Jeremy Calvert girlfriend Desi Kibler
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Jeremy Calvert’s girlfriend Desi Kibler explains her 2 DUIs in 1 night

Teen Mom 2 dad Jeremy Calvert found himself in a bit of a bind last month when he got a call from his new girlfriend Desi Kibler to bail her out of jail after she was arrested for DUI, her second DUI arrest on the same night! By the same police officer! On the same…

This relatable meme dates back 100 years
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This relatable meme dates back 100 years

This relatable illustration is floating around Twitter as the world’s first meme. It was published almost a hundred years ago in Judge, a satire magazine that ran from 1881 to 1947. The basic humor and layout of the joke lives on today and is shared in a split second between billions of digitally connected humans:…

Kate Major Lohan arrest 2016 mug shot
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MUG SHOT Kate Major Lohan arrested for assaulting officer, public intoxication

One of celebridom’s most dysfunctional couples continues their headline-grabbing ways as Michael Lohan’s estranged wife Kate Major Lohan found herself behind bars once again in Florida earlier today — this time for allegedly assaulting a police officer while intoxicated. TMZ reports that the incident occurred after Kate dropped her and Michael’s children off at his…

Brandi Glanville drinking
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PHOTOS VIDEOS Drunk and nearly naked Brandi Glanville is officially famously single again

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills‘ Brandi Glanville literally wrote the book on drinking and tweeting, and the reality star celebrated the 4th of July holidays by combining those skills with one of her other talents (being pretty much naked) in a series of racy social media photos and videos aimed at a particular “a**hole”…

PHOTOS Brandi Glanville shooting Charlie’s Devils with Adrienne Janic and Annie Girard
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PHOTOS Brandi Glanville shooting Charlie’s Devils with Adrienne Janic and Annie Girard

Brandi Glanville confirmed in June that she would not be returning as a full-time cast member of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The reality star and former model is managing to keep herself busy, though, with numerous business ventures, including her popular Unfiltered podcast, her line of clothes, and her Unfiltered Blonde wine. In addition to all those projects, Brandi is adding…

Passenger live-tweets awkward breakup during flight delay
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Passenger live-tweets awkward breakup during flight delay

Generally, flight delays are boring inconveniences. This was not the case for Twitter user Kelly Keegs, who witnessed and documented the awkward breakup between two fellow passengers while awaiting takeoff. Kelly first noticed the drama when a young woman across the aisle from her started sobbing. Kelly later told Barstool Sports that “the two were SO drunk,…

VIDEO Amy Schumer auditions for The Real Housewives of Wherever
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VIDEO Amy Schumer auditions for The Real Housewives of Wherever

    I’m not sure what else I need to say other than Amy Schumer recorded an audition tape for Bravo’s Real Housewives franchise:     Some highlights from the clip:   INTERVIEWER: Hey Amy. Why do you think you’ll make a good Real Housewife? AMY: Because I am all of those things. I’m real….

National Park Service lifts alcohol ban in partnership with Budweiser beer company Anheuser-Busch

National Park Service lifts alcohol ban in partnership with Budweiser beer company Anheuser-Busch

It seems that Anheuser-Busch is smarter than your average beer as it has worked out a $2.5 million “co-branding” campaign with the National Parks Service, which has (or had) a long-standing no alcohol policy. “The multi-million dollar partnership raises awareness about national parks and the centennial milestone of the National Park Service in 2016,” reads…

EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS Top 5 RHONY Ben & Jerry’s ice cream flavors
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EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS Top 5 RHONY Ben & Jerry’s ice cream flavors

Tonight the original Bravo Gotham drama mamas are back as The Real Housewives of New York City premieres its seventh season with a revamped cast of eight that includes the return of Bravolebridom’s prodigal daughter Bethenny Frankel. In honor of this momentous occasion I could think of no better way to pay tribute to both…

PHOTO Kotex airs maxi pad ad using red liquid, nobody’s head explodes
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PHOTO Kotex airs maxi pad ad using red liquid, nobody’s head explodes

