TEEN MOM Amber Portwood calls Kristina a wh*re, homewrecker, opportunist, etc.

This week’s Teen Mom OG episode featured a scene in which Gary Shirley and Amber Portwood’s daughter Leah revealed that she didn’t want to invite Amber to her birthday party because she didn’t feel close to her. Gary and his wife, Kristina Shirley, were able to convince Leah to change her mind and invite Amber. Amber Portwood did not take kindly to the scene, and she viciously went after Kristina on Instagram this week.

PHOTOS My 600 Lb Life Brianne 2021: Star unrecognizable in post-divorce pics

If you’re looking for a My 600 Lb Life Brianne 2021 update, you might accidentally miss this one. We’ve used the word “unrecognizable” to describe My 600 Lb Life cast members before — but Brianne might have the most stunning transformation we’ve ever seen. Keep reading for the latest pics and divorce details from the Season 7 star, whose follow-up episode is finally scheduled to air!

LINKS DMX update, Tori Spelling’s prank, SAG Awards fashion…

THE BLASTThe latest DMX update following his overdose is unfortunately more of the same. DMX is still showing “limited brain activity” and doctors are apparently giving him a 50-50 chance of pulling through

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPTori Spelling faked a pregnancy on April Fool’s day and is now suffering the clapback from angered fans. Tori says she did it to get back at the tabloids for all the body-shaming she’s endured over the years; this seems like not the best way to go about achieving that goal

GO FUG YOURSELFThe 2021 SAG Awards were last night. They still weren’t a real awards show, because there still is a real pandemic. So, in lieu of a proper red carpet, enjoy this gallery of current nominees’ past fashions

REALITY TEAVanderpump Rules star Billie Lee says her co-star Jax Taylor is “usually on drugs” during filming. No offense at all to Jax or to any #PumpRules fans, but didn’t we kind of assume that already?

CELEBITCHYSpeaking of which: when it comes to Duchess Kate, the British tabloids are high on some real, real good shit

VOXAlthough a subcontractor in charge of the factory ruined fifteen million Johnson & Johnson COVID vaccines, the company says it’s still going to be able to make its promised delivery targets

JEZEBELClean your bird feeders

THE HOLLYWOOD GOSSIPRIP to Linda Torres, best known to reality stars as a good friend to and occasional co-star alongside former Mob Wives star Big Ang. Last week, Linda died at age 67, after battling COVID-19 for just over two months

LAINEY GOSSIPNatalie Portman can definitely rock a pair of jean shorts. Which reminds me: summer’s coming

DLISTEDEvidently cravy wasn’t just a decent April Fool’s joke? For some reason, Heinz and Ocean Spray are marketing cravy — which is a combination of cranberry sauce and *shudders* gravy — as a real thing which you will really be able to buy soon. Hopefully you’ll really just walk past it in the grocery store, instead

SISTER WIVES Kody Brown wonders why his unhappy wives don’t “just leave”

Season 14 of Sister Wives saw Kody Brown continue to fight for the dream of building a single, large home on their Coyote Pass property in Flagstaff, Arizona, but the theme of Season 15 seems to be that Kody is done with plural marriage completely. He voiced this sentiment directly and indirectly in a multitude of ways on episode 8 titled “Can I Light You Up?” during an awkward 30th-anniversary celebration with his first wife Meri. “Would every one of these women be better off married to a different guy?” Kody questions during the episode.

PHOTOS This post of Matt Gaetz with a bunch of teenage girls is still up

Matt Gaetz has been accused of sex trafficking by a far-reaching (and still-expanding) New York Times exposé. The Florida Republican hasn’t said much publicly since the Times published its first piece. But one thing the Matt Gaetz social media manager made sure of was a post featuring multiple photos of Gaetz with a group of underage girls.