Hold on to your appendix! Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans has announced she will start classes in January in pursuit of becoming a surgical assistant! Can you imagine the last thing going through your mind as you succumb to the anesthesia while being wheeled into surgery being, “Wait a minute. Is that Jenelle?”
Ever wondered what it would be like if your first kiss didn’t happen when you were 6, but when you were 30 instead? Thanks to the good folks over at the TLC reality show factory we don’t have to wonder what that would have looked like any more! The network aired the first commercial for its upcoming special “The Virgin Diaries” this weekend featuring adult men and women who have been saving themselves for that special someone, including one couple who are refraining from kissing until their wedding day. (Proceed at your own peril and remember, that which is seen cannot be unseen.)
This is just a clip from all of us here at starcasm as a thank you to our readers following the Thanksgiving holidays. There are some things that don’t tire for me personally and one of them is the ever popular, “soldier surprise” videos. I found this fantastic clip of a father surprising his daughter via WelcomeHomeBlog and it’s sure to bring out a Kleenex or two. We hope you had a great turkey day. Enjoy!
Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree how lovely are your guidos…
The Home Shopping Network rolled out the Seaside Heights red carpet for author and Jersey Shore reality star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and it was a tremendous success. The vertically challenged sensei of GTL sold items like they were going out of the style they were never in. As a special holiday treat Snooki and HSN teamed up with Kurt S. Adler to reveal a limited Jersey Shore ornament collection. Check out Snooki, Pauly D and The Situation as limb danglers here!
Another birthday and another Mary Jane incident for Disney starlet Miley Cyrus.
On Wednesday Miley celebrated her 19th birthday and someone on hand caught a bit of the celebration on video and Miley made what some are perceiving as a self incriminating stoner statement. Check out the video that arrived at 4:20 via the Pineapple Express that was driven by Cheech and Chong and then read her buddy Kelly Osbourne’s defense of her friend.
Joseph Pressil is suing his girlfriend Anetria Burnett because she allegedly took the sperm from their used condoms to a fertility clinic to get in-vitro fertilization. Pressil also alleges that she was trying to get pregnant so she could have possession of his Texas home (Pressil now lives in Long Island), and child support payments.
Sunday night’s season finale of Sister Wives showed the emotional home birth of Robyn and Kody Brown’s first child together Solomon, the 17th in the polygamous Brown family. (Click here for first photos of baby Solomon)
After the whole family crowded in to meet Solomon (even Hunter, who was reluctant about the situation) Robyn asked to speak to first wife Meri alone. Through streaming tears Robyn asked Meri if she wanted her to be her surrogate, and carry Meri and Kody’s baby.
Twitter’s terribly trashy teen titillater Courtney Stodden took time out from her gratuitous tweeting to attend church services in Los Angeles this morning. As you might have expected, the newly-turned 17 year old wasn’t afraid to bring the sexy and was sporting a revealing black minidress with a peek-a-boo lace back and walking on a pair of intimidatingly steep metallic gold stiletto heels.
For those of you not boycotting the Kardashian family after Kim Kardashian’s offensively short matrimony to Kris Humphries, here are some photos to help you celebrate the Season 2 premiere of Kourtney and Kim Take New York later tonight!
Cynthia Bailey’s much-maligned husband Peter Thomas was at the center of the drama in last week’s episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta after Phaedra Parks’ husband Apollo Nida confronted him about remarks Peter made about Phaedra Parks in an interview, including stating that she is “an idiot.”
It seems that the struggling restaurateur liked the spotlight because Peter Peter Attention Seeker was back at it again this week, dissing on just about every one of his cast mates in yet another sure-to-be incendiary interview with Uptown Magazine! In the interview Peter throws grammar out the window and pretty much everyone under the bus as he unleashes a barrage of no-holds-barred insights into what he thinks about his fellow Bravolebrities and some of the things that have happened on the show.
