Category: Daily Starbuzz

LINKS Ashley Jones on ‘irreplaceable’ Chelsea Houska, Spice World 2, Lala Kent pre-sobriety antics…

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPTeen Mom: Young and Pregnant star Ashley Jones has been promoted to the big leagues to replace Chelsea Houska on Teen Mom 2. Actually, Ashley is quick to insist that Chelsea is “irreplaceable” as she shares her thoughts on hopping MTV shows.

DLISTED Hollywood churns out lots of bad movies every year, so they might as well make a bad movie people want to see, right? That philosophy may soon be put into practice as there are reports of a Spice World sequel in the works to celebrate the original Spice Girls’ feature length film’s 25th anniversary! Supposedly, three of the four Spice Girls are already down for the project — and the fourth hasn’t said no.

REALITY TEALala Kent shares some of her pre-sobriety relationship drama with fiance Randall Emmett in her new book Give Them Lala, and it sounds like Bravo missed out on an actually entertaining Pump Rules spin-off! “At least once a week, mad dram would go down between us,” Lala says. “I’m taking relationship-ending, call-the-cops kind of drama.” Click the link to find out all about Lala’s suitcase baths and the incredibly unsanitary place she shoved Randall’s toothbrush.

CELEBITCHYAspiring California Governor Caitlyn Jenner sat down with Sean Hannity and demonstrated that she understands the struggles of California residents completely. She mentions that there was a guy who has an airplane hangar across from her airplane hangar who was packing up his stuff. “I’m moving to Sedona, Arizona, I can’t take it anymore,” he told Caitlyn. “I can’t walk down the streets and see the homeless.” How can you resist reading a recap of the rest of the interview?

THE BLEMISHPokémon, shmokémon! Post Malone is bucking the popular card game trend as he is spotted dropping mad coin on Magic: The Gathering cards at the Atlas MTG booth at legendary California nerd swap meet Frank & Son. The Blemish even has the scoop on what kind of deck he reportedly plays with! (Unfortunately they don’t have any actual images of Post Malone playing with his deck. Of course, who wants unsolicited deck pics, amirite?)

VOXAre you frustrated over how little Donald Trump gets talked about online since he was ousted from Facebook, Twitter and the White House? Don’t worry, Vox is talking about Donald — about how little people are talking about him online.

LAINEY GOSSIPHow many products that make you smell like Drake does the world want? A LOT! After his candle collab line (including one that was Drake-scented) sold out late last year, Drake is moving on to his own line of fragrances! It’s Champagne Papi juice y’all!

TAMARA TATTLES – Why should I pick just one Bravo recap when Tamara Tattles covers SOOO MANY?! Here are links for recent recaps for RHONJ, the RHOD Reunion, RHONY, Below Deck: Sailing Yacht and Married To Medicine!

THE GRACE REPORTVIDEO Grace takes a HUGE risk by suggesting that Teen Mom OG, which continues to flounder in the ratings, might benefit from bringing back actual OG Farrah Abraham.

REALITEASQUADVIDEO Sarah shares her frustrations over TLC continuing to subject millions of viewers to the tortuous relationship dynamics of Mike and Natalie. She also addresses Natalie’s recent online slip in which she seemed to reveal that viewers will be seeing even more of her on 90 Day Fiance: The Single Life.

LINKS Kourtney Kardashian’s birthday flowers, Kristin Smart’s killer, RHOA finale…

CELEBITCHYKourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker are firmly in the “lovey-dovey making everyone around them sick but also it’s kind of cute” relationship stage. Yesterday was her 42nd birthday, so Travis went over the top filling his love’s house with a few gardens’ worth of Kourtney Kardashian’s birthday flowers. Kourtney responded by taking Travis’ left thumb’s flower on his IG story

JEZEBELThe podcast Your Own Backyard may have helped catch the person responsible for Kristin Smart’s 1996 disappearance. Two people — a former classmate of Kristin’s, plus the classmate’s father — have been arrested for murder and accessory to murder, thanks to new information the podcast unearthed in 2019

