’Oreal at Paris Fashion Week; unsurprisingly, it’s amazing

REALITY TEARHOD star LeeAnne Locken is not having any of D’Andra Simmons’ confessional tea spilling, since evidently D’Andra hasn’t had the real courage to accuse LeeAnne of anything to her face

DLISTEDA bus driver in Washington state has resigned after showing up to work drunk and telling the children on her school bus that her husband is a “son of a gun” and she herself is “totally crazy” — all this while driving the bus so crazily that the kids start to scream

JEZEBEL“The air is crispy. Your haggard toes are ready to return to their foot coffins for the season. Somewhere in the distance, ghosts are gathering their tattered sheets and rattling chains, preparing for another month of scaring children and regular adults shitless. Fall is here — the best season — and it is time to clean.”

THE BLEMISHMcKayla Maroney, who took a break from social media for most of 2019, is now back on social media and talking about her fairly excruciating year

CELEBITCHYI know Ken Jeong used to be a doctor before he somehow became a highly regarded comedic actor but I still feel like taking medical advice from guests on Ellen is maybe not the best course of action when one needs medical advice

SOUTHERN CHARM Lara Dawson arrested for claiming Kathryn Dennis was hiding in her closet, stalking her REPORT

We have some unsettling news to report from one of reality television’s most inaccurately titled shows. The former roommate of Southern Charm star Ashley Jacobs, who later teamed up with Kathryn Dennis in her custody battle with Thomas Ravenel, was arrested last week in Charleston after she allegedly filed a false police report claiming that Kathryn Dennis was stalking her and hiding in her closet.

Love & Hip Hop Miami Season 3 is filming, but which cast members are coming back?

It was the final show in the franchise to start production on its new season, but we’ve gotten word that Love & Hip Hop Miami Season 3 is finally back and filming new episodes! However, it looks like the show’s main cast may have been extensively reworked, with at least a couple of main cast members potentially fired and the entire supporting cast allegedly up in the air.

Basketball Wives Season 9 renewal: Who will replace Tami Roman and CeCe Gutierrez?

Word on the street is that Basketball Wives Season 9 is a go — but the real question is who will come in to replace retired OG cast member Tami Roman. In fact, though Tami’s is the biggest departing name, there should be room for at least two and possibly three new Basketball Wives cast members — keep reading for the details!

MY 600 LB LIFE How much does Milla Clark weigh now?

Earlier this year, we broke the news that My 600 Lb Life and Where Are They Now? star Milla Clark had become the most successful patient in either show’s history. But how is she doing in light of her accomplishment? And how much does Milla Clark weigh now? Read on for the latest, including new photos of Milla enjoying her new life after moving across the country!

LINKS Cardi B at Paris Fashion Week, Aaron Carter’s Face Tattoo, Monique Samuels on receipts…

CELEBITCHYFor this year’s edition of the fashion festival, Cardi B at Paris Fashion Week decided to do something truly daring and unusual: walking the streets of Paris covered head-to-toe and face in a Richard Quinn floral dress that looks to have been inspired by a tea cosy

DLISTEDAaron Carter now has a gigantic tattoo of Rihanna as Medusa on the right side of his face (and not that it matters, but it’s a pretty bad tattoo); he’s now set off just about every available alarm bell and the people closest to him appear to be scrambling to get him some help

JEZEBELHere’s Real Housewives of Potomac star and “queen of receipts” Monique Samuels explaining proper receipt technique as it relates to questions such as “When’s the best time to pull out a receipt?” and “How does one react to being the recipient of a receipt, mid-conflict?”

REALITY TEAIn other Real Housewives news, newest RHOA cast member Eva Marcille and her husband Michael Sterling just welcomed their second child together and Eva’s third child in total. Her baby boy, named Maverick, was born late last week and mother and son are both doing well, congrats!

THE BLASTSnoop Dogg’s weekend concert paid tribute to his late grandson Kai Love Broadus, who died last week just ten days after he was born

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPI’m shocked, shocked to find Todd Chrisley being a total dick to his daughter Lindsie and on National Daughter’s Day of all times

LAINEY GOSSIPEvidently Chris Evans would really like to be in a Star Wars movie in the not-too-distant future; since his time with Avengers and the MCU in general would appear to be all wrapped up, and he’s a mega-star of pretty much the first order, it’s hard to see this not happening?

GO FUG YOURSELFI can’t love this headline more

THE BLAST“Ariel Winter Is Here to Remind You About Her Boobs”

VOXSpeaking of bodies: “Here’s how Hustlers changes the conversation about Jennifer Lopez’s body, something that “we’ve been talking about…for over 20 years.”