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Dina Manzo appears on Chelsea Lately – September 1, 2009

This video warmed up a tiny bit of my heart for Dina Manzo. I thought she was kind of “blah” on Real Housewives, but she’s a good sport here. I kind of wanted to go have a drink with Dina and Chelsea after watching this, but I’d probably have dump a bottle of peroxide on…

Hayden Christensen’s brother Tove arrested for assault after dragging girlfriend in car

TMZ reports that Hayden Christensen’s brother has been arrested for felony assault with a deadly weapon this morning. Police responded to a 2:30 a.m. call after Tove allegedly dragged his girlfriend 30 feet in his car after an argument. The girlfriend had marks on her arm. She had been pushed to the ground, and reached…

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Oxycontin found in DJ AM’s stomach, mouth suggests possible suicide

A law enforcement source told People that there’s a new report surfacing in regard to DJ AM’s death that suggests his death may have been a suicide. It was originally thought that DJ AM, whose real name is Adam Goldstein, died of an accidental overdose after a drug relapse. This new report indicates that Goldstein…

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LeAnn Rimes steps out after finally announcing divorce from Dean Sheremet

LeAnn Rimes has officially announced via her website that her marriage to Dean Sheremet is over. Her lover, Eddie Cibrian filed for divorce from him wife Brandi Glanville last week. Rimes met Cibrian while filming Northern Lights and rumors have swirled of their affair for a while. The singer married Sheremet, who was a dancer…

Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar announce 19th baby – will they go for 20?
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Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar announce 19th baby – will they go for 20?

The Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar are continuing their efforts to populate a large country (as to where they’ll all live when this is done – I hear most of Siberia is open) by going for a 19th child. The couple have been doing their marital duties without protection for over twenty years, yet they…

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PHOTOS Carrie Bradshaw is permed and pearled – Sarah Jessica Parker goes 80s glam on set of Sex and the City 2

Sarah Jessica Parker looks like she’s been hit with a Dynasty stick on the set of the new Sex and the City Movie. My brain is telling me this is a flashback sequence, while my gut is telling me that this is just another one of Carrie Bradshaw’s fashion-forward-backward-and-sideways looks. The hair is so horrible…

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Top Ten Disney and Marvel Mash-up Movies

It was announced yesterday that Disney will be purchasing Marvel entertainment for $4 billion, injecting over 5,000 characters from the Marvel Universe into the Disney library while giving Marvel, who only recently got into the movie-making business with Iron Man and The Hulk, access to the massive movie-making machinery of Disney and Pixar studios as…

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VIDEO Tony Romo’s girlfriend is Chace Crawford’s sister, Miss Missouri Candice Crawford?

Celeb TV is reporting that Tony Romo has been getting cozy with Gossip Girl‘s Chace Crawford’s sister, Candice. Candice Crawford isn’t just a television hottie’s sister, she’s got an impressive resume of her own. She is currently holding the title of Miss Missouri and is a Dallas TV sports reporter. She’s even got a website…

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PHOTOS Blake Lively films backyard BBQ in Ben Affleck’s ‘The Town’

Blake Lively may play a privileged princess on Gossip Girl, but she can also pull off white trash queen. I mean that in a good way. She’s currently shooting a film directed by Ben Affleck called The Town, where she plays Affleck’s ex-girlfriend and mother of his child. The film is based on Chuck Hogan’s…

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Halloween Comes Early – Jon & Kate Plus 8 Season 5, Episode 12 Recap: ‘Dude Ranch and Dress Up’

Little did I know when I turned on Jon and Kate last night that I was walking into a television nightmare. The episode lulled me in with the typical presentation of cutesy activities and family bonding, but just when I thought I had a grasp on the general plot…there was a turn. In between sweet…

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Everything Zen – Gavin Rossdale shirtless at the beach

