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PHOTOS Kim Zolciak’s $58,000 Baracci wedding dress

ByAsa Hawks

Kim Zolciak and fun-bunned beau Kroy Biermann got married in Atlanta earlier today and it may surprise you to know Kim was wearing… a second-hand dress! That’s right, Kim bought a used wedding gown! But, before you start tweeting your joy at Nene Leakes, you should know that it wasn’t just any used wedding dress – it was an elaborate designer dress designed by famed Beverly Hills designer Baracci that originally cost $58,000! Keep for photos of the dress (and Kim in it!) as well as the story of her purchasing the dress from the founder of the website where she got it.

Real Life Mrs. Robinson: Ex-Mayor Linda Lusk blames sex with daughter’s 14-year-old boyfriend on depression from death of son with genetic disorder

ByStarcasm Staff

ABC is taking a strange angle in their reporting of an adult-child sexting scandal. 49-year-old former Mayor of Prosser, Washington Linda Lusk was caught sexting (even a sending pic of herself in her bra) to her teenage daughter Carly’s 14-year-old ex-boyfriend Bubba. Linda and her husband Kevin are explaining the dirty text messages by blaming it on Linda’s depression after the death of her son Taylor, who passed away after living for 15 years with the crippling genetic disorder Trisomy 13.

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Teen Mom 3 Alex Sekella biography with photos & videos

ByAsa Hawks

As the Teen Mom Universe anxiously awaits the December 6 premiere of the second season of Teen Mom 2 the identities of some of the girls featured in the upcoming fourth season of 16 and Pregnant continue to leak out. First we had Katie Yeager a couple months ago, and now we have 17-year-old Alexandria Sekella of Neffs, Pennsylvania. Keep reading for the 411 on Alexandria and her daughter Arabella including numerous photos and even videos of Alexandria dancing and singing!

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VIDEO – Beavis and Butt-head make fun of Teen Mom Farrah Abraham’s boob job

ByStarcasm Staff

MTV doesn’t mind poking a little fun at itself, and their rebooted classic Beavis and Butthead is the perfect vehicle to impose a little self snark at shows like Jersey Shore and Teen Mom. They used to make fun of the music videos MTV played, but that was a bygone era when the words behind network initials meant something [anyone remember The Learning Channel (TLC) or Arts & Entertainment (A & E)?]

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PHOTOS Demi Lovato bares her chest at Latin Grammy Awards

ByAsa Hawks

Domo arigato Demi Lovato!

Demi Lovato was more like Demi No-bra-to at last night’s Latin Grammy Awards as the 19-year-old singer wore a fuchsia gown with a neckline that plunged more than Greg Louganis! Keep reading for the chestacular pics that also highlight Demi’s new red hair, albeit slightly faded.

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Kroy Biermann and Kim Zolciak’s wedding is today, 11-11-11

ByAsa Hawks

Remembering his anniversary is going to be no problem for Kroy Biermann, who is marrying The Real Housewives of Atlanta‘s Kim Zolciak later today, joining thousands of other couples tying the knot on 11-11-11. Keep reading for Kim’s excited tweets on her special day!

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Kim Richards’ son Chad Davis is dating Kim’s boyfriend’s daughter Gaby Blumenfeld

ByAsa Hawks

Wait, what?

It seems boyfriend Ken Blumenfeld wasn’t the only romantic secret The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Kim Richards was keeping. Her 20-year-old son Chad Davis is reportedly dating Ken’s 18-year-old daughter Gabrielle “Gaby” Blumenfeld! Keep reading for the deets and pics of the young lovebirds!

Lady Gaga tweets Marry The Night video still on a gurney with nurses; loathes reality

ByStarcasm Staff

Little monsters everywhere are anticipating Lady Gaga’s newest music video for “Marry the Night.” The Mother Monster and her team have been working hard trying to keep things under wraps, but she tweeted the above image last night with a quote evoking theatrics, imagination, and basically her whole life-as-performance philosophy: “It’s Not that I’ve been Dishonest, It’s Just that I Loathe Reality.” Click for more details on the “Marry the Night” video!

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Teen Mom Farrah Abraham and dance instructor Ilyse Baker teaming up on workout video for moms?

ByAsa Hawks

Teen Momtrepreneur Farrah Abraham continues to come up with ideas to expand her media empire, the latest of which appears to be a creating a fitness/workout video for moms with California dance instructor to the stars Ilyse Baker!

