Category: Melania Trump

Melania has one foot out the door

Melania Trump is on record saying she hates decorating for Christmas and thinks it’s a huge pain in the ass. Sources close to Melania are also saying, very much off-the-record, that she considers her marriage to Donald Trump “over.” The odds are very much against it — but will the Melania Trump Christmas 2020 theme have anything to do with the seemingly inexorable split?

Thanks to Stormy Daniels, we know which video game character Donald Trump’s dick looks like

If you don’t want to know anything about Donald Trump’s mushroom dick — including which video game character Trump’s former mistress Stormy Daniels unflatteringly compares it to — then please, by all means, turn away. But if your morbid curiosity’s gotten the best of you, we’re here to reveal some of the details from Full Disclosure, Daniels’ tell-all memoir about her affair with Trump. Needless to say, it isn’t pretty.

Melania and Donald certainly seem like two people headed for a divorce

Melania and Donald Trump have never seemed more distant from one another or less concerned about how that distance comes across via the cameras recording their every move. Now, thanks to the ongoing Stormy Daniels fallout and Melania's near-constant swatting of Donald's hands, the two have spawned an entire subgenre of journalism dedicated to chronicling what seems like their inevitable divorce.