LINKS J-Lo and Shakira, Super Bowl commercials, Groundhog prediction…

CELEBITCHYSo J-Lo and Shakira put on an energetic and really fun Super Bowl halftime show that still somehow managed to ruffle a ton of feathers thanks to people still uncomfortable with grinding and pole dancing. (Surprisingly, J-Lo’s political undertones seemed to sneak right by almost everyone)

VOXThere was also the usual spate of celebrity- and pop culture reference-laden Super Bowl commercials, most of which were dull as hell. I actually really liked the HSN satire that Avocados From Mexico put together, because it’s always fun to see a mirror held up to an audience without the audience’s awareness. Facebook’s was garbage. What did you, the viewers at home, think?

DLISTEDOn a related note, Jason Momoa’s pre-Super Bowl Super Bowl commercial was even better than his Super Bowl commercial, which had people shrieking and covering their eyes in the living room where I watched

THE BLASTBack to the spectacle itself: Demi Lovato is getting rave reviews for both her rendition of the Star Spangled Banner and the all-white outfit she wore to perform it

THE BLEMISHOh right, a football game happened during all that as well. Kansas City won its first NFL championship in 50 years, but the wrong guy won the game’s MVP trophy

JEZEBELOh, and it was *also* Groundhog Day yesterday. (I forgot until after seeing Jeep’s commercial with Bill Murray.) Not-Punxsutawney-Phil did not see its shadow for the fifth year in a row, meaning winter is over and it’s okay to complain about how it’s so hot that you can’t wait for autumn to begin

REALITY TEAMeghan Edmonds does not need to express every thought

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPBringing Up Bates Star Carlin Bates Stewart Welcomes First Child with Husband Evan; Best Friend Joy Duggar Forsyth Responds”

LAINEY GOSSIPWorth the click for this sentence alone: “If January is a graveyard for unwanted movies, then Super Bowl weekend is an abandoned house on a dead-end road with a mysterious locked room in the basement and a garage full of nothing but rope and cyanide.”

GO FUG YOURSELF“Zendaya Once Again Looks Good In Something Confusing”

Teen Mom Young & Pregnant’s Malorie Beaver arrested for domestic assault

Teen Mom: Young and Pregnant siblings Rachel Beaver and Malorie Beaver have been locked in a brutal online feud over the past week, but the two sisters appeared to make peace just a couple days ago. However, it appears as though Malorie was still at odds with somebody this weekend as she was arrested on Saturday and charged with domestic assault!

TEEN MOM 2 Jade Cline says Sean Austin has ‘done a 360’ and ‘he’s clean and living his best life’

Teen Mom 2 star Jade Cline shared a positive update on her daughter Kloie’s dad Sean Austin on Saturday, revealing on Twitter that “he’s really done a 360” and “he’s clean and living his best life.” Sean responded with his appreciation, and then the two posed for a brief video clip together — complete with added fire emoji. The positivity faded quickly, however, when Jade got into a heated debate with fans over geometry.

90 DAY FIANCE How will Trump’s travel ban on Nigeria affect Angela and Michael’s visa? It doesn’t look good

On Friday, President Donald Trump expanded the United States’ travel ban to target immigrants from six additional countries, including Nigeria. The news has many 90 Day Fiance fans curious as to how the expanded travel ban will impact show stars Angela Deem and Michael Ilesanmi, who were married in Nigeria earlier this week. Unfortunately for the duo, it doesn’t look good.

PHOTOS My 600 Lb Life’s Randy Statum is looking great & living the Texas dream

It looks like everything’s coming up Millhouse for My 600 Lb Life cast member Randy Statum, who looks better now than we’ve ever seen him. We’ve got a brand new photo gallery in this update on My 600 Lb Life Randy today, along with some delightful news about Randy’s family growing by one new member — keep reading for the latest.

Just in time for the Super Bowl, there’s a new Deadspin for your hot take enjoyment

Almost three months to the day since Deadspin was obliterated by its clueless owners, the site is back — if only for a tantalizingly short while. There’s a new Deadspin up for your reading pleasure at; the occasion is the Super Bowl, which means the site’s lifespan is unfortunately just this weekend.

LINKS Rihanna and A$AP Rocky, Coronaconfusion, 50 Cent Walk of Fame…

DLISTEDRihanna and A$AP Rocky are at least tabloid-dating, so we can assume that someone in one or both of their camps wants the gossip out there. Also, isn’t it delightful how often “dating” is literally a euphemism for “f*cking in hotel suites whenever they get the chance”

CELEBITCHYIt seems that a great many people believe somehow Corona (the beer) is related to or outright responsible for coronavirus (the new strain of nCOV responsible for 170 deaths and counting)

THE BLASTYesterday 50 Cent got himself a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, and Eminem inducted him onto (into?) the walkway with a heartfelt speech full of memories, praise, and an unexpected Scrabble reference

JEZEBELPrivileged people have no idea how much health care costs (or the value of “a few grand” [or basic empathy])

VOXOn a related note, here’s an uplifting explainer of exactly how and why “America’s system of government is rigged against democracy”

LAINEY GOSSIPBack to gossip: Jessica Simpson’s memoir — appropriately titled Open Book — comes out next Tuesday, and she’s been dishing away on the promo tour. The latest viral story: what happened between Jessica and Justin Timberlake after she divorced Nick Lachey back in the mid-00s

GO FUG YOURSELFLowkey Headline of the Week: “The Actors Who Came Out for the Visual Effects Awards Brought It (Visually, Anyway)”

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP“Snooki Says Angelina Pivarnick Still Isn’t Speaking to Her Female Jersey Shore Co-Stars Following Bridesmaids’ Speech Drama”

REALITY TEAVanderpump Rules cast member Ariana Madix is firing back at Tom Sandoval in the Stassi Schroeder text message drama

THE BLEMISHIt kind of looks like Tom Brady is walking back onto a football field in this cryptic pic he shared yesterday, which would suggest he’s not retiring? But then it also looks like he’s wearing a business suit or some other kind of formalwear, and so maybe he actually is? Or maybe the whole point was that he wanted all eyes back on him as we head into Super Bowl weekend