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PHOTO John Mayer’s unintentional Johnny Depp impersonation

Self-confessed twitterholic and serial hottie dater John Mayer was caught by the paps heading out of a medical building in Beverly Hills and dude was looking like he just got a “make me look like Johnny Depp” surgery. Tip to Mayer, if you’re trying to go incognito don’t head out looking like an actor who’s way more famous than you man!

Russian Dolls’ Rasputin restaurant owner Michael Levitis lied to FBI in bribery scandal

Russian Dolls, a reality series set in Brooklyn’s Brighton Beach, premieres tonight on Lifetime @ 10:30 p.m., and it features an interesting lot of Russian families. Apparently there was an uproar in the Russian community, when the show’s casting advertisements compared the show to Jersey Shore. From the previews, it looks like the show has…

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PHOTOS Jersey Shore’s Deena Nicole Cortese gets a makeover, parties with Snooki in New York City

Just a couple weeks after being freed from their ten months of mandatory partying, fighting, and GTLing for the MTV cameras Jersey Shore soul sisters Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and Deena Nicole Cortese were spotted out doing what? Partying! And Deena looks as though she may have undergone a complete head-to-toe JWowwification!

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PHOTOS Teen Mom Jenelle Evans’ house for sale

I’m hard-core TM, but if you’re the real deal hardest of the hard-core than I’ve got a deal for you. You can own the house where Jenelle Evans lives, owned by her mother Barbara Evans! That’s right, the place of so many cute Jace moments and not so cute Jenelle vs. Barbara confrontations is on the market. Find out what it will run you and see images from inside including Jace’s crib in his crib.

Bonus: See the status of Kieffer Delp’s “#delper diggs” while you’re at it.

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Teen Mom Farrah Abraham opens up about her book, career, and getting a dog

In the last two episodes of Teen Mom Farrah Abraham received her Associates Degree and celebrated by covertly purchasing her and her daughter Sophia a puppy. In an interview with MOMfinds.com Farrah opened up about her decision to buy a dog as well as her current and future plans that include writing a book, starting a vending machine franchise and opening a restaurant. (Includes a photo of Farrah famously demonstrating how to potty train your pooch.)

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Are Sesame Street’s Bert and Ernie getting married?

Larry King’s letterman jacket is probably the only thing that has been in the closet longer than Sesame Street bosom buddy muppets Bert and Ernie, but that may be about to change! No, Larry King didn’t get cast in a flux-capacitor-gone-wrong Back To The Future sequel – Bert and Ernie may be getting married! Or at least they will if a viral online petition gets its way.

Teen Mom Jo Rivera as NICK b
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Jo Rivera as N.I.C.K. b raps about Teen Mom Kailyn Lowry in emotional “Teen Father”

Teen Mom Kailyn Lowry’s baby-daddy Jonathan “Jo” Rivera is still working hard at pursuing his dream of breaking into the rap game. His first official music video “Unthinkable Remix” got good reviews from our discerning TM fans and kid’s been busy laying down tracks and moving it forward. See a video interview in which he reveals what N.I.C.K. b stands for and hear an emotional and great track in which Jo confronts his failed relationship with Kailyn and their son Isaac called “Teen Father.”

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Hunger Games Photo of the Day: Liam Hemsworth’s Gale Hawthorne at the Reaping

Another day, another photo! Every day or two Lionsgate gives us another tasty visual morsel from The Hunger Games set in North Carolina, and today’s installment is another look at Liam Hemsworth’s brooding Gale Hawthorne as he and a group of District 12 boys head to the Reaping.

Lifetime announces ‘The Client List’ series starring Jennifer Love Hewitt

It’s National Good News For Jennifer Love Hewitt Day! In addition to reportedly successfully pitching woo at The Bachelorette’s Ben Flajnik, the Lifetime network announced earlier today that Hewitt will be reprising her role as Texas housewife-turned-prostitute Samantha Horton from the 2010 film The Client List as part of a new television series! But that’s not all! Keep reading for all the J-Love deets.