When I was thirteen, my girlfriends and I would listen to Bush’s Sixteen Stone on constant repeat. “Glycerine” in particular made our toes quiver. We would suck on Blowpops and drink Sprite and dream of a pseudo grungy heaven with Mr. Rossdale (we were too stupid in the head to listen to Nirvana).  Gavin Rossdale…

PHOTOS The “Awwww Files” Chimp Anjana and Puma cub Sierra

Need a shot in the arm of cuteness? Look no further than these photos of the matronly five-year-old chimpanzee Anjana and her adopted kitty Sierra, a nine-week-old puma cub. The odd couple are residents of The Institute of Greatly Endangered and Rare Species (T.I.G.E.R.S) Preserve in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. Orphaned chimp Anjana lives with…

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Who is Kim Zolciak’s ex-husband, Daniel Toce? Plus VIDEO of Lee Najjar on MTV’s Teen Cribs

Kim Zolciak was married to a man named Daniel Toce for more than three years, from September 2001 to February 2003. You can check out the divorce documents here. There have a been a minefield of rumors and speculation about Kim’s ex husband. Many people believe she is getting huge child support and alimony checks…

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Spouse Swapping: Shania Twain dating Frederic Thiebaud, former husband of the woman her husband cheated with

Friday night was Shania Twain’s 44th birthday, and as a gift to her fans she published a letter and video on her website detailing her recent extensive travels. She also revealed an interesting tidbit: she’s in a relationship with Frederic Theibaud, the former husband of Marie-Anne Thiebaud, the woman her husband cheated on her with….

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Kim Kardashian launches new perfume EXCLUSIVE SNEAK PEEK!

Badonkalicious reality star Kim Kardashian has signed a deal to release her own fragrance. Working with “Power by 50 Cent” creators Lighthouse Beauty (Shouldn’t that be Lighthouse Booty?), the plans are to have the perfume on shelves sometime in 2010. The chief executive of Brand Asset Group (Heh heh, “asset”) Chris Lighty tells Women’s Wear…

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CELEBRITY PROJECT FUNWAY Project Runway Episode Two ‘Pregnancy Chic’

Celebrity Project Funway is an exclusive feature of starcasm.net that I hope to be able to update weekly. Basically I take the winning and losing design for the week’s episode of Project Runway (plus one “bonus” design of my choosing) and “fit” them on a celebrity. I’ll offer up a little explanation for my choices…

Oasis Breaks Up! Noel Gallagher quit the band after fight with Liam

Oasis frontman Noel Gallagher quit the band last night just minutes before they were supposed to play the Rock en Seine Festival in Paris, France. The Sun reported that Noel Gallagher got into a blow-out fight with his brother Liam that resulted in Liam smashing Noel’s guitar. The brothers are notorious for bickering with each…

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RIP: DJ AM, a.k.a. Adam Goldstein, found dead of apparent overdose [PHOTOS]

TMZ reports that DJ AM was found dead today in New York at 5:20pm. Drug paraphernalia found at the scene suggests DJ AM, whose real name is Adam Goldstein, died from an apparent drug overdose. He was 36 years old. TMZ claims that Goldstein had not been heard from in days, and that his friends…

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John Krasinski and Emily Blunt engaged! Wedding photo from the future!

John Krasinki’s rep has confirmed with People and Just Jared that the 29-year-old The Office star is engaged to his 26-year-old girlfriend, actress Emily Blunt. I’m gonna stretch the bounds between fiction and reality by dubbing the celebrity couple “Jimily.” You saw it here first! (If I absolutely have to use “real” names I guess…

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Michael Jackson Coroner’s Report Rules His Death a Homicide

The official cause of Michael Jackson’s death has just been released by the L.A. Coroner’s Office and it is Acute Propofol intoxication, which has been the speculation for some time now, which makes the case a homicide. The full report, including the complete toxicology report, is still on security hold by request of the LAPD….

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How did Lisa Wu Hartwell’s older brother Meho die?