Just like most everyone in the USA, Paris Hilton is using the days after Thanksgiving for our country’s favorite past time… shopping! Paris was photographed at Barneys New York in Beverly Hills, arriving in her brand new, cherry red 2012 California Spyder Ferrari worth about $280,000! While at the store Paris picked up a copy of Lady Gaga x Terry Richardson. Keep reading to see photos of the car and find out the reasoning behind Paris purchasing it for herself as an early Christmas present.
Demi Lovato’s concert in Kansas City Tuesday night got off to a bit of a rough start as the singer’s studded jacket got tangled up in her hair during her opening performance of “All Night Long,” ripping out a huge chunk of Demi’s red locks! Keep reading to watch three different videos of the incident in which Demi is the consummate professional and continues on seemingly unfazed by the hair loss.
The Real Housewives of Orange County‘s Vicki Gunvalson has a little something extra to be thankful for this holiday season – a new son-in-law! Vicki’s daughter Briana Wolfsmith eloped in Las Vegas with fiance Ryan Culberson either Wednesday or Thursday!
Tis the season to be jolly insanely aggressive!
Such was the case at a Los Angeles area Wal-Mart where an unidentified woman used pepper spray on 20 other customers just after the plastic wrapping was removed from a video game display containing items on sale. Keep reading for all the “No-el she didn’t!” details!
Tori Spelling shared on her ediTORIal website three creative ways to make a turkey. The first was the regular way, the second was a kid-friendly version involving arranging vegetables and hot dogs into a turkey, and for the third idea she dressed baby Hattie like a turkey.
Kim Kardashian, still in a whirlwind of a major PR (and possibly legal) fight with ex-husband Kris Humphries, fed the hungry yesterday at Los Angeles Mission. She served up traditional Thanksgiving fixin’s with Jennifer Love Hewitt and Zoe Saldana, and posed for a ton of photos!
It was Kim’s first time at the mission, but a rep told US Weekly that Kim was “was very cordial and friendly,” and “worked hard in both the food preparation area and in serving the food to the guests.”
When 23-year-old Hillary Adams uploaded a video to YouTube that showed her father beating her with a belt she unleashed a firestorm of anger against the Texas judge. This has resulted in Adams’ suspension from the bench with pay while he is under investigation. Read on for the latest in the saga of Judge William Adams including his battle with his ex-wife for their joint-custody agreement over their other 10-year-old daughter.
Here’s a valuable piece of dating advice for all the young men out there: NEVER, EVER come between your girl and Twilight! That’s something the boyfriend of 18-year-old Olivia Ornelas of Aurora, Illinois wished he had known Friday night when he chose to not take her to the premiere of Breaking Dawn Part 1. Olivia later arrested after getting drunk and driving her car, which was missing a front tire by the way, into a ditch.
Country music group Sugarland are being sued for negligence by 44 victims of the horrifying stage collapse that happened just before their scheduled show at the Indiana State Fair this year. Read on for the details of the lawsuit and find out specifically why the duo of Jennifer Nettles and Kristian Bush have been listed as defendants.
On The Real Housewives of Atlanta this season the tide has turned against the show’s first superstar, NeNe Leakes. Most of the cast members (Cynthia Bailey ***yawn*** excluded) claim that fame has gone to NeNe’s head, which is quite a bold claim given how far fame would have to travel to reach her rather lofty noggin. But, according to the latest issue of Life and Style, it appears that the gals are not alone in their assessment as NeNe herself pretty much admits that fame has gone to her head – just not in a “feel guilty about it” kind of way.
This Sunday marks the season finale for TLC’s fascinating polygamy themed reality show Sister Wives. In a preview video the always candid first wife Meri Brown reveals some pretty heart felt emotions in regards to Kody’s latest wife and her relationships with Christine and Janelle.
Will the 3rd time be a charm for Britney?
According to a report from Radar Britney Spears’ man Jason Trawick is on the hunt for an engagement ring. A source stated that Brit-Brit’s long time boyfriend has been partaking in some serious bling shopping and plans on dropping some bank very soon.