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Teen Mom 2 Season 2 premieres December 6 – Official MTV Press Release

ByAsa Hawks

MTV officially announced earlier today that the gals of Teen Mom 2 will be returning for their second season on December 6 at 10pm ET/PT! KEep reading for the full press release from MTV and start preparing for the drama mama roller coast to begin again!

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PHOTOS Justin Bieber wins BAMBI Award for largest collar ever

ByAsa Hawks

While alleged baby mama Mariah Yeater continues to stir up controversy at home here in the States, Justin Bieber continues his European Awards Shows Tour. His latest stop was Wiesbaden, Germany where the teen superstar was on hand to pick up his golden fawn for hugest collar ever “Entertainer” at the 2011 BAMBI Awards. Keep reading to see pics of The Biebs and find out what the heck a BAMBI Award is!

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MUG SHOTS Women cut man over 300 times in bloody, sexual satanic ritual

ByDarren O

An unnamed 18-year-old man from Phoenix, Arizona put himself on a bus and rode all the way to Wisconsin to meet with Rebecca Chandler (22) of Milwaukee. He met her online and what happened to him at first seemed like an okay deal until things went way wrong. Wrong as in 300 wounds, bloody satanic ritual wrong. Read on for the bloody details and see the two cringe worthy mug shots of the alleged cutters.

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RHOBH: Kim Richards’ cocktail of prescription drugs caused erractic behavior, not alcohol or meth

ByStarcasm Staff

Everyone remembers the shocking moment when Kim Richards’ own sister accused her of being an alcoholic during the season finale of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Then, after they wrapped filming, Kim went to rehab, but checked herself out after a week.

But when the new season started filming again, Kim seemed more out of it than ever. She misses many of the pre-arranged Housewives engagements, and when she’s there, she’s late and appears intoxicated. Sometimes she slurs her words, appears more animated than normal, and during the infamous “game night,” she went to the bathroom numerous times; leading Brandi Glanville to accuse her of being on meth. She’s also been cagey with her sister Kyle about the details of an impending move, which turned out to be her trepidation about introducing sister Kyle to her new boyfriend Ken.

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Christopher Walken to star in film with Tom Waits, break world record for awesome, end Hollywood, etc

ByAsa Hawks

Blueprint Pictures and CBS films have just announced that singer/actor/raspy Übermensch Tom Waits will be joining the cast of their upcoming film project Seven Psychopaths, which means he will be sharing the screen alongside actor/comedian/dancer/cowbell enthusiast Christopher Walken – creating perhaps the hippest on screen pairing of all time!

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16 & Pregnant’s Ebony Jackson-Rendon giving rehab another try

ByDarren O

Ebony Jackson-Rendon of 16 & Pregnant fame is giving rehab another go following her arrest after her home was found covered in human and dog feces. Find out who the reliable source is with this information and why today is supposed to be a very important one for her and her husband Josh.

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Ashton Kutcher on self-imposed Twitter restriction following Paterno gaffe

ByDarren O

Ashton Kutcher has learned a valuable lesson. Don’t tweet off your disgust about something until you’ve got the facts. Especially when it involves child molestation charges and you’ve got yourself over 8,000,000 followers. Find out how an uninformed tweet about ousted coach Joe Paterno has led to a self-imposed Twitter ban for A-Kutch.

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Jordan Ward Finder’s baby stops breathing, taken to the hospital

ByAsa Hawks

On Sunday we shared the good news that 16 and Pregnant Season 3 star Jordan Ward Finder had given birth to her second child, daughter Arri Monroe Finder. Earlier this afternoon Arri stopped breathing and had to be taken back to the hospital where she is currently being cared for in the neonatal intensive care unit. Keep reading for the sketchy details.

UPDATE – Jordan shared on Twitter earlier today (November 10) that Arri is fine and may have sleep apnea.

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PHOTOS Nicki Minaj performs at the 2011 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

ByAsa Hawks

Tonight was the 2011 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show and adding to the visual smorgasbord of colorful unmentionables and elaborate matching costumes was the queen of elaborate and colorful herself, Nicki Minaj. Keep reading for pictures of Miss Minaj performing “Super Bass” on stage, including one with a VS Angel sporting a skirt that must have been stolen right out of Nicki’s closet!

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How much money does the Hunger Games movie need to make for Lionsgate to justify a sequel?

ByRuby Turpin

Unlike the big six studios who can count on amusement parks and cable networks to boost their bottom lines, Lionsgate counts on tv shows and and movies. Despite a few successes over the last four years, some big failures have put them in a bit of a bind. They need a big movie to straighten out their balance sheet. But, just how big does the Hunger Games need to be for Lionsgate to commit to a sequel (or three)?