Lisa Wu Hartwell’s storyline during Season 2 of Real Housewives of Atlanta involves Lisa’s struggle over visiting her older brother Meho’s grave site for the first time while she’s visiting L.A. for her grandmother’s 90th birthday party. Lisa’s siblings, including brother Andre and sister Marlowe, are trying to persuade her to visit the site for…

PHOTOS Coley Laffoon upset about Anne Heche’s stinging words on Letterman

Coley Laffoon is ruffled after Anne Heche dragged him under the bus and then ran over him four or five times last night on David Letterman. She told Letterman, who recently got hitched, that no one should ever get married, and then went on to call her ex-husband Coley Laffoon a lazy ass. Heche, also…

PHOTOS Sandra Bullock at the All About Steve premiere FASHION FAIL

In what looked like a premiere for The Divine Secrets of the Oh No You Didn’t, Sandra Bullock showed fans and photographers outside of the Grauman’s Chinese Theatre what you can do with a black skirt, three pieces of fabric and a stapler. (Answer: not much) Sandra was there for the premiere of her most…

VIDEO Mortal Kombat Soccer! Sergio Jauregui plants a flying kick on Leonardo Medina

Here’s an unbelievable video of Blooming soccer player Sergio Jauregui doing a flying kick Sega-style on Oriente’s Leonardo Medina. Apparently the attack stemmed from an earlier incident in which Jauregui received a red card. (You can see that incident in the videos as well.)

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PHOTOS Miranda Kerr and Melissa Rycroft at Victoria’s Secret Heavenly Enchanted perfume launch

Photos of Miranda Kerr, Melissa Rycroft and Giuliana Rancic hosting the launch of the Victoria Secrets perfume “Heavenly Enchanted” at The Grove in Los Angeles, California on August 26th, 2009. Be honest, did you even notice Miranda was holding a perfume bottle in the photo? I know I didn’t! Dayum she look goooood! Nothing against…

PHOTOS Did Gretchen Rossi get millions from Jeff Beitzel?

Although Gretchen said at the last Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion that she didn’t get “millions and millions” from her dead “fiance” Jeff Beitzel, it turns out that might not quite  be true. TMZ has uncovered some of Jeff’s financial papers revealing that Gretchie-Gretch pulled in a cool $2.5 million for her work with…

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VIDEO Police have found Jasmine Fiore’s car, the missing white Mercedes

Here is video of Jasmine Fiore’s missing Mercedes being towed after it was found in a West Hollywood parking lot. The Buena Park PD have confirmed to TMZ that it is indeed her car. Someone living next door to the parking lot told the website that the car had been there since August 15. From…

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Did Chelsea Handler dump her “Silver Fox” boyfriend/boss Ted Harbert?

If I worked at E! today would be a Valium day. Things are probably a little tense at the network because Chelsea Handler’s reportedly dumped her direct boss, Comcast CEO Ted Harbert. Gatecrasher says that she made him move out of the house they’ve shared for three years. They didn’t give a reason for the…

VIDEO Karen Sypher tapes released and Rick Pitino press conference with transcription

Here is the videotaped complaint of Karen Sypher, the woman accusing Louisville University head basketball coach Rick Pitino of raping her at a restaurant in 2003. The Louisville Metro Police released the tapes today, even though they have refused to charge Pitino with the crime, with prosecutor David Stengel stating Karen Sypher’s claims were “void…

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VIDEO Complete Interview Kate Gosselin on Larry King Live 8-25-09

Kate Gosselin went on Larry King Live tonight to address some of the controversial issues swirling around her and husband Jon Gosselin. The main issues are the fallout of the divorce on the children and Jon’s very public “wild” life of partying and his relationships with multiple women. Here is the interview in three parts…

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Top Ten Comic Book Titles to Launder Drug Money With

Police in Denver seized comic books worth at least $500,000 while arresting two brothers suspected of running a multi-million-dollar methamphetamine distribution ring. The Colorado Attorney General John Struthers says, “It was their intent to launder money, and their choice was collector comic books.” Don Quick, the district attorney for Adams County revealed some of the…

