For anyone who has watched an episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey or read the book Cop Without A Badge, it’s obvious that Danielle Staub gets around. And now, thanks to her newfound infamy, she’s not just exposing herself and getting intimate with any man that so much as winks in her direction, but also every video camera that gets within twenty feet of her. Thanks to our legal system, the much-touted Danielle Sex Video release date has been put on hold, but that hasn’t stopped the surge of other Staub videos from surfacing on the web. Here are a few of my favorites, including Danielle’s brief appearance on the soap opera All My Children back in 2001.
Danielle on All My Children
Highlights:
Danielle is typecast as just some woman a guy is trying to have sex with.
I did a post a couple days ago about the Duck Tape Stuck At Prom Scholarship Contest that highlights the amazing craftsmanship of teenagers from all over the country who made boy and girl prom outfits completely out of duct tape in an attempt to win a college scholarship. I just received a comment from one of the ten finalists in the contest, and in appreciation I’d like to offer starcasm’s endorsement of the Queen of Hearts and the Mad Hatter! (Contestant number 87) Here’s their lovely Alice In Wonderland-inspired outfits – made COMPLETELY out of duck tape remember!
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(Theme song: Queen of Hearts by Juice Newton)
Here is the comment left by Maris:
My twin brother and I made the cut. Over 300 entries and we made it to the top ten. It’s really been a lot of fun promoting, being interviewed on TV, and radio. We live in a small town and the town of Bixby has really supported us. Thanks so much for helping. If you like the Queen of Hearts and the Mad Hatter please vote for #87 http://www.stuckatprom.com
I realize the couple is trying to round up votes, but I give them kudos for a pleasantly worded request and for the marketing ingenuity to realize just how powerful the starcasm empire is! This endorsement alone will probably mean an extra two to four votes! FTW! So do your duty as an American and get over there and help these talented kids go to college!
Heh heh! You’re busted Maris! I tracked down this video interview from NewsOn6.com:
Broadway, film, and television actor Karl Malden passed away Wednesday, July 1 of natural causes. Malden, known for his unmistakable nose and realistic acting style, was the son of immigrant parents, a Czech mother and Serbian father. He was born in Chicago on March 12, 1912 with the name Mladen George Sekulovich. His family soon moved to Gary, Indiana, where Michael Jackson also spent his formative years. Malden later dropped out of college to be a steelworker, and then quit his job to pursue acting, a move his father didn’t approve of.
Said Malden:
“When I told my father, he said, `Are you crazy? You want to give up a good job in the middle of the Depression?’ Thank god for my mother. She said to give it a try.”
Malden met his wife Mona at Chicago’s Goodman Theatre Dramatic School, which he got into after saving up money from extremely dangerous steel working jobs and talking the school’s administration into giving him a scholarship. His marriage, just like his acting career, was made to last; earlier this year the couple celebrated their 70th wedding anniversary.
After Goodman, Malden successfully tried his hand at Broadway where he met director Elia Kazan, who suggested he change his ethnic, hard to pronounce name. Kazan went on to direct Malden in the film versions of “A Streetcar Named Desire” (1951) and “On the Waterfront” (1954).
In this clip, you’ll see Malden in his Oscar-winning role as Mitch in “A Streetcar Named Desire”:
As a preface to this edition of Tweenlight it’s important that you know Stephen Moyer of the HBO vampire show True Blood recently did a Marie Claire interview in which he said the following about Robert Pattinson’s character Edward Cullen from Twilight: “He’s a p***y! He’s the Slim-Fast, Diet Coke of vampires.” Pretty harsh words for a man giving an interview to Marie Claire! Anyway, that’s about all you need to know.
This edition goes out to Rachel, whose mom is Maryann – you know who you are!
Eccentric designer Zandra Rhodes went from fashion to crashin’ Tuesday morning as she drove her Ford Taurus station wagon through the front window of Meanley and Son Hardware store in La Jolla, California.
The accident took place at 10:45 a.m. and injured one person, a 42-year-old female shopper who was later taken to a La Jolla hospital. Her injuries are not believed to be life threatening.
About Zandra from ZandraRhodes.com:
She was one of the new wave of British designers who put London at the forefront of the international fashion scene in the 1970s. Her designs have always been clear, creative statements, dramatic but graceful, bold but feminine and her garments have a a timeless quality that makes them unmistakably a Rhodes creation. Zandra’s inspiration has always been from organic material and nature. Her innovative approach to the construction of garments can be seen in her use of reversed exposed seams and in the stylistic use of jewelled safety pins and tears during the punk era.
Zandra designed for the late Diana, Princess of Wales, and continues to design for the royal and the rich and famous around the world. She has a loyal cult following in the USA. Over the years, she has had many academic and professional honours bestowed upon her and was made a Commander of the British Empire by the Queen in 1997.
Jon and Kate Gosselin – remember them? Well, they have posted a very important announcement on the TLC web site:
During this very difficult time we will be working to focus solely on the needs of our family. This includes no longer commenting publicly or reacting to media stories and speculation. Our goal is to do the very best for our children and that will be done as privately as possible. We appreciate the understanding, support and well wishes from so many.
Thank you.
To help put the announcement in perspective, the starcasm statistical division has created a graph: (Click on it for a larger image)