REALITY TEA“This is it folks! The last regular episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta has arrived. The season started out rockier than ever, but things have picked up in a big way lately. Somebody pray for LaToya Ali because according to Drew Sidora, she has committed the ultimate sin. She’s openly accusing her of sleeping with Prophet Lott. Why is whatever relationship they may or may not have any of her business? Make it make sense”

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPJinger and Jeremy Vuolo revealed they’ve stopped posting photos and videos of their kids online because their youngest has health issues and because they want “to give them a bit more privacy while they’re so young.” Normally this wouldn’t have caused a fuss, but because it’s a Duggar family member, and Duggars post endless proof that they’ve been breeding, the kids’ absence from social media became A Thing

GO FUG YOURSELFI have to say that while the actors in the House of Gucci paparazzi shots all look like beautiful glamorous actors, the locations themselves look…drab? Maybe because it was winter when we started getting on-set pics?

THE HOLLYWOOD GOSSIPSpeaking of social media normality, Kailyn Lowry has been caught more or less “creeping” on Briana DeJesus’ Instagram page, thanks to what we can only assume was a little pre-caffeine slipup

LAINEY GOSSIP“…We are here to discuss one thing and one thing only: Hot Tig Notaro. After the trailer dropped the internet was ablaze with flame emojis as #HotTig started trending. Because Tig, who has always been quite foxy, popped up in the Army of the Dead trailer looking like this”

VOXHere’s why “routine traffic stops” — also known as “pretext traffic stops” — are such a nefarious thing, and why they likely don’t do anything to make roads safer

DLISTEDI have no idea what is happening with this headline or the thing in this photograph, which doesn’t look like either thing the headline suggests it looks like

THE BLASTJohnny Depp is scraping the bottom of the rum barrel

   

LINKS Colton Underwood comes out, Jax & Brittany have a baby, Courtney Stodden non-binary…

CELEBITCHYCongrats to everyone who had Colton Underwood comes out on their pandemic bingo cards. The former Bachelor star told Good Morning America that the past year has given him the chance to really reflect and come to terms with some things about himself, and that he’s now ready to announce he’s gay

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPFormer #PumpRules stars Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright revealed that Brittany gave birth to their first child this past Monday. Cruz Michael was born Monday afternoon in Los Angeles; mother and son are both healthy

THE BLASTCourtney Stodden has to wonder about timing — the evening before Colton’s big GMA interview, Courtney took to Instagram to announce that they’re gender non-binary and their preferred pronouns are now the ones we’ve been using in this sentence about them

REALITY TEAMarlo Hampton says the current season of Real Housewives of Atlanta was a “snoozefest” and the show needs Phaedra Parks back. Not sure about the latter but the former is definitely true — especially considering all the buzz and build-up and male stripper dicks we were teased with

LAINEY GOSSIPApparently, the Oscars are going to be “more like a cocktail party” this year, but the producers are also “focus[ed] on making this thing feel like a film”? I can’t picture those two things together, necessarily, but I have to say it sounds intriguing. And there’s at least one movie I’m excited to see before the ceremony itself!

VOXThis is the second glowing review for Gold Diggers, the debut novel by Sanjena Sathian, that I’ve seen in a week. And frankly, a story that “uses heists and alchemy to deconstruct immigrant ambition, striving, and sin” sounds pretty terrific

JEZEBELGonna let the headline speak for this one: “Did Usher Tip Strippers With Fake Money With His Face Printed On It? An Investigation”

GO FUG YOURSELFElton John’s classic song “Rocket Man” came out 50 years ago yesterday. But William Shatner’s iconic rendition — brought to the attention of a new generation thanks to Stewie Griffin’s cover — is still only 43

DLISTEDI really do wonder what young celebrity marriages are like. If Justin Bieber thinks his first year of marriage to Hailey Baldwin was “tough,” I wonder exactly how much your emotional relationship (and maturity) is complicated by having to be in different places all the time and never getting to spend that much time together just doing simple boring wonderful stuff?

