DLISTED – It comes as no surprise to learn about the Cardi B Woman of the Year accolade from Billboard; thanks to “WAP” this was arguably Cardi’s biggest year yet. But it also feels like we’ve said that each of the last few years, so maybe her huge star is still expanding?

THE BLAST – Megan Thee Stallion waited until Tory Lanez’s not guilty plea to share a topless pic on Instagram

REALITY TEA – “Eboni K. Williams Says Dorinda Medley Congratulated Her On Joining Real Housewives Of New York”

CELEBITCHY – Apparently Camilla, Dutchess of Cornwall, is a huge fan of The Crown and plans to watch it “with a glass of red wine” and her “wonderful sense of humor,” making her exactly one member of the royal family about whom such things can be said

LAINEY GOSSIP – And on that note, enjoy “the five filthiest reads in The Crown season four” (#3 seems like a pretty good summary of the show itself?)

JEZEBEL – “Per Bravo’s shady montage scenes, RHOP’s newest cast member Dr. Wendy Osefo has brought up her education a fair degree, pun intended. But what is it about Osefo’s four degrees that gets under everyone’s skin—and what does it say about acceptable housewife behavior?”

THE HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP – Lauren Comeau is “no closer” to forgiving Javi Marroquin for trying to have sex with Kailyn Lowry in the parking lot of a gas station. Maybe she would have forgiven him by now if he hadn’t already cheated on her in one part of their house while she was asleep in another part

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP – Yep, the Duggar family’s early engagements really appear to be linked to a desire for some sexy times

VOX – Wonder Woman 1984 is coming out on Christmas Day, but you don’t have to risk a holiday movie theater superspreader event to see it — the long-delayed film will also be available through HBO Max

GO FUG YOURSELF – Kylie Minogue wore a frilly black cocktail dress to for a Zoom appearance on a talk show at nine o’ clock in the morning; I for one hope this becomes the standard for all future celebrity morning chat show appearances, both during- and post-pandemic

Congratulations are in order for returning Unexpected mom Lilly Bennett! The 20-year-old just gave birth to her second child, a rather big bundle of joy named Lawrence!

Unexpected Season 2 couple Laura Barron and Tylor Strawmyer had a seemingly acrimonious break up back in June, but Laura shocked her Instagram followers on Thursday when she posted a rather joyful Instagram video with Tylor and their two kids. Of course, any potential reconciliation might be hindered by a surprising monkey wrench: Tylor’s new ex-girlfriend says she’s pregnant and due in June!

Over the last few series, Paul Hollywood’s propensity for handshake praise appears to have increased dramatically. With that increase has come a rash of criticism — but how many handshakes has Paul given on The Great British Baking Show? When did the Hollywood Handshake start? And is Paul really still shaking hands at a furious clip? Read on for the details of each of Paul’s handshakes, which even he has acknowledged might be a bit too common.

Whitney Rose has already made quite an impression on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City viewers thanks to the shocking story of how she met her man. And we’ve learned quite a bit about Whitney Rose’s husband, Justin, since the RHOSLC premiere. But who was Whitney Rose married to before Justin? And how much older is Justin? We have the answers you seek — read on for all of the above, and more.

THE BLAST – Evidently Weezy himself didn’t know the Lil Wayne gun charges were coming: Just hours before he was arrested for possession of both drugs and a firearm from an incident last December, Wayne was hamming it up on Instagram with girlfriend Denise Bidot

JEZEBEL – Georgia Republicans have their knives out for each other — a week after the state’s two senators called for Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger to resign because Raffensperger didn’t throw the election hard enough for the party, Raffensperger now claims Lindsey “Spine” Graham asked whether it was possible for the SoS to simply discard thousands of absentee ballots

CELEBITCHY – It seems Prince William is a touch upset by the latest season of The Crown, otherwise known as The Season With All The Relevant Modern Gossip. Don’t look now, but a member of the British royal family is angry over the past being depicted in a less-than-flattering light

THE HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP – In other royal news, Queen Elizabeth’s heart was allegedly “broken” by Prince Harry’s decision to move to America with his bride. I can’t imagine why Harry and Meaghan didn’t want to stay in England and deal with…*gestures at everything*

REALITY TEA – Former Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Brandi Glanville wants it known once and for all that she did not have a threesome involving co-star Kim Richards. (Though Brandi did acknowledge that Kim’s “30lb cat” sometimes sleeps on her chest, which kind of sounds like more than just a euphemism?)

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP – “Baby Brenchel! Big Brother Couple Rachel Reilly & Brendon Villegas Reveal Name of Newborn Son”

VOX – “How shifting from meat-heavy to plant-based diets can help allay the climate crisis: A new study shows that moving to a plant-based diet is critical, but governments have been slow to act”

GO FUG YOURSELF – Kylie Minogue might be wearing a disco curtain here; it might also be an unnecessarily extravagant shower curtain; it could furthermore be a blanket she grabbed off her couch on the way out the door. No matter what it is, though, on Kylie it looks great

LAINEY GOSSIP – George Clooney’s latest cover feature (and Man Of The Year accolade) gets right at the heart of why he’s been an über-celebrity for so long — Clooney understands the celebrity game better than almost anyone else playing it

DLISTED – Lori Loughlin’s husband Mossimo Giannulli is trying out a tough guy look in anticipation of starting his prison sentence this week. Frightened Inmate #2 comes to mind