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Teen Mom official soundtrack drops today

ByDarren O

One of the things we don’t get to talk enough about in regards to Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2 are the songs used on the program and how they often play a pivotal role in driving the mama-drama. All that’s changing now as MTV has announced the release of the official Teen Mom Soundtrack featuring songs used during the highly successful cable show. Find out where to get the songs, the full track list and complete full versions of all 12 songs from the release here.

Jenelle Evans mug shot booking photo January 16 2012
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UPDATE Teen Mom Jenelle Evans arrested for violating domestic violence protective order

ByStarcasm Staff

Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans is behind bars again, this time for violating a domestic violence protective order according to a news release from the Brunswick County Sheriff’s Department. The arrest occurred Monday night at around 7:15 and as far as we can tell she is still in jail at the time of this post.

UPDATE – We spoke with Jenelle’s attorney who tells us she is out on $1,000 bond and faces 75 days of active jail time.

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Teen Mom star Ryan Edward’s girlfriend Dalis Connell launches fitness blog

ByAsa Hawks

As we mentioned in our profile oon her back in August, Ryan Edwards’ girlfriend Dalis Connell is a fitness fanatic! In addition to being on scholarship for cross-country running, the attractive blonde brunette is also majoring in Pre-Physical Therapy & Personal Training at Tennessee Tech. Now, the 19-year-old has channeled her seemingly limitless energy into a fitness blog on which she offers exercise and diet tips in the form of written entries and videos. Keep reading for the link, samples from the blog, and some fitness photos of Dalis that are all the credentials she needs!

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Jenelle Evans arrested for “communicating threats” to Hannah Inman; Lawyer calls charges absurd and retaliatory

ByStarcasm Staff

Jenelle Evans was arrested again!

Jenelle was booked today, January 10, 2012 at around 10:15 a.m. in Brunswick County for “harassing phone calls” and “communicating threats,” according to Brunswick County Sheriff’s Office. She posted a $1,000 bond, and was out of jail before noon today.

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PHOTOS Farrah Abraham launches Mom & Me brand Italian hot pepper sauce

ByAsa Hawks

Teen Momtrepreneur Farrah Abraham is at it again! The reality star revealed today that she will be launching a line of food products under the “Mom & Me” brand name, the first of which will be an Italian hot pepper sauce. Keep reading for preliminary photos of what the label and logo will look like as well as lots of details about the brand and the hot sauce in particular!

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Jailed Teen Mom Amber Portwood now faces eviction

ByDarren O

Teen Mom Amber Portwood’s life has been rough to say the least lately. She’s been cooling her heels in the Madison County Jail on probation violation, was rumored to have been on suicide watch, has been placed in a gen pop room and sleeping on a mat, went as far as to tell a judge she will be quitting the show and now this…

Her landlord is looking to evict her from her rented home.

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Details about Leah Messer and Jeremy Calvert’s engagement; what does ex-husband Corey Simms think?

ByStarcasm Staff

Okay, so everyone now knows that Leah Messer is expecting her third baby with boyfriend Jeremy Calvert (his first), and that they’re engaged. Now we have the details on their engagement, Leah’s ring, and ex-husband Corey’s response. Jeremy reportedly proposed to Leah on Christmas Day (exactly one year after the Christmas episode we watched on…

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REPORT: Amber Portwood on suicide watch, being bullied in jail

ByDarren O

The news trickling in about Teen Mom Amber Portwood seems to be getting progressively worse. She’s currently being housed at the Madison County Jail until at least late January and if the latest sources are any indication her stay has already been brutal. Insiders are claiming that Amber has been bullied and that she made a comment which has placed her on a temporary suicide watch.

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Amber Portwood testifies that she will quit Teen Mom

ByDarren O

During a video conference hearing Teen Mom Amber Portwood admitted to abusing hydrocodone and then dropped a bombshell when she stated that she felt exploited by her work for MTV and testified that she intends on quitting the show. Read on for the particulars in regards to Amber’s latest legal troubles.