THE HOLLYWOOD GOSSIPAnother strong headline: “Lauryn Shannon: I Can’t Get a Job Because Mama June Smokes Crack!”

LINKS Alaskan Bush People gossip, Joel Greenberg explained, Dr. Dre’s divorce mess…

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPFormer star Matt Brown is going in heavy on the Alaskan Bush People gossip! According to Matt, not only was “everything” on the show a lie, but Alaskan Bush People‘s producers used to load his parents up on drugs and turn the cameras on. Matt then blamed producers for getting him hooked on drugs a few years down the line. Oh — and Matt further claimed all the money the entire family earned while starring on the show went straight to his father, Billy Brown. (Sound familiar?)

JEZEBELIn news that’s actually even more bonkers, here’s a helpful explainer for one Joel Greenberg, the former Seminole County FL tax collector who’s been charged with 33 crimes including sex trafficking. Greenberg, in case you’ve been too repulsed to notice his name, was BFFs with Congressman Matt Gaetz, and is about to turn state’s evidence and (hopefully) ruin Gaetz’s life. Get your grimace ready

THE BLASTDr. Dre’s divorce from Nicole Young is about to get a who-o-ole lot messier. The judge granted Young lawyer’s request to depose three of Dre’s alleged mistresses

REALITY TEAThe hits just keep coming: Bravo dropped the RHOBH Season 11 trailer yesterday, and it looks like this might be the “redemption season” everyone’s been hoping for after years of sleepy storylines. (And just to be completely clear, by “redemption season” I mean “season full of crazy shit”)

THE HOLLYWOOD GOSSIPWell of course Kim Kardashian is ready to hit the dating scene as a (near) divorcée and newly minted billionaire. The last time Kim was on the market, she was with dudes like Ray J and Kris Humphries. And no offense to them, but I think we’re all eager to see what kind of man Kim goes for now

VOX“The US is nearing a tipping point of sorts on marijuana legalization: Almost half the country — about 43 percent of the population — now lives in a state where marijuana is legal to consume just for fun.” (My condolences if, like me, you’re in the Deep South and see no chance of legalization anytime soon)

LAINEY GOSSIPI keep forgetting that Leslie Odom Jr. is up for a ton of awards this year for his portrayal of Sam Cooke in One Night In Miami. That is absolutely a casting decision made in heaven and I blame pandemic brain for not having seen this movie yet

GO FUG YOURSELFThis is your weekly Viola Davis Awards Season Check-In: Viola Davis still looks amazing and is still killing it

DLISTEDAllow me to be the 90 millionth person to express surprise that Maculay Culkin and his girlfriend Brenda Song have both a) been expecting a baby and b) welcomed that baby into the world

CELEBITCHYThanks to climate change, every allergy season is a little worse than the last. But this year it’s actually way worse than it’s ever been — so here’s some tips for how to deal

   

LINKS Prince Phillip’s death, JLo’s engagement ring, Jax Taylor high…

CELEBITCHYPrince Philip’s death has a whole bunch of monarchical knives coming out, some of them in pathetic ways. Like this one: Prince Andrew, who was basically exiled from public life in 2019 after it became clear he was in some sort of cahoots with Jeffrey Epstein, is now leveraging his father’s death to make himself look like a savior for coming to his mother’s side

JEZEBELAlso piggybacking on Prince Philip’s death: racist media outlets on both sides of the Atlantic Ocean. Stateside, Fox News is more or less accusing Oprah of murdering Philip, since it was her interview with Meghan and Harry that led, directly and unequivocally, to the 99-year-old ailing man’s death

VOXMeanwhile, tabloids in the UK are using Philip’s passing to accuse Meghan Markle of the same thing. And once again, in case it’s not clear, that “thing” is straight-up murdering a 99-year-old man in failing health with the deadly weapon of dark skin

DLISTEDBut there’s another mystery in headlines this morning: it seems JLo’s engagement ring has gone missing. Just a month ago, Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez’s engagement was reportedly off, until it was immediately back on. But in her latest social media pics, JLo isn’t wearing her engagement ring…