VIDEOS PHOTOS Kelly Ripa on the 1980s teen dance show “Dancin’ On Air”

This must be embarrassing videos from the ’80s week because fresh on the heels of Kris Jenner’s unspeakably kitsch ‘n’ catchy music video “I Love My Friends” we have clips of a teenage Kelly Ripa busting some serious moves on a 1980s teen dance show titled Dancin’ On Air! Keep reading for some serious perky jerkin’ and what could be the most intense slow dance ever caught on tape!

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VIDEOS Teen Mom S3 E6 After Show and bonus footage

It’s time once again for our weekly roundup of the Teen Mom After Show and additional bonus footage. This week it’s all about Maci as she discusses her ongoing struggles with baby-daddy Ryan. Her conversation includes whether she’s considered having Kyle adopt Bentley, the fact that she’d rather have her son know Ryan’s “dumb ass” and the sad story of “Bubba the hamster” who would escape and poop behind her oven.

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Warren Jeffs mug shot photos with newly shaved head, plus hi-res photo of his 50 wives

Polygamist cult leader Warren Jeffs showed off a newly shaven head as he posed for his booking photos just prior to starting his jail sentence for aggravated sexual assault of a 12-year-old girl and sexual assault of a 15-year-old girl. Plus, see an amazing group photo of Warren Jeffs’ 50 wives all together.

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Is Jennifer Love Hewitt dating The Bachelorette’s Ben Flajnik?

No, you’re not the only one sitting at home watching The Bachelor or The Bachelorette and finding yourself falling for one of the eligible men and women only to be flabbergasted when he or she isn’t offered the final rose. Actress (and no stranger to heartbreak) Jennifer Love Hewitt jokingly tweeted her offer of a rose to Ashley Hebert’s runner up Ben Flajnik. But apparently it wasn’t a joke after all! The two were spotted together in San Francisco on August 6!

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Casino exec asks are you “Livin De Life” in mind blowing rap video

In this week’s must-see, soon-to-be-viral video 55-year-old casino executive Allen Samuels throws down his rap game on “Livin De Life.” Video, choice screen caps and full lyrics including:

“I spit lyrics for the brothers
that got paper that got cash
For the poor with religion
no paper no stash
Chess players, rooks,
pawns, kings and queens
Yeah we all must die
but live your life in between”

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Hunger Games Movie Photo Album: All The Pics Fit to Print!

The folks at Lionsgate have been controlling the images and intel that comes out of The Hunger Games movie set as if they really were officials from the Capitol of Panem, but even they have to recognize the fans are starving so they’ve begun tossing us a few visual crumbs to munch on. Now, in addition to the animated movie poster that was the first “image” to be released, we have some official still shots of the principles in costume, and here they all are!

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Are Matt Nordgren and Courtney Kerr of Most Eligible Dallas Engaged?

Most Eligible Dallas‘ Courtney Kerr and Matt Nordgren are best friends, at least that’s what Bravo wants us to think. But, Matt and Courtney aren’t acting like “just friends,” these days, and they’ve gone on record saying that their relationship has gone to a “different place.” Read on to see what they mean by that and why one eye witness thinks these two may be starring on Most Ineligible Dallas soon!

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PHOTOS Real Housewives show up to support Andy Cohen at his Hamptons magazine cover party

Life just keeps getting better for Bravo executive producer and Watch What Happens: Live! host Andy Cohen! On the same day that it was announced he had signed a book deal with Henry Holt publishing the exuberant joy spreader was the guest of honor at a party celebrating his cover story in the latest issue of Hamptons magazine! Keep reading for lots of dandy Andy and find out which housewives came out to support their gaytriarch. (The answer may surprise you!)

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Part of Jenelle Evans’ probation violation was for being with Kieffer Delp

The fact that Kieffer Delp is a free man makes no darn sense at all. The fact that it is against the law for Jenelle Evans to associate with the #delper makes all the sense in the world and it’s the reason other than drugs as to why she got arrested for probation violation. Read on for the legal docs, Jenelle’s Twitter response to this poop storm and Leah Messer’s advice to her TM sis.