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Police report confirms Amber Portwood arrested for prescription pills

ByAsa Hawks

The police report from the arrest of troubled Teen Mom star Amber Portwood has been released which says she had a mixture of prescription pills in her possession when she was arrested December 19. This jibes with what Amber’s brother Shawn said earlier this week, but the amounts and kinds of pills combined with the fact that they were all mixed together in the same bottle seems to suggest it wasn’t some sort of misunderstanding or innocent mistake.

Farrah Abraham's ex and father of Sophia Derek Underwood
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Stormie Clark Christmas video tribute to Derek Underwood, Farrah Abraham’s ex and father of Sophia

ByAsa Hawks

Next week marks the three year anniversary of the tragic death of Derek Underwood, the father of Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham’s daughter Sophia, who turns three in February. Derek’s mother Stormie Clark has put together a Christmas themed video tribute to her son featuring numerous photos of Derek from when he was a little boy until just before his car accident on December 28, 2008.

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Amber Portwood to remain in jail for possession of a controlled substance

ByDarren O

Teen Mom Amber Portwood has been in jail since a judge ordered an arrest warrant for probation violation. There has been a great deal of speculation as to exactly what the Anderson, Indiana mother was busted for but following a court hearing today we have more concrete details. Read on for the latest which includes alleged missed urine tests.

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Teen Mom 2: Is Javi Marroquin Kailyn Lowry’s new boyfriend? UPDATE!

ByStarcasm Staff

The Daily Mail has a photo of Teen Mom 2 star Kailyn Lowry (Irwin) kissing a “mystery man” December 20, at his Pennsylvania home. Has she found a new boyfriend? It looks like this is the same guy, Javi Marroquin, who accompanied her to her promotional event in North Carolina December 1, however we have…

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PHOTO Teen Mom Farrah Abraham to be an aunt, sister Ashley Danielsen pregnant

ByAsa Hawks

If MTV decides to start a new reality series titled 24 and Pregnant they have themselves a cast member. Congratulations to Ashley Danielsen, older sister of Teen mom star Farrah Abraham, who made the announcement a little while ago that she is 11 weeks along and has a due date of June 29! Actually, Ashley might be a good choice for a reality show because she is no stranger to drama, having made headlines last September by reportedly getting into a “boozy brawl” with Farrah and then tweeting in August of this year that her boyfriend had been taken to jail after punching her in an altercation. (Let’s hope that wasn’t the same guy who got her pregnant six weeks later.)

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Teen Mom Amber Portwood’s latest mug shot photos

ByAsa Hawks

Troubled Teen Mom star Amber Portwood was taken into custody earlier today after a Madison County judge issued a warrant for her arrest stemming from a number of probation violations cited in a report last month. The above mug shot photos of Amber were taken as she was booked into the Madison County Jail and feature the 21-year-old wearing her bold black eyelashes and a pink and black striped shirt.

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Farrah Abraham found her new boyfriend Marcel Kaminstein through JDate.com

ByAsa Hawks

The mystery surrounding how 20-year-old Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham found her new boyfriend, 34-year-old Marcel Kaminstein, is now solved! The two met through the Jewish dating site JDate.com! Keep reading for Farrah’s description of herself on the site as well as what she was looking for in a potential mate!

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Amber Portwood hit with laundry list of probation violations

ByDarren O

Teen Mom Amber Portwood has been hit with a laundry list of probation violations and could very well see jail time and lose renewed rights to see Leah. Read the list obtained from court records that paint a very gloomy future for Amber and her upcoming January date before the judge.

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Teen Mom Catelynn and Tyler announce wedding date!

ByAsa Hawks

We all watched Tyler Baltierra’s tearful proposal to Catelynn Lowell in the Teen Mom Season 1 finale, but since that time the two have been unwilling to set a date until they were more situated with their lives, including getting their high school diplomas. Apparently their lives are now situated (and they both graduated from high school some time ago) so Catelynn took to Twitter a little while ago and announced the exact date we will be seeing her and Tyler walk down the aisle!

