Am I going to have to create a separate category for weapons stowed away in a woman’s intimate area!?! The day after I told you all about a Florida woman who was allegedly found with a knife “there” now we have the story of 33-year-old Aisha McClinton who allegedly attempted to smuggle a 9mm pistol to a convicted murderer in her “special place!”

Sometimes these “shocking headlines” are just too good or gruesome to pass up. This was without question one of those circumstances on both fronts. Yes it was Florida and yes she did hide a knife “there” as well as concealing pills and another knife in her fat rolls. Check out the mug shot and get the deets for this sad situation right here.

It was only 48 hours ago that the White House announced that terrorist mastermind Osama bin Laden found himself at the business end of a Seal Team 6 firearm. Since then, conspiracy theories have been simmering on the backburner. The main theme? “Where’s the body?” In a bid to keep this from boiling over, the White House has reluctantly decided to release photographic proof of bin Laden’s death.

Is infant child Stephanie Alsbrook truly missing, as a text message I got just claimed? Or is this a cruel chain mail hoax setting the world of social media on fire? Starcasm investigates…