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16 and Pregnant bad boy Josh Drummonds sentenced for forgery and larceny

ByAsa Hawks

MTV’s reality docu-series 16 and Pregnant has had its fair share of bad baby daddies over the course of three seasons, but none were any “badder” than Nikkole Paulun’s borderline psychopathic insignificant other, Joshua Drummonds. The 19-year-old was arrested (again) on May 16 for forging checks he stole from his mother (that sounds about right) and was sentenced yesterday. Keep reading for more info, including my initial impression of Josh just after having seen Nikkole’s episode.

Amanda Sellers and her ex-husband Doug Hutchison
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PHOTOS Doug Hutchison’s ex-wife Amanda Sellers

ByDarren O

Before Doug Hutchison, 51, married 16-year-old Courtney Stodden and set himself up for reality TV nirvana he had tied the knot twice. One of these previous brides is an all-around talented singer, artist, voice-over pro, and blogger by the name of Amanda Sellers. See photos of Doug and Amanda together, a super-hot pic posted by Amanda on her Myspace page, background info and a side-by-side comparison between Doug’s child-bride and his ex.

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Dance Moms: Abby Lee Miller knows 9-year-olds need to be sexier to win

ByDarren O

Lifetime’s latest reality show Dance Moms focuses on the highly competitive world of youth dance troupes by following one Abby Lee Miller a head strong dance coach and her studio. In just the 2nd episode she decided to have her 8 to 9-year-old troupe up the sexy factor as a strategy to win telling one little girl, “You have to be really hot. Sexy. Make it like you’re 17 years old.” See the full episode and a clip of just the dance the girls performed. Imagine Toddlers and Tiaras a little older.

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PHOTOS Twilight Breaking Dawn cast at San Diego Comic-Con 2011

ByAsa Hawks

Cast members from the franchise-ending Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 1 were in attendance at San Diego Comic-Con earlier today where they participated in a press conference and panel discussion. Among those in attendance were the Twilight holy trinity of Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner! Keep reading for photos of everyone’s favorite menage a Twilight trio and find out which other cast members were also at the event!

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Teen Mom Jenelle Evans violates probation after failed drug test

ByAsa Hawks

According to a July 15, 2011 probation violation report Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans tested positive for THC (found in marijuana), has neglected to attend a mandatory rehab aftercare program, and is behind on court fees. Keep reading for a transcript of the violation report and Jenelle’s next court date.

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Michael Lohan is officially dating Kim Granatell from Real Housewives of New Jersey

ByStarcasm Staff

Michael Lohan, who can currently be seen gettin’ rehabed on Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew Season 5, is officially dating Kim Granatell, who is fighting for her life to be a regular cast-mate on Real Housewives of New Jersey. They have possibly been dating since April, when they were photographed kissing on a yacht and…

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VIDEOS Courtney Stodden appears on religious ‘Father Albert’ show

ByDarren O

Tell me if you’ve heard this joke; A 16-year-old and 51-year-old married couple walk into a TV studio with a priest… Okay so this isn’t a joke it’s just the latest rounds of public appearances for Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison. This time they defended their pure love on the syndicated religious show ‘Father Albert.’ See what they had to say to the priest with marital scandals of his own in the past and catch my gif that I think sums up the whole sordid mess.

VIDEO Young Adele performs “Chasing Pavements” unplugged for Billboard in 2008

ByAsa Hawks

Watch a rare video clip of Adele singing an acoustic version of her Grammy-Award-winning single “Chasing Pavementa” from 2008. The performance was recorded for Billboard magazine and although all of her vocal talents are there, she seems to lack the wonderfully energizing self-confidence she performs with now.

Teen Mom Maci Bookout son bentley and boyfriend Kyle King
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Maci Bookout discusses son Bentley’s TV retirement

ByDarren O

While Season 3 of Teen Mom plays out with Maci Bookout dealing with the relationship between her baby-daddy Ryan and boyfriend Kyle King it looks like she’s also been thinking about her son Bentley’s TV future. Read her comments in regards to how living a life in front of the cameras would prevent Bentley from having the normal life she wishes for him.

