CELEBITCHY – Here’s Sarah Silverman on Louis CK, somehow making the whole thing weirder: “Sometimes I’d go, ‘F–k yeah, I want to see [you masturbate in front of me]!’…We were only just friends. Sometimes, yeah, I wanted to see it. It was amazing. Sometimes I would say, ‘F–king no, gross,’ and we got pizza.'”
THE BLEMISH – Rapper Jon James is dead after falling off the wing of an airplane mid-flight while filming a music video
VOX – The celebrity hologram industry is very much a thing, and the hologram of Amy Winehouse that’s going on tour next year is only the blurry, intangible tip of the iceberg
LAINEY GOSSIP – Here’s Meghan Markle standing on a balcony in Fiji and cupping her pregnant belly for the first time
THE BLAST – RHOC Star Gretchen Rossi’s Fiancé Slade Smiley Served with Legal Papers Over Her Alleged Unpaid Credit Card Bill
DLISTED – Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson — better known as The Mountain on Game of Thrones — just got married. Lots of outlets are reporting that his wife is “petite” or “tiny,” but honestly, at 5’2″ she’s way closer to a normal-sized woman than he is to a normal-sized man
THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP – Unexpected Star Max Schenzel Ordered By Judge To Only Contact Baby Mama Chloe Mendoza To Discuss Their Child
JEZEBEL – Jada Pinkett Smith revealed she was not at all happy on her wedding day, felt pressured into marrying Will Smith because she was pregnant with Jaden at the time, and cried as she walked down the aisle
REALITY TEA – Jeff Lewis from Flipping Out was denied a sealed case in his surrogate’s lawsuit, and the case is now going before a jury
(Photo credits: Sarah Silverman on Louis CK via Tony DiMaio / SplashNews.com)
John Sharp is a Starcasm’s chief editorial correspondent-at-large. Tips: E-mail at john@starcasm.net or send on Twitter at @john_starcasm.
