LINKS! Jessica Simpson wasted, GOOP’s vampire repellent, Alicia Vikander gets jumpy…
DLISTED – If you’re ever on a plane with Jennifer Lawrence, get ready to be terrified beyond belief
REALITY TEA – “Real Housewives Teresa Giudice, Brandi Glanville, and Ashley Darby Perform The Vagina Monologues For Charity”
CELEBITCHY – Jessica Simpson is way past Fun Drunk and well into “Hold my hair back” territory in these photos
JEZEBEL – This video of the cast of The Good Place learning about the plot twist in the Season 1 finale is almost as fun as watching the finale itself
THE BLEMISH – Gwyneth Paltrow’s GOOP Vampire Repellent lists “LOVE” as its first ingredient, because of course it does
VOX – The Russia revelations keep rolling in; in the quiet words of Toby Zeigler, “Ginger, get the popcorn!”
VERY SMART BROTHAS – “Moist” certainly seems to be a disliked word–but is it the worst word in the English language?
THE SUPERFICIAL – Here’s the first trailer for the Tomb Raider reboot; it features a great deal of Alicia Vikander jumping
UPROXX – And here’s Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer talking about the new season of Broad City