Something interesting happened during Catfish: The TV Show on MTV on Wednesday night, and it had nothing to do with that sweet single dad getting duped by a phony using photos of a gorgeous model. (Poor Felipe.) No, what most caught my attention was a departure from yearrrs of overly sanitized advertising practices. Specifically, when…

PHOTO Billionaire British heiress and baby in epic celebrity photobomb sandwich
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PHOTO Billionaire British heiress and baby in epic celebrity photobomb sandwich

A photo posted by alibambam (@alibambam) on Mar 22, 2015 at 4:48pm PDT Billionaire British heiress Alice Bamford posed for a photo with her baby at Hollywood’s famous Nobu Japanese restaurant on Sunday, but Alice and little Lilou were upstaged by one of the most famous families on the planet! In what seems almost too…

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VIDEO Arizona weather map predicts apocalyptic temperatures, weatherman just rolls with it live on the air

  The crew over at Fox 10 out there in sunny Phoenix AZ is made up of some good-natured folk, and some talented improvisers to boot. Earlier this week, there was a malfunction involving either the network’s green screen or the computers loading the information into the weather map, because that map started to project…

PHOTO Kim Kardashian Selfish book cover revealed
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PHOTO Kim Kardashian Selfish book cover revealed

They say you can’t judge a book by its cover, but if you could, then I think we can all assume Kim Kardashian’s new book of selfies, appropriately titled Kim Kardashian Selfish, is going to be absolutely titillating. Or perhaps tit elating would be more accurate? Here’s the actual cover (click to enlarge): Kim revealed…

50 Cent gets Leonardo DiCapriotobombed and it’s AMAZING
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50 Cent gets Leonardo DiCapriotobombed and it’s AMAZING

It’s Golden Globes weekend and those A-list Hollywood parties are hoppin’! Rapper 50 Cent showed he’s got some serious hob nob game with a slew of instagram photos with a who’s who of Hollywood ranging from Scarlett Johansson to Naomi Campbell. Actually, there were so many big names that his photo with Naomi was upstaged…

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PHOTO Emma Stone photobombs woman trying to sneak a picture of her

  We all know what happens when you take a picture of Emma Stone without her expressly-written permission: you’re either getting a heartfelt message or a goofy pose for your trouble. We now also know that she’s got some shifty, hawk-like eyes, too. Recently, the Stonester and Andrew “A-Garf” Garfield were dining out, being celebrities,…

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VIDEO The women of Downton Abbey play Cards Against Humanity, with delightful results

  Fresh off their Black Friday Poo Box triumph, the good people in Cards Against Humanity land have found themselves the beneficiaries of positive press once more. This time, we’ve also got Entertainment Weekly to thank: the magazine sat Downton Abbey’s Lady Edith, Mrs. Patmore, and Mrs. Hughes down for a rousing game of CAH, and…

Johnny Depp drunk Hollywood Film Awards
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VIDEO Drunk Johnny Depp’s intoxicationtroduction at Hollywood Film Awards

Johnny Depp added a new entry in The Rum Diary last night at the Hollywood Film Awards as the seemingly blitzed A-lister took viewers down 21 Drunk Street with a profanity-laden and slurred introduction to talent manager Shep Gordon and the presentation of the Hollywood Documentary Award to Mike Myers with for his film, Supermensch: The Legend of Shep Gordon.

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Downton Abbey Season 5 photo features a plastic water bottle

Hit British period drama Downton Abbey released a brand new batch of promotional photos for the show’s upcoming fifth season, but one picture of the Earl of Grantham and Lady Edith transformed the famous estate into Photobombton Abbey as a plastic water bottle can clearly be seen on the mantle. Keep reading to see the photo, get the Dowager Countess’s predictably snarky response, and see some additional Photobombton Abbey pictures we created as part of what is sure to be the next internet meme!