VIDEO Teacher Cindy Clifton charged with having sex with 11 students + mug shot photos

ByAsa Hawks

Tipton, Tennessee middle school teacher Cindy Clifton was charged with 14 counts of rape by an authority figure after a three-month investigation determined she allegedly had sex with 11 teenage students. The sexual encounters reportedly took place at her Covington, Tennessee home where she would supply alcohol to her teenage daughter and friends. Clifton faces 53 total charges and will be arraigned on Thursday. Keep reading for a video report and Clifton’s tearful mug shot photos after her arrest.

PHOTO Kate Winslet’s wax likeness is eerily great

ByDarren O

When Leonardo DiCaprio’s character from Titanic, Jack, drew his beloved Rose, portrayed by actress Kate Winslet, he did a pretty good job of recreating her. His reward has some backseat nookie on a sinking ship. Well if that’s the case I’m not sure what Kate will have to give the folks with Madame Tussauds because her wax likeness is uncanny. Check out a side-by-side featuring the same ensemble and decide for yourself if they did a great job.

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Kyle Richards addresses Kim Richards’ new boyfriend Ken Blumenfeld on her blog

ByAsa Hawks

In Sunday night’s episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Kyle Richards was caught completely by surprise when her sister Kim revealed that she wasn’t going to be moving closer to Kyle, as she had been suggesting for some time, but was instead moving in right next door – with her secret boyfriend of more than a year, Ken Blumenfeld! Keep reading to find out if Kyle’s initial negative reaction to the news has changed as she talks about Kim and Ken in her most recent blog post.

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PHOTOS American Hoggers’ horsewoman Leah Penick

ByDarren O

When the show American Hoggers first came across my radar I was immediately drawn to Krystal Campbell and for good reason, but now that I’ve been watching my eyes turn more and more to family friend Leah Penick. See some great photos of the accomplished horsewoman and find out why she’s so helpful to the Campbells when the terrain gets rough.

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MUG SHOT Face melted meth maker busted making meth again

ByDarren O

I wonder what Breaking Bad’s methamphetamine producing perfectionist Walter White would think of Heather Raybon from Milton, Florida? In 2004 Heather had her face darn near melted off during a meth lab explosion but she was back at it cooking again and police busted her at her mobile home while searching for a different fugitive.

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Joe Paterno announces retirement amid molestation scandal

ByDarren O

Joe Paterno is the winningest coach in top level college football history but his legacy will now forever be tarnished by the molestation scandal that has rocked Penn State University. Read his official statement and let us know if you believe he failed what police called a, “moral obligation,” to inform them of what he knew about long time assistant coach Jerry Sandusky.

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VIDEO Mariah Carey drops 70lbs, reveals post baby body

ByDarren O

The greatest selling female artist in music history, Mariah Carey, made a big splash via the The Rosie Show displaying an impressive post twin-baby body. She sat down with Rosie and revealed that she has dropped an amazing 70lbs after being just 6 months out from having given birth to twins Moroccan and Monroe. See her smokin’ hot Jenny Craig commercial and read her comments about why it’s more about health than, “Hey, look at me.”

PHOTO You can play with Katherine Heigl’s Cabbage Patch

ByDarren O

Ever since I caught Katherine Heigl in the hilarious film Knocked Up I’ve thought to myself, “What I wouldn’t give to spend some alone time with Katherine Heigl’s cabbage patch, kid.” Well dreams do come true even if they aren’t exactly the way you intended. See the doll of an actress and producer as a doll as she shares her likeness for a great charity.

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Teen Mom Amber Portwood can totally relate to Kim Kardashian

ByDarren O

While seemingly the whole interwebs is hating on Kim Kardashian in light of her recent divorce filing from baller Kris Humphries at least one celeb can relate. Teen Mom Amber Portwood sees similarities between what herself and baby-daddy Gary “It’s Gary Time” Shirley have struggled with and the probably failed relationship between Kim and Kris. Read Amber’s comments and then make the all important decision of who you’d roll with, Shirley or Humphries!

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Dourtney destroys Dr. Drew’s dream with implant free breasts

ByDarren O

Dourtney made their way to Dr. Drew’s Lifechangers to prove once and for all that Courtney Stodden has not had breast implants. See the clip where things got weird during an exam leaving Dr. Drew to falsely proclaim that she did indeed have an implant. In addition find out why no implants does not mean that she hasn’t had her breasts augmented.

