With the latest news that Teen Mom 2 stars Kailyn Lowry and Jordan Wenner may be calling it quits, that would mean none of the four girls on the show currently have a steady significant other. So, I was thinking Leah Messer, Chelsea Houska, Kailyn Lowry and Jenelle Evans need to get together and film a lip-synched version of Beyonce’s “Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)” and post it to Youtube! I created the above masterpiece in Photoshop as a preview of what this awesome, awesome, awesome event would look like!
I got gloss on my lips, a man on my hips
Got me tighter in my Dereon jeans
Acting up, drink [of soda pop] in my cup
I can care less what you think
I need no permission, did I mention
Don’t pay him any attention
‘Cause you had your turn, and now you gonna learn
What it really feels like to miss me
Go ladies! Go ladies! Go ladies!
(I like this even better than the Jenelle Evans “Haters Gonna Hate” animated gif!)
UPDATE – It seems some of you are wondering why Leah is included among the Teen Mom 2 “Single Ladies.” (I thought most everyone knew the sad news.) Online records show Leah and Corey filed for divorce in April and although neither of them have actually confirmed the split (darned MTV contracts!) there has been mounting evidence to indicate they are in fact going separate ways including Leah visiting a family law attorney and moving her stuff out of her and Corey’s house.
UPDATE 2 – I don’t usually make it a habit to react to comments, but I have to say that I can’t believe some folks would take something so fun and innocent as this Photoshopped picture post and use it as a platform to start saying ugly things about the girls’ looks. Relax and enjoy – jeesh. None of the girls are fat! (Oh and BTW, them mommas is good lookin’ yo! Now put your hands up! Oh oh oh oh oh!!)