Mug Shots

One Charles Baker has reignited zombie apocalypse fears in Florida as the crazed 26-year-old got naked, ate human flesh and wouldn’t stop even after being tazed by authorities. Read on for all the details of what transpired last night in Palmetto, FL.

28-year-old Charles Marshall of Cincinnati, Ohio was arrested Wednesday for publicly pleasuring himself with the aid of his teddy bear. Employees of a health clinic witnessed Marshall in the act in an alleyway and called the authorities. The cops cited him for disorderly conduct. The big problem here for Charles is that this is the 4th time in just 2 years that he has been caught out and about with his teddy bear doing indecent things! Mug shot and stuffed details after the jump including a video clip that symbolizes how the teddy bear in question probably feels about all of this.

Where are Crockett and Tubbs when ya need ’em? Things have started coming unglued down in South Florida with the latest roadside insanity to come across my news wire being an automatic qualifier for the mug shot hall of fame in the form of the one lady flash mob Mabb, Tracy Mabb. I’m here to blog ya’ that her full mug is nothing short of Mabbulous!

After her boyfriend was arrested for DUI, Phoenix, Arizona teen mom Catalina Clouser decided to head over to a friend’s house and smoke some pot. When she left her 5-week-old son was asleep and fastened in his car seat. It was only when Clouser arrived home that she realized her son was missing. Read on for the rest of this sad case of parenting and find out the current condition of her son.

We’ve written a lot of articles about the incredible lengths that mothers will go to keep their children safe. Well this one is for all you moms out there as we’ve got 10-year-old Cameron from Albuquerque, NM who took a bullet to protect his own mom during a frightening home invasion. Read on for a local news video report, Cameron’s heroic actions as an intruder held a gun to his mother’s head, what his father and sister had to say about him and mug shots of the two intruders who were later apprehended.

William Todd rolled in to Nashville on a Greyhound bus and proved that he could very well be the greatest multi-tasking felon in the world. In a nine-hour span Todd managed to commit an alleged 11 felonies! Sgt. Tony Blackburn said, “He was just on a terror. I’ve never seen anything like this before.” See a local news report on this mind blowing crime spree that included the smearing of feces on framed law degrees and a capture in a water tank at Opryland.

A former prosecutor has been accused of getting so fed up with kids ringing her doorbell and running away she grabbed a gun and opened fire. Get the crazy details of this one including the fact that she had the wrong kid, a big ol’ mug shot and how the lady and not the kid has been charged with crimes by the cops.

Mr. Mostafa Kamal Hendi made a bad decision when he tried to rob the We Buy Gold store in Hendersonville, N.C. The clerk on hand was one Derek Mothershead and dude brought a mother load with a left hook that knocked the armed robber out. When Hendi awoke from his fist nap Derek made him wipe his own blood up with a paper towel before the medics arrived. Clint Eastwood just called and wants his “tough” back!

Harry Hibbs tried to shoot his wife who was holding a child at his home on Christmas Eve because, as he claims, she spent too much time on Facebook. Read on for the crazy details of what turned out to be an extremely dangerous holiday for the family from North Strabane, Pennsylvania.

Brothers DeAngelo and Wayne Mitchell were pulled over in North Charleston, South Carolina because a headlight was out. This simple twist of fate turned into a tragic evening after Wayne ingested an ounce of cocaine hidden in DeAngelo’s buttocks and died an hour later. See the footage from the patrol car in which DeAngelo convinces Wayne to eat the cocaine and see a mug shot of DeAngelo who’s been charged with involuntary manslaughter.

Thelma and Louise? How about Alexa and Robin!

Alexa Johzen Polar, 34, (a paralegal) and Robin Antonella Pabello, 33 (a school teacher), two L.A. roommates who were deeply in debt but had a taste for travel and the high life, went on a desperate spending spree fueled by forgery. It only lasted a few weeks, but for a while these ladies lived like queens. Now they’re getting a taste of how much stolen money actually costs.

Salvatore Miglino had a premonition things might get tense when he went to pick his 3-year-old son up from his mother-in-law. He decided to record the pre-scheduled pick up with his iPhone and what followed will unquestionably go down in the worst mother-in-law hall of fame record book. See Salvatore’s shocking video that he made with his iPhone that documents his mother-in-law shooting him with a pistol.

In a move that even Breaking Bad’s Jessie Pinkman wouldn’t try, Alisha Halfmoon of Tulsa, Oklahoma got her cook on at a local Walmart. Get all the details on this insane story that includes Alisha’s full mug, the mixing of starter fluid and sulfuric acid and a police officer who suffered chemical burns from her concoction.

Anthony Miranda, a convicted felon, has learned a valuable lesson the hard way. Never attempt to rob an ultimate fighter at gun point and let your attention stray. When you see his full page mug shot, he looks exactly like he should and that ain’t good! Get the deets on how it was too much greed that really sealed this scumbag’s fate.

30-year-old Kenia Bosque from Miami, Fl was arrested yesterday after authorities received a tip that she was attempting to sell her 8-month-old son for $7,000 in cash. Read on for the details including how the authorities made the arrest and two full-page mug shots of the allegedly desperate mother.

I wonder what Breaking Bad’s methamphetamine producing perfectionist Walter White would think of Heather Raybon from Milton, Florida? In 2004 Heather had her face darn near melted off during a meth lab explosion but she was back at it cooking again and police busted her at her mobile home while searching for a different fugitive.

When Christina Dawn Moore, 27, and John Michael Robey, 34, “needed a break” from their three young daughters they decided they would barricade them in a room by nailing up a large sheet of drywall in the doorway. Read on for this sad story, the mother’s history of child neglect and how a neighbor was responsible for making sure this didn’t turn out much worse.

Shawn Weimer of Brownston Township had too much whiskey and was at a parental crossroads when he came up with a brilliant plan. He decided to wake up his 9-year-old daughter to drive him to a convenience store in his A-Team inspired full panel work van. See the video from the gas station that includes Weimer bragging about his brilliant idea while his DD daughter munches on a candied apple. Mug shot included as well his unbelievable defense and his daughter’s priceless reaction to being pulled over.

28-year-old Joshua James Stueckle was taken into custody following an alleged incident with a 16-year-old that happened at a Caldwell, Idaho public park. Stueckle is a homeless man living out of an area park that was employed at a local attraction, Haunted World. Police were told by the owner of the business of his schedule when he was asked for information and the cops showed up just after his shift around midnight to arrest him for sexual battery of a 16-year-old female. What resulted is one of the more disturbing mug shots on record.

I figured I’d ease in to this Monday with another “Adventures From Florida” post. This time our sunshine state lady is 19-year-old Wilnelia Caraballo, who waltzed into a Kangaroo convenience store in Palm Bay, FL and tried to rob the place donning a clear plastic mask while brandishing a toy machine gun.