REALITY TEA – Cynthia Bailey wasn’t the only Real Housewife to tie the knot this past weekend — there was also the well-timed Kelly Dodd wedding to Rick Leventhal, just days after Kelly ignited a firestorm with her “Drunk Wives Matter” hat. It doesn’t look like the nuptials were filmed for RHOC; it also looks like Kelly made good on her promise to have a small, intimate affair
DLISTED – Bill Burr hosted Saturday Night Live for the first time this weekend, and appears to have “divided the internet” with a monologue designed to mock people who then got upset they had been mocked
THE BLAST – Kristin Cavallari, just a few months after her very public and very messy split with former Chicago Bear Jay Cutler, was spotted in Chicago making out with the Jay Cutler of comedians
THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP – Flip Or Flop‘s Tarek El Moussa and his fiancé Heather Rae would like you to know that Tarek’s ex-wife is not invited to their destination wedding next summer
CELEBITCHY – Speaking of unsurprising news likely to get petty in a hurry, it’s emerged that Donald Trump wanted to leave Walter Reed in a suit that he would then rip off to reveal a Superman T-shirt. Somehow, Trump’s aides talked him out of it
JEZEBEL – Which is a nice segue into this: “My Brief Hero’s Journey Into the ‘Art of Manliness,’ Which Unfortunately Did Not Teach Me to Chop Wood”
VOX – America continues to make the exact same mistakes where COVID-19 is concerned, and now that the weather is changing and people are spending more time indoors and businesses and schools are opening back up, cases are back on the rise and hospitalizations and deaths are expected to soon follow
LAINEY GOSSIP – “In completely unsurprising news, Pixar’s next film, Soul, will skip theaters and premiere on Disney+. It is shifting back one month from its previously COVID-adjusted release date of November 20 to December 25, when it will be available on the streaming service at no additional cost”
GO FUG YOURSELF – Behold, a photo gallery dedicated to the time three years ago that Ruth Wilson wore crisp white underpants for all the world to see beneath a see-through ankle-length skirt with assorted designs stiched on it
(Photo credit: Kelly Dodd wedding via Instagram)
John Sharp is Starcasm’s chief editorial correspondent-at-large. Tips: E-mail john@starcasm.net or Twitter @john_starcasm.