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Michelle Duggar is pregnant with her 20th baby!

ByStarcasm Staff

Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar announced that they’re expecting their 20th baby almost two years after their youngest baby Josie was born under traumatic medical circumstances.

Is Michelle’s health in danger?

45-year-old Michelle reports that she’s about 3 months along, feels good, and is “past the sickness stage now.”

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Teen Mom Jenelle Evans joining band And By Love on “Road To Redemption Tour”

ByAsa Hawks

Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans has really turned her life around over the last few months, and the formerly troubled teen plans to share her story with other young people by going on tour! She will be speaking at numerous locations throughout North Carolina alongside alternative band And By Love, who will also speak and be performing concerts at the events.

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VIDEO Octomom beats Long Island Lolita in celebrity boxing ring

ByDarren O

This is like the incredible Mickey Rourke film The Wrestler minus any hope of redemption or greater purpose. Two Double-D-listers Nadya “Octomom” Suleman and Amy “Long Island Lolita” Fisher went toe-to-toe and preposterously over-sized big-glove-to-big-glove in a “celebrity” boxing match last night. See clips and a photo from the “fight.”

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VIDEO Women collapse in court after being sentenced to life for murder of 3-year-old

ByDarren O

Erica Mae Butts and Shanita Latrice Cunningham both 25 from Summerville, South Carolina, were sentenced to life in prison after being convicted of beating three-year-old Serenity Richardson to death. What followed was a courtroom calamity as both women collapsed and had to be wheeled out by court officials.

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Attention Mariah Yeater, Justin Bieber’s DNA and his lawyers are coming!

ByDarren O

The saga of Mariah Yeater and her paternity claim against Justin Bieber kept chugging along this weekend as TMZ is reporting that the Biebs will submit his DNA for a paternity test. According to sources, the lawyers representing Bieber are now going to address this situation head on. They are not only going to submit DNA testing but plan on suing Yeater to make an example out of her. The young star is over in Europe right now and plans on submitting his proof as soon as he returns in a couple of weeks. Read the response from Yeater’s attorneys and my reaction to why I think it’s a good move for J.B. and B-A-D news for Yeater.

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PHOTO 16 and Pregnant’s Jordan Ward Finder gives birth to second child

ByAsa Hawks

16 and Pregnant Season 3 star Jordan Ward inder has given birth to her second child! Arri Monroe Finder (pronounced Are-e) was born this morning (November 6, 2011) at 12:23 AM. She was 6 pounds 12 ounces and 18 inches long. Congrats to Jordan and her husband Brian! (Keep reading for a photo and Jordan’s tweets from just before and after giving birth)

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RHOA Sheree Whitfield hired castmate Phaedra Parks to sue ex-husband Bob Whitfield for child support

ByStarcasm Staff

This year Phaedra Parks got closer to Real Housewives of Atlanta castmate Sheree Whitfield when she helped Sheree legally fight her ex-husband Bob Whitfield for back child support. On the very first season of RHoA Sheree bragged about hopefully getting a “seven-figure settlement” from Bob, a former NFL offensive tackler. That never panned out, and neither did Sheree’s fashion line, so she had to downsize her house in Atlanta, and lowered her expectations.

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PHOTOS Kim Kardashian waits outside Kris Humphries’ home in Minnesota

ByAsa Hawks

TMZ broke the story earlier today that Kim Kardashian caught a flight to Minnesota to talk with her soon-to-be-ex-husband Kris Humphries “because she felt like she owed it to Kris to talk things through with him face-to-face.” But, it seems Kris didn’t get the memo because Kim was photographed this evening waiting impatiently at the back door of Kris Humphries’ Minnesota house!

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PHOTOS Snooki and JWoww at the 2011 MTV Europe Music Awards

ByAsa Hawks

It’s only been a few months since Snooki took Florence, Italy by storm while filming the fourth season of Jersey Shore, and now the diminutive diva has once again made the trek cross the pond – this time to Belfast, Northern Ireland for the 2011 MTV Europe Music Awards! Keep reading to see Snooki showing off her slimmer, trimmer figure and a brand new towering hairdo to replace her famous pouf!

UPDATE – Now with JWoww too!

