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Was Jacqueline Laurita a stripper in Vegas?

ByDarren O

Time for some Thursday morning Tabloidegery as In Touch magazine is running with a story that Real Housewife of New Jersey’s Jacqueline Laurita used to be a stripper in Vegas. Before you just write this off as tabloid fodder there is another source claiming the same. Danielle Staub!!! Well, I guess that doesn’t help too much with the whole “credibility” thing either. Anywho, read on for the story in which an interesting reason is provided for Jacqueline’s no-show at the reunion.

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VIDEOS PHOTOS Kyle Richards in the 1989 slasher movie ‘Curfew’

ByAsa Hawks

Kim Richards isn’t the only Richards sister with an acting career! Check out these amazing videos clips of a 17-year-old Kyle Richards in the 1989 slasher movie Curfew! You just can’t beat big hair, stone-washed denim mini skirts, and lots of blood! It’s a Real Housewives of Beverly Hilloween!

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Which Boyfriend Distracted Anna Kournikova at Wimbledon?

ByRuby Turpin

When Anna Kournikova called out Jessica and Ramon on Biggest Loser 12 and reminded them of how distracting relationships can be, she used herself as a cautionary tale. She said that she had found it impossible to focus when her boyfriend was in the stands during a match at Wimbledon. Really? So who was this man who could break Anna’s laser focus?

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Miley Cyrus records a song for the Bob Dylan Amnesty International tribute CD

ByAsa Hawks

Can you say “Bob Dylannah Montana?”

It is being reported 18-year-old pop singer, and former star of Hannah Montana, Miley Cyrus has cut a track for the upcoming tribute CD Chimes of Freedom: Songs of Bob Dylan Honoring 50 Years of AMNESTY International, due out in early 2012. Ahhhhh, the times are indeed a-changin’!

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VIDEO PHOTOS Atlanta Real Housewives before they were stars

ByDarren O

This Sunday Bravo is airing a “Before They Were Stars” special on The Real Housewives of Atlanta. The network has put together a preview clip that shows Kandi Burrus, Kim Zolciak, NeNe Leakes, and Cynthia Bailey from back in the day. See the entertaining clip featuring a voice-over from Andy Cohen. Then check out a gallery of screen grabs that the ATL queen-bees can only laugh at now!

Kyle Richards Life Is Not A Reality Show book cover photo
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Kyle Richards’ book ‘Life Is Not A Reality Show’ available for pre-order on Amazon

ByAsa Hawks

Bravolebridom has another potential New York Times best seller on its hands! Following in the footsteps of Bethenny Frankel, Rachel Zoe, and Teresa Giudice is The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Kyle Richards, whose “how-to-be-fabulous guide” titled Life Is Not A Reality Show will be released December 27. Keep reading to find out more about the book and pre-order your copy on amazon.com!

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BIO PHOTOS VIDEO Biggest Loser Season 12: Meet Ramon Medeiros

ByRuby Turpin

If the sweetheart of Biggest Loser 11 was Courtney Crozier, then the sweetie pie of Biggest Loser 12 is definitely Ramon Medeiros. From his wide-eyed and joyful reactions to every good thing the Biggest Loser Ranch offers, to the sincere intensity of his workouts, to his heartbreaking loyalty to his teammates and friends, Ramon is a lovely soul who is very, very easy to root for.

VIDEO MTV to air “True Life: I’m Occupying Wall Street” November 5

ByAsa Hawks

MTV has announced it will be airing True Life: I’m Occupying Wall Street on November 5 at 6pm. The one-hour documentary will feature embedded cameras with three Millennials – Bryan, Kait and Caitlin – “over a two-week period to capture the day-to-day realities of the protesters in New York City. The special aims to uncover some of the motivations that continue to drive these protesters.” Keep reading to watch a five-minute-plus preview clip featuring Bryan’s struggles to keep the City from evicting the protesters for sanitary issues.

The Brown Family’s Sister Wives are getting in shape, promoting LIV weight loss supplement
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The Brown Family’s Sister Wives are getting in shape, promoting LIV weight loss supplement

ByStarcasm Staff

Last Sunday we saw all of Kody Brown’s sister wives (including pregnant Robyn) hit the gym for some personal training. The episode began with all the wives revealing their weight, and except for Robyn (who weighed in at 158 lb.) all of the other wives were over 200 pounds.