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPSpeaking of healthy relationships, Jax Taylor’s companion of choice is, in his own words, keeping him “with my wife.” That’s right: if it weren’t for weed, “I probably wouldn’t be with” Brittany Cartwright “right now,” said Jax, in the process confirming Billie Lee’s gossip from last week

GO FUG YOURSELFIf you’re anything like me, you’re a complete and total sucker for obvious-yet-entertaining Speed references. And if you’re not, rest assured that this gallery has an abundance of photos of Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock looking way too young and gorgeous at the movie’s 1995 premiere

REALITY TEANever get tired of this back-and-forth: “Hannah Ferrier Says Captain Sandy Yawn Was Competitive And Wanted Her Gone From Below Deck Mediterranean From The Beginning; Captain Sandy Says She’s A Real Captain And Hannah Was Just There For The Camera”

THE HOLLYWOOD GOSSIPI guess it’s a good thing any time a member of the Duggar clan puts some genuine physical distance between themselves and the rest of the family’s Arkansas tentacles

THE BLASTNick Cannon is going to have twin babies by a 30-year-old DJ named Abby De La Rosa

LAINEY GOSSIPHere’s why the upcoming Hollywood version of Lin-Manuel Miranda’s Tony-winning debut musical In The Heights is so important

LINKS Magic Mike reality competition, Jax tax woes, Jorge Nava is a dad…

DLISTEDThere’s a Magic Mike reality series in the works featuring aspiring man candy hoping to win a spot in the Magic Mike Live show in Las Vegas. The show will be on HBO Max, so viewers may be getting the R-rated full Monty!

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP“Bring me my red bag with the diapers!” Former 90 Day Fiance star Jorge Nava is a dad!?

REALITY TEADumped Pump Rules dolt Jax Taylor reportedly owes $1.2 million in back taxes. Jax lays the blame on his “bad bookkeeper,” which might actually be true given that he is probably in charge of his own books.

CELEBITCHYPrince Philip passed away on Friday, and Prince Harry will reportedly “do his utmost to get back to the UK and be with his family.” It’s unclear if Meghan, who is currently pregnant, will be making the trip.

VOXFor those of you out of the loop on the underage sex trafficking scandal surrounding Congressman Matt Gaetz, Vox has a full recap.

LAINEY GOSSIPKristen Cavallari says it’s harder raising girls than boys because of the drama, Channing Tatum releases a children’s book, Britney Spears gets vaccinated, and much more in Lainey Gossip’s Celebrity Social Media roundup!

THE BLAST Travis Barker’s heavily tatted body is a living “Where’s Kourtney?” spin on the popular “Where’s Waldo?” game. Can you find her name?

TAMARA TATTLESThe unbelievably crazy life of Phaedra Parks’ former partner in crime, Angela Stanton, continues. The convicted felon was pardoned by Donald Trump earlier this year, and she attempted to surf the MAGA wave into political office by running for John Lewis’s seat in the US House of Representatives. (That didn’t go well.) Angela, who has changed her last name to Stanton-King because she is the God daughter of one of MLK’s nieces, recently taped an episode of Dr. Phil in regards to one of her children being openly trans. It seems that episode went worse than Angela’s run for Congress.

THE GRACE REPORT – VIDEO INCLUDED Teen Mom OG recap featuring Amber Portwood getting dragged by Gary, Leah and Kristina.

REALITEASQUAD – VIDEO INCLUDED Get a recap of the Girl S#!t podcast failure to launch fiasco, including the post-implosion reactions from Girl S#!tters Jenelle Eason and Deavan Clegg.

