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BEFORE THE 90 DAYS Paul Staehle slept in his car with his dogs after fight with parents

Before the 90 Days star Paul Staehle struggled with the living conditions in his wife Karine’s home village on the Amazon River, but Wednesday night he found things potentially even more difficult in his hometown in Kentucky after he had a falling out with his parents and had to stay the night in his car with his dogs in freezing weather!

Moniece Slaughter says goodbye to Love & Hip Hop Hollywood, moves on with music career

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The show has yet to make an official announcement, but Moniece Slaughter seemed to signal the end of her time on Love & Hip Hop Hollywood this week. The OG cast member says she’s excited to “move on with her life” once the season ends, and has all of her attention focused on new music, which Moniece further says is where her career belongs.

LINKS! Lisa Vanderpump off RHOBH, Britney Spears evacuates, Jill Scott goes viral…

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DLISTEDSeveral sources close to The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills‘ production are claiming that Lisa Vanderpump is off RHOBH — apparently she’s hardly filmed for the new season, is refusing to show up, and is tired of being a punching bag for the other cast members

REALITY TEAIn Vanderpump-adjacent news, Pump Rules cast members Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright say between them they’ve lost 55 pounds in preparation for their upcoming wedding

THE BLASTThough Britney Spears’ mansion in Thousand Oaks CA is not in the mandatory evacuation zone, “she chose to play it safe” and has evacuated the area until the Woolsey fire can be brought under control

LAINEY GOSSIPIf you’ve seen Jill Scott’s name trending over the past couple of days but haven’t yet checked out why, this video will make it clear. (If you’re reading this at work, you probably want to make sure your office is clear first)

VOXIn a new interview, Donald Trump claimed that who isn’t a Republican votes by first voting, then going home to change clothes and coming back to their polling place to vote again. This is a good technique that works well only if you replace “voting” with “trick or treating”

JEZEBELSpeaking of the president, acting Attorney General Matthew Whitaker was once the legal counselor for a company that patented a toilet with a “specially designed bowl to help well-endowed men avoid unwanted contact with porcelain or water.” So, yeah, a big dick toilet

CELEBITCHYEvidently celebrities are having a lot of sex in their showers, possibly because celebrity showers are much bigger and come with more seats and ledges than the showers of normal folk

THE BLEMISHMy favorite line in this article about Ashley Graham wearing a bra made of duct tape is also the helpful takeaway from this article: “Generally speaking, I would think that something that’s used for home repair shouldn’t be attached to your skin.”

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPArie Luyendyk Jr. and his fiancée Lauren Burnham are expecting their first child together, congrats! The baby is due in June and Lauren is already showing, so she’s had to have her dress altered ahead of her and Arie’s wedding this January

‘My dystopian future come true’: An interview with Isaac Marion, author of ‘The Living’

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Isaac Marion has just concluded his Warm Bodies series with The Living, a daring, ambitious novel about societal decay, corporate overreach, true love, and hordes of zombies stalking across the land. Despite what that description probably brings to mind, though, our interview with Marion reveals that little about the novelist matches what you might expect.