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Teen Mom 2’s Jo Rivera drops first official rap video

ByDarren O

We’ve been all over Teen Mom 2 Kailyn Lowry’s baby-daddy Jonathan “Jo” Rivera and his attempts to launch a career in the rap game. He’s posted a number of videos to YouTube but it’s all been free form until now. That’s right Jo, stage name N.I.C.K. B has released an official music video for a song called “Unthinkable Remix.” In the clip Rivera shows some of his rap skills and his bedroom skills as he spends a little time with an older lady in a motel room.

See the clip and read what Kailyn’s thoughts are about Jo’s current motivations.

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Born Again! President Obama releases long form Hawaii birth certificate at press conference, Donald Trump replies

ByChris Gaines

It has finally happened: President Barack Obama released his long form certificate of birth from the state of Hawaii. See what’s on it, if it answers any longstanding questions, or simply creates more… and perhaps more important: What does Donald Trump have to say about it?

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‘The Voice’ premiere recap with list of performers and teams

ByDarren O

The much hyped singing competition show The Voice featuring coaches Adam Levine, Blake Shelton, Cee Lo Green and Christina Aguilera premiered tonight. Check out our round-up including a list of performers with photos, what songs were performed, which coaches chose who and a poll that will let your voice be heard in regards to which team you feel is the strongest so far!

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Lynn Tilton and Forbes debate her billionaire status; is she going broke?

ByRuby Turpin

Lynn Tilton wants to know why everyone is paying attention to her all of a sudden. The handcuffs and whips have been on her office wall for ages, and she offered her executives jello shots off her abs at the Christmas party years ago. It isn’t like she just started wearing leather body suits to…

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PHOTOS Teen Mom Jenelle Evans visits a Buddhist Monastery

ByAsa Hawks

Can you say Teen Mommmmmmmmmmmmm?

In an apparent attempt to gain a little peace in her drama-filled life Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans visited the Wat Carolina Buddhist Monastery after her Teen Mom Brawl court hearing earlier in the day. Jenelle is seen in the photo doing a little meditation while sitting at a small bell tower thing. (Pardon my lack of Buddhist terminological skills)

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PHOTOS Bob Dylan at Byron Bay Bluesfest in New South Wales Australia

ByStarcasm Staff

The most influential musician of the last 100 years was on hand to help close out the Byron Bay Bluesfest in New South Wales, Australia as 69-year-old legend Bob Dylan rocked the Mojo stage Monday and Tuesday. See photos of Bob down under, set lists from both shows and a dream Australian-themed set list of slightly altered Dylan tunes!

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PHOTOS Jenelle Evans, Brittany Maggard, Britany Truett arrive for court

ByDarren O

It was like a Teen Mom fight catwalk at the Brunswick County Courthouse today as the three main players in the infamous brawl all appeared for their scheduled court date. See Evans, Britany Truett and Brittany Maggard taking the walk of shame and catch up on the results of this initial appearance including the probability that Evans will be going to trial.

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Biggest Loser love connection: Who is Austin Andrews dating?

ByRuby Turpin

Twitter is . . . well . . . a twitter about rumors Austin Andrews found love on The Biggest Loser ranch this season. But his dad, Ken Andrews, who was eliminated this week isn’t talking. The Pasadena, California Pastor will comment on his falling out with Olympic Gold Medalist, Rulon Gardner, and about the…

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Lindsay Lohan’s latest victim is Kristin Chenoweth

ByDarren O

Jay Leno managed to land Lindsay Lohan for an interview that is set to air tonight. Lost amid the million reports about what LiLo discusses and how she received a standing ovation (REALLY!?!) is that there is yet another victim in her downward spiral, Broadway star Kristin Chenoweth. Read on to find out how Chenoweth got wronged and her pleasant reaction via Twitter. Oh, and I’ve got some video from Lohan’s interview if you’re interested.

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Jenelle Evans ready to fight videotaped fight charges

ByDarren O

Another day, another court date for Teen Mom Jenelle Evans. The firecracker from Oak Island, North Carolina is scheduled today for her first appearance in regards to the charges stemming from the violent videotaped fight with Britany Truett. Her lawyer is hopeful a settlement can be reached but if not, you guessed it, Jenelle is ready to fight!

Bonus: Find out why Evans will be in court again on Friday and see her tweet that just might summarize her attorney’s argument for leniency.

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Rob Schneider marries, Gigilo no more

ByDarren O

Deuce Bigalow is a Gigolo no more! Funnyman Rob Schneider married his long time girlfriend and Mexican TV producer Patricia Azarcoya Arce in a private ceremony over the weekend. Read Rob’s blissful statement and see two great photos of the couple together. All I can say after seeing Schneider’s new bride is, “Deuce, ya done good sir!”