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This is how 77-year-old Giorgio Armani rolls

ByDarren O

Fashion mogul and living legend Giorgio Armani has designed suits for England’s National Football team, he’s an innovator being the first designer to ban models with a body index of less than 18 and the 77-year-old Italian billionaire looks freaking good in Speedos! See photos of Speedorgio that would put men half his age (like me for instance) to shame.

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AUDIO Casey Anthony’s lawyer’s wife calls 911 over death threats

ByDarren O

Cheney Mason was one of the high-profile attorneys that helped in the successful defense of Casey Anthony. Mason’s wife, Shirley called 911 this week after receiving several threatening phone calls. Listen to her call and find out what police are doing to help protect the Mason family.

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Weston Cage continues meltdown, arrested for… attacking himself?

ByAsa Hawks

Nicolas Cage’s son Weston Cage has clearly staked his claim to the looniest celebrity crown previously held by such Hollyweird luminaries as Mel Gibson and Charlie Sheen. In his latest act of coo-coo, Weston was arrested for felony domestic violence after reportedly being cut in an altercation with himself. Keep reading for your daily Weston fix and a possible theory as to why he might have unleashed his much-touted fighting skills on himself.

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PHOTOS 16 and Pregnant’s Aubrey Akerill’s weight loss due to thyroid tumors, not drugs

ByAsa Hawks

16 and Pregnant star Aubrey Wolters Akerill came under a maelstrom of controversy after MTV aired a “Where Are They Now?” special in which Aubrey was shown partying it up, kissing another girl on a pool table while drunk, and talking about becoming a stripper. She had also lost a lot of weight, which lead many to speculate she has been using drugs. But Aubrey reveals that her recent weight loss is due to multiple thyroid tumors in her neck and she even shared a photo to prove it!

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VIDEO Swamp People’s Troy Landry goes cypress log hunting

ByAsa Hawks

When Swamp People‘s Troy Landry isn’t wrestling a 500lb alligator into his boat he spends some of his time trying to round up a different breed of 500lb monsters – cypress logs! Keep reading to let the “King of the Swamp” take you on a narrated swamp tour as he searches for ancient cypress logs left behind by cypress sawmills abandoned ages ago. (Even if you don’t like swamps, alligators or wood, I promise you the clip is worth it just to listen to Troy talk – his Cajun charm puts Paul Prudhomme to shame!)

Jerry Campbell of A&E's American Hoggers

VIDEO Boar killin’ trailer for American Hoggers

ByDarren O

Jerry Campbell is a living hog hunting legend. He’s a former Texas Ranger and he’s the man in The Lone Star State you want if a wild boar is threatening you. Check out the great over 2 minute trailer that will have you hooked on The Campbells, including Jerry’s boy Robert and his daughter Krystal, and waiting for the Aug 16 premiere.

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Dwight Eubanks not returning to Real Housewives of Atlanta, says show is “buffoonery”

ByAsa Hawks

The Real Housewives of Atlanta‘s gaytriarch Dwight Eubanks says he will not be returning for the fourth season of the popular reality show, claiming television is “so much buffoonery and craziness” that “I just can’t do it. I refuse to do it.” He also revealed he may have his own reality series soon.

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PHOTOS Audrina Patridge goes topless for Bongo Jeans adverts

ByAsa Hawks

Nothing sells jeans like bare breasts! Actually you can pretty much inserts whatever product you like in the place of “jeans” and you’ll do alright, especially if you’ve got “The Hills” of Audrina Patridge working for you! Such is the case with Bongo Jeans, who recently signed the reality star as their spokesmodel and quickly got her down to some fashion essentials: a pair of jeans and some epic black stiletto heels.

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VIDEOS Teen Mom S3 E3 After Show and bonus footage

ByDarren O

In the latest edition of the After Show for Teen Mom things get really emotional as Farrah tries to explain how lonely and sad she continues to feel in coping with the passing of Sophia’s father. It really is one of those special heart-felt moments that only Teen Mom can deliver as we see a young woman who is hurting, alone and doing her best to try and relocate her happiness in the face of loss all the while having to keep up a front and try to push through for her daughter.