Read on for the latest in the world of Brit-Brit.
America’s favorite droppy-eyed prohibition agent seductress Paz de la Huerta was in attendance at the November 17 launch party for the Y&J Multiplicity jewelry line by Robert Verdi when she was asked by a partygoer to share a teaser about the season finale of HBO’s Boardwalk Empire. Just as her BE character Lucy Danziger goes a little far with the teasing, so did Paz as she dropped a plot bombshell, telling the partygoer that…
You don’t know me but you don’t like me
You say you care less how I feel
How many of you that sit and judge me
Have ever walked the streets of Bakersfield West Hollywood?
Doyle Hargraves insists you keep reading.
In the new issue of Life & Style a source reveals that Kris Humphries has met with a legal team and is planning on suing Kim Kardashian in an attempt to prevent unflattering footage of him being aired on the upcoming season of Kourtney & Kim Take New York. The footage includes a rather inflammatory scene in which Kris bullies Kim’s friend Jonathan Cheban and calls him “gay” in a derogatory manner. Meanwhile, Kris’ family makes the cover of DUH! magazine by revealing the show is mostly scripted, including the controversial scenes in question. (So why did Kris agree to do them?!? Didn’t he realize that scripted scenes performed in front of television cameras might be aired one day?) Anyways, keep reading for all the details, even though it’s all probably just another example of masterful media trickery by the Kardashian family publicity machine.
Ricki Lake got eliminated in third place tonight on the finale of Dancing With the Stars, leaving Rob Kardashian (who’s looking like the golden, drama-free Kardashian these days,) and J.R. Martinez (a veteran who used his hardships from being a burn victim during the Iraq war to become a motivational speaker and actor.)
Who’s gonna take home the mirrorball?
Teen Mom 2 Season 2 premieres on MTV on December 6 but Season 3 is already being broadcast on the internet right now! Jenelle Evans seemed to have finally settled down (both literally and figuratively) with her new roommate Amber when the two of them signed a lease on a wonderful rental home in early October, but things have since taken a turn for the worse as the two have apparently had a major falling out. Keep reading to catch up on Amber and Jenelle taking turns telling their sides of the story online, including Amber’s claim that Kieffer Delp lived with them while wanted by the local police!
“Secrets” videos are confessional videos uploaded to YouTube. The stories told via hand-printed note cards while meaningful background music plays. The effect is refreshing and gripping storytelling that really helps a lot of other people feel less alone in the struggles they face, and probably has a healing effect on the videos’ creators as well.
This video is especially moving
I think that ABC’s extremely popular Bachelor / Bachelorette franchises might need to change their theme song to the following:
The latest couple who shared that final rose only to watch the pedals slowly wilt, die and flutter away into the winds of brokenheartedness are Bachelorette Season 6’s Ali Fedotowsky and Roberto Martinez. Read on for the official statement and then get some insider information and a summary as to why it just wasn’t in the cards for Ali and Roberto.
I usually roll with my natural instincts and the inner me thought Bridesmaids star Kristen Wiig was one sexy mofo. Following her recent nod as GQ’s “Bro of the Year” my feelings have been verified by none other than John Hamm. You can’t do better than Don Draper confirming ones thoughts about the sexiness of a lady. See the sweat inducing lingerie pic of Wiig, read a snippet of Hamm’s write-up and see the hilarious “Lady Business” clip from from SNL featuring Kristen.
Teen Mom fans are well aware that Teen Mom 2 star Leah Messer has moved on since her split from husband Corey Simms in April, having found true love in the arms of pipefitter Jeremy Calvert. Now, after a couple much-publicized romances, it appears that Corey Simms may have him a new gal as well: 21-year-old Elizabeth Norman, a mighty attractive brunette from right down the road in West Hamlin, West Virginia.
Sing it errybody… “Andy Cohen’s got the 411 – King, King of Midnight Fun!”
