EXCLUSIVE MY 600 LB LIFE Joe’s wife Sarah Wexler responds to his divorce story, claims emotional toll & physical altercation

Last week, we broke the news of Joe Wexler’s divorce from his wife Sarah — but Sarah doesn’t think her ex-husband got the story quite right. In this My 600 Lb Life Joe’s wife exclusive, Sarah Wexler tells us she “could only take so much” of Joe’s manipulative ways before “giving up” on their marriage. Sarah also reveals a disturbing physical encounter that left her with what she called “PTSD” and visible bruises.

LINKS Meghan Markle moving, YouTube music explained, Epstein mystery deepens…

CELEBITCHYRumors of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle moving abroad to escape the British tabloids & endless gossip have intensified to the point where even pro-Meghan outlets are talking about it like it’s a done deal. Apparently they’re considering moving to the US or Canada — which would be interesting from a celebrity / gossip standpoint, but probably wouldn’t solve any of their celebrity / gossip problems?

JEZEBELAlmost all of the music you hear in your preferred videos from your favorite YouTube content creators was written by composers and musicians who never see a penny for their work, proving once again that getting paid in exposure is the same thing as eating air for breakfast

LAINEY GOSSIPJeffrey Epstein’s family hired a forensic pathologist to examine Epstein’s autopsy findings, and that pathologist has concluded Epstein’s injuries “were more consistent with strangulation than with suicide”

REALITY TEA“After 300,43,000 pre-wedding events on Real Housewives Of Dallas the day LeeAnne Locken marries Rich Emberlin has finally arrived. And now the Dallas social scene can breath easy without fear that LeeAnne will be chasing them down, coming to collect on favors she did in 1987 to extort free wedding goods and services”

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP“EXCLUSIVE! Jon Gosselin Gives Update on Son Collin’s Life: Not Talking to Mom or Siblings; Active in School Activities & More”

DLISTEDSuzanne Somers and her husband Alan Hamel get weekly peptid injections so they can keep up their twice-a-day sex-making

VOX“The exact scenario California was trying to prevent has happened: A power line has sparked a dangerous wildfire near a densely populated area amid severe fire conditions. The Getty Fire in western Los Angeles has now burned more than 656 acres, forcing evacuations from 7,091 homes since igniting early Monday morning. The blaze was only 15 percent contained as of Wednesday.”

>THE BLAST – It’s a good thing Johnny Depp won an eight-figure settlement from his former lawyers after bringing fraud and other charges against them, since he’ll need the money to pay his current lawyers in his ongoing legal battle with ex-wife Amber Heard

THE BLEMISH“Elizabeth Hurley and bikinis, three words that were never sweeter together. At 54, her body is aging 3 times slower than normal. It’s like gravity can’t penetrate a force field around her boobs. They’re ever present in her Instagram feed and as amazing now as they were 25 years ago. She’s also parlayed them into the Austin Powers movies and a swimwear line, Elizabeth Hurley Beach. Life is good for the Brit.”

GO FUG YOURSELFCome for Emilia Clarke and Henry Golding’s Last Christmas red carpet looks; stay for not-so-spoilery spoilers about the movie’s shocking holiday twist

TEEN MOM Rachel Beaver’s mom Stephanie drug arrest details, sued for $20k+ in child support

Teen Mom: Young and Pregnant‘s Rachel Beaver revealed during the Season Premiere that her mother Stephanie struggled with addiction issues, and we have details on two of her arrests in Georgia that included charges of meth and Oxycodone possession. Plus, Stephanie’s staggering child support debt and Rachel’s teenage sister Malorie responds to criticism after she was shown partying instead of taking care of her infant daughter.

PHOTOS My 600 Lb Life Rena and Lee update: Are they still together?

It’s been a tumultuous year for Rena Kiser and Lee Sutton, but it looks like the two of them are weathering the storm. Several months ago, we broke the story of the couple’s split over Lee’s apparent infidelity; in the latest My 600 Lb Life Rena and Lee update, we can confirm that the Season 6 and Where Are They Now? stars are still together — and are standing strong against fan criticism of their reconciliation.

LINKS Felicity Huffman free, G-Rated Kanye, Meghan Edmonds scandal fallout…

CELEBITCHYFelicity Huffman was only supposed to be in prison for two weeks for her role in the college admissions scandal, but was actually released three days early due to a loophole in prison policy. As you might have expected, Felicity Huffman free now has every major network and news show clamoring to be her first interview. Personally, I don’t care who gets it as long as we see some shade thrown Lori Laughlin’s way

DLISTEDNot sure how he expects this will work: Kanye West says he’ll “never perform his old music in its original form again,” meaning he’s going to make all his old lyrics G-rated in accordance with his newfound faith. Kanye should talk with Tom Araya from Slayer about one’s Christian beliefs having no affect on one’s art

REALITY TEARHOC star Meghan Edmonds revealed she and her husband Jim are going to counseling together over Jim’s sexting scandal from earlier this summer. They weren’t getting outside help at first, but things have changed since Meghan gave birth to their third child

VOXHere’s the deal with Instagram’s infamous ban on nudity, something that’s long been protested by everyone from sex workers to photographers to folks just looking for a good time while their roommates are at the grocery store

GO FUG YOURSELF“There’s a Little Mermaid Live, Apparently, Starring…John Stamos?!?”

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPThomas Ravenel calling anyone “trash” is pret-t-t-y rich at this point

JEZEBEL“Impressions of Crouton, a Moderately Famous Internet Cow”

THE BLASTDNA testing has confirmed that Flava Flav is in fact the father of the two-month-old baby of Kate Gammell, whose pregnancy featured on the most recent season of Growing Up Hip-Hop and who will now sue Flav for child support

LAINEY GOSSIPThere’s some secret beef between Will & Grace stars Megan Mullally and Debra Messing

THE BLEMISHDean from Gilmore Girls was arrested for allegedly assaulting a bartender and the general manager of a club in Austin. If this were happening on Gilmore Girls it would mean he’s getting married tomorrow