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Shia LaBeouf’s dad Jeffrey Craig LaBeouf mug shot photo for attempted rape arrest uncovered

ByAsa Hawks

See a mug shot photo of Shia LaBeouf’s father Jeffrey Craig LaBeouf from the early 1980s when he spent time in jail for attempted rape. Also, we’ve gathered some of Shia’s startling childhood stories about his eccentric dad from interviews he has given over the years which will make an attempted rape seem like par for the course!

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Is Teen Mom Leah Messer moving in with boyfriend Jeremy Calvert?

ByDarren O

All signs from a very happy Teen Mom Leah Messer’s Twitter account leads me to believe that she’s moving in with boyfriend Jeremy Calvert. Read her tweets, see a photo of Jeremy driving a U-Haul, comments from our source about the situation, and an otherwise mountain of evidence that leads me to this conclusion. Most importantly, find out what Leah had to say about Jeremy’s attitude towards her litttle darlings Aliannah and Aleeah and why he may need to protect them from something called the WV Green Monster!

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MUG SHOT Michael Lohan vs. Kate Major: Was it oral sex or the rhythm method?

ByDarren O

Lindsay Lohan’s father Michael Lohan has been arrested in the Tampa area on domestic violence charges in one of the strangest he said she said cases I can recall. His ex Kate Major claims he got violent with her and that her refusal to provide oral sex was the spark. Lohan denies that he got physical and is claiming that it was his refusal to use the “rhythm method” that caused Kate to fly off the handle and injure him.

GOOD GRIEF!

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Taylor Armstrong denies dating Matt Nordgren

ByDarren O

Despite a mounting pile of evidence to the contrary, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast member Taylor Armstrong is denying that she is dating fellow Bravolebrity Matt Nordgren or anyone else for that matter. Read her tweet-denial that doesn’t leave room for any gray area of interpretation.

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PHOTOS Top 10 dog costumes at 2011 Tompkins Square Park Halloween Dog Parade

ByAsa Hawks

Every year hundreds of peeps and pooches gather together in Tompkins Square Park in New York City with their furry four-footed friends dressed to the ca-nines in their Halloween best for the annual Halloween Dog Parade. This year featured a fine field of five hundred or so entrants with Howl-oween looks that ranged from a rat-infested subway car to Lady Gaga. So of course we had to do a Top 10 list!

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PHOTOS Farrah Abraham and Sophia wear Uggsy Halloween costumes, visit the pumpkin patch

ByAsa Hawks

It’s HalloTeen Mom! Farrah Abraham and Sophia continue to bask in the Miami media spotlight as they were photographed heading to a costume party wearing matching brightly colored monster costumes before heading off to the pumpkin patch for a fun day perusing pumpkins and petting some farm animals.

Woman stomachs husband’s poop to save her life

ByDarren O

“I’d heard of intercourse, but I’d never heard of ‘pooper-course.'” These are the words Pat Shoop, who suffered from a rare bacterial infection known as Clostridium difficile infection, used following a procedure that cured her and saved her life. This procedure, called a “fecal transplant,” involved her husband of 53 years Bob’s bowels and… Forget it, you just have to read this, if you can take it!

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Did Matt Nordgren and Courtney Kerr Lie to Andy Cohen on WWHL?

ByRuby Turpin

When Matt Nordgren and Courtney Kerr sat down with Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens: Live! after the Most Eligible Dallas finale, they had their stories straight. They were not and never had been “dating.” They were best friends who had kissed (in a hot tub with TV cameras aimed at them). They were still best friends (who did not confirm or deny that they were now in the practice of kissing in or out of hot tubs). But, were they being honest? Were they telling the truth about their relationship? I don’t think so.

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PHOTOS Bruce Springsteen rocks Stone Pony for Boston College fund raiser

ByDarren O

Living legend Bruce Springsteen made glorious noise once again down along the shore at one of his most famous old stomping grounds, the Stone Pony. This time it was the Third Annual Boston College Bar Band Bash. See some great photos from the Saturday night gig and find out why the Bossman was doing a fund raiser for Boston College.