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PHOTOS Selena Gomez 2011 MTV Europe Music Awards red carpet EMAs

ByAsa Hawks

Selena Gomez is hosting the 2011 MTV Europe Music Awards tonight and she came dressed to impress! The 19-year-old singer wore a long-sleeved cream super-minidress on the red carpet that showed off miles and miles of leg. (Enough to make anyone sing, “Baby, baby, baby, ohhhhh!!”) Keep reading to see the front, the side, and the very surprising back view of the look!

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PHOTO Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez still together, pose with David Hasselhoff at EMAs

ByAsa Hawks

What’s the best way to announce to the world you are still in love? Pose for a photo with David Hasselhoff! That’s exactly what Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez did in Belfast, Northern Ireland earlier today while backstage at a pre-EMA event at which The Biebs was to receive an award for his charity work. (I dunno – Justin looks a little less than in love here. Hmmmm…)

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The Hunger Games Primer: Meet Liam Hemsworth as Gale Hawthorne

ByRuby Turpin

Gale Hawthorne and Katniss Everdeen are best friends. They are separated by the brutal Hunger Games, but Gale never leaves Katniss’s mind as she negotiates the nationally televised, life-threatening challenges she is obliged to face . . . at least almost never. Liam Hemsworth knows how to play the strong silent type, but there’s more to Gale than that. Read on to see what sort of challenges await Hemsworth in this role, and what we hope he figures out how to deliver.

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PHOTOS Teen Mom 2 cast in New York City: Kailyn, Leah, Jenelle and Chelsea

ByAsa Hawks

More photos of the cast of Teen Mom 2 in New York City, including shots of Kailyn Lowry and Chelsea Houska who, like Leah and Jenelle, are sporting new hairdos! Also, photos of the girls having a blast with an impromptu slumber party back at the hotel! (Where are the MTV cameras when we need them?!?)

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PHOTOS Teen Mom Leah Messer hits The Big Apple with new look

ByDarren O

I had to do a double take for round 2 of, “The Stars of Teen Mom 2 Invade New York City” picture posts. Leah Messer had hinted at a new look with a couple of recently tweeted photos with her new man Jeremy Calvert but I didn’t appreciate just how new! Check out Leah dressed for the cold weather hanging out street side in the NYC.

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MUG SHOT Mariah Yeater of Justin Bieber paternity claim infamy

ByDarren O

Bieber baby night continues… A mug shot has surfaced of Mariah Yeater, the young woman at the center of the Biebs’ paternity controversy. No, the Bieber Army didn’t get vigilante justice as this gem stems from a 2010 incident involving Mariah’s ex-boyfriend. Why was she arrested you ask? Because this dude denied that her baby was his too and she got mad. Maury Povich we need you!

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Report: Selena Gomez leaves Justin Bieber following baby scandal

ByDarren O

Is Jelena on the rocks? An inside source close to Selena Gomez has stated that she has broken up with her pop star boyfriend Justin Bieber in the wake of the baby scandal involving Mariah Yeater. Read on for what this “insider” had to say and the latest reports that seem to further discredit Yeater’s paternity claims.

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Mob Wives star Drita D’Avanzo puts Facebook haters on blast

ByAsa Hawks

For Mob Wives badass Drita D’Avanzo, dealing with hateful, rude comments is probably unfamiliar ground. But, in the anonymous virtual world of Facebook, it’s an everyday everyminute occurrence. Drita’s smart enough to realize the futility of allowing those comments to rile her up, but she’s also sassy enough to call into question the masculinity of any man who would do it to her! Keep reading for her wonderfully Dritatastic wall post that says what just about every celebrity with a fan page is thinking!

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The Hunger Games Primer: Meet Jennifer Lawrence as Katniss Everdeen

ByRuby Turpin

Katniss Everdeen is a complicated character. Tough on the outside and emotionally numb, she manages to get through her day on by not letting anything get to her–positive or negative. But, being chosen for the Hunger Games takes Katniss to a whole new level of horror, brutality, pain, and objectification. Who is Katniss Everdeen, and does Jennifer Lawrence have the chops bring Suzanne Collins’ dystopian Artemis to life?

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PHOTOS New Boy Scout ad campaign depicts boys with beards

ByDarren O

Hipsters and lazy bloggers beware, the realm of full grown Amish style beards are no longer your sole property! In a print ad campaign masterminded by creative group Ogilvy & Mather we are shown four sparkling young boys looking off valiantly into the frontier with graphically imposed beards on their countenances. It’s as if these images are saying, “Yonder I see truth and adventure so why do I look like a prepubescent Zach Galifianakis!?!” Check ’em out here and “Be One With the Wild!”