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PHOTO Farrah Abraham in a bikini with new boyfriend Marcel Kaminstein

ByAsa Hawks

Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham sure is taking to The Sunshine State! The former Council Bluffs, Iowa reality star enjoyed the beautiful weather in Miami earlier today by wearing yet another revealing bikini top with a pair of hot fuchsia short shorts while going for a stroll with her new boyfriend, Marcel Kaminstein. (Farrah looks like she’s had a complete makeover!)

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PHOTO Farrah Abraham and new boyfriend Marcel Kaminstein together in Miami

ByAsa Hawks

We posted earlier that Teen Mom Farrah Abraham appears to have a new boyfriend in the form of businessman Marcel Kaminstein, and now we have the photograph to almost pretty much prove it! Keep reading to see the two holding hands while heading to brunch together in Miami Sunday.

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Farrah Abraham spotted out with rumored new boyfriend Marcel Kaminstein

ByDarren O

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham can certainly multitask! While the young mother has been busy waging Twitter war with the Kardashian family she’s also apparently got herself a new man. Abraham was spotted out by the Teen Momarazzi holding hands and having lunch with one Marcel Kaminstein, who was identified as her boyfriend, in Miami on Sunday. Find out about Farrah’s apparent new beau including photos and bio info.

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Farrah Abraham implies Scott Disick’s comment about her was racist?

ByAsa Hawks

The Farrah Abraham vs. The Kardashians Twitter feud has taken a bizarre turn as the Teen Mom star has suggested a tweet about her made by Scott Disick may have been racist! Oh, and she calls him a “loser” to boot!

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Teen Mom Farrah Abraham responds to Kourtney Kardashian Twitter feud

ByAsa Hawks

See screen caps of the entire Farrah Abraham vs. Kourtney Kardashian Twitter battle including tweets from Kourtney, Scott Disick, Khloe Kardashian and Demi Lovato. Plus, read Farrah’s response to the controversy from earlier today in which she defends her initial comments!

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Teen Mom Farrah Abraham says Kourtney Kardashian should have learned from Teen Mom to not get pregnant again

ByAsa Hawks

It looks like we have a new chapter in the Teen Mom vs. The Kardashians feud! Keep reading for the condemning tweets made by Farrah Abraham after it was announced Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant with her second child.

UPDATED – Kourtney Kardashian responds to Farrah!

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PHOTOS Teen Mom trading cards are here! Buy yours now!

ByAsa Hawks

Do you have a Teen Mom fan on your Christmas shopping list and you have no idea what to get him or her? No need to worry because just in time for Black Friday artist Adam Ellis has released a set of custom Teen Mom trading cards! Keep reading to see all seven, including original Teen Mom cast members Maci, Farrah, Amber, Catelynn, Tyler, Gary, and Ryan! (WARNING – a few of them are a bit harsh)

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Federal report: Birth rate plummets for young women

ByDarren O

A detailed finding by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is reporting that the birth rates for young women are historically low. Being a site that reports frequently on Teen Mom and 16 & Pregnant and holds firmly to the belief that these shows in no way glorify teen pregnancy these findings make me want to say….. Nanny-nanny-poo-poo! In fairness the correlation between the current recession and this decline is the primary factor cited. There is also one other theory that could be causing this trend; a severe dislike for the Green Bay Packers! Read on for the deets.

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VIDEO Moving Teen Mom teddy bear ad for MTV Latin America

ByDarren O

I stumbled upon this gem of a commercial that was put together by MTV Latin America for Teen Mom. It really is a wonderful and touching spot as it takes the concept of an innocent teddy bear and transforms it into what should be the responsible decision making of a teen mother. See the moving clip that does a fantastic job of symbolizing the tough decisions the girls of Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2 must make every day.