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Scientology allegedly after South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone

ByDarren O

In one of South Park’s most ambitious lampoonings they went after Scientology full bore in the 2005 episode, “Trapped in the Closet.” This gem exposed some of the considered bizarre teachings of the upper-level members of the religion and it apparently did not go unnoticed by the Scientology brass. Read from a memo revealed by defected member Marty Rathbun that allegedly exposes Scientology’s “Office of Special Affairs” probe into finding any “vulnerabilities” they might use against Parker and Stone.

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PHOTOS Sofia Vergara’s south of the border black bikini bod bangs

ByDarren O

It is an unwritten rule in the recesses of our corporate office, also known as my couch, to re-post any bikini photo that Modern Family’s Sofia Vergara is kind enough to share with a needy world. It’s kind of our version of TPS reports. We are repeated supporters of women with real curves and it doesn’t get more unreal-real than Sofia in a bikini.

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PHOTOS VIDEO Is Brandi Glanville dating Spencer Falls? Seen holding hands, pitching woo at the pumpkin patch!

ByAsa Hawks

Ladies and gentleman I’d like to introduce Hollwood’s latest couple…

SPANDI!

Keep reading for photos and a video of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ Brandi Glanville and Lindsay Lohan booby grabber Spencer Falls (of Virgin Mobile’s “Sparah” campaign) getting quite intimate at Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch Saturday!

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PHOTOS Farrah Abraham and daughter Sophia at the Miami Dolphins game

ByAsa Hawks

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham continues to take to South Florida like a fish to water – or perhaps I should say a mammal to water as she and daughter Sophia were spotted earlier today at the Miami Dolphins game! Keep reading for the fun fin fanatic photos including Sophia’s cute cheerleader costume!

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UPDATE: Did Teresa Giudice come between sisters Caroline and Dina Manzo? Dina speaks out

ByStarcasm Staff

Thieves just aren’t that thick these days. It turns out Real Housewives of New Jersey’s Caroline Manzo isn’t as tight to sister Dina as she used to be, according to footage of the upcoming Season 3 reunion, part 2 that airs this Sunday. (RealityTea.com had reported that the sisters were icy back in June of this year. They also cited more info from Realitycrackhouse.com, and noted that the sisters were no longer following each other on Twitter.)

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PHOTOS JWoww wears a sexy Svedka fembot costume for Halloween

ByAsa Hawks

In one of the biggest no brainer marketing moves ever Svedka vodka is having Jersey Shore‘s Jenni “JWoww” Farley wear one of their fembot costumes this Halloween as part of their Svedka party_bots invade New York campaign. On Wednesday JWoww tried on the costume for the first time and posed for some rather unbelievable photos that left me wishing I could interface my hard drive with her USB port! Bleep bleep bloop bloop!

Jersey Shore's Ronnie Ortiz-Magro allegedly hooked up with Morgan Brittany Osman
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Why did Ronnie and Sammi split? Did Ronnie cheat with Morgan from Bad Girls Club?

ByAsa Hawks

Earlier this week it was reported that Jersey Shore co-stars Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola had called it quits yet again, although we had no information about what lead to the split. Reports are now surfacing that the break up came just after Ronnie allegedly hooked up with Bad Girls’ Club star Morgan Brittany Osman! Keep reading for all the juicy deleted tweets from just before Sammi stopped following Ronnie in late September!

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John Travolta received an extra crispy finger lickin’ diss

ByDarren O

John Travolta was across the big pond in England attending an annual Scientology event when he started jonesing for one of those Double Down KFC calorie bombs. It was finger lickin’ good time for the A-lister so his rep called the local KFC and requested a reservation for the star and his party. The only hiccup in all this was that Travolta’s rep called the wrong bloke! Maybe he should have just went with McD’s and a Royale with cheese…

Haley Joel Osment photos through the years 2001 2008 2011

PHOTO Haley Joel Osment is a big boy now

ByAsa Hawks

I see dead big people!