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Mob Wives’ Karen Gravano’s actual mug shot photo from 2000 ecstasy ring arrest

ByAsa Hawks

As part of the marketing for VH1’s new reality series Mob Wives the cast members all posed for fake mug shots to poke a little fun at the organized crime theme of the show. But, for Karen Gravano, it wasn’t the first time in front of a booking camera! Keep reading to see her intimidating mug shot from a 2000 arrest (alongside her infamous father) for being part of a multimillion dollar ecstasy ring!

What is Bethenny Frankel’s net worth?

ByStarcasm Staff

Some love her, some hate her, but for whatever it’s worth Bethenny Frankel transformed herself from a broke unknown natural foods chef to a Reality Star, best-selling author, and low-calorie margarita bottler worth (a reported) $120 million. She got her start on the Real Housewives of New York as Jill Zarin’s broke, wise-cracking friend. By…

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PHOTOS Is LeAnn Rimes copying Brandi Glanville?

ByStarcasm Staff

The Brandi Glanville-LeAnn Rimes-Eddie Cibrian live soap opera might might be enough to fill the void left by One Life to Live and All My Children. At the very least it’s a Lifetime movie that can’t end well. In fact, Eddie and LeAnn met on the set of a Lifetime movie, Nora Roberts’ Northern Lights! Keep reading for a little background on trist and see LeAnn’s Single-White-Femalish Twitpic imitation of Brandi Glanville in a bikini!

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PHOTOS VIDEOS Rebecca Black on the red carpet at “Prom” premiere

ByAsa Hawks

“Friday” singer Rebecca Black made her first major red carpet appearance Thursday night at the premiere of the film Prom held at the El Capitan Theater in Los Angeles. See photos and videos of the 13-year-old overnight star as she talks about her upcoming 5-song EP set to be released soon!

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Lynn Tilton: “Distressed Diva” billionaire reality star turns around failing businesses and gives Real Housewives a run for their money

ByRuby Turpin

When Diva of Distressed premiers on the Sundance Channel, the first things viewers will see are Tilton’s hair, her legs, her cleavage. The first things they’ll think about are her money and her power. How could anyone miss these things, when Tilton, in her skin-tight clothing, stiletto heels, and waist-length platinum blonde hair gets off her private jet, swishes across the screen, and gives pep talks to men in jeans and hard hats?

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Was Jillian Michael’s family emergency in New Zealand related to her adoption plans?

ByRuby Turpin

Biggest Loser star and fitness dominatrix Jillian Michaels missed this week’s New Zealand weigh in for a “family emergency.” Let’s hope everything is OK. Whatever might have been going on to prompt an unplanned return to LA in February when the New Zealand episode was filmed, the big family news now is that Michaels has…

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PHOTOS Amy Poehler looking rough at Hoodwinked Too! premiere

ByDarren O

While many of my compatriots consider themselves Tina Fey men I’ve always been partial to Amy Poehler’s look which made this post purty difficult! Amy made an appearance at her film Hoodwinked Too’s premiere at Tribeca over the weekend and the Parks and Recreation star was looking rough. Read on to see the full monte and to get a side-by-side of her recent appearance at Paleyfest in comparison to her over-the-weekend red carpet showing.

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PHOTOS Teen Mom Leah Messer moves out of her and Corey’s house

ByAsa Hawks

In what may be the straw that breaks the backs of Teen Mom 2 hopeless romantics, Leah Messer was photographed earlier today moving her belongings out of the home she shared with Corey Simms in Clay, West Virginia. Keep reading for dramatic photos of Leah, Corey and the twins on an extremely emotional (and drearily rainy) day.

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PHOTO Wet Paris Hilton slips-n-slides on Easter

ByDarren O

When I first caught the “after the jump” photo tweeted by Beverly Hills Housewife Kyle Richards of her famous niece Paris Hilton I was bowing down to Paris’ ability to get wet, slip-n-slide on her knees, and still provide a happy ending (that sounded dirty). But now I’m crying foul.

See the great Paris Hilton slip-n-slide photo from Easter weekend that I believe is too good to be true!

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Fan Crystal Thornton who died during, yet survived Lady Gaga concert

ByDarren O

Today’s Tasty Peep is 33-year-old Crystal Thornton from Lyles, Tennessee. Crystal is a devoted “little monster” that made her way to the Lady Gaga concert Tuesday night in Nashville where she proceeded to die during the opening act! Died, as in unconscious with no heartbeat dead but thankfully for her some seriously well-trained paramedics were on hand and brought her back to life. Catch up with Crystal and read her brief but amazing quote that shows some unmitigated “mother monster” devotion!

