I feel inadequate, unoriginal, and old when I look back now at my glory days of doing keg stands in the back yard. For each generation it seems that teenagers manage to go next-level in creative means to consume alcohol. According to the following report today’s teens are just bypassing the stomach and going straight for the gusto.
Forgive me in advance youthful readers of the ‘Casm if pointing these activities out would be like someone from before my generation saying, ‘Did you know kids are cooking up marry-gee-wanny and eating it in brownies!?!”
KPHO’s News 5 breaks it down for you in the following clip as we get a lesson in the practice of butt chugging and the use of vodka soaked tampons.
In case you were unable to catch the clip here’s a break down of the two practices.
Vodka Tampons – This is pretty self explanatory. A tampon is soaked in vodka and either inserted in the vagina or the anus by which alcohol is taken into the blood stream directly.
Butt Chugging – The process of “butt chugging” involves the use of a standard issue beer bong used in a seriously non-standard way. Instead of turning the funnel up and chugging alcohol down your throat the end of the tube is inserted in one’s anus and the beer is poured directly inside the anal cavity. This allows for the alcohol to be, as it is with vodka tampons, absorbed directly in the bloodstream.
Furthermore… Wait a minute. What the f’ is wrong with kids these days!!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!
Here is an example of some brosephs getting their butt chug on via a clip posted to YouTube. There is some adult language and the images are sort of graphic and otherwise nauseating so heads up on the butts up insanity coming your way:
Other than your typical bad teen decision making, why on Earth are our youth doing this. According to School Resource Officer Chris Thomas there are actually a few explanations.
-> By consuming your alcohol via your other orifices the smell of alcohol is not found on your breath helping to ease detection by parents and other persons of authority.
-> The aforementioned ability to bypass that whole time consuming stomach organ thus resulting in a more fastidious buzz
-> Some of these chuggers and VTers believe it could help them avoid getting busted by a Breathalyzer which is actually false.
So those are the reasons it’s being done but let us count the ways it should not be happening. Ever. As Dr. Dan Quan pointed out in the above news report.
-> It can cause mucosal irritation, meaning the vaginal wall can be irritated.
-> There’s also no gag reflex, and if it isn’t going down the hatch you won’t have that tell tale sign you’ve had too much to drink, which means you won’t throw up if you’ve got alcohol poisoning, and you’ll pass out before you know there’s a problem.
-> If the person does pass out or lose consciousness, health care professionals won’t necessarily know that they have to look in those areas and that may delay treatment.
I just caught a clip from The Doctors that’s 3-years-old about this but hey it was news to this old fogey. Yuck!