The greatest talk show in all of late night is going full time y’all! Bravo made the official announcement today that Andy Cohen’s kitschy hip Watch What Happens: Live will be expanding to five nights a week starting January 8! Keep reading for all the details including the full official press release from Bravo.
It appears The Real Housewives of Orange County‘s Slade Smiley is taking Tamra Barney’s accusations from last season’s Reunion Special that he is a “deadbeat dad” to heart. Although he is still unemployed from his real estate job after the market crash a few years ago, he and girlfriend Gretchen Rossi are putting their fame to work for his son, who was diagnosed with a brain tumor in 2006, by sponsoring a fundraiser for him Tuesday night at the Victor Paul Salon in Costa Mesa, California.
I’m a man who believes in the ideology of democracy and in that vein our readers have spoken loud and clear about Bieber Babygate. Whether you’re inclined to believe he’s the father of Mariah Yeater’s son or not there’s been one persistent vibe, one echoed sentiment that has come across loud and clear….
Just take the freakin’ DNA test and settle it one way or another.
Justin Bieber has done just that. Read on for the deets and why this may be a sitch that requires Jack Bauer.
I suppose it was inevitable that a retailer would use the most infamous song about Friday ever recorded to promote their biggest Friday of the year. That’s right, Rebecca Black’s “Friday, Friday, Friday” is now “Black Friday, Black Friday, Black Friday” thanks to a new commercial for department store giant Kohl’s. (Relax, it’s Christmas y’all!)
We all know Teen Mom Kailyn Lowry’s son Isaac is a dapper little diaper dandy so it only seems natural that he would one day get his own clothing line. I just didn’t think that day would come so soon! That’s right, Isaac is now a fashion toddler mogul as momma Kail has announced the launch of the Isaac Elliot Collection via Little Miss Cupcake. See a couple of sharp-dressed-Isaac pics and find out how you can order your very own I.E.C. threads.
Commentaries from actors and directors often accompany the DVD release of major Hollywood films. These can frequently provide insights into the processes and work that goes behind creating cinema. And then there is Arnold Schwarzenegger’s commentary for his classic action film Total Recall. Symbolism and extrapolation be damned as the Governator just literally tells you what you’re watching on the screen. It’s kind of like Mystery Science Theater 3000 minus any snark or irony. See this great compilation video of some of the “best of” from Arnold’s literal translations.
Last night Taylor Swift dominated the AMA Awards taking home the big cheese of Artist of the Year among many other trophies but that pales to getting to hang with none other that Bruce Springsteen backstage! Yes, Taylor lived out my fantasy as the Boss serenaded her with “Dancing in the Dark” and then signed the guitar he played and gave it to her. And in even bigger Boss news Springsteen reveals that he and the mighty E Street Band will be touring while backing up a new album.
Do you have a Teen Mom fan on your Christmas shopping list and you have no idea what to get him or her? No need to worry because just in time for Black Friday artist Adam Ellis has released a set of custom Teen Mom trading cards! Keep reading to see all seven, including original Teen Mom cast members Maci, Farrah, Amber, Catelynn, Tyler, Gary, and Ryan! (WARNING – a few of them are a bit harsh)
Peter Thomas, who wed Real Housewives of Atlanta star Cynthia Bailey on camera last year, also watched his restaurant venture The Uptown Supper Club go under. Now, things are looking up with a new culinary adventure that opened this June (2011): a tapas bar and restaurant called BarOne.
In perhaps the greatest “Badonkadon’t try this at home” story ever, Miami Gardens Police arrested Oneal Morris Friday after he reportedly injected a combination of cement, Fix-a-Flat, and mineral oil into a patient’s rear before sealing up the incisions with Super Glue. Police were made aware of the situation when the patient in question had to be hospitalized for a “serious medical condition as a result of the injections.” See the amazing booking photos of the transgendered Oneal Morris, who has obviously been injecting himself with the same concoction!