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PHOTO Mob Wives Drita D’Avanzo and husband Lee D’Avanzo together

ByAsa Hawks

Caving into pressure from television viewers and fans, Mob Wives star Drita D’Avanzo finally released a photo of her husband Lee D’Avanzo! Keep reading to see what could very well be the most dangerous couple in America from happier times – you know, back before Drita found out Lee took their daughter to a beauty salon where he hooked up with a stylist.

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Court papers accuse Britney Spears of breaking wind, picking nose, using meth

ByDarren O

In court papers, former Spears staffer Fernando Flores has accused Britney Spears of, passing gas, picking her nose, not bathing, not using deodorant, exposing herself nude without request, not brushing her teeth, chain smoking, cutting her hair erratically to cause bald spots and requiring staff to call her “Queen Bee” or “Jennifer.” Who says it’s easy being Britney Spears!?!

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Teen Mom’s Gary Shirley shares videos of daughter Leah driving a car and dancing to Bonnie Tyler

ByAsa Hawks

Watch two videos of Gary Shirley and Amber Portwood’s daughter Leah having a blast driving a little hot pink car and then dancing along to Bonnie Tyler’s “Total Eclipse of the Heart!” It will warm your heart to see her so happy amidst all of the stressful things happening with her mom! (Thanks to Gary for sharing these)

VIDEO Casey Anthony reportedly on St. George Island, Florida?

ByAsa Hawks

Casey Anthony’s disappearance since she was released from an Orlando, Florida jail on Sunday has left news and media outlets baffled as to her current whereabouts. According to new reports her plane touched down in St. George Island, Florida Tuesday afternoon and she may be staying in a gated community there. Keep reading for the sketchy details and to watch a video report from a local news station!

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PHOTOS David Beckham is 2nd sexiest man alive on a motorcycle

ByAsa Hawks

Just when us mortal men thought we couldn’t feel any mortaller, superhuman hunkster David Beckham cranked up the testosterawesome by going for a ride on his F131 Hellcat Combat motorcycle in Malibu, California earlier today. See photos of emasculating duo and find out which male celebrity looks even sexier on his bad ass two-wheeler!

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PHOTOS Top Five ‘Seventeen’ magazine covers featuring stars before they were stars

ByAsa Hawks

To help Seventeen magazine celebrate it 65th birthday I’ve compiled a list of my top five Seventeen magazine covers that feature stars before they were stars! I won’t do any name dropping here so as not to spoil anything, but I feel confident that your eyes will widen at least once!

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First official The Hunger Games movie poster released, and it’s animated!

ByAsa Hawks

Excitement and anticipation continue to mount as Lionsgate continues production of The Hunger Games film based on the hugely popular series of books by Suzanne Collins. Today the production company released the first official Hunger Games movie poster and although it doesn’t feature any of the cast it does have the added surprise of being animated!

Rupert Murdoch pie attacker Jonathan May-Bowles political rant

ByDarren O

See a crazy video involving toys and toilets from the British bloke Jonathan May-Bowles (also known as Jonnie Marbles) who attempted and failed to custard pie Rupert Murdoch in the face during a session of Parliament. Murdoch is at the center of a hacking scandal involving his defunct paper News of the World while May-Bowles is now in the running for epic fail of the year for his pie miss.

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Teen Mom’s Butch Baltierra hospitalized with pancreatitis

ByAsa Hawks

Some more bad news from the Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra camp – in addition to Tyler’s puppy Zues suffering from life-threatening Parvo his dad Butch has been taken to the hospital with pancreatitis. Keep reading for the sketchy details and links to where you can keep up with his status.

Krystal Campbell American Hoggers
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PHOTOS Meet Krystal Campbell of American Hoggers, aka ‘Krystal Pistol Campbell’

ByDarren O

On August 16 A&E is going to unleash the bad ass hog hunting Texas family The Campbells onto the reality TV landscape in a show called American Hoggers. The Campbells include retired Texas Ranger Jerry Campbell (64), his son Robert Campbell (28), and daughter Krystal Campbell (23). At first I thought Miss Krystal was just for show, but after doing a little digging I discovered she’s the real .357 Ruger gun-toting deal! See photos and get bio information on this educated, sexy, horseback-riding, hog killin’ gal!