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VIDEO Swamp People’s RJ & Jay Paul Molinere on ‘Bayou Time’

This is what I like to call going “next level” reality show reporting. Folks out there can’t seem to get enough of Swamp People and it almost always comes down to how darn genuine the cast members are and how real they come across. Well if you love you some Swamp People, especially the realism of it, then you’re going to be singing, “laissez les bons temps rouler” when you see the following clip of father and son gator hunters RJ and Jay Paul Molinere on local HTV 10’s “Bayou Time.” Man I love me some RJ!

VIDEO Deryl Dedmon, Jr’s alleged hit-and-run ‘hate crime’ murder

According to Hinds County District Attorney Robert Shuler Smith 18-year-old Deryl Dedmon, Jr. and a group of teens left a party, drove to Jackson, Mississippi to go f**k with some ni**ers and following a brutal assault, murdered 49-year-old James Craig Anderson by driving over him with a Ford F250. What the teens were not aware of is that this crime was caught on surveillance camera which CNN has now released to the public. See the heinous footage and find out the details behind what law enforcement is labeling a senseless murder motivated by hate.

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MUG SHOT PHOTO Jenelle Evans arrested for probation violation August 8, 2011

Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans has once again found herself behind bars as she was arrested Monday night (August 8, 2011) for a probation violation. The Brunswick County Sheriff’s Office has confirmed the arrest with numerous local news outlets, but haven’t released any details other than Jenelle was picked up for a parole violation and is being held on $10,000 bond. Keep reading to see her latest mug shot photo and find out why the arrest was the conclusion of what was already a terrible day for Jenelle.

Jerry Lewis Will Not Host the 2011 MDA Labor Day Telethon

For the first time in 40 years, Labor Day television will not offer up a sleep-deprived Jerry Lewis cajoling big checks and salty tears out of celebrities, corporate bosses, and midwestern youth groups. Given how old and infirm Lewis looked the last couple of years, it is not entirely shocking that the page has turned; but, the way it seems to have happened seems all wrong. Keep reading for the remarkably unremarkable press release announcing his retirement from the MDA telethon only two weeks before it is scheduled to air!

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PHOTOS Ramona Singer recreates San Pietro bikini moment with husband Mario

Just prior to returning to San Pietro, Italy on vacation The Real Housewives of New York City‘s Ramona Singer shared an old photo on Facebook of her and husband Mario vacationing there a number of years ago. Once they arrived they recreated the old photo by taking a new one in the same location striking similar poses, revealing that they haven’t seemed to age at all. Plus, see a family photo with daughter Avery Singer who seems to have inherited her mom’s bikini body, albeit with some rather strange tan lines.

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MUG SHOT Tiger Woods mistress Jamie Jungers arrested for DUI

For the longest time I believed that Tiger Woods quivered whenever one of his brothel of other women surfaced for some reason or another. But this week I think Woods might be all right with mistress #4 Jamie Jungers hitting the blogosphere with a DUI arrest. Why you ask? Because Tiger got caddie whacked this weekend! Keep reading to find out what “caddie whacking” means and see “Trashy Girl” and Hottie Host Jungers’ unflattering mug shot.

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PHOTO Bravo’s Andy Cohen pens memoir, book to be released next summer

Bravo executive producer, Watch What Happens: Live! host, Real Housewives wrangler, and highly contagious pop culture addict Andy Cohen announced earlier today that he has signed a deal with Henry Holt Publishing to release a book due out next summer! Keep reading for all the details, including our mock-up book cover!

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Dana Delany’s beautiful body of proof for ABC’s Summer Press Tour

On Curb Your Enthusiasm the unforgettably offensive and brutally hilarious Larry David is given one free pass from his wife to have an affair as a gift. Well If I were Larry and fate were on my side Dana Delany would be my pass. The star of ABC’s Body of Proof showed once again why my decades long crush still endures as she buried the competition at ABC’s Summer Press Tour get together over the weekend. See great photos of the 55-year-old and read about my gushing, long-standing love affair with the beautiful and talented actress.