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Did Jennifer Del Rio scheme pregnancy to appear on 16 & Pregnant?

ByDarren O

The latest in the he said, she said war of words between 16 & Pregnant’s Jennifer Del Rio and baby-daddy Josh Smith is bringing up the same old question of whether or not the Teen Mom franchise on MTV encourages teen pregnancy.

Read Josh’s conspiracy theory argument from court papers in which he states he was set up and that Jennifer’s pregnancy was no accident.

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PHOTOS Da Brat gets amazing Michael Jackson tattoo on her leg

ByAsa Hawks

Shawntae “Da Brat” Harris was just released from prison last month after serving three years for assault after smashing a nightclub hostess over the head with a bottle of rum, and the first thing she did was rush down to the tattoo parlor to pay homage to the King of Pop himself, Michael Jackson! Keep reading to see photos of the da tat Da Brat got as well as details of the amazing assault she went to jail for and a video of her back in the studio with Jermaine Dupri.

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PHOTOS VIDEOS BIO of Ben Flajnik from The Bachelorette 2011 with Ashley Hebert

ByAsa Hawks

Meet Benajmin Flajnik, a 28-year-old winery owner from San Diego who will be one of the many eligible bachelors competing for the heart of Ashley Hebert in the upcoming seventh season of The Bachelorette! There are photos, a radio interview and even a bit of trouble with the law – everything you need to know to already have an opinion when Ben meets Ashley Hebert during the premiere May 23!

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Mob Wives’ Drita D’Avanzo’s f-bombs get radio host fired

ByStarcasm Staff

Radio host John Tabacco got whacked from his job at 970 AM after only two episodes of his family business show thanks to some on-air F-bombs from guest Drita D’avanzo from VH1’s controversial new reality series Mob Wives. Listen to the complete radio show and read D’Avanzo and Tabacco’s shocked reactions to the news!

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PHOTO – Did Corey Simms cheat on Leah with Jordan Humble?

ByStarcasm Staff

Here’s what we know. Teen Mom 2’s Leah Messer filed for divorce from Corey Simms about a week ago after 6 months of marriage, and was later filmed by MTV crying over Facebook messages. The messages were from someone named Jordan, and said things like “You are very attractive.” US Weekly has sources who say…

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PHOTOS – RHNJ new castmate Kathy Wakile, Teresa Giudice’s cousin

ByStarcasm Staff

Just because Danielle Staub got booted from Real Housewives of New Jersey doesn’t mean the series won’t still bring the table flipping. In fact, things might be more interesting now with two members of Teresa Giudice’s family added to the cast. We already know Teresa’s family is a sore point for her because of the…

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VIDEO Glee’s Heather Morris shows off her dance moves for Esquire

ByAsa Hawks

Actress and dancer Heather Morris, who plays everyone’s favorite ditsy blond cheerleader Brittany on Glee, hosts the Esquire magazine list of “50 Songs Every Man Should Listen To” in their 2011 music issue. Read the complete list and see a video of Brittany Heather demonstrating dance moves that are probably illegal in many countries!

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Drita D’Avanzo’s husband Lee Avanzo is in jail for bank robbery; has mob connection

ByStarcasm Staff

Drita D’Avanzo is a firecracker of a girl who brags about being able to put people in the hospital, may be the most likable lady on VH1’s Mob Wives (although they’re all pretty fascinating.) Drita comes from a straight (no crime) Albanian family, but married Lee D’Avanzo, who is considered by the feds to be…

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16 & Pregnant’s Valerie Fairman arrested for punching and pushing her mother

ByStarcasm Staff

We’ve seen quite a bit of violence come from the participants of 16 & Pregnant and Teen Mom, most notably Amber (multiple times) assaulting her baby’s father Gary on camera, Farrah Abraham’s mother Debra getting arrested for busting Farrah’s lip, and Jenelle Evans caught on tape beating another girl. Now we have news that Valerie…

Lindsay Lohan sentenced to four months in jail, community service at morgue and women’s center

ByStarcasm Staff

On the heels of losing her role as Victoria Gotti, Lindsay Lohan has been sentenced to about four months in jail (120 days) by Judge Stephanie Sautner for parole violation because of stolen necklace charge. She also has been ordered to complete 480 hours of community service: 360 at a women’s center, and 120 at…

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PHOTOS: How did Snooki lose weight?

