LINKS Biden Harris victory, Flip or Flop controversy, Andy Cohen on #PumpRules…

CELEBITCHYIt turns out that the Biden Harris victory in the 2020 Presidential Election was both a lot closer than what most of us expected and also not that close at all. Though America’s current president is disputing the result because it doesn’t favor him, it looks like Joe Biden and Kamala Harris will have won with around 306 electoral votes and a popular vote majority of at least five million

VOXKamala Harris represents at least three major firsts: she’ll be the first woman to serve as Vice President, as well as the first Black person and the first person of South Asian descent

JEZEBELReturning to America’s current president (for one of the last times): Donald Trump’s presidency came to an ignominious end in the parking lot of a lawn care company over the weekend. By all reports, he’s been watching TV and shouting ever since

DLISTEDCNN anchor Anderson Cooper apologized for calling Donald Trump an “obese turtle, on his back, flailing in the hot sun” after Trump’s pitiful Thursday night press conference — something that Cooper did not have to do, because his simile was startlingly accurate, but that he did anyway

LAINEY GOSSIPJoe Biden may have won the presidency, but MSNBC anchor, numbers guru, sleepless wonder, and newly designated snack Steve Kornacki ran away with the race for America’s heart

THE BLASTIn a segue back to celebrity news, Lizzo celebrated the Biden Harris election by jumping on her jetski shouting “BYE BITCH!” as she sped across the water

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPFlip or Flop‘s Christina Anstead has some words for people who’ve accused her of being an absentee mother during her divorce from Ant. (“Absent mother” is also kind of a tough one to throw in the middle of a pandemic, when there’s plenty of evidence of parents *wishing* they could abandon their kids for even five minutes)

REALITY TEA“Andy Cohen Says Stassi Schroeder And Kristen Doute‚Äôs Exit From Vanderpump Rules Will ‘Create A Lot Of Story That Is Absolutely Real'”

THE HOLLYWOOD GOSSIPIt will probably come as no surprise for you to learn that Jinger Dugger and Jeremy Vuolo think Halloween is a Satanic cult thing…but that that’s no reason for them to stop celebrating it

GO FUG YOURSELFWhy yes, I do want to see a great picture of Grace Jones and Dolph Lundgren; thank you for asking!

The Trump event at Four Seasons Total Landscaping was the perfect end to his presidency

It was the absolute best and most fitting way for Donald Trump’s presidency to end. And it didn’t involve any electoral drama, political intrigue, or embarrassing White House standoffs. No, the Trump event at Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia was the perfect end of the Trump era because it was a distillation of everything about the man: a big promise, a lot of buildup, stone-faced commitment to a ridiculous mistake. And then, ultimately, nothing of substance at all.

LOVE AFTER LOCKUP Lindsey DID get that quote Scott is mad about from a book!

On the current season of Love After Lockup, tensions are mounting between Scott Bradford and his parolee bae Lindsey Downs after he goes snooping through her prison journals and discovers a rather disturbing passage. The hand-written entry details a plan to steal a bunch of money from a wealthy boyfriend before disappearing, which would seem to be a legitimate cause for concern for Scott. Lindsey claimed that she merely copied the words from a book, which Scott found hard to believe. As it turns out, Lindsey was telling the truth!

Liza Morales Basketball Wives cast update: Lamar Odom’s baby mama prepping piping hot tea spillage

If you’ve been getting frustrated waiting for fresh tea on the new Basketball Wives season, break out a smile! Your wait is officially over — and what’s coming is *piping* hot. The Liza Morales Basketball Wives rumors are true: Lamar Odom’s ex is set to join for Season 9, but that’s not all she’s bringing. Shortly after the news broke, Liza took to Instagram with an eye-opening warning for her baby daddy — read on to see Liza’s threat!