While sister and co-author Kim continues her post-divorce hideout from the media, Kourtney Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian continue their book signing tour to promote their new novel Dollhouse. The latest stop was at a Barnes and Noble at The Grove in Los Angeles Friday where things got a little hectic when the start time came around and there was no Kourtney! Keep reading – the fate of the world lies in the balance!
I suppose in the world of tabloid headlines photos of Americana princess Gillian Welch with her musical accompaniment savant and life partner David Rawlings sharing some public displays of affection may seem a few miles shy of newsworthy, but in the world of Asa Hawks (and other Gillian Welch devotees) this is downright earth-shatteringly salacious stuff! Keep reading to see what may very well be the only photo of Gillian Welch and David Rawlings gettin’ their smooch on in existence!
Celebridom’s greatest aunt/niece combo got together for a good cause Wednesday night as Paris Hilton united with her Aunt Kyle Richards for Sir Richard Branson’s 5th annual Rock the Kasbah fundraising gala in Hollywood. Keep reading for photos from the event as well as a childhood photo of lil Paris on Auntie Kyle’s knee!
Travis Nelson was just 19-years-old when he died serving his country in Afghanistan. The Marine was killed in action during his first tour, in fact he only had been deployed five weeks and now his fiancee Madeline Cates is joining the Marines to, as she says, “Finish it.” See a local news report about Madeline’s choice, read a letter that Travis wrote in case of his death during service and get her mother’s feelings about her difficult decision.
Ladies and manscapers around the globe have pined for the answer as to how Jersey Shore’s Snooki maintains her quasi-orange sheen about her lovely countenance. We know about the T in GTL but apparently it’s a product made for pussycat poop that really does the trick. See the always funny, “guido or guidette on Conan” clip and then catch the amazing images of Conan and Andy after they use Snooki’s app “Snookify Me.”
A detailed finding by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is reporting that the birth rates for young women are historically low. Being a site that reports frequently on Teen Mom and 16 & Pregnant and holds firmly to the belief that these shows in no way glorify teen pregnancy these findings make me want to say….. Nanny-nanny-poo-poo! In fairness the correlation between the current recession and this decline is the primary factor cited. There is also one other theory that could be causing this trend; a severe dislike for the Green Bay Packers! Read on for the deets.
Way to go you mean, rotten Chris Brown haters. Your campaign against the pop singer’s Twitter account almost won out as Brown has thrown his twit-hands up in the air and said, “I give up.” Read Breezy’s final tweets that explain why he sent his Twitter history to the graveyard of celebrity social media.
Actress Natalie Wood died from drowning 30 years ago when she was 43 years old on November 29, 1981. She had been drinking with husband Robert Wagner and their friend Christopher Walken on a yacht (who she may or may not have been having an affair with), and at some point fell overboard. The official story was that it was an accident, but there was speculation that she might have thrown herself in the water because she was distraught over a fight with Wagner. Now there is a third possibility: she may have been murdered.
Natalie’s sister Lana Wood and Dennis Davern, Natalie’s yacht captain on that fateful night were pushing for the police to reopen the case last year. November 17, 2011 the L.A.P.D. said homicide investigators will be looking at “additional information” about the drowning.
A press conference will be held today concerning this mysterious case
As Kim Kardashian holes up trying to emotionally recover from her traumatic divorce figure out how to quell the public rebellion against her, future ex husband Kris Humphries is using his NBA lock out free time cashing in on his fame while he still can. The 6′ 9″ baller was officially announced as the new spokesman for Sector watches at a ceremony in New York this evening. Keep reading for all the ***yawn*** details as well as a great joke sure to turn up on Leno later tonight.
American export Lady Gaga stole the show at Thursday night’s Children In Need Rocks Manchester 2011 concert, performing rousing renditions of the title track to her latest album Born This Way as well as her brand new single “Marry The Night.” It was during the latter that Gaga donned an extremely tight corset-esque outfit with fishnet stockings that did some rather unflattering things to her hips! Keep reading for some photos as well as video clips of both of her performances.