   

LINKS Rege-Jean Page moving on, New DMX details, Captain Sandy Yawn dishes…

CELEBITCHYIt seems the Duke of Hastings was always going to be a one-shot: the rumors of Rege-Jean Page moving on from Bridgerton after just one season are in fact true. Page said he knew all along that his character would only be present in Bridgerton‘s first season — partly because producers told him so, partly because the Duke’s storyline is really only present in the first book the series is based on — and that he’s totally fine with it

THE BLASTAccording to several new reports, DMX’s heart actually stopped three separate times after his alleged overdose this past weekend, and paramedics had to revive him “three different times,” including once after he’d arrived at the hospital via ambulance

REALITY TEABelow Deck Mediterranean star and general MC Captain Sandy Yawn is dishing on the best chefs in the Below Deck universe. It’s really refreshing to have what would be fightin’ words in any other reality franchise — “X is better than Y, full stop” — be just kind of standard information, because the captain is the captain and who’s challenging her?

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPJax Taylor says it’s his bookkeeper’s fault he owes $1.2 million in back taxes (probably not inaccurate) and also that Bravo “made a good decision” firing him from Vanderpump Rules (wait, what?)

JEZEBELObjectivity is too complicated a concept for readers steeped in 21st century partisan fighting to appreciate, let alone understand. Which is to say the promise of objective journalism was never a sincere one

THE HOLLYWOOD GOSSIPOne of Khloe Kardashian’s assistants accidentally posted an un-Photoshopped bikini pic of Khloe to her social media. Now, Khloe’s team is scrambling to get the picture off of the internet — though it’s really not clear why they would even try, since a) that’s impossible and b) untouched Khloe pics are going to endear her to way more people than will mock her for them

GO FUG YOURSELFViola Davis is now the Best Actress Oscar frontrunner, for her performance in Ma Rainey’s Black Bottom; and, if there was any doubt: yes, she does look good playing the awards circuit

VOXDon’t use Amazon

DLISTEDThe opening sentence says it all: “Joss Whedon is a dick.” And now there’s even more proof of it

LAINEY GOSSIPIs it that The Falcon and the Winter Soldier is kind of a grind to get through, or is it that everyone was so blown away by WandaVision that the next thing was always going to seem unsatisfying by comparison?

LINKS DMX update, Tori Spelling’s prank, SAG Awards fashion…

THE BLASTThe latest DMX update following his overdose is unfortunately more of the same. DMX is still showing “limited brain activity” and doctors are apparently giving him a 50-50 chance of pulling through

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPTori Spelling faked a pregnancy on April Fool’s day and is now suffering the clapback from angered fans. Tori says she did it to get back at the tabloids for all the body-shaming she’s endured over the years; this seems like not the best way to go about achieving that goal

GO FUG YOURSELFThe 2021 SAG Awards were last night. They still weren’t a real awards show, because there still is a real pandemic. So, in lieu of a proper red carpet, enjoy this gallery of current nominees’ past fashions

REALITY TEAVanderpump Rules star Billie Lee says her co-star Jax Taylor is “usually on drugs” during filming. No offense at all to Jax or to any #PumpRules fans, but didn’t we kind of assume that already?

CELEBITCHYSpeaking of which: when it comes to Duchess Kate, the British tabloids are high on some real, real good shit

VOXAlthough a subcontractor in charge of the factory ruined fifteen million Johnson & Johnson COVID vaccines, the company says it’s still going to be able to make its promised delivery targets

JEZEBELClean your bird feeders

THE HOLLYWOOD GOSSIPRIP to Linda Torres, best known to reality stars as a good friend to and occasional co-star alongside former Mob Wives star Big Ang. Last week, Linda died at age 67, after battling COVID-19 for just over two months

LAINEY GOSSIPNatalie Portman can definitely rock a pair of jean shorts. Which reminds me: summer’s coming

DLISTEDEvidently cravy wasn’t just a decent April Fool’s joke? For some reason, Heinz and Ocean Spray are marketing cravy — which is a combination of cranberry sauce and *shudders* gravy — as a real thing which you will really be able to buy soon. Hopefully you’ll really just walk past it in the grocery store, instead