See a startling photo of 23-year-old Haley Joel Osment at the opening of his play Red earlier tonight in which it appears the child star of such movies as The Sixth Sense, Pay It Forward, A.I. Artificial Intelligence, and Secondhand Lions looks to have packed on a few years and pounds! (Includes some side-by-side photos of Haley through the years)

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Jersey Shore’s Ronnie Ortiz Magro and Sammi ‘Sweetheart’ Giancola break up again

ByAsa Hawks

The tumultuous relationship between Jersey Shore costars Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola has been on and off more times than Mr. Miyagi’s wax, so it should come as no surprise to anyone that Ronnie announced Tuesday that he and Sammi have split up again. Keep reading for Ronnie’s non-verbose announcement – and remember to reset your SamRon relationship clocks to two days after filming begins for Season 6!

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PHOTO Rob Reiner leaves wake of crazy happy awesome

ByAsa Hawks

Actor and director extraordinaire Rob Reiner is so awesome he leaves a contrail of exuberant joy and mischief wherever he goes! Keep reading to check out some rare photographic proof taken earlier today featuring otherworldy beings thriving in the Reinster’s intoxicating aura as heads for a seemingly mundane doctor’s appointment in Beverly Hills .

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Celebrity Irony: Lindsay Lohan turned away from the morgue

ByAsa Hawks

Linsday Lohan’s actions over the last few years have many concerned that the 25-year-old actress famous person is headed down a self-destructive path that could very possibly end in tragedy. Earlier today Lindsay made a symbolic gesture that she is in no hurry to turn up at the morgue by literally being in no hurry to turn up at the morgue to begin her court-mandated community service.

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MUG SHOTS Virginia couple plead guilty in drywall child abuse case

ByDarren O

When Christina Dawn Moore, 27, and John Michael Robey, 34, “needed a break” from their three young daughters they decided they would barricade them in a room by nailing up a large sheet of drywall in the doorway. Read on for this sad story, the mother’s history of child neglect and how a neighbor was responsible for making sure this didn’t turn out much worse.

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Top 10 Jerry Campbell quotes from American Hoggers premiere

ByDarren O

Last night A&E released the Campbell family on America as viewers got a double-barreled, two-episode look at what a hog hunting family from Texas is like in the form of American Hoggers. It was a fun ride, and I certainly wasn’t disappointed in catching my girl Krystal “Pistol” Campbell on the hunt, but the unquestioned star of the show is the bow-legged patriarch Jerry Campbell. When he flashes that big ol’ bearded grin and you see the Texas star on his tooth you can’t help but smile. Read on for a top 10 list of Jerry’s zen-like one-liners including, “Colder than an ex-wife’s heart this morning.”

Gaddafi is dead

ByDarren O

Reuters has confirmed that recently ran out of town Libyan dictator Muammar Gaddafi has been killed. Read on for the brief deets and see why I’m waiting on a particular American on a 4-wheeler to respond until I know it’s for sure.

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VIDEOS Teen Mom Maci Bookout speaks at Clarion University, interviewed by campus TV

ByAsa Hawks

Watch a video clip of Maci Bookout speaking to students at Clarion University in Pennsylvania in which she tells the humorous story of how difficult it was telling her mom she was pregnant. Also, watch a pre-talk interview with Maci done by Clarion university’s CU-TV in which Maci talks about her and Bentley’s Halloween plans as well as whether or not she and Ryan will ever get back together.

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Teen Mom costumegery: Kailyn Lowry as “Circus” Britney Spears

ByAsa Hawks

Oops, I did it again!

The Teen Mom Photoshop Halloween fun continues as we move on to the great state of Pennsylvania and Teen Mom 2 star Kailyn Lowry. Anyone that knows anything about Kail knows she is one of the world’s biggest Britney Spears fans, so that combined with the fact that she sort of resembles the pop superstar made this one a no brainer! Keep reading to see Kailyn, son Isaac, and Isaac’s dad Jo decked out in Britney Spears “Circus” themed costumes!

Couple married 72 years passed away together holding hands

ByDarren O

Get your handkerchiefs out as I relay to you one of the most beautiful and life affirming stories I’ve come across while working as a blogger. Gordon and Norma Yeager were inseparable in their 72 years of marriage and it was no different last week as they passed away within one hour of each other holding hands. Read the heartfelt recollection of the day from their son as well as their official obituary.

