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Duck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson’s autobiography “Happy, Happy, Happy” due out in May

ByAsa Hawks

There’s a reason that A&E’s Duck Dynasty is the most popular reality show on cable after premiering less than a year ago — the men and women on the show are not only authentic, intelligent, loving, and sincere good ol’ boys and girls who run a multi-million (billion?) dollar business out of Monroe, Louisianna, they are also just plain interesting and damned entertaining. And perhaps none are more interesting or more damned entertaining than Robertson family patriarch Phil Robertson, who will be sharing his AMAZING life story in an autobiography titled Happy, Happy, Happy: My Life and Legacy as the Duck Commander due out May 7. Keep reading for details about the book as well as amazon links where you can pre-order yours now!

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PHOTOS Liger lives as Lindsey Vonn and Tiger Woods confirm relationship

ByDarren O

Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn have officially confirmed their relationship today in a systematic PR move via the couple’s Facebook pages. Read their statements and see their series of photos, including the first offical image of Liger, that they published as part of the big announcement.

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Omarosa suing LaToya Jackson over “defamatory” comments about Michael Clarke Duncan’s death

ByLindsay

The heated rivalry between Celebrity Apprentice: All-Stars contestants LaToya Jackson and Omarosa Manigault is spilling out beyond the show as it appears the two ladies are about to embark on a legal battle after LaToya made some harsh comments about the death of Omarosa’s fiance Michael Clarke Duncan. “She’s a conniving, scheming, cut-throat, probably pulled the cord on Michael Duncan Clarke … and I thought Mr. Trump was falling for that fake cry. Such a lie!” LaToya claimed in her exit interview on Sunday night’s episode.

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MUG SHOT Gossip’s Beth Ditto arrested for drunk and disorderly conduct

ByAsa Hawks

Lesbian punk pop princess Beth Ditto apparently let a whole lotta booze “stand in the way of control” Friday night as she was arrested for disorderly conduct by Portland, Oregon police after reportedly getting kicking a bartender in the dittos and then taking to the street where she tossed away her shoes and purse and began to scream, “Obama! Obama!”

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JWoww and Roger Matthews postpone wedding

ByLindsay

JWoww and Roger Matthews got engaged on last week’s episode of Snooki & JWoww after months of subtle hints on JWoww’s part. In real time, they actually became engaged sometime in September of last year. So is a JWoww/Roger wedding coming soon? Of course — but unfortunately it’s not quite as soon as they had hoped.

AUDIO Beyoncé drops new track “Bow Down / I Been On”

ByDarren O

Beyoncé has released her first new music since 2011’s, 4, and it’s experimental to say the least. In fact, folks aren’t sure if it’s a single or just a sample to promote an upcoming work. Either way, “Bow Down / I Been On” surfaced on Bey’s SoundCloud and we’ve got it here for you – take a listen!

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Sonja Morgan predicts Heather Thompson and LuAnn de Lesseps won’t return to RHONY

ByLindsay

Sonja Morgan and the ladies of The Real Housewives of New York have been waiting to begin filming on the upcoming season of the show for months now. First, they were reportedly scheduled to begin in early February, then it was pushed a month. According to LuAnn de Lesseps, the reason for the delay was fashion. Producers didn’t want the ladies all bundled up so they decided to wait. However, there might be a bit more to it.

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Emma Watson shoots down Fifty Shades rumors

ByDarren O

Ever since the erotic romance novel Fifty Shades of Grey sold about a billion copies, folks have been endlessly conjecturing who will portray the leads of Anastasia Steele and her special-contract-requiring lover Christian Grey in the anticipated film adaptation. Harry Potter veteran actress Emma Watson was the latest to fall under this spotlight but the 22-year-old has shot down the rumors via Twitter. Find out who’s been blamed for fanning the false flames and get Watson’s response.

Lindsay Lohan stranded in New York airport, has no local counsel hours before Monday trial?

ByHannah Rose

Lindsay Lohan’s trial begins today (Monday) although she has reportedly not yet approved adding local counsel David Wohl. Also, Lindsay apparently missed her flight to Los Angeles Saturday night so she could stay in New York to watch the band City of the Sun. So who (if anybody!) will be at the courthouse later today?