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VIDEO Teen Mom’s Gary Shirley and Tyler Baltierra name dropped on 2 Broke Girls

ByAsa Hawks

The guys and gals of Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2 have become a pop culture sensation! Get up to date on all the shows referencing the young reality stars including the latest clip of Kat Dennings’ affectionate (and downright lusty!) remarks about Tyler on the CBS sitcom Two Broke Girls.

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Teen Mom Amber Portwood can totally relate to Kim Kardashian

ByDarren O

While seemingly the whole interwebs is hating on Kim Kardashian in light of her recent divorce filing from baller Kris Humphries at least one celeb can relate. Teen Mom Amber Portwood sees similarities between what herself and baby-daddy Gary “It’s Gary Time” Shirley have struggled with and the probably failed relationship between Kim and Kris. Read Amber’s comments and then make the all important decision of who you’d roll with, Shirley or Humphries!

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PHOTOS Teen Moms and their kids in their actual Halloween costumes!

ByAsa Hawks

We had a little fun creating Photoshop costume suggestions for cast members of Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2, but old hallow’s eve has finally arrived and now we’re happy to share the real deal! Keep reading to see the Teen Mom kiddies (and mommies!) at their cute, scary, and super cool candy grabbin’ best! Includes Jace, Bentley, Isaac, Aliannah, Aleeah, Aubree and Sophia. (We will continue to update as more photos come in.)

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Throwback Farrah Abraham modeling photos from ‘The Lost Photo Shoot’

ByAsa Hawks

Check out these great professional modeling photos of Teen Mom Farrah Abraham taken in 2009 featuring Farrah at Vala’s Pumpkin Patch in Nebraska posing in front of rustic backdrops and some amazingly vibrant fall foliage. The pictures were taken by photographer Jaye Ott just a few months before he shot Farrah for the now famous “Art of American Motorcycles” calendar and except for a few exceptions, have never been seen before!

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VIDEO Beavis and Butt-Head lampoon Jersey Shore, 16 & Pregnant

ByDarren O

We’re pretty darn good at lampooning and evaluating reality TV here at the ‘Casm but after watching last night’s return of Beavis and Butt-Head I realize we’ve got a long way to go to reach their couch blasting zen. I was lmfao from the first likenesses of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart as Beavis and Butt-Head watched in whispering disbelief. “How come chicks like that crap?” It inspires the dubious pair to become undead because this would make them irresistible to women. But this paled in comparison to their riffing on MTV’s own reality TV world. Check out the full episode with highlights and catch the best Deena Jersey Shore zing I’ve ever heard.

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PHOTOS Farrah Abraham and Sophia wear Uggsy Halloween costumes, visit the pumpkin patch

ByAsa Hawks

It’s HalloTeen Mom! Farrah Abraham and Sophia continue to bask in the Miami media spotlight as they were photographed heading to a costume party wearing matching brightly colored monster costumes before heading off to the pumpkin patch for a fun day perusing pumpkins and petting some farm animals.

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PHOTOS Farrah Abraham and daughter Sophia at the Miami Dolphins game

ByAsa Hawks

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham continues to take to South Florida like a fish to water – or perhaps I should say a mammal to water as she and daughter Sophia were spotted earlier today at the Miami Dolphins game! Keep reading for the fun fin fanatic photos including Sophia’s cute cheerleader costume!

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VIDEOS Teen Mom Maci Bookout speaks at Clarion University, interviewed by campus TV

ByAsa Hawks

Watch a video clip of Maci Bookout speaking to students at Clarion University in Pennsylvania in which she tells the humorous story of how difficult it was telling her mom she was pregnant. Also, watch a pre-talk interview with Maci done by Clarion university’s CU-TV in which Maci talks about her and Bentley’s Halloween plans as well as whether or not she and Ryan will ever get back together.

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PHOTO Teen Mom Halloween: Catelynn and Tyler as Snow White and Prince Charming

ByStarcasm Staff

In the latest installment of our Teen Mom Halloween costume suggestions we turned to Walt Disney once again for inspiration. (You might remember Farrah Abraham in her Princess Jasmine costume along with daughter Sophia sporting and Abu the monkey get up – both from the Disney film Aladdin.) This time around we have Teen Mom super couple Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra dressed as Snow White and Prince Charming!