ByStarcasm Staff

Just a few pounds make a big difference on pint-sized Jersey Shore caricature Snooki Polizzi. During her wildly popular run on the first three seasons of MTV’s Jersey Shore, Snooki, who struggled with an eating disorder in high school, carried a few extra pounds. The lifestyle featured on the show, boozing and lounging,didn’t exactly help…

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Tasty Peeps: Indifferent high school kid

ByDarren O

I invite you to meet our inaugural “tasty peep,” indifferent high school kid. Kid Rock visited Romeo High School in Detroit yesterday to donate $5,000 to the arts department and to kick it with students enrolled in the music program. Some of the kids went crazy when he was introduced but not our man. He knew it was gonna be a Detroit homer like Kid Rock the whole time even if others thought it was going to be Justin Bieber.

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PHOTOS Phoebe Price with pink animal print lip tattoos by Violent Lips

ByAsa Hawks

Finally women can stop it with the collagen injections and implants and instead alter their lips in a less invasive manner – lip tattoos! That’s right, thanks to a company called Violent Lips you can now temporarily adorn your kisser with a wide array of patterns and styles including The Leopard, The Red Fishnet and The Gold Glitteratti. Keep reading to see photos of the flawless Phoebe Price modeling The Pink Cheetah as well as pictures of all the styles available with prices!

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Man gets murder scene tattoo

ByStarcasm Staff

There is hard core gangsta and then there is hard core stupid. One Anthony Garcia thought he was the former but because of his Jailbreak impersonation he falls squarely in the latter. Garcia is a gang-banger from Los Angeles who has been busted for murder 7-years-after the crime was committed because…

He tattooed the entire murder scene on his freaking body! See multiple shots of the violent and detailed tattoo and get all the back story from this life is way stranger than fiction story.

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PHOTOS Mila Kunis middle school yearbook photos

ByAsa Hawks

In the latest chapter of “Before They Were Famous” we have photos of actress Mila Kunis from her time at Howe Hubert Bancroft Middle School in Los Angeles! It appears as though the brunette beauty was breaking hearts long before catching her big break as Jackie Burkhart on That ’70s Show! Keep reading for the pre-teen cuteness, including a picture of the Black Swan star with her dance troupe!

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VIDEOS Sergio Ramos drops Copa del Ray cup in front of a bus, trophy crushing ensues

ByAsa Hawks

In a scene right out of a Will Ferrell movie, Real Madrid soccer player Sergio Ramos was hoisting his team’s trophy for winning the Spanish football equivalent of the World Series when the Copa del Rey cup slipped from his hands and fell to the ground in front of the bus the team was riding on and was then run over. As you would expect, the epic boobery was caught on camera and has since made its way to youtube in numerous incarnations.

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Did JWoww try to murder her ex-boyfriend, attempt suicide?

ByStarcasm Staff

JWoww has a Klingon on Uranus in the form of ex-boyfriend Thomas Lippolis. Dude will not go away and as desperate people do he’s upped the ante by claiming he was stabbed by the reality star and that she attempted suicide by swallowing a bottle of pills. Read on for some quotes from Lippolis’ desperate cry for attention, and MONEY.

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PHOTO Teen Mom Farrah Abraham catches a shark. No, seriously.

ByAsa Hawks

Is there anything Teen Mom Farrah Abraham can’t do?!? Adding to an extensive resume that includes being a model, chef, and author (in addition to reality television superstar) Farrah can now add shark fisherman! (Fisherperson?) Keep reading to see the amazing photo and find out which Star Wars character has his interstellar panties in a wad over the whole thing!

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PHOTOS, MUGSHOTS: Six arrested in abominable murder of Seath Tyler Jackson, including Michael Bargo and ex-girlfriend Amber Wright

ByChris Gaines

Five teenagers allegedly beat and shot to death a 15-year-old boy, then burned him to ashes and disposed of him in a rock quarry in Summerfield, Florida, a small town northwest of Orlando. Get the details on this heinous crime, including Marion County Sheriff’s office mugshots.

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VIDEO The Voice judges Cee Lo, Christina, Blake and Adam go “Crazy”

ByAsa Hawks

NBC’s American Idol competitor The Voice premieres this Tuesday and today the network released a preview clip featuring the four judges (Cee Lo Green, Christina Aguilera, Blake Shelton and Adam Levine) performing the Gnarls Barkley smash single “Crazy” and it’s really, really horrible AWESOME! And not just Christina and Cee Lo! Keep reading to watch the clip and get pumped up for your post-Pia American Idol alternative!

UPDATE – Added an extended preview clip!