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Chris Brown Sentenced for Rihanna Assault; Will be doing counseling, physical labor

As part of a plea deal Chris Brown is on 5 years probation for hitting his then girlfriend pop sensation Rihanna, real name Robyn Rihanna Fenty, last February. He’s also been sentenced to 6-months of physical community labor (this means Chris Brown could be picking up trash at a roadside near you!), 52-weeks domestic violence…

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Melanie Griffith has a “routine” visit to rehab center Cirque Lodge in Utah

Over 20 years ago Melanie Griffith checked into rehab for the first time after getting too into the Working Girl lifestyle. At the time Melanie, then 31, had just endured a divorce from Stephen Bauer the year before and was left all alone with nothing but the movie role that would rocket her from fledgling…

PHOTOS James May’s actual-size Lego house pictures!

Here are some of the first photos of the actual size Lego house being built by James May for his BBC series “James May’s Toy Stories.” Construction is well under way on the Denbies Wine Estate in Dorking, UK. That’s right – “Dorking – could there be a more appropriate home for Shangri-Lego? Once the…

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PHOTOS The World of Poodle Grooming, pictures by Ren Netherland

Here is a gallery of real life 3-d poodle doodles, winners of “creative grooming” shows from around the country where pet groomers are given two hours to transform canines into…well, just about anything. Photographer Ren Netherland, 48, travels the countryside in a bus/portable photography studio capturing these living works of art. (No word if he…

Japan’s Abashiri Brewery does colored beer…the right way?

For most people brightly colored beer is a novelty reserved for certain holidays or sporting championships, but the Abashiri Brewery in Hokkaido, Japan takes it very seriously. For instance, to brew their Ohotsk Blue Draft they don’t just toss in a little blue food coloring, they use seaweed grown locally to create the bright blue…

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‘Real Housewives of OC’ star Lynne Curtin to divorce husband over eviction and money issues?

CLICK HERE to read more about Lynne and Frank Curtin’s financial and legal troubles. Lynne Curtin from The Real Housewives of Orange County is having tough financial and marital times. Last week we found out that she was about to be evicted from her home for not paying over $12,000 dollars, and now we find…

VIDEO Heidi Montag Pratt performs “Body Language” at the 2009 Miss Universe pagaent

Last night Heidi Montag (Pratt) performed at the Miss Universe pageant wearing a tacky version of Britney’s Bombshell 2000 VMA flesh-colored sparkle outfit. Mrs. Pratt proceeded to flail her arms and move out of rhythm while lip syncing her ear-assaulting song “Body Language.” Britney can’t really dance either, but her talent is exuding sex appeal….

VIDEO PHOTO Ryan Jenkins found dead in Canada motel, suicide by hanging
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VIDEO PHOTO Ryan Jenkins found dead in Canada motel, suicide by hanging

Ryan Alexander Jenkins, a suspect in the strangling death of his wife Jasmine Fiore, has been found dead in British Columbia, Canada. – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – MOST RECENT UPDATE – Further details are emerging in the apparent suicide…

VIDEO Unassisted triple play by Eric Bruntlett of the Philadelphia Phillies

Amazing video of Eric Bruntlett turning an unassisted triple play in the ninth ending to end an already wild inter-divisional game between the New York Mets and the Philadelphia Phillies. This was the 15th unassisted triple play in the history of major league baseball, and only the second to end a game. According to STATS…

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Jim and Pam from The Office SUPER-SIZED wedding photo!

The response on our Jim and Pam wedding photos post has been so great that I decided to go against the wishes of our over-strained server and offer up a super-duper wallpaper-sized photo of the happy couple! How cool is that? (We don’t allow folks to work for us unless they are a fan of…

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VIDEO Amy Winehouse performs live with The Specials at The V Festival

Amy Winehouse had her first not horrible return to the stage Saturday night as she joined The Specials at The V Festival at Hylands Park in the UK. The performance is less than spectacular, but she didn’t fall down, walk off or otherwise embarrass herself during renditions of “Ghost Town” and “You’re Wondering Now.” She…

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PHOTOS Milla Jovovich and Paul W. S. Anderson wedding pictures 43 total!