16 and Pregnant's Jamie Alderman - Danielle Cunningham's baby daddy
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16 and Pregnant baby daddy Jamie Alderman arrested for probation violation

ByAsa Hawks

The legal issues continue for veterans of MTV’s 16 and Pregnant as Season 3 baby daddy Jamie Alderman has been arrested in Licking County, Ohio after violating his probation stemming from a 2010 assault charge. Jamie is the former fiance of Danielle Cunningham and the father of one-year-old Jamie Paul Alderman, Jr.

16 & Pregnant update: Ebony Jackson-Rendon, husband allowed visitation with daughter Jocelyn
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16 & Pregnant update: Ebony Jackson-Rendon, husband allowed visitation with daughter Jocelyn

ByDarren O

Last month Ebony Jackson-Rendon and husband Josh, original cast members of 16 & Pregnant, were arrested by authorities mainly due to the untenable living conditions of their home in Jacksonville, Arkansas. Their daughter Jocelyn was taken into custody and since then they’ve worked hard at cleaning their house and their lives up. Their dedication has paid off as they’ve now been granted visitation rights. Read on for the good news including what the parameters of their visitation schedule are now and when they might expect to regain full custody.

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PHOTO Farrah Abraham and Sophia as Princess Jasmine and Aladdin’s monkey Abu

ByAsa Hawks

Since Teen Mom has ended its third season and I can’t write about what’s gonna happen on the show this week I though I might use this opportunity to have a little fun and get in the Halloween spirit at the same time! So, I’m hopping in the ol Photoshop and making my suggestion for… Teen Mom Halloween costumes!

Keep reading to see Farrah Abraham and daughter Sophia kicking things off with an Aladdin theme!

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Teen Mom Amber Portwood says she’s still suicidal, blames tabloids and bullying

ByAsa Hawks

Earlier this week we reported that Teen Mom star Amber Portwood was rushed to the hospital Wednesday after suffering a severe panic attack, and now the troubled Indiana mom is speaking out, revealing that she is still depressed and suicidal. Keep reading for what Amber had to say and find out who she blames for her inability to recover.

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ANIMATED GIF Teen Dads react to Gary Shirley once using Saran Wrap as a condom

ByAsa Hawks

The entire Teen Mom universe has been in a state of continuous laughter since someone shared a screen capped image from the Teen Dads Special with Dr. Drew that showed the reactions of the guys to the rumor that Gary Shirley once used Saran Wrap in lieu of a condom. We decided just one still image wasn’t enough to honor this momentous shock-and-awe occasion, so we created an animated gif!

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Teen Mom Amber Portwood suffers panic attack, taken to hospital

ByAsa Hawks

Teen Mom star Amber Portwood was rushed to the hospital Wednesday after reportedly suffering a sever panic attack and being unable to breathe. There are rumors of a drug overdose, but a source tells the Daily Mail that it’s more likely Amber just forgot to take her prescription anxiety medication Klonopin. The attack comes one day after the new issue of Life and Style magazine hit newsstands with a cover story about Amber being seen out clubbing and drinking a lot lately.

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VIDEOS Teen Mom post-reunion interviews with Maci, Ryan, Catelynn and Tyler

ByDarren O

In the final exclusive footage clips of the Teen Mom season we have Maci Bookout and Bentley’s father Ryan Edwards along with Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra encapsulating the last year of their lives as reflected on the show. The intensity between Maci and Ryan is palpable as they try their best to explain how difficult it is to share their son Bentley when they can’t get along. Surprisingly, they both leave the door open for a reconciliation which is a must see! Tyler and Catelynn reiterate how hard it is parenting their parents and how thankful they are that they’ve remained together.