LINKS Matt Gaetz allegations, Satan Sneaker drama, Travis and Kourtney…

CELEBITCHYIt seems there are new Matt Gaetz allegations, because one count each of sex trafficking and having sex with a minor weren’t enough. The Florida Republican congressman is apparently under investigation for *multiple* counts of each, and somehow his father got involved in a separate but potentially related bribery scheme? To quote Kaiser: “Florida politics, man”

THE BLASTIf you’re one of the lucky 666 customers to have purchased a pair of Lil Nas X’s satan sneakers — the ones with human blood in them! — you’ll have to wait awhile before your order gets fulfilled. A judge has halted shipment of the shoes so Nike’s lawsuit against their (the shoes’) manufacturer can go forward

JEZEBELLet those among us who have not sucked a lover’s finger in public in the era of surreptitious cell phone videos cast the first stone

VOXHere’s how apps and websites and all manner of third parties trick you into giving your information away

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPPatricia Altschul of Southern Charm offered fans an update on the health of her butler, Michael Kelcourse, who suffered a horrible spinal cord stroke earlier this year but is apparently “progressing rapidly” in his recovery

GO FUG YOURSELFAnother day, another stellar GFY throwback photo gallery: “We’ve Got Sheers, Sideboob, a Serious Sleeve, and Strange Slits: It’s More from the SAGs Vault”

LAINEY GOSSIPPretty much every review of Godzilla vs. King Kong that I’ve seen says the movie is delightful trashy escapism, so it’s nice to hear that at least one thing in the world is working correctly

REALITY TEAThe insult parade between RHONJ stars Jennifer Aydin and Margaret Josephs shows no signs of slowing

DLISTEDYoung Joc’s beard looks about as convincing as Carlos Boozer’s Bulls-era hairline

THE HOLLYWOOD GOSSIPTyler Baltierra says his sister Amber is drinking herself to death while isolated from the rest of the family

LINKS Dorinda Medley returning?, Kim Kardashian naked & unafraid, Child COVID vaccine…

REALITY TEAAll these rumors about Dorinda Medley returning to Real Housewives of New York probably have nothing to do with the fact that her book is coming out soon. (If it’s half as entertaining as Sharon Stone’s, we’re in for a treat!) To be fair to her publisher, Dorinda signed up to write a memoir just before getting fired from the show — so a lot of the rumors are probably Simon & Schuster plants

THE HOLLYWOOD GOSSIPKim Kardashian says one of the best things about her impending divorce from Kanye West is he no longer criticizes her for walking around naked in her living room. If we knew Kim took a page from the Alanis Morissette Guide to Life, we’d have predicted their divorce much sooner

VOX“When will teens and kids be able to get the Covid-19 vaccines? It may still be a while. Here’s what parents can do in the meantime while their kids aren’t vaccinated and others are”

CELEBITCHYThis will come as a huge surprise, but after months of scorn and general gaping from a public that seems about half haters and half admirers, Meghan Markle has apparently decided that she’ll be having a home birth when she and Harry welcome their second child this summer

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPSyrus Yarbrough from The Challenge: All Stars says he and two other Real World reality stars pitched a Real World All-Stars-type show to Bravo, because the network pays better than the rest

THE BLASTChet Hanks got slashed

LAINEY GOSSIPIt sounds like Rami Malek maybe overreacted a little bit when Rachel Bilson shared a cute picture of the two of them being dorks together back in high school a million years before they were anything like famous. Hopefully Rachel gets a private and sincere apology instead of any kind of public one

GO FUG YOURSELFI’ve been on a late quarantine Mad Men kick lately, so this article on January Jones’ SAG Awards look back in 2013 hits just right

DLISTEDDid you know there’s a movie coming out based on a bonkers Twitter thread from 2015? It’s called Zola, there’s a trailer, and in case you’re like me and hadn’t ever seen the original thread you need to do yourself a favor and click through to read it

JEZEBELI never would have expected a long and thoughtful essay on cabbage to be such a delightful palette cleanser, but here we are