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Taylor Armstrong’s rumored boyfriend Matt Nordgren has a ‘criminal’ past

ByAsa Hawks

Rumors continue to swirl claiming The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills‘ Taylor Armstrong is currently dating fellow Bravo reality star and former University of Texas quarterback Matt Nordgren of Most Eligible Dallas. As a result the media spotlight has turned its focus on Matt, and amongst the shadows in his closet a small skeleton has been discovered! Keep reading for all the details surrounding Matt Nordgren’s 2003 arrest for allegedly assaulting a fellow University of Texas students car because the coach didn’t let him play in a blow out win earlier that night!

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Judge revokes Lindsay Lohan’s probation: “She’s supposed to be an actress from what I hear”

ByDarren O

In spite of a surprisingly glowing review from Lindsay Lohan’s probation officer Judge Stephanie Sautner unleashed on the troubled actress with a multitude of ‘give me a freaking break’ explanations. The result was that Lindsay’s probation has been revoked and a future court date will determine if she’s headed back to jail.

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American Hoggers: Information on why feral hogs are so dangerous

ByDarren O

A&E is set to launch the premiere of American Hoggers tonight. It’s a real life drama that centers around the Texas Campbell family as they take on the imposing threat of feral hogs. Jerry, daughter Krystal and son Jason get paid well to hunt down these wild boars but why are they so dangerous and why would folks drop serious bank to relieve themselves of the threat? Read on for a great infographic about the very large, fast, young devouring, razor sharp tusk wielding, pack roaming, damage causing beasts.

PHOTOS Courtney Love receives Honorary Patronage from Trinity College, auditions for “The Walking Dead?”

ByAsa Hawks

I remember when the trailer for Unstoppable came out and I thought to myself, “That’s stupid. I don’t need to pay nine bucks to see a huge train wreck – I’ll just hop online and see what Courtney Love is up to.” Unlike Ustoppable, Courtney rarely disappoints, and such was the case last night when Trinity College presented the former Hole singer with an Honorary Patronage from the Philosophical Society of Trinity College in Dublin, Ireland. Keep reading for some of the most unforgettable photos ever from one of the most prolific unforgettable photo generators of our generation!

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VIDEO – Sophia Grace Brownlee duets “Super Bass” with idol Nicki Minaj on Ellen

ByStarcasm Staff

British Sophia Grace Brownlee, 8, took the world by storm last week when her precocious cover of Nicki Minaj’s “Super Bass” was uploaded to YouTube. Supported by her 5-year-old cousin Rosie, Sophia Grace tore through the complicated rap lyrics, and powerfully belted out the melodic chorus like a professional singer.

On the Ellen show Sophia actually got to duet with her idol Nicki Minaj in a tear-jerking moment!

VIDEO Shia LaBeouf beaten up by chubby hairy shirtless dude on streets of Vancouver

ByAsa Hawks

Actor Shia LaBeouf found out Canada’s nonviolent reputation is a bit exaggerated after he got the got the crap beat out of him outside the Cinema Public House in Vancouver, British Columbia last week. The altercation, which featured a rather hefty, shirtless, and hairy man with large fists, was captured on video and of course has found its way to the web!

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PHOTOS Taylor Armstrong and daughter Kennedy visit the pumpkin patch

ByAsa Hawks

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills‘ Taylor Armstrong continues to struggle to get back to some sort of normalcy after the suicide of her estranged husband Russell Armstrong in August. With that in mind, and with Halloween fast approaching, the 39-year-old mom took her 5-year-old daughter Kennedy out to the famous Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch for a day of fun and pumpkin pickin’ and paintin’! Also, Taylor opens up about Russell’s death in an interview with KTLA, saying that being on the show may have saved her life.

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MUG SHOT Soulja Boy arrested with “substantial amount” of weed, guns and cash

ByDarren O

After pissing off seemingly the entire Armed Forces community with his controversial “F**k all the troops” lyric rapper Soulja Boy has been arrested in Temple, GA in possession of a “substantial amount” of marijuana. If sources close to the situation are accurate Soulja, real name DeAndre Cortez Way, may be facing some serious jail time.

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MUG SHOT VIDEO Father selects 9-year-old daughter as designated driver

ByDarren O

Shawn Weimer of Brownston Township had too much whiskey and was at a parental crossroads when he came up with a brilliant plan. He decided to wake up his 9-year-old daughter to drive him to a convenience store in his A-Team inspired full panel work van. See the video from the gas station that includes Weimer bragging about his brilliant idea while his DD daughter munches on a candied apple. Mug shot included as well his unbelievable defense and his daughter’s priceless reaction to being pulled over.