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U.S. vs. Germany: American student rescued from big German vagina

On a dare Friday, an American exchange student inserted himself into a large marble vagina statue located on the campus of Germany’s Tubingen University Institute of Microbiology. Then he got stuck… Then his buddy took a photo… Let’s hope America fares better against Germany in their upcoming World Cup tilt!

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VIDEO Game of Thrones cast sing Happy by Pharrell

HBO’s hugely popular Game of Thrones can be a bit dark at times, what with its propensity for not rewarding good behavior and killing off main characters. We thought we’d lighten the mood in The Seven Kingdoms a bit by having Westeros’ version of Evanescence (Tyrion and Tywin Lannister, Daenerys Targaryan, Jon Snow and Petyr Baelish) sing Pharrell’s joy-inducing smash hit “Happy.” Keep reading to watch the hilarious results!

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VIDEO Handsome cattle auctioneer becomes rap fiend with a little backbeat

Canadian Rhett Parks has become a YouTube sensation just by looking good in a cowboy hat and doing his job thanks to a smart video edit with just a little back tracking! Cowboy hat, a lighting fast tongue and a little backbeat all add up to a wonderfully addictive distraction for your Friday!

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VIDEO Train driver’s boot ain’t got time for kid’s unsafe selfie

AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

A young man by the name of Jared Michael thought it would be a good idea to take a selfie as a train zoomed by. Kid estimated that he was at a safe distance but the locomotive engineer’s boot had other ideas as it seriously said “HELLO” to the side of his face. Warning: Remove cheese puffs and/or liquids from pie hole because this clip will induce involuntary spit takes!

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VIDEOS Vanilla Ice and Queen parodies used for school closing announcements

“Will the power stop (No!)/I don’t know/ Turn up the heat and let go/sleet falling down like a million missiles/bringing school delays and early dismissals…”

Check out two fun parodies featuring Vanilla Ice and Queen as administrators and teachers in the south are getting creative with all of the weather related school closings.

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Wife stabs husband with squirrel for failing to procure Christmas beer

44-year-old Helen Ann Williams from North Charleston, South Carolina sent her old man out on a b-double-e-double-r-u-n late on Christmas Eve. After learning that her hubby had returned empty-handed because the store was closed she got so mad that she allegedly stabbed him with a squirrel. Read on for this squirrelly tale of one woman’s need for her Christmas spirits!

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‘Couples Farrahpy’ comic strip starring Farrah Abraham and Dr. Jenn Berman

In case you missed it, former Teen Mom Farrah Abraham will be appearing on the upcoming season of Couples Therapy… by herself. I took it upon myself to play around with the latest rage on the internet, the comic-generating Facebook app Bitstrips, to predict what Farrah’s appearance on the show and discussion with therapist Dr. Jenn Berman might look like.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Mad Libs

In going with the Reese’s Cup theory of one great thing plus another great thing can equal an even greater thing, let me present to you the mating of two of my most favoritest things: The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Mad Libs! I’ve even done it in “episode recap” form so you can redo it every week with a different result — one that might just turn out to be surprisingly accurate. 😉

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Woman wears cheeseburger as sandal after Waffle House parking lot sex

The only thing this southern boy loves more than a late-night run to Waffle House is a story about seriously drunk southern people doing hilarious things at Waffle House. And thus I bring to you the story of a cheeseburger in paradise by the dashboard light!

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EXCLUSIVE PHOTO BJ’s to accompany Dick’s in Tallahassee

The citizens of Tallahassee, Florida have been in a frenzy since their hometown Seminoles whipped the Clemson Tigers and vaulted to #2 in the initial college football BCS rankings. Now the denizens of the Sunshine State’s capital have another great newcomer other than quarterback Jameis Winston to celebrate, the anticipated opening of the beloved business combination, BJ’s and Dick’s! See our exclusive photo of what’s sure to be a popular pair.

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26 years, 11 ladies: George Clooney’s relationship timeline with photos

For an infamous bachelor, it seems that George Clooney is actually a relationship addict. We did some homework and broke down who George has invited to hang on his arm throughout the past couple of decades. Apparently the guy has a type (hello, tall, brunette and gorgeous!) as well as a cut-off limit for relationship lengths.

