Kanye’s 2020 presidential run is almost a mathematical impossibility

Thanks to a supremely late entry and a campaign equal parts secretive and disorganized, Kanye West is all but eliminated from the 2020 US presidential race as even a serious spoiler. It all comes down to ballot access — and where is Kanye on the ballot? As of this writing, he’s managed to be included in only three states. And, by contrast, there’s a long and growing list of states where Kanye can no longer get on the ballot at all.

LINKS Princess Eugenie’s wedding, Kamala Harris VP, Amber Portwood sued…

DLISTED“According to one source who spoke with Finding Freedom authors Omid Scobie and Carolyn Durand, Meghan allegedly announced her pregnancy to friends and family during [Princess Eugenie’s wedding] ceremony and reception on October 12th. Naturally, Eugenie was super pissed, and the source says that the whole thing kind of messed up her once-close relationship with her cousin Harry”

JEZEBELThe Vice Presidential Sweepstakes is over: After a few months of solid speculation, presumptive Democratic nominee Joe Biden announced that his choice is US Senator and noted debater Kamala Harris, who was pretty much the front-runner for the pick all along

THE BLASTAmber Portwood is being sued for $620 because she allegedly failed to keep up with the HOA fees for a house she owns in Indiana. Trick Daddy tips his cap

VOXHere’s the deal with Twitter’s new feature allowing you to choose who gets to respond to your tweets

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPAmerican Ninja Warrior producers are in the process of editing “All-Star” contestant Drew Dreschel out of new episodes of the show after Dreschel was arrested in Florida on “four counts of child sex offenses”

LAINEY GOSSIPJason Kilar, the head of WarnerMedia — which is in charge of a certain daytime talk show hosted by Ellen DeGeneres — says the company is “fully supportive” of Ellen, and “there’s really nothing to comment on” in the wake of multiple reports alleging a toxic work environment including sexual harrassment

CELEBITCHYChris Pratt was filming Jurassic Park: Dominion in England when he got the news that his wife Katherine Schwarzenegger was going into labor, but was able to make it home in time to welcome their baby girl

REALITY TEAVanderpump Rules star Brittany Cartwright, still down some major sponsorships and looking to rebound, revealed that her mother has “made an amazing recovery” from emergency surgery on her bladder

GO FUG YOURSELFIs there anyone left in quarantine who’s not pretty much exclusively wearing things that are, in the words of Alicia Keys, “shaped like a pillowcase”?

LOVE AFTER LOCKUP Tyrice and Chanda spoilers: Are they still together?

Despite being the first cast member featured in a preview clip for the new season of Love After Lockup, 49-year-old Tyrice Sanders from Chicago has yet to appear in an episode. That changes tonight when viewers will finally get to meet Tyrice, who has fallen for 28-year-old booty-licious inmate Chanda. Keep reading for spoilers as to whether or not Tyrice and Chanda defied his family’s suspicions and remain together!

Jenelle & David Eason event cancelled at Oregon pot shop, Burnt River Farms Cannabis tries to walk back support for the couple

Disgraced former Teen Mom 2 couple Jenelle and David Eason are in Oregon where they were scheduled to appear for a meet and greet at a marijuana dispensary on Friday. The Burnt River Farms Cannabis Company seemed well aware of the controversies surrounding the couple as they boldly proclaimed “haters gonna hate” and welcomed “Janelle Evens” and David with “open arms.” Those arms were quickly closed, and the weed meet and greet went up in smoke, after the haters did in fact hate.

LOVE AFTER LOCKUP Shawn & ex Kelly have LOTS of financial issues including bankruptcy, evictions, wage garnishments, GoFundMes, etc.

Love After Lockup star Shawn Osborne says he has spent thousands of dollars on his prison boo Destinie, despite the fact that he has never actually met her in person. Shawn also says that he is willing to shell out $5,000 cash to pay for Destinie’s $50,000 release bond. What’s unclear is where Shawn is getting all this money given the fact that he has been plagued with financial issues over the years, including numerous evictions, garnished wages, and a bankruptcy filing. Plus, Shawn’s ex (and mother of his six children) has created no less than six GoFundMe campaigns over the past few years, including one from last month asking for money so that she and her children could avoid being kicked out of their house.