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MUG SHOT Selena Gomez stalker Thomas Brodnicki has troubled, criminal past

ByDarren O

More money, more problems as they say and if you’re a beautiful young Hollywood star you can almost always add wacky-stalker types to that mantra. Sadly, things are no different for Selena Gomez as she’s been the direct target of 46-year-old Thomas Brodnicki. Discover why Selena is in “extreme fear” of death threats from the troubled man and find out about his criminal, cyber-stalking past.

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PHOTO Teen Mom Halloween: Catelynn and Tyler as Snow White and Prince Charming

ByStarcasm Staff

In the latest installment of our Teen Mom Halloween costume suggestions we turned to Walt Disney once again for inspiration. (You might remember Farrah Abraham in her Princess Jasmine costume along with daughter Sophia sporting and Abu the monkey get up – both from the Disney film Aladdin.) This time around we have Teen Mom super couple Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra dressed as Snow White and Prince Charming!

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DWTS – Size 4 and muscular Lacey Schwimmer gets Internet fat flack

ByStarcasm Staff

Dancing With the Stars dancer (who is currently Chaz Bono’s dancing partner on the show) Lacey Schwimmer has an hour-glass body, firm muscles, and wears a size 4, but that still doesn’t stop her from facing flack from a Hollywood and dance culture that expects nothing less of women than to be thin, lanky, and barely even there. A recent unflattering “mom jeans” fashion choice gave her even more trouble from everyone on The Internet.

16 and Pregnant's Jamie Alderman - Danielle Cunningham's baby daddy
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16 and Pregnant baby daddy Jamie Alderman arrested for probation violation

ByAsa Hawks

The legal issues continue for veterans of MTV’s 16 and Pregnant as Season 3 baby daddy Jamie Alderman has been arrested in Licking County, Ohio after violating his probation stemming from a 2010 assault charge. Jamie is the former fiance of Danielle Cunningham and the father of one-year-old Jamie Paul Alderman, Jr.

Giuliana Rancic diagnosed with breast cancer
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VIDEO Visibly shaken Giuliana Rancic reveals she has breast cancer

ByDarren O

In an emotional interview, a visibly shaken Giuliana Rancic revealed to Ann Curry on Today that she has been diagnosed with breast cancer. Read the fascinating story behind how her doctor discovered the tumor, what her next steps are and why she felt it was so important to let folks know about her difficult situation.

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PHOTOS Real Housewives of Orange County get muddy for charity

ByAsa Hawks

The cast of The Real Housewives of Orange County are no strangers to mudslinging, and three of the gals (with their better halves) took their skills from the figurative to the literal during the 2011 Del Mar Mud Run in Del Mar, California on Saturday. Keep reading for photos of Tamra Barney, Eddie Judge, Ryan Vieth, Gretchen Rossi, Slade Smiley, Heather Dubrow and Dr. Terry Dubrow gettin’ dirty for charity!

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Taylor Armstrong seen “making out” with Matt Nordgren at Cattle Baron’s Ball

ByAsa Hawks

The world of reality TV gossip is once again focused on the city of Dallas as The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Taylor Armstrong was spotted at The Cattle Baron’s Ball with Most Eligible Dallas star Matt Nordgren. Keep reading to get all the juicy details, including a photo of the couple looking quite romantic and an eyewitness who says the two were making out!

UPDATED! It seems Matt Nordgren’s publicist is a bit peeved! Check out what he/she had to say to blogger Oh So Cynthia about the story!

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PHOTOS Kim Kardashian visits Dubai, rides a camel, wears a burqa, looks awesome, etc

ByAsa Hawks

The American female celebrinvasion of the globe continues! At the same time Paris Hilton was touching down in Poland to participate in the expansion of a mall in Katowice, Kim Kardashian and mom Kris Jenner were in Dubai to launch Kim’s new fragrance at Sephora, open the first Millions of Milkshakes store outside of the US, and look at business opportunities in The United Arab Emirates for the expansion of the Kardashian empire in the form of a luxury hotel. Keep reading for all the wonderful SFW Kardashian camel toes, sucking, and humps you can stand!