Arnold Schwarzenegger’s first words after heart surgery were epic
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Arnold Schwarzenegger’s first words after heart surgery were epic

ByAmelia Cunningham

70-year-old Arnold Schwarzenegger underwent heart valve surgery at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center on Thursday and is reportedly recovering and in good spirits. His spokesman Daniel Ketchell says his first words upon waking up from surgery were a play on his iconic catchphrase from the 1984 film The Terminator. “I’m back,” the former governor and action star…

The new Celebrity Apprentice host is…Arnold Schwarzenegger!
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The new Celebrity Apprentice host is…Arnold Schwarzenegger!

ByEmily

Get ready to replace “you’re fired” with “Hasta la vista, baby.” Arnold Schwarzenegger is officially the new host of Celebrity Apprentice! “I have always been a huge fan of The Celebrity Apprentice and the way it showcases the challenges and triumphs of business and teamwork,” the former California governator said in a statement. “I am…

Miley Cyrus’ brother is dating her boyfriend’s sister, Christina Schwarzenegger
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Miley Cyrus’ brother is dating her boyfriend’s sister, Christina Schwarzenegger

ByEmily

The chances that a Cyrus will marry into the Kennedy family just went up: Miley Cyrus’ brother Braison Cyrus is dating Christina Schwarzenegger. Like Miley’s boyfriend, Patrick Schwarzenegger, Christina is the grandchild of Eunice Kennedy Shriver — sister to John F. Kennedy, Robert F. Kennedy and Ted Kennedy. Miley and Patrick have been going strong…

Arnold Schwarzenegger wants to change the constitution, run for president
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Arnold Schwarzenegger wants to change the constitution, run for president

ByEmily

The former governor of California is reportedly lobbying for a constitutional amendment that would allow him to run for president. Arnold Schwarzenegger would need to change the second article of the American Constitution, which says foreign born citizens are ineligible for the presidency.

Muscular Kangaroo
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VIDEO Buff kangaroo goes beast mode outside mental hospital

ByDarren O

Brian (dude’s name) was down under with his good gal Jan (camera operator) behind a mental hospital feeding wild kangaroos when marsupial Schwarzenegger showed up wanting a little grub. Brian, who obviously knows when he’s no longer the alpha-male, fed the boomer (Australian slang for a huge male kangaroo) like a good little boy. See the great viral video, a cap of Brian’s glorious side-eye and a side-by side flex off for the ages… Buff Kangaroo vs. Buff Aaron Carter!

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VIDEO Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Total Recall DVD commentary is awesomely bad

ByDarren O

Commentaries from actors and directors often accompany the DVD release of major Hollywood films. These can frequently provide insights into the processes and work that goes behind creating cinema. And then there is Arnold Schwarzenegger’s commentary for his classic action film Total Recall. Symbolism and extrapolation be damned as the Governator just literally tells you what you’re watching on the screen. It’s kind of like Mystery Science Theater 3000 minus any snark or irony. See this great compilation video of some of the “best of” from Arnold’s literal translations.

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Jane Seymour says Arnold has at least two more love children

ByStarcasm Staff

We haven’t been covering the Arnold Schwazenegger scandal as closely as we’d like to, but it’s definitely turning into a Tiger Woods-type deal. Except this time there is a child involved. Multiple children, according to Jane Seymour. The jewelry designer and former Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman dished out a little gossip to CNN. First of…

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The Governator fathered a child with household staff

ByStarcasm Staff

The former Governor of California Arnold Schwarzenegger fathered a child with an unidentified household staff member ten years ago. It was this revelation when revealed to long time wife Maria Shriver that finally sent her packing. Not only did The Terminator drop this on Maria but he took a big ol’ dump on Californians too as the timing of this information just so happened to come after his time in political office had run its course. Read on for the confession and sad details and then let us know if The Governator is just a man who made a bad mistake or if you think he’s a total d-bag.

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Maria Shriver’s “How Do I Transition?” video foreshadows split

ByDarren O

The split of Maria Shriver from husband Arnold Schwarzenegger is dominating the entertainment headlines right now. Many folks are now saying after-the-fact that they aren’t surprised but in light of multiple groping allegations against the Gubernator and 25 years of Maria sticking it out I think that’s a little overstated. The following video posted by a downtrodden Maria from back in March does seem to foreshadow her current split. See her plea for assistance along with the full transcript.

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Celebs react as California’s Proposition 8 is overturned

ByStarcasm Staff

San Francisco – Chief U.S. District Judge Vaughn Walker overturned the voter-approved same-sex marriage ban known as Proposition 8 Wednesday, declaring that limiting marriage to a man and a woman serves no legitimate purpose and is an “artifact” rooted in “unfounded stereotypes and prejudices.”

Celebs came out in force via their Twitter accounts to show support. See some samples of these tweets including Lady GaGa, Katy Perry and Kim Kardashian. Also read statements of approval from Ellen DeGeneres as well as conservative Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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PHOTOS and VIDEO Maria Shriver talking on cell phone while driving AGAIN

ByAsa Hawks

Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger supported a law that was passed last year in California making it illegal to talk on a cell phone while driving. It seems his wife didn’t get the memo because Maria Shriver has already been photographed three times breakin’ da law, the latest of which occurred just minutes after Arnold tweeted to…