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PHOTOS VIDEO BIO Meet Neill Skylar of Most Eligible Dallas

ByRuby Turpin

Neill Skylar is a newcomer to the tight-knit group of Dallas A-listers featured on Bravo’s new show, Most Eligible Dallas. Read on to find out all about this blond bombshell who moonlights as an actress, musician, real estate agent, single mother and now Bravolebrity! Includes photos, videos and even Neill’s previous less sexy surname.

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VIDEO Snooki’s car crash in Italy caught on tape plus Jersey Shore Season 4 preview trailer

ByAsa Hawks

One of the stories sure to be a major part of Jersey Shore Season 4 is Snooki’s infamous collision with an Italian police vehicle while driving around Florence with Deena Cortese. There were some after-the-fact photos circulated online, and even some that featured Snooki wearing what turned out to be a fake neckbrace the next day, but there wasn’t any photos or footage of the actual accident… until now! Keep reading for the brief but hilarious clip (no one was injured) that is proof people should wear seatbelts and Snooki should not be driving!

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VIDEO Game of Thrones “Damn It Feels Good To Be A Lannister” with lyrics

ByAsa Hawks

What do you get when you mash up one of the all time great ironic movie theme songs with the best new television series of 2011? You get “Damn It Feels Good To Be A Lannister” – a video tribute to the hoighty toighty, incestuous, holier-than-thou, debt-paying Medieval Game of Thrones gangsters from House Lannister set to the beat of “Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta” from Mike Judge’s Office Space.

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VIDEOS Courtney Stodden dances to Aguilera and with Michael Jackson

ByDarren O

I feel a little strange labeling videos that are just a couple of years old featuring a now 16-year-old bride “vintage” but that’s exactly what this post is crammed full of. Buckle in as you see a 15-year-old Courtney strut in a bikini for one of Donald Trump’s beauty contests, then catch your breath before seeing a sailor costumed 14-year-old Courtney dancing to Christina Aguilera’s “Candyman” and dancing with Michael Jackson for his hit “Don’t Stop Till You Get Enough!”

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PHOTOS Lady Gaga goes with black leather and face lace for Howard Stern appearance

ByAsa Hawks

See Lady Gaga’s multiple dominatrix-themed outfits she wore for her appearance on The Howard Stern Show earlier today that included some vicious thigh-high black leather boots, a transparent plastic skirt and… face lace? Also, listen to LG’s powerful acoustic performance of “Edge of Glory” from the show!

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South Carolina couple see Jesus in Walmart receipt

ByDarren O

Every so often one of these “images of Jesus on a random object” come across the news wire but I found this one to be particularly interesting and uniquely American. South Carolina couple Jacob Simmons and fiancee Gentry Lee Sutherland say they see the likeness of Jesus Christ in a Walmart receipt. See the eerie receipt, the couple and a video report on the simulacrum.

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PHOTOS Weston Cage shaves his head, rants about it on Facebook, plans to become MMA fighter

ByAsa Hawks

Move over tiger blood and Adonis DNA, meet scorpion blood and Kratos DNA! That’s right, the mantle of looniest celebrity has once again been passed and the new holder of the title is yet another son of a celebrity, Nicolas Cage’s death metal gothspring Weston Cage. Keep reading to find out Weston’s verbose reasons for shaving his long, black death metal hair and see photos of his new fleshy skull cap.

PHOTOS 85 million dollar Spelling mansion buyer’s bangin’ bikini bod

ByDarren O

I sure do miss the days of being a 22-year-old Formula One heiress with a banging bikini body and buying Candy Spelling’s old 85 million dollar mansion. Oh wait, that wouldn’t be me that would be the seriously fine and seriously wealthy young woman Petra Ecclestone. See two photos of Petra and her assets on a yacht in St. Tropez and find out where she got the money to purchase the most expensive residential real estate listing in America.