Check out all the great photos from the wedding of actress Milla Jovovich and husband/director Paul W. S. Anderson! They were married in their Beverly Hills backyard with Milla (33) sporting a 1960s mini-wedding dress of her own design. Carrying the flowers (and stealing the show!) was the couples 20-month old daughter Ever Gabo. The…

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PHOTOS Jim and Pam from The Office wedding pictures Jenna Fischer John Krasinski

Jim and Pam got married! And here are tons of photos from the set of The Office featuring John Krasinki and Jenna Fischer looking like the perfect couple! The wedding scene was shot August 22 in Van Nuys, California. I see Toby and Kelly – but where’s everybody else? Is this an elopement? And it’s…

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CELEBRITY PROJECT FUNWAY! Silly take on Project Runway Season 6 Episode 1

Celebrity Project Funway is an exclusive feature of starcasm.net that I hope to be able to update weekly. Basically I take the winning and losing design for the week’s episode of Project Runway (plus one “bonus” design of my choosing) and “fit” them on a celebrity. I’ll offer up a little explanation for my choices…

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Nene Leakes opens up about stripper past

After denying her stripper past, Nene Leakes is now an out and proud former stripper after revealing details in her book Never Make the Same Mistake Twice. Nene owns the bewitching sway that gave her back her confidence and provided financial security for her and her son. Here’s what she had to say: “You’re nervous…

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VIDEO Ryan Alexander Jenkins Jasmine Fiore murder press conference

More details are emerging in the Jasmine Fiore murder investigation, including gruesome disfigurement details. The man suspected of killing the former model is her husband Ryan Alexander Jenkins, who is still at large and believed to be in Canada. Here are the bullet points of the most recent information, mostly gleaned from TMZ.com and a…

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VIDEO Jasmine Fiore murder suspect Ryan Alexander Jenkins’ escape boat towed

Here is video footage of Ryan Alexander Jenkins’ boat being towed by the Coast Guard from Point Roberts. Point Roberts is a U.S. territory sharing a border with Canada located approximately 10 miles off the coast of Washington state. The boat was brought to the mainland town of Blaine, Washington, where Jenkins’ SUV was left…

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PHOTOS Stephanie Santoro and Jon Gosselin with the kids

UPDATE: Stephanie Santoro’s mom is speaking out about Stephanie’s relationship with Jon. Read about it here. Jon Gosselin and babysitter/rumored mistress Stephanie Santoro spend a nice day in the park with the children. The first two photos were taken on August 7th, 2009 and include Stephanie’s baby. The others were taken August 8. I have…

PHOTOS Ryan Alexander Jenkins Wedding And Megan Wants A Millionaire
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PHOTOS Ryan Alexander Jenkins Wedding And Megan Wants A Millionaire

Photos and the most recent updates about Ryan Alexander Jenkins, a suspect in the murder of model Jasmine Fiore. The manhunt is on for Jenkins, a former contestant on the reality show Megan Wants A Millionaire (watch clips here). He was reportedly last seen in Washington state near the Canadian border driving a black SUV…

20-year-old Jesus Luz is the love of Madonna’s life! – [Pictures]

At her celebration for being over a century old Madonna announced to the world that she loves Jesus Luz. This isn’t just some fling, apparently. Not only does she love him, but she loves him more than anyone, ever. Take that Guy Ritche! Madonna probably loves Jesus because he keeps quiet, stays pretty, and does…

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Miami Social Season 1 Final Episode Recap With Video Clips

Miami Social wrapped up it’s first (and probably last) season Tuesday night and in case you missed it, here’s what happened: Hardy and Trixia decide they want to celebrate their six years of not really wanting to truly commit to each other by renting a big yacht and hosting a party. They get taken out…