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MUG SHOT Big Boi from Outkast arrested for ecstasy and Viagra possession

After disembarking from a cruise down in Miami Big Boi, half of the game-changing duo Outkast, got sniffed up and down by some well-trained dogs and was then arrested for alleged possession of ecstasy, Viagra and MDMA. Find out what Boi, real name Antwan Patton, had to tweet, what his lawyer had to say, why it mattered that there was Viagra and even a photo of Boi from the cruise chillaxin.

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PHOTOS – Erica Rose’s dad gave Vienna Girardi a nose job!

Vienna Girardi, who appears tonight alongside her one-time fiance Jake Pavelka, and her current boyfriend Kasey Kahl on ABC’s Bachelor Pad, is making the most of her Bachelor fame. Not only has she enjoyed multiple love affairs, she’s also gotten nose job out of the deal thanks to veteran reality television junkie, and Bachelor Pad co-star, Erica Rose.

Emma Watson dating ‘Perks’ co-star Johnny Simmons?

Emma Watson (21) seems to have found love on the set of her new movie Perks of Wallflower with co-star Johnny Simmons(24)! Filming has wrapped for the project, but the pair were photographed kissing in Santa Monica, Ca. before stepping into a restaurant for a romantic meal. Click here to see those pics via The…

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PHOTOS – Best friends Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato hug and cuddle at Teen Choice Awards

There’s been some talk about a rivalry between the two teen sensations, but Selena put those rumors to rest this March when she called Demi her best and oldest friend. They first met when they were 6 years old on Barney together, and their bond has been impenetrable ever since:

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PHOTOS Lucy Hale’s heel-less shoes and revealing dress at 2011 Teen Choice Awards

Pretty Little Liars actress Lucy Hale not only took home the 2011 Teen Choice Awards trophy for Choice Female Summer TV Star, but also two separate starcasm awards for most shocking (in a good way) fashion statements on the red blue carpet! In addition to wearing a wildly revealing off white and bold black lined dress Lucy was sporting some amazing black heel-less Giuseppe Zanotti platform shoes you have to see to believe!

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VIDEO PHOTOS Katy Perry performs “Friday” with Rebecca Black at Nokia Theater in L.A.

Fresh off of Rebecca Black’s appearance in Katy Perry’s “Last Friday Night” music video, the 14-year-old internet sensation was invited to join Katy on stage Friday night during her concert at the Nokia Theater in Los Angeles for a duet of Rebecca’s infamous viral smash single “Friday.”

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Kris Jenner throwback ‘I Love My Friends’ music video from 1985

In honor of her 30th birthday in 1985 Kardashian matriarch Kris Jenner recorded a music video for family and friends titled “I Love My Friends.” Prepare to laugh yourself to death as Olivia Newton Jenner takes you on a 80’s inspired joy ride through her life at the time, including tons of family photos, a sultry bubble bath, and even guest appearances by the likes of Michael Jackson and… OJ Simpson?!? Oh, and of course the Kardashian daughters make an appearance as well!

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David Beckham’s Harper tattoo photos, plus David poses with newborn daughter

In beautiful people news, soccer player and divine underwear stuffer David Beckham unveiled the latest addition to his growing collection of skin art: a tattoo of his newborn daughter’s name “Harper” on his left shoulder. Keep reading for photos of the tat as well as photos of DAvid and Victoria posing with little Harper Seven!

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Did Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber break up over his friendships with Lil Wayne, Chris Brown and Sean Kingston?

The internet is all abuzz (and millions of young girls are all giddy) over rumors that the youthful celebrity super couple of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have called it quits. The Sun has reportedly talked with a “pal” of Selena’s who tells them the couple are taking a time out after Selena got upset over Justin’s decision to hang out with bad boys like Lil Wayne, Chris Brown and Sean Kingston.

