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LINKS Bella Thorne’s nudes, Euphoria premiere’s dick, 2019 MTV Movie Awards…

THE BLEMISHAfter some idiot hacked her Twitter account and threatened to leak Bella Thorne’s nudes, Bella went ahead and released them herself. She also praised the idiot’s intelligence, calling him “obviously smart” as he was able to hack her stuff in the first place, and said she hoped he would become an ally instead of just another troll for the FBI to keep tabs on

JEZEBELHBO’s new show Euphoria has been getting a fair bit of attention for the attention it reportedly pays full frontal nudity. But the first dick in the premiere episode is a confirmed prosthetic

GO FUG YOURSELFThe 2019 MTV Movie Awards were last night; here’s your red carpet photo gallery. If you find someone half-assing it more than Noah Centineo, let us know in the comments

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPIn other 2019 MTV Movie Awards news, the network is reportedly “furious” with The Challenge host Johnny Bananas, who was so pissed that his show lost the “Reality Royalty” award to Love & Hip Hop Atlanta that he stormed the stage and accepted the award anyway

VOX“Taylor Swift’s ‘You Need to Calm Down’ wants to be a queer anthem. It also wants to sell you something: Her latest video is a complicated example of Pride Month’s commodification”

DLISTEDGaten Matarazzo from Stranger Things is set to host a new Netflix show, the premise for which is he’s going to “hire” people struggling to find work for different jobs, only to reveal that the jobs were fake all along. This would be a terrible idea in the best of times; with the gig economy as perilous as it is and far more people closer to financial ruin than comfort, it’s a wonder the show ever got greenlit in the first place

CELEBITCHY“So, Prince William had ‘one or two suppers’ with Rose Hanbury, huh?”

REALITY TEAReal Housewives of Beverly Hills star Kyle Richards would be “OK” with having Brandi Glanville back on the show, especially since Lisa Vanderpump’s departure means there’s a huge high-profile hole in the cast

THE BLASTTiffany Haddish became the first celebrity to cancel Georgia since the state passed its controversial six-week abortion ban, axing a show she’d been scheduled to perform in Atlanta

LAINEY GOSSIP“Barring Disney movies, the box office this summer (so far) has been kind of miserable…This was another dismal weekend, with every new movie under-performing, including Men in Black: International, which opened with $28 million, even less than yikes-bomb Dark Phoenix.”

LINKS Bieber backs out, Scheana Marie exposes bully, Tarantino’s ‘Star Trek’…

THE BLASTIt turns out Justin Bieber isn’t as stupid as he looks

REALITY TEAVanderpump Rules star Scheana Marie exposed a particularly odious cyberbully who sent her a DM on Instagram advising Scheana to kill herself via overdose

DLISTEDThe long-rumored pairing is becoming a reality: Quentin Tarantino is indeed working on a Star Trek movie. Which would be an interesting choice, should he choose to direct, as Tarantino’s next movie will be his tenth and he’s long said he’ll retire at ten. And yes, there will be plenty of Tarantino-esque swearing, Star Trek movie or no

CELEBITCHYThis sounds like at least some light treason

GO FUG YOURSELFThe Blemish has the best headlines as a rule but this one from GFY is my favorite for today

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP“EXCLUSIVE! Married at First Sight Expert Dr. Pepper Breaks Down Her Home Visit Strategy in Sneak Peek Season 9 Clip”

JEZEBELIf you’re Bryan Singer, alleged rape only costs $150,000

THE BLEMISHI’m shocked, shocked to find out that the Amish man who stole a neighbor’s car specifically so he could go get drunk did not in fact know how to drive the car and totaled it

LAINEY GOSSIPFor reasons that aren’t entirely clear but appear to have something to do with the Super Bowl, the Oscars are going to be way earlier than usual in 2020 before returning to their usual late February slot in 2021 and 2022. The Oscars’ schedule change means all the other big awards shows have to change their schedules, too; it’s basically a game of musical chairs with hot grease on the floor

VOXMen in Black: International is charming and fun but squanders the chance to tell a richer story: Tessa Thompson and Chris Hemsworth are great, and so are their gadgets and gizmos. But that’s really all there is.”

