VOX – This Robert Mueller smear campaign fail is almost too stupid to believe, but give it a try anyway: Apparently a 20-year-old troll and a Republican conspiracy theorist teamed up to try and pay women to say they’d been sexually assaulted by Robert Mueller. They did a paper-thin job of covering themselves and then…

DLISTED – It turns out that Twitter dislikes likes on its site and would maybe prefer them to disappear forever. At least, that’s the latest gossip from co-founder Jack Dorsey himself (and that’s Dorsey in the photo above). This move seems like simple trollery from the site best known for its milions of constantly trolling…

CELEBITCHY – After spending years advocating violence against the media as well as his opponents, Donald Trump would like the country to “unify” in the face of literal bombs being sent to the offices of Barack Obama, Hillary and Bill Clinton, Joe Biden, CNN, and around eight of Trump’s other political enemies VOX – Here’s…

CELEBITCHY – Here’s Sarah Silverman on Louis CK, somehow making the whole thing weirder: “Sometimes I’d go, ‘F–k yeah, I want to see [you masturbate in front of me]!’…We were only just friends. Sometimes, yeah, I wanted to see it. It was amazing. Sometimes I would say, ‘F–king no, gross,’ and we got pizza.’” THE…