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Lady Gaga’s “You and I” single cover features male alter-ego Jo Calderone; who’s totally in love with her

Lady Gaga’s cover art for her “You and I” single is creating quite a buzz because it features Gaga dressed in drag, smoking a cigarette. It’s a surprise for some, but in fact many Gaga fans have seen her like this before.

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Sofia Vergara “energized” as teen mom, pregnancy improved body image issues

In the latest edition of Redbook curvaceous Modern Family star Sofia Vergara discusses how being a teen mom was a positive experience in her life including how her energy at the time was a bonus and how having a baby helped her cope with body image issues stemming from a skinny frame and “ridiculously huge boobs.”

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PHOTO MASHUP Lady Gaga in talks to play Amy Winehouse in biopic film?

There was a whisper that Scarlett Johnasson was in talks, but today there’s an equally unsubstantial, but certainly more plausible rumor that Lady Gaga might play the complicated diva. The UK’s Daily Star claims the pop superstar is in secret talks with film execs, claiming that a “Hollywood Insider” said the following: “Lady GaGa worshiped Amy and would love nothing more than to transform herself into her idol on the big screen.”

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A look back: Robbie Fulks’ ‘Country Love Songs’ 15 years later

Back in 1996 alternative country pioneer Robbie Fulks released one of the most interesting, diverse and exciting debut albums for a country music artist. Come along for a honky tonk ride as I look back at a hell of a record and one that still comes across as revolutionary and entirely new to this day.

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham and new boyfriend Daniel Alvarez kiss on a park bench in Miami
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PHOTOS Farrah Abraham, boyfriend Daniel Alvarez and Sophia go to the park

The story broke yesterday that Teen Mom Farrah Abraham has a new man in her life, 23-year-old Daniel Alvarez of Miami. Now that the secret’s out the couple can finally relax and let themselves be seen in public, which they did by taking Farrah’s daughter Sophia for a trip to the park! Keep reading for the photos that include kissing, hand holding and unadulterated guffawing!

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Teen Mom’s Kieffer Delp arrested for allegedly punching a female, Jenelle Evans defends him

Teen Mom’s baddest bad boy was arrested again this time for allegedly punching a girl and her male companion outside of a convenience store. This begs a question I’ve asked before:

WHAT ON EARTH DOES KIEFFER DELP HAVE TO DO TO GET LOCKED UP IN JAIL FOR A LONG TIME!!!!?!?!?!

Get the details on this latest run in with the law and read Jenelle Evans’ tweets defending Delp that claim he did not do it and that the girl in question was the infamous redhead who allegedly previously stalked the Teen Mom!

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VIDEO Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola & Deena Cortese 6 Hour Power commercial

Jersey Shore‘s Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola and Deena Nicole Cortese return to Italy to… look for shots? Keep reading to watch the silly commercial that aired during last night’s Season 4 premiere of Jersey Shore!

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Project Runway’s Michael Kors and partner Lance LePere to get married

One day you’re in, the next day you’re out, and the next day you’re getting married! Such is the case for Project Runway‘s no-nonsense judge and fashion designer extraordinaire Michael Kors, who is reportedly marrying his long-time partner Lance LePere.

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Brendon and Rachel have trashy Big Brother wedding ceremony

Brenchel are anticipating a sad exodus for Brendon “Bookie” Villegas and as a last gasp show of solidarity the two had a trashy wedding ceremony in the Big Brother house. The engaged couple wore trash bags for clothes and house guests played important roles such as Lawon the preacher, Shelly the coordinator and you’ll never guess who the best man was. Get yourself a Glad bag and Hefty dose of reality love right here before tonight’s eviction ceremony.

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PHOTOS – Bethenny Frankel launches Skinnygirl Sangria!

Earlier this year, Bethenny Frankel sold her Skinnygirl Cocktail brand to Fortune Brands (Jim Beam) for what is rumored to be 9 figures, but as part of the deal she’s seeing through the launch of more prepackaged cocktail flavors besides the popular Margarita, the latest being a fun Sangria.