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Inevitable brutal pageant answer from last night’s Miss USA

Almost every time following a major beauty pageant at least one unflattering clip makes the rounds from the question and answer segment. This time the dubious distinction goes to Miss Utah, Marissa Powell. Real Housewives of Atlanta’s NeNe Leakes asked Marissa, “A recent report shows that in 40 percent of American families with children, women are the primary earners, yet they continue to earn less than men. What does this say about society?” Click on to see and read her answer!

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Khloe Kardashian posts video of drunk mom Kris Jenner giving slurred toast

Everybody knows Kris Jenner likes her alcohol! And everybody knows Kris’s daughters like that Kris Jenner likes her alcohol! The end result? Lots of embarrassing photos and videos like this one, posted on Keek by Khloe early this morning featuring Kris Jenner getting intimate with a glass of tequila and failing at the famous toast, “Arriba! Abajo! Al centro! Pa’dentro!”

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GMA VIDEO Reese Witherspoon told cops she was pregnant during recent arrest

Actress Reese Witherspoon had her squeaky clean reputation tarnished last week after she reportedly played the “Do you know who I am?!?” card with an officer who had pulled her husband Jim Toth over for suspicion of driving under the influence. (Reese was later charged with disorderly conduct after refusing to stay in the car as instructed and and her hubby received a DUI.) Reese appeared on Good Morning America earlier today and explained exactly what happened that night, including the fact that she not only played the “Do you know who I am?!?” card, but also the “I’m pregnant (even though I’m really not)” card!

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VIDEO Morgan Freeman reads Ray J’s “I Hit It First” lyrics

Actor Morgan Freeman shows Ray J how to deliver braggadocio with class as he does a reading of Ray J’s song “I Hit It First” — a blatant “first man on the moon” ode to his ex (and infamous sex tape partner) Kim Kardashian, with a little Kanye dissing tossed in for good measure.

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VIDEO Willie Nelson auditions for The Hobbit’s Gandalf the Wizard

Country singer (and actor!) Willie Nelson is a seemingly ageless spiritual guru with a beard and long hair who is constantly traveling, likes to smoke, and almost always has a piece of wood with him in the form of his famous guitar, Trigger. So of course he would be a perfect fit to play JRR Tolkein’s wizened wizard, Gandalf! Now, thanks to the fine folks over at Conan O’Brien’s Team CoCo, here is Willie Wizard Nelson auditioning for the role in Peter Jackson’s upcoming The Hobbit 2!

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Farrah Abraham explains recent DUI arrest

Farrah Abraham was arrested on Monday morning and charged with a DUI. The Teen Mom star had been tweeting since the arrest, but never actually admitted to it. Instead, she told fans that she doesn’t care about the drama and “what people believe & makeup.” Four days later, Farrah is now opening up about the arrest and explaining (or should we say denying?) most of the police report.

VIDEO Mila Kunis asked out by reporter during hilarious interview
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VIDEO Mila Kunis asked out by reporter during hilarious interview

Mila Kunis is in currently in the middle of the media marathon to promote her new movie, Oz the Great and Powerful. After countless interviews, she’s almost certainly become a pro at reciting refined, eloquent answers to reporters’ common questions. The trouble is that those stories don’t leave much room for her personality to shine through.

That’s why this interview with a young, starstruck reporter is truly awesome. Even as the interview gets off to a bumpy start, Kunis comes across as witty and super fun.

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PHOTO The Real Housewives of Hollywood Oscars 2013 edition

Has Bravo just announced the most amazing reality show of all time? Is this a movie poster for the sure-to-be biggest comedy box office hit of 2013? Could it be a Jimmy Kimmel skit from tonight’s episode? Or did I just have some Photoshop fun with The Real Housewives logo and pictures of Anne Hathaway, Charlize Theron, Halle Berry, Jennifer Lawrence, Kristen Stewart and Jessica Chastain from last night’s Oscars red carpet?