LINKS Matt Gaetz sex trafficking, Britney speaks, New York legalizes it…

CELEBITCHYRepublican Congressman Matt Gaetz of Florida is defending himself — sort of — against a report that he paid for the travel of 17-year-old while also having sex with that 17-year-old. Those two things together would equal sex trafficking, but even Tucker Carlson can’t make sense of Gaetz’s defense…

DLISTEDIn her first public comments since Framing Britney Spears dropped earlier this year, Britney herself said that the documentary made her cry for two weeks. Britney also said she hasn’t seen the documentary

VOXYesterday, New York became the fifteenth state to legalize the sale & growth of marijuana. I’m sure the legalization bill’s passage and Andrew Cuomo’s quick signature had nothing to do with the multiple claims of sexual misconduct against the Governor, or the allegations that he covered up COVID deaths in nursing homes. Anyway, edibles!

REALITY TEARHOA star and mainstay Porsha Williams says she’s already done trying to make nice with LaToya Ali. LaToya has definitely brought the heat in her first season, and normally I would wonder whether she’s making too many enemies…but then I remember Jen Shah

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPEver wonder why Maci Bookout is still filming Teen Mom OG even though she’s not a teen and Bentley, her son, is almost a teenager himself? The Ashley has the answer

JEZEBEL – I know we already touched on Sharon Stone’s memoir once this week, but the more details come out about it, the more bananas and generally entertaining it seems

THE HOLLYWOOD GOSSIPJim Bob Duggar is buying newly engaged family members houses now? I wonder what dirt Jed and his fiancé Katey Nakatsu have on him. All Jill got was a few grand in back pay and she had to hire a lawyer to get that

THE BLASTThe Voice is getting a new celebrity judge in the form of Ariana Grande, who will step in right after Nick Jonas is done

LAINEY GOSSIPSomething about these pictures of Rihanna going to and coming from the grocery story makes me very happy. I don’t know exactly what it is and frankly I don’t want to know; I just want to be happy for a minute

GO FUG YOURSELFSpeaking of which, GFY’s throwback photo galleries are always a fun time: “While We’re Here, We Might As Well Glance at the Rest of the 2000 Oscars”

LINKS Ever Given freed, Courtney Stodden vs Chrissy Teigen, RIP Deshayla Harris…

VOXEver Given, the massive container ship that blocked the Suez Canal for a week and brought worldwide commerce to a halt, has been freed. Keep the ship’s name in mind for Final Jeopardy in a couple more years

THE HOLLYWOOD GOSSIPChrissy Teigen made headlines a-plenty when she quit Twitter last week. But she’s also gotten plenty of criticism from people who called her a bully and weren’t sorry to see her go. One of those people? Courtney Stodden, who says Chrissy has been a bully to her “for years”

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPRIP to a beloved member of the Bad Girls Club: Deshayla Harris, better known as “Shay,” was killed after a mass shooting in Virginia Beach that left two dead and eight injured

CELEBITCHYOne detail about Lil Nas X’s latest ventures that I somehow overlooked until now? His tie-in with current most popular song in the world “Montero” is a line of shoes literally called “Satan Shoes.” And the air bubble soles have the man’s blood mixed into them like a Kiss comic book

JEZEBELIt’s a few days old now, but this story about how Prince William is (very, very apparently) the Sexiest Bald Man In The World had the best headline

REALITY TEARHOC star Tamra Judge’s son Ryan Vieth had some thoughts about racism and homophobia, and he sure did share those thoughts in a completely public forum

LAINEY GOSSIPThe second Jesus from The Fosters has been “getting into superhero shape” so he can play a superhero named Atom Smasher in a movie starring The Rock

GO FUG YOURSELFRed carpets are almost all the way back: “The NAACP Awards Drew Heavy Hitters in High Fashion”

THE BLASTA slippery mess seems like a particularly bad way to have a gender reveal. Maybe they got the idea from Miss O’Brien on Downton Abbey

DLISTEDAccording to Sharon Stone’s new memoir, she once went under for breast implant surgery and awoke to find that the surgeon had given her a bigger pair of implants without her consent