DLISTED – If you have an idle $7,500 sitting around your house and no immediate plans to spend it, you might consider purchasing this genuine 1990 Tupac Shakur dick pic (though, seriously: Isn’t $7,500 a little low?) REALITY TEA – Yup, Kim Zolciak is still coming for Kenya Moore CELEBITCHY – It’s possible that John…

DLISTED –Selena Gomez’s Instagram feed went private for a minute and her 130 million fans freaked out REALITY TEA – Andy Cohen would really like it if Stassi Schroeder and Shep Rose did it on the rug at his feet CELEBITCHY – Jimmy Kimmel’s infant son–whose open heart surgery prompted his teary monologue on health…

DLISTED – Among the more disturbing Matt Lauer sexual harassment allegations: He could lock his office door without getting up via a secret button in his desk REALITY TEA – Kenya Moore doesn’t understand why Kim Zolciak is so mean to her CELEBITCHY – It was totally within Serena Williams’ rights to line up corporate…