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NYC Househusband Simon van Kempen keeps it ‘real’ with debut single

ByDarren O

New York City Househusband Simon van Kempen has joined the stanks ranks of Danielle Staub, Kim Zolciak and The Countess by releasing {gasp} his own song. It’s called “I Am Real” and it’s a dark exploration of Simon’s inner demons, that you can dance to! Take a listen if you dare.

PHOTOS Andrew McCarthy at Tribeca opening

ByDarren O

If you came of age during the 1980’s the face of Andrew McCarthy is instantly identifiable. His roles in smash hit films including Pretty in Pink, Weekend at Bernie’s, Less Than Zero, and St. Elmo’s Fire are still resonate and associated with an important time in so many people’s lives. I’m glad to report that McCarthy was on hand for the 10th Annual Tribeca Film Festival opening last night looking casual and great. See pics and find out the major opener for the festival that he was on hand to check out.

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Teen Mom tabloidegery – Leah Messer and Corey Simms divorce fallout

ByAsa Hawks

As you might have expected you are going to see a lot of Leah Messer and Corey Simms as you wait in line at the grocery store this week as three of the major tabloids are running with the the Teen Mom 2 couple on their covers. Keep reading for a run-down on what the magazines are reporting from their various “insiders” who seem, I hate to say, relatively consistent in their stories.

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Parody Song: Tornado Hamburger Blues

ByDarren O

The most recent gone viral video hitting the internet is of Mr. Eric Hubbard who claims to have had his hamburger stolen by a tornado that struck his hometown in Mississippi. We recently posted the video with a partial transcript but now there’s already a parody song called “Tornado Hamburger Blues.” Check it out with lyrics and for goodness sake hold onto your hamburger, drink and fries folks!

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VIDEO Tornado does Hamburglar impersonation

ByDarren O

Part of the transcript from the news report video you will be watching:

Hubbard: I was scared. I was fixing to eat a hamburger and it took it! And I don’t even know where it’s at.

Pace: (incredulous) It took the hamburger right out of your hand?

Hubbard: Hamburger, fries and drink. I don’t know where it’s at.

Might as well watch it now because eventually you’re gonna see this one. As a bonus the reporter Meg Pace was kind enough to give us an update!

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The Bachelor Brad Womack and Emily Maynard reportedly split

ByAsa Hawks

Could there be a third go-round for Brad Womack? Emily Maynard reportedly ended things with two-time The Bachelor Brad Womack with a phone call on the weekend of April 9. Keep reading to find out some of the reasons Emily decided to toss in the towel and why she hasn’t made a public statement about the break-up.

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Melissa Rycroft adorable ‘Sooner’ photo of baby daughter Ava

ByDarren O

Melissa Rycroft is the poster child for reality TV as she was a contestant on The Bachelor, she was featured on Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader: Making the Team (she made the team), she competed on Dancing With the Stars, and was a co-host along with Chris Harrison for Bachelor Pad. Well Melissa’s little baby girl Ava Grace Strickland may just well become the poster child for Sooner nation following the super cute Sooner onesie pic she posted to Twitter. Warning, cute baby awwwwwwwness is waiting!

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Angry Lady Gaga addresses “Born This Way” and “Express Yourself” similarities in NME

ByAsa Hawks

Not only did Lady Gaga expose herself in a revealing series of evocative photographs for the most recent issue of NME magazine, she also exposed herself in a revealing, frustrated, profanity-laden interview! Find out what the little monster had to say about the similarities between her song “Born This Way” and Madonna’s “Express Yourself” as well as a few other foul-mouthed diatribes from a seemingly very frustrated LG!

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16 & Pregnant Jennifer Del Rio responds to latest fight with baby-daddy Josh Smith

ByDarren O

Next week’s episode of 16 & Pregnant will profile Jennifer Del Rio of Riverview, Florida. The mother of twin boys has already been a headline maker as she was featured in the Season 3 preview hitting baby-daddy Josh Smith who is shown being escorted away by the cops in handcuffs. Well the two were back at it yesterday and YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE JENNIFER’S SIDE OF THE STORY!!!! Read on for the deets as we may be on the verge of having a young lady that will make us forget all about Jenelle and Amber!

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Teen Mom 2’s Megan Nelson hospitalized for carbon monoxide poisoning

ByAsa Hawks

Chelsea Houska’s roommate and best friend from Teen Mom 2 Megan Nelson was taken to the hospital earlier today for carbon monoxide poisoning. As we reported earlier, Megan is currently pregnant so the news is especially distressing. Keep reading for an update from Megan’s dad that explains what caused it and how she is doing.