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Springsteen surprises at Clarence Clemons tribute concert

ByDarren O

It’s still hard to believe that Clarence Clemons is gone. As for the Big Man’s sidekick Scooter he got back to doing what comes naturally as Bruce Springsteen dropped into Asbury Park’s Wonder Bar for a surprise 45-minute set. Catch three killer quality videos from the night and two professional photos of Springsteen laying it down in memory of Clarence.

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PHOTO Teen Mom Farrah Abraham to star in Charlie’s Angels

ByAsa Hawks

Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham is completely gung-ho in her aspirations to pursue success outside of reality television! In addition to her numerous modeling gigs, writing a book, and moving to Florida to finish up her culinary degree so she can someday open a restaurant, this Teen Momtrepreneur is also adding acting to her extensive resume! She tweeted earlier today that she is “going to be in the New Charlie Angels movie!” Keep reading for what we believe is a slight correction to that statement as well as what Farrah would look like alongside Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore! (PLUS – We address the obvious familial connection between Farrah and this classic television franchise.)

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Taylor Armstrong makes it official, files for divorce from Russell Armstrong

ByAsa Hawks

Welcome to this week’s cover story for “DUH!” magazine. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills‘ Taylor Armstrong has finally filed for divorce from husband Russell Armstrong. The filing comes after months and months (that’s decades and decades in television viewers’ years) of “trying to make it work” from the couple who went to relationship school and got an F- in Chemistry. Keep reading for Taylor’s official statement.

PHOTO Meet Elin Nordegren’s new boyfriend Jamie Dingman

ByAsa Hawks

It’s been more than ten months since Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren Woods snuck into a Bay County, Florida courthouse and finalized their divorce after Tiger’s numerous infidelities with numerous assorted mistresses surfaced in the press. Elin move back to her home country of Sweden where she was thought to be living the secluded life of a single mother of two ever since. But, reports are that Elin has been dating Jamie Dingman, son of billionaire Charlie Dingman, for months! Keep reading for a photo of Jamie and get a little background info on this eligible bachelor, who happens to be a successful business man in his own right.

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MUG SHOT Woman arrested for trying to murder a Casey Anthony look-alike

ByDarren O

Look, I understand there’s a lot of outrage out there because of the Casey Anthony verdict but one Shireen Nalley from Oklahoma took it a little too far! This maniac followed a clerk by the name of Sammay Blackwell out of work, chased her down and rammed her causing Sammay’s truck to flip twice. She then yelled “You’re trying to kill babies” at her while she pretended to be dead. Why? Because Sammay looks like Casey Anthony (with side-by-side comparison for proof).

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PHOTOS A very pregnant Jenna Fischer attends ‘A Little Help’ premiere

ByAsa Hawks

See pictures of The Office star Jenna Fischer showing off her growing baby bump at the premiere of her new film A Little Help. Also in attendance (and yes we have pictures!) were her fellow The Office cast mates Angela Kinsey, Oscar Nuñez, Ed Helms, Ellie Kemper and Kate Flannery!

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VIDEO Doug Hutchison on 16-year-old bride, ‘Courtney’s plastic surgeon was God’

ByStarcasm Staff

After shocking the interwebs, 16-year-old singer Courtney Stodden and The Green Mile actor Doug Hutchison have finally sat down for an interview to discuss their controversial marriage. See how the two defended their actions, what the repercussions have been and the plans that they have professionally for the future. Also see three choice screen grabs from the clip.

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PHOTOS Teen Mom’s Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra chillin’

ByAsa Hawks

Man o man – the girls and guys of Teen Mom can’t do anything without someone snappin’ pics! Such was the case this week when Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra were at his cousin Nicholas’ birthday party and the two were photographed hanging out with some buds – Bud Lights to be exact! Keep reading for the not-so-incriminating pics as well as some more good news/bad news from the couple and a surprise appearance by another Teen Mom superstar!

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VIDEOS Teen Mom S3 E2 After Show and bonus footage

ByDarren O

It’s time for our weekly roundup of the Teen Mom After Show and bonus footage as the girls of the show (minus Amber who was in rehab for the taping) discuss the latest episode including Farrah’s modeling career, Maci blasting Ryan for being awful to her and his mother and Catelynn’s explanation of how Tyler makes her a better person.

