Troubled Teen Mom star Amber Portwood was in court today stemming from her drug arrest last month after police found numerous prescription pills in her possession that she could not prove were hers. Amber pled guilty to one count of possession of a controlled substance and one count of probation violation and was sentenced to five years in prison. But, as part of the plea deal, Amber can avoid serving any time behind bars if she completes a court-mandated drug rehabilitation program, which means graduating from the Madison County Drug Court program.

In “Where Are They Now?” heartbreak news, former Jon & Kate Plus 8 star Jon Gosselin announced on Twitter earlier today that he and his girlfriend of almost two years, Ellen Ross, have decided to call it quits. And according to an “inside source” the reason for the break up was… too much media attention? Keep reading for the full scoop including Jon’s tweet asking that people respect their privacy during this time.

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Next Tuesday Glee will air its much-anticipated Michael Jackson tribute episode simply titled “Michael.” In a preview clip released last week we saw a three-second glimpse of Santana (Naya Rivera) and Sebastian (Grant Gustin) performing a cover of Jackson’s epic “Smooth Criminal,” and now we have the entire thing in all of its double-cello, sexual tension glory!

UPDATE - Now you can listen to audio of all the performances from the episode!

We have a new lead contender for the 2012 “Most Dramatically Artsy Preview Trailer” EMMY Award! Check out this stunning video promoting the upcoming sixth season of Lifetime’s popular drama series Army Wives featuring the ladies barefoot and walking the streets of a soon-to-be storm ravaged town to a slowed down and estrogenized version of “Riders On The Storm.” Plus, find out who the lady is singing it!

We live in amazing times with these here interwebs. For a celeb caught up in a scandal they can be amazingly rough times because just about anything ever caught on video will more than likely end up on YouTube. Entertainment Tonight was doing a feature on actress Demi Moore, who (according to her reps) is currently seeking treatment for exhaustion and stress, and they released a mega cringe-worthy vintage clip from 1982. In the video, a visibly inebriated 19-year-old Moore repeatedly kisses her 15-year-old General Hospital co-star Philip Tanzini at his birthday celebration party. Check out the vid (if you can handle it) and get the latest on the recent 911 call that landed Moore in the hospital.

“Who’s Brandi Glanville?” – Gerard Butler

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This is one of those cases where I implore you not to kill the messenger. We have really enjoyed us some “Big Ang” from Mob Wives, and we’ve written in detail about her ties to “the life.” Well it looks like those ties we’re tighter than we thought as court papers reveal that the 51-year-old is a convicted felon and was busted on numerous occasions selling cocaine. Get the details that include Raiola selling cocaine to a confidential informant and statements made by her while being under wire tapping surveillance.

What To Expect When You’re Expecting the movie – Celeb Baby Laundry

Armie Hammer gives one happy mug shot – Amy Grindhouse

Ashton Kutcher speaks out on Demi Moore’s hospitalization – Celebrity Dirty Laundry

How to speak in public without fear – Jezebel

Vanessa Hudgens and the functional wardrobe malfunction – dlisted

The Lovelace biopic is becoming a Big Love reunion and I’m fine with that – The FAB Life

About that whole hitting a car with a baby in it Lindsay… – The Superficial

The Walking Dead season 2.5 trailer – I Need My Fix

Kim Kardashian caught peeking at her Google alerts – Reality Tea

If the Giants lose 50 Cent tweets nude – Allie is Wired

Celebs dish on their fashion mistakes – Girls Talkin Smack

The little dog from The Artist is retiring – Popbytes

D’Angelo hits stage after 11 year hiatus – Straight from the A

New Bieber waxwork isn’t quite right – Tabloid Prodigy

Elton John’s nastiest celebrity feuds – Wonderwall

Teen Mom star Maci Bookout spoke at Kennesaw State University Thursday night and someone in the audience bootlegged just about the entire thing and uploaded it to Youtube in a series of 10 videos. Keep reading to watch (actually – pretty much just listen) Maci as she talks about everything from breast feeding to her cast mates, to how much money she makes!

Jersey Shore star Snooki has become a household name thanks to her unabashed over-the-top antics, style and personality. But how did a middle school aged Nicole Polizzi from Marlboro, New York suddenly become Snooki? Keep reading to watch a video clip of Snooki explaining the origins of her moniker and see photos of the original Snooki! (Actually Snookie the cootchie crook.)