Finally! A cause worth standing behind! Enough with the Republican tea parties, anti-Wall Street hippie rallies, hooligan street riots, and political government-overthrowing revolutions (not to mention things like starving babies and gay marriage.) We need the people to come together to continue the Occupy People Magazine movement (#occupypeople) to protest the gross and negligent naming of Bradley Cooper as the Sexiest Man Alive over the formidable true Sexiest Man 2011 Ryan Gosling (because of swagger, indie movies, breaking up street fights, giving his dog a mohawk, blockbuster movies, an adorable meme, and dying his hair trashy bleach blonde (see above) to name a few of the million reasons.)
Even George Clooney agrees.
Even being the star of the biggest movie franchise on the planet can sometimes get monotonous, or at least that’s the impression Robert Pattinson gave when he put on an amazing display of facial expressions at the premiere of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 in Barcelona, Spain earlier tonight!
***WARNING*** May cause incurable crushes among women and gay men of all ages as well as metrosexual males ages 16-27. Proceed with caution. (i.e. dude is cute)
Demi Moore has made it official. She is divorcing her husband of 6 years Ashton Kutcher. Read on for her official statement that implies he was unfaithful as well as Ashton Kutcher’s response via Twitter.
It’s only been a couple weeks since the identity of Kim Richards’ new boyfriend Ken Blumenfeld was revealed on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and it doesn’t appear he is fairing to well under the media spotlight. In addition to not winning over Kim’s sister Kyle Richards’ approval (even now, months after they met) it has been revealed that Ken was maintaining his match.com dating profile as recently as four weeks ago and he had a 2009 arrest for DUI back in 2009. Keep reading to see his mug shot photo and read what Kyle Richards has to say about Ken and Kim in her most recent blog.
Beyonce’s 2008 wedding to Jay-Z was on a media lockdown so tight that not one image has surfaced of Beyonce in her wedding dress… until now! The singer shared a brief, two-second clip of herself in the dress in her new music video for the single “I Was Here (Live at Roseland).” There are front and back views of the elaborate wedding gown that was fitted and strapless on top with an elaborate flowing train at the bottom.
Back before she was the co-anchor for Philadelphia’s FOX 29, Joyce Evans was a young reporter workin’ the beat for WCIX in Miami. In a short video clip that has become an internet sensation, Joyce can be seen in 1983 finishing up a report from in front of the Miami Police Department, which is apparently not her favorite place to be. Watch the hilarious clip and then watch the full blooper reel it came from, including more of Joyce as well as her foul-mouthed co-workers at WCIX!
As if there aren’t enough land mines in a marriage as a husband now there will forever be the, “Don’t pull a Dean McDermott.” Just to think, Donna Martin saved her virginity for this mess!?! Last night Tori’s husband tweeted a photo of his cute little 4-year-old son Liam with the caption, “Dough head JR.” What he somehow missed were his wife’s breasts fully exposed in the background. I guess the fact that this slipped right past him is another statement about marriage but I digress. See the cubicle approved version with one click access to the 9021-oh-no-he-didn’t!
From all accounts Nick Cannon has a sweet life. He’s married to Mariah Carey (well played sir), he’s the host of America’s Got Talent, and he’s the father of two beautiful twin babies. While all of this is true and Nick would be the first to back that up, he’s still a black man in America and according to his Twitter page that lone fact has caused a lifetime of racial profiling at the hands of cops. Read his tweets that include a troubling encounter with a cop at the tender age of 13.
If you’ve been watching this season of Real Housewives of Atlanta, you know that Nene Leakes is “VERY rich bitch.” She informed castmate Sheree of this when they had a fight over some money tied to a paid appearance. Sheree claimed that Nene tried to take a part of both Sheree and Kim Zolciak’s cut of the appearance fees. This led to her castmates speculating how rich she really was, and, as Kandi pointed out “When people are making new money, they can have a few hundred thousand, or even $1 million, and they think that’s rich.”
Does Nene really have the cash to back up her “rich” declaration?
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