The bonus footage is of Amber, Gary and Leah moving into their new diggs. There’s a laundry hamper for a TV stand and Gary’s mom Carol gets upset because she thinks Leah’s learned to drop F-bombs from Amber!

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RHOBH Russell Armstrong moves out, headed for divorce from Taylor Armstrong

ByAsa Hawks

Much like their love-tank-challenged Orange County counterparts Vicki and Donn Gunvalson, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills‘ Taylor Armstrong and Russell Armstrong’s efforts to keep their marriage together appears to be failing. Russell has reportedly already moved out of the house and a divorce is imminent. Find out what Russell says is the reason for the split!

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham begins crying while talking about Derek's mother Stormie Clark
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VIDEO Teen Mom Farrah Abraham talks about Stormie Clark, Derek’s mother

ByAsa Hawks

We mentioned in our Teen Mom Season 3 preview that a large part of Farrah Abraham’s story line this season would involve her legal battle with Derek Underwood’s mother, Stormie Clark. That certainly seems to be the case after viewing this preview clip from next week’s episode in which Farrah visits her therapist Dina to talk about the stress she was feeling over Stormie Clark’s threats to get a lawyer and seek visitation rights for her granddaughter Sophia.

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Photo O’ The Day: Brian Wilson at the ESPY Awards

ByStarcasm Staff

When the San Francisco Giants made their unlikely run to the World Series championship last year the world was introduced to the certifiable wackiest cat in sports, pitcher Brian Wilson, and his beautiful black beard. Yesterday he only further solidified that crown with the indescribable spandex tuxedo outfit he rocked to ESPN’s yearly best-in-sports show the ESPY Awards. Check it out and see two photobombs laid out side-by-side that double as a life lesson. It’s how we do it folks!

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PHOTOS BIO VIDEO Meet Matt Nordgren of Bravo’s “Most Eligible Dallas”

ByRuby Turpin

Matt Nordgren is an All-American Texan hottie and one of the stars of Bravo’s new series Most Eligible Dalllas. In addition to his 6′ 5″ frame and blue-eyed charmer looks Matt’s “most eligible” resume includes being a University of Texas quarterback, businessman, philanthropist, playboy and former boyfriend of celebrity headline grabbers Audrina Patridge and Vienna Girardi! Read on for all the deets on this sexy Texan who is sure to be Andy Cohen’s new favorite everything!

Complete list of Game of Thrones’ 13 Emmy Award nominations

ByAsa Hawks

HBO dominated the field of nominees for the 63rd Primetime Emmy Awards garnering a whopping total of 104 nominations! Their original miniseries Mildred Pierce and drama series Boardwalk Empire combined for 39 nominations and their original movies Cinema Verite and Too Big to Fail helped add to the total. But what I’m most excited about are the 13 nominations for my favorite new drama series of 2011: Game of Thrones! Keep reading for a full list of the show’s nominations and their competitors in each category, as well as a gnarly new Iron Throne complete with all 13 statuettes the cast and crew will most assuredly walk away with come Emmy night!

VIDEO Man who survived 100mph car crash to be featured on The Indestructibles

ByDarren O

Back on Aug 23, 2010 then 19-year-old Brennan Eden launched his Firebird at over 100 mph off of a median dirt ramp into an overpass and has managed to live to tell the tale. His incredible story will be featured this weekend on an episode of Nat Geo’s The Indestructibles as crash investigator Tim Leggett breaks down the circumstances that allowed Eden to survive. See the incredible footage of the crash, a brief summary of how Leggett explains the miraculous survival and an update on how Brennan is doing now.

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PHOTOS Weston Cage reunites with wife Nikki Williams, expresses his love on Facebook

ByAsa Hawks

They say love conquers all and that appears to be the case with Nicolas Cage’s troubled son Weston Cage and his wife Nikki Williams. Less than two weeks after the newlyweds were involved in a bloody altercation in their Los Angeles home and arrested for domestic violence they were spotted out together celebrating their reunion in Beverly Hills. Keep reading for photos of the happy couple and read Weston’s infamously loopy and Gothic proclamations about Nikki from his Facebook page!