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VIDEOS Teen Mom post-reunion interviews with Amber, Gary, Farrah and Debra

ByDarren O

MTV has posted a couple of post-reunion Teen Mom interview clips featuring Farrah Abraham and her mother Debra as well as Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley. I thought I’d share them with you a-la the After Show break downs and provide a summary of what was discussed, including the fact that Gary and Amber can still see a future together and how Farrah and Debra have concocted an intimate apparel, dating themed cooking show that Farrah may want to star in some day!

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PHOTOS Farrah Abraham at the beach with Sophia shooting Teen Mom season 4

ByAsa Hawks

After initially leaving her daughter Sophia with her parents while relocating to Florida, Teen Mom Farrah Abraham has since brought her down to Florida where the two seem to be adapting well to the Sunshine State lifestyle. See pictures of Farrah and Sophia playing on the beaches of Fort Lauderdale as the MTV cameras roll!

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PHOTO Exclusive details on Jenelle Evans’ new boyfriend Josh, He has a good job!

ByStarcasm Staff

Jenelle Evans seems to always take two steps forward, and one step back, but yet again she’s continuing on a good path. She’s working hard studying film at college, and she has a new man! His name is Josh, he’s hot, and he has a job. Jenelle’s been dating Josh for about a month, and…

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VIDEO sneak peek of Teen Mom reunion show with Dr. Drew

ByDarren O

Everybody (including myself) has conjectured on if and for how long Farrah Abraham left her daughter Sophia with her mother to head to the sunshine state. Well the brief teaser clip that MTV has provided for the Teen Mom Reunion Special Part 1 gives us a little more insight into that answer (or at least verifies our source). See the clip and get the air date and time for part 1 of the show.

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Teen Mom Tyler’s dad Butch Baltierra in court for domestic violence arrest

ByAsa Hawks

Teen Mom star Tyler Baltierra’s dad Butch Baltierra was back in court Monday afternoon for a pre-trial hearing stemming from a September 8 domestic violence charge in which he allegedly hit his wife, and Catelynne Lowell’s mother, April Baltierra. Keep reading to find out what happened and to see Butch’s latest mug shot photo.

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VIDEOS Teen Mom Season 3 finale After Show and bonus footage

ByDarren O

It feels like we’ve been along for the ride with Amber, Catelynn, Farrah and Maci for much longer than 3 seasons. I guess that’s sort of the point because once you have a baby it’s all different and time creeps and flies by simultaneously somehow. I know this is true from personal experience. It’s Wednesday so that means it’s time for our After Show and bonus footage recap of the Season 3 finale for Teen Mom. Come along as Farrah discusses her move, Maci talks about agreeing to disagree with Ryan and Catelynn reflects on the relationship between Butch and Tyler.

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Top 15 Starcasm Teen Mom Photoshop Moments (Part 1 of 2)

ByAsa Hawks

Tonight is the season finale of the third season of everyone’s favorite young momma drama series Teen Mom, and in honor of the show’s success (as well as it’s sister show Teen Mom 2) I thought I would sift through some of the virtual filing cabinets here on my computer and gather together some of my favorite altered images from our rather extensive coverage of the show over the years.

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Gary Shirley says he’s “completely through” with Amber Portwood

ByAsa Hawks

At the end of August Teen Mom Amber Portwood returned to her home in Anderson, Indiana after a two-month stint in a California rehab facility getting treatment for depression and anger management issues. When Amber got home she found Gary Shirley and their daughter Leah waiting patiently to welcome her back. Everything seemed to be going great for the couple. But, less than three weeks later, Gary says he is calling it quits for good, and it appears to be Amber’s infidelity that motivated the split! Keep reading for Gary’s announcement and find out how he dealt with the sad news.

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Truth behind rumors of Farrah Abraham leaving Sophia behind when she moved to Florida

ByAsa Hawks

We have a new update in the “Did Farrah Abraham leave Sophia behind or not?” saga and the answer is… Yes! Oh, and no? That’s right! Keep reading for the latest scoop that explains the seemingly conflicting interviews with Farrah in Life & Style magazine and on MomFinds.com!