CELEBITCHY – It seems there are new Matt Gaetz allegations, because one count each of sex trafficking and having sex with a minor weren’t enough. The Florida Republican congressman is apparently under investigation for *multiple* counts of each, and somehow his father got involved in a separate but potentially related bribery scheme? To quote Kaiser: “Florida politics, man”
THE BLAST – If you’re one of the lucky 666 customers to have purchased a pair of Lil Nas X’s satan sneakers — the ones with human blood in them! — you’ll have to wait awhile before your order gets fulfilled. A judge has halted shipment of the shoes so Nike’s lawsuit against their (the shoes’) manufacturer can go forward
JEZEBEL – Let those among us who have not sucked a lover’s finger in public in the era of surreptitious cell phone videos cast the first stone
VOX – Here’s how apps and websites and all manner of third parties trick you into giving your information away
THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP – Patricia Altschul of Southern Charm offered fans an update on the health of her butler, Michael Kelcourse, who suffered a horrible spinal cord stroke earlier this year but is apparently “progressing rapidly” in his recovery
GO FUG YOURSELF – Another day, another stellar GFY throwback photo gallery: “We’ve Got Sheers, Sideboob, a Serious Sleeve, and Strange Slits: It’s More from the SAGs Vault”
LAINEY GOSSIP – Pretty much every review of Godzilla vs. King Kong that I’ve seen says the movie is delightful trashy escapism, so it’s nice to hear that at least one thing in the world is working correctly
REALITY TEA – The insult parade between RHONJ stars Jennifer Aydin and Margaret Josephs shows no signs of slowing
DLISTED – Young Joc’s beard looks about as convincing as Carlos Boozer’s Bulls-era hairline
THE HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP – Tyler Baltierra says his sister Amber is drinking herself to death while isolated from the rest of the family
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John Sharp is Starcasm’s chief editorial correspondent-at-large. Tips: E-mail or Twitter.