LINKS Dick towels at the gym, Drake’s sex watch, Jon Stewart blasts Congress…

JEZEBELThe Rock, who is often working out, just as often has dick towels at the gym all over his Instagram, leading to a very simple question: What’s the deal with this towel?

THE BLEMISHDrake spent $750,000 on a sex watch you can absolutely order from the back of a MAD magazine for $19.95

CELEBITCHYI’ve read a bunch of the coverage of Jon Stewart’s tearful, outraged speech before the House Judiciary Committee yesterday, where he tore into the Committee’s largely absent members and their slack attitude toward federal funding for 9/11 first responder medical care, and the only sense of it I can make is that Congress for some reason doesn’t seem to think that helping support the surviving and often quite ill first responders is just not really a priority

LAINEY GOSSIPI’ve only been hearing good-to-amazing things about RuPaul’s new talk show, so the possibility that it may not last the month is pretty jarring. If it doesn’t, the guests are to blame

VOXYesterday, the US women’s soccer team played their first match of this year’s World Cup and beat Thailand 13-0. That’s the most goals any team — women or men — has ever scored in one World Cup match, and also more goals than the combined total of the US men’s team in its eleven World Cup matches. And so the women would now like to be paid accordingly, please

DLISTEDHere’s the first trailer for Frozen 2, which contains nary a note of “Let It Go” but doubtless has millions of parents cringing in fear just the same

REALITY TEAKathryn Dennis’ Southern Charm castmates criticized her extravagant spending, to which Kathryn’s response was basically “They have no idea what they’re talking about; also, I was totally spending extravagantly”

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP“Kate Gosselin Addresses ‘Monster Mom’ Rumors & Reveals Why Some of Her Eight Kids Don’t See Their Father Jon Gosselin”

GO FUG YOURSELFThese photos of Prince William and the Dutchess of Cambridge enjoying a good sheep shearing at a farm in Cumbria got me remembering that there’s a Downton Abbey movie coming out soon, about which I then got excited all over again

THE BLASTYou’ve been warned: “Steve-O Popping His Disgusting Blister Cannot Be Unseen”

LINKS 2019 Tony Awards looks, Natasha Lyonne’s Emmy run, Gwyneth’s strange marriage…

GO FUG YOURSELF2019 Met Gala: Our theme this year is ‘Camp’; it’s going to be so great to see all those big celebrities in such fun kitschy outfits

2019 Tony Awards looks: Hold my umbrella drink

LAINEY GOSSIPVoting for the 2019 Emmys began yesterday. To no one’s surprise, Natasha Lyonne is campaigning hard for Russian Doll, which has an uphill battle because it’s a comedy-length show that isn’t really a comedy and also isn’t really a drama. On the other hand, Russian Doll is a perfect show. Hopefully enough Emmy voters realize this

CELEBITCHYSurely Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Falchuk aren’t the only high-profile celebrities to not live together and only sleep in the same bed a few nights a week? And we’re all just piling on to Gwyneth about this because she’s so easily pile-onable? I’m not opposed to this, understand; it just seems highly unlikely that super busy super wealthy married celebrities are always in the same spot come bedtime

REALITY TEAFriend of The Real Housewives of New York Barbara Kavovit apparently owes $2.4 million on her Hamptons home — featured in a few episodes earlier this season — and is trying to find a way to avoid foreclosure

VOXIf you want to look like Fleabag, here’s how; if you want to know why looking like Fleabag is all the rage right now, here’s why

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After? Season 4 Episode 6 Recap: Sex Therapy Sessions & Getaways Gone Wrong”

JEZEBELA Catholic school in Michigan apparently thinks it’s their job to bring The Handmaid’s Tale to life

DLISTEDWendy Williams kinda-sorta arranged an “impromptu” interview with TMZ while on the way home from dinner, then broke down in tears only to be comforted by her still-anonymous new man

THE BLEMISHAs usual, you’ll find the strongest headline of the day right here: “Do You Want to Hear About Jesus While You Jack Off to Feet? Then Do We Have The YouTube Channel For You!”

THE BLASTSandra Bullock is working with John Legend on a musical TV series based on her early life, specifically her college years. Did Sandra Bullock have a particularly interesting early life? If this idea doesn’t fail and fail hard, is it something all celebrities are going to start doing?