UPDATE – Lindsay Lohan is reportedly at JFK desperately trying to find a private plane to take her to Los Angeles after exiting an aircraft moments before take off Sunday night because of some sort of fuel leak problem. OK Charlie Sheen, are you out there?

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Where is Myrtle Manor? See a map of Myrtle Beach and the trailer park

ByAsa Hawks

As you could probably tell from our positive review of the premiere, we’re fans of TLC’s new reality series Welcome To Myrtle Manor, which features a large (and still growing!) cast of eclectic characters all residing in the Myrtle Manor trailer park in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. But, if you’re like us, you’ve found yourself wondering two things: Where is the Myrtle Manor trailer park in Myrtle Beach, and where does everybody on the show live in relation to each other in the park? Well, wonder no more! Keep reading to check out our exclusive maps!

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Gwyneth Paltrow reveals she nearly died when she miscarried her third pregnancy

ByStarcasm Staff

In an interview with The Mail on Sunday’s You magazine 40-year-old actress Gwyneth Paltrow revealed that she suffered a life-threatening miscarriage some time after the births of her two children Apple (8) and Moses (6) with 36-year-old husband Chris Martin. This is the first time the actress has spoken out about this difficult experience. “My…

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PHOTOS Honey Boo Boo’s Mama June makeover at the GLAAD Awards with Snooki, JWoww & more!

ByAsa Hawks

Despite Here Comes Honey Boo Boo‘s reputation among detractors and those who have never actually taken the time to watch it, it’s actually a very positive show. Sure, the girls like to play in the mud, holler and say “fart” a lot, and the family’s dietary habits are just deplorable, but once you look past the lack of etiquette (and money) and the overabundance of cheese puffs, what you have is a loving family that celebrates individuality seemingly completely devoid of discrimination. That aspect of the show was recognized by the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation with a nomination for Outstanding Reality Program at the 2013 GLAAD Media Awards, and Mama June herself flew to New York City receive the redneckognition in person!

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PHOTOS Miley Cyrus’ Leonardo Da Vinci heart tattoo by Kat Von D

ByAsa Hawks

Due to recent media scrutiny, singer Miley Cyrus will be more reluctant to wear her heart on her sleeve, but the same apparently doesn’t apply to her forearm where she just got a rad little Leonardo da Vinci anatomical heart illustration tattoo courtesy of Kat Von D! Keep reading to see the photos as well as Leonardo’s original sketch from the early 1500s.

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VIDEO PHOTOS America’s Worst Tattoos returns to TLC as full series April 4

ByAsa Hawks

Last June TLC tested the waters with a pseudo pilot titled America’s Worst Tattoos in which people with stinky ink told their regretful tat stories before heading in to see a professional tattoo removal/alteration artist in an attempt to revitalize the flesh real estate thought lost forever to cringe-worthy body art. It seems the pilot was a big success because the network is bringing it back as a full-fledged series starting April 4! Keep reading to watch a preview clip and see some photos of some of the “worst” tattoos we will be seeing this season, including a Pillsbury Doughboy along with the words “LUV DA DOUGH,” a rather unfortunate interpretation of camel toes, the always-a-bad-idea Steve Buscemi tat, and… a Mr. Peanut nipple?!?

REPORT Lil Wayne in coma, critical condition following seizures

ByHannah Rose

Rapper Lil Wayne has reportedly been placed in an induced coma after he was found unconscious by his bodyguard. There are reportedly friend and family at his bedside in an extremely emotional scene. His mother is reportedly on a plane to Los Angeles and “all major decisions about Wayne’s health (including the decision to discontinue life support) will not be made until she arrives.”

UPDATE – Members of Lil Wayne’s YMCMB team (and apparently Lil Wayne himself!) are denying the TMZ reports, including TMZ’s earlier claim (since removed) that Lil Wayne was preparing to receive his last rites.

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Miley Cyrus explains why she’s not wearing engagement ring, says wedding to Liam’s not cancelled

ByLindsay

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are in the midst of a rumor storm which claims that they have split up and called off their wedding. The rumors only got worse after Miley was seen on a couple of occasions without her engagement