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PHOTOS BIO Farrah Abraham’s new boyfriend Daniel Alvarez

After chasing a “new boyfriend” red herring two weeks ago when Teen Mom Farrah Abraham was photographed being chummy on the beach with “just a friend” Mo Salama, we now have official confirmation on the identity of Farrah’s actual new boyfriend! Outed in this week’s issue of Life & Style, he is 23-year-old Daniel Alvarez, an internet entrepreneur currently living in Miami, Florida. Keep reading for photos, background info and even a hay-mazing video clip of the potential future Mr. Farrah Abraham!

VIDEO 3-year-old knows how to corn-hole

This wonderful video has been out there for a while but I just came across it and believe it has earned the right to be shared with anyone like myself who missed it. In the following clip you’ll see 3-year-old Chase from Durham, NC just playing with his mom and dad during a 4th of July celebration. He’s enjoying a little corn-hole tossing and when mom encourages him to take a second run at the game he gets all Michael Jordan like hitting nothing but the bottom of the, well, corn-hole I guess you’d call it.

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2011 MTV Video Music Awards adds “Best Video With A Message” category

MTV has announced the 2011 Video Music Awards will feature a brand new category called “Best Video With A Message” highlighting “artists who created music videos that made us think about the world around us.” Keep reading for a complete description of the new award, a list of the nominees, and my curmudgeonly take on it all.

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PHOTOS Swamp People – Where is the quarter-sized kill spot on an alligator?

If you’re a big fan of The History Channel’s blockbuster reality series Swamp People then you’ve probably heard the alligator hunters referencing a “quarter-sized kill spot” on the top of a gator’s head, which is where you have to shoot it to guarantee a quick kill. And, if you’re like me, then you’ve probably wondered where that “kill spot” is. (Who knows, we just might bump into a gator on our way to work next week, right?) Keep reading for illustrations that should help clarify so you can become a real deal alligator killer seem even more manly while talking around the water cooler at the office.

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Bravo’s Andy Cohen concedes Real Housewives of New York is flawed

Read Andy Cohen’s response to the deluge of negative comments from people after the airing of The Real Housewives of New York City Reunion Special, which was an over-the-top finger-waggling scream fest that left few people entertained and a number of fans demanding that the cast be scrapped and the show completely rebooted! (Apparently there is such a thing as too much drama!)

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PHOTO Teen Mom’s Kieffer Delp as ‘Hamburglar Delper’

If you missed the recent news, Kieffer Delp, the on again, off again trouble making boyfriend of Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans was cited for trying to steal steak from an Oak Island Food Lion. It reignited my desire to have the word ‘delper’ inserted into the English language. So far I haven’t had too much success (maybe associating with Delp isn’t the correct avenue to success) but I figured that perhaps a visual might help so I present to you, Hamburglar Delper!

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You may suffer nervous breakdown and die on Real World

If you sign the Real World contract the following could happen and MTV would be in the clear legally:

They begin by claiming you’re a terrorist that has murdered children. They go to your house and take your LCD T.V. just as an upgrade for the crew while filming, meanwhile the producer scrolls through your email to check out nude photos which causes you to have a nervous breakdown and sleep with another cast member who has syphilis and your system reacts freakishly causing you to lose a limb for which the producer has to approve your new change in appearance. Another fellow cast member actually is a terrorist and the show didn’t know because there was no background check and he murders you with a gun while the show films your exit.

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Jersey Shore’s Mike Sorrentino in a legal “situation” with clothing company Dilligaf

The Situation appears to have himself a bit of a “stitchuation” thanks to a lawsuit filed by clothing and marketing company Dilligaf, USA, Inc. In the lawsuit Dilligaf alleges The Sitch failed to make appearances at events and violated the exclusivity of their contract by signing a deal with another clothing company. Keep reading for all the details from the court documents as well as The Situation’s perfect use of the company’s own name (“DILLIGAF” is an acronym by the way) against them when asked about the lawsuit by reporters!