LINKS Chris Pratt and Katherine Schwarzenegger got married, Celine’s pee break, RHOP explodes…

CELEBITCHYChris Pratt and Katherine Schwarzenegger got married in secret over the weekend, going the now-trendy celebrity route of revealing the gorgeous ceremony well after it had actually taken place. The couple, who began dating almost exactly one year ago, have been acting like a married couple for almost that entire time

JEZEBELThe final show of Celine Dion’s 16-year Las Vegas residency was this weekend. Tickets were not cheap! So it was somewhat (?) understandable that Celine stopped the show partway through when a man in the front row got up to go use the bathroom

REALITY TEALast night’s Real Housewives of Potomac was the infamous “Stay in your f*cking place” episode, yet it also somehow managed to be more about Ashley Darby and Candiace Dillard’s ongoing feud than about Gizelle Bryant and Karen Huger (who actually said the line)?

VOXLove it or hate it — by which we mean the fact of a second season when it was really only supposed to be (and should have only been) one — Big Little Lies is back

THE BLASTFormer Boston Red Sox player and future Baseball Hall of Fame member David Ortiz is stable after being shot during a robbery in his native Dominican Republic last night

DLISTED“The first post-Game of Thrones movie where Sansa Stark takes on Drogon’s powers and moves to New York City” really does sound like a way better movie than Dark Phoenix, which got abysmal reviews and had the lowest debut box office take of any movie in the X-Men franchise

THE BLEMISHI’m going to go out on a limb here and say that 100% of the people watching Justin Bieber and Tom Cruise fight in an MMA octagon would be doing so simply out of hope for dual concussions

>LAINEY GOSSIP – Why was Julia Roberts sitting at the head table next to guest of honor Denzel Washington during the AFI Lifetime Achievement Award banquet last night?

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPCounting On Star Jinger Vuolo Attacked Online for Dyeing Her Hair Blond: ‘What’s Wrong with Your God-Given Color?!'”

GO FUG YOURSELFCosmo is heavy into celebrity food p0rn but also this cover photo of Aubrey Plaza and a melting ice cream cone is so ridiculous it’s become hilarious

LINKS The case against R. Kelly, When They See Us fallout, Noa Pothoven hoax…

VOXChicago Sun-Times journalist Jim DeRogatis has been investigating the case against R. Kelly for nineteen years. He published the first stories about Kelly’s alleged sex abuse back in 2000; he’s written extensively about Kelly’s alleged involvement in child pornography; and he broke the story of Kelly’s supposed sex cult two years ago. Now, DeRogatis has a book out about his findings, and it’s thorough enough to make “Surviving R. Kelly” look like a rough draft

CELEBITCHYLinda Fairstein, the DA who prosecuted the Central Park Five back in 1990, has resigned from several boards and removed her social media profiles in response to backlash following Ava DuVernay’s Netflix miniseries When They See Us

JEZEBEL“Dozens of English-Language News Sites Are Misreporting That a 17-Year-Old Dutch Rape Survivor Died by Euthanasia”

LAINEY GOSSIPBradley Cooper and Irina Shayk are reportedly closer than ever to splitting up — or anyway that’s the current tabloid take. Bradley’s recent and well-documented solo outings are only adding fuel to the fire

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPI know we already covered Jill Dillard’s peculiar list of tips for a healthy marriage and sex life in our own article. But The Ashley’s is really funny and has exquisitely chosen and well-captioned screengrabs, plus it has an especially cringe-worthy visual at the end

THE BLASTOh look, here’s the Beyhive’s next victim once they’re done dragging the woman who wouldn’t leave Beyonce and Jay-Z alone at the Warriors-Raptors game last night

GO FUG YOURSELFKylie Minogue wore what looks like a silver mylar dress to the Royal Academy exhibition opening in London last night and looks like a fantastic Bowiesque space traveler

REALITY TEAReal Housewives Of New York Star Ramona Singer Claps Back At Luann de Lesseps For Calling Her A Mean Girl”

DLISTEDThe first trailer for Brad Pitt’s new movie Ad Astra is here. I’m getting a kind of Interstellar vibe, except instead of father and daughter it’s father and son? And it’s not as pretty? Though Ad Astra is a better title

THE BLEMISHThe Dark Phoenix director got Sophie Turner to cry for a pivotal scene by taking her Juul away. In other news, Sophie Turner may have a nicotine problem

LINKS Real World Atlanta cast, Rihanna richest woman, Handmaid’s Tale Season 3…

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPThe long-awaited comeback season of The Real World is almost here, and MTV has revealed the Real World Atlanta cast, along with complete cast bios and the show’s first full trailer. The bios alone make it clear that we should expect plenty of cross-cultural headbutting

DLISTEDForbes has released another list of super duper wealthy people, including profiles of some of the celebrities on the list. According to their calculations, Rihanna — estimated fortune $600 million — is currently the wealthiest woman in music. Given Fenty’s overwhelming popularity, I’m honestly shocked that Rihanna isn’t wealthier than Kylie Jenner

VOXThe Handmaid’s Tale is ready to burn it all down in season 3: You might think this show has already found all the ways for its characters to hate women, but it turns out there are more!”

GO FUG YOURSELFThe only thing more questionable than the script for Dark Phoenix was some of the red carpet looks at last night’s Los Angeles premiere

LAINEY GOSSIPIdris Elba and Sabrina Dhowre’s April wedding is the cover story of this month’s British Vogue and it does not disappoint

REALITY TEA“Gizelle Bryant Vows To Act Like A ‘Complete Stranger’ To Karen Huger; Says Candiace Dillard’s Mom Treats Her ‘Like A Second Class Citizen'”

CELEBITCHYYesterday afternoon Tracy Morgan dropped $2 million on a 2012 Bugatti Veyron and promptly got in a wreck driving it home. It wasn’t Morgan’s fault, and he’s OK, but, like…damn

JEZEBELNickelodeon is somehow turning Baby Shark into a TV show and also robbing the kids who originally sang it of any lingering chance they may have had at a normal childhood

THE BLEMISHThough it could be a successful amusement park ride, this is definitely the worst emergency helicopter rescue of all time

THE BLASTRehab Addict Star Nicole Curtis Accused of Violating Court Order in Foreclosure Battle”

LINKS James Holzhauer lost, Bradley and Irina on the rocks, Vanderpump props…

VOXAfter thirty-two overwhelming wins, over $2.4 million in prize money, the sixteen highest one-day finishes in the show’s history, and some pretty good Twitter shade, Jeopardy! champion James Holzhauer lost last night. The first thing he did afterward was high-five the librarian who beat him

CELEBITCHYBradley Cooper and Irina Shayk are said to be in a bad place, at least in part because “He doesn’t drink” and “She wants to go out”? This apparently has nothing to do with Lady Gaga, though

REALITY TEANew Vanderpump Rules cast member Billie Lee, who is also the show’s first and only transgender cast member, credits Lala Kent for helping Billie get through her mental health issues this past season

JEZEBELGiven her rather extensive legal troubles, it’s hard to see how Lori Loughlin could possibly return for Fuller House Season 5. So the show’s writers will have to get rid of her character…but how?

LAINEY GOSSIPLast night Jennifer Lopez recieved the CDFA Fashion Awards’ Fashion Icon Award, and while those redundancies were actually fun to type out it was probably more fun to be at the event itself. Here’s J-Lo looking fabulous in a crop-and-skirt that from the waist up looks like a pair of track pants

GO FUG YOURSELFSpeaking of the CDFA Fashion Awards (though not the CDFA Fashion Awards’ Fashion Icon Award specifically), here’s a rundown of other looks from the red carpet. Winnie Harlow’s dress looks like a demented Dr. Seuss character — that’s a good thing

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPTeen Mom OG Star Catelynn Lowell Says She’s Making Husband Tyler Baltierra Get a Vasectomy When He Turns 30″

THE BLASTHere’s the current king of needs-no-improvement headlines: “Miley Cyrus Wants You to Know What Her P***Y Sounds Like”

THE BLEMISHYet behold, a challenger to the crown: “‘Influencer’ With Nearly 3 Million Followers Couldn’t Influence 36 of Them to Buy a Shirt”

DLISTEDEvidently Young Thug let one of his very underage daughters drive a car while someone filmed it from the passenger seat. The only winner is The Shade Room, who got almost two million views off the video; Young Thug has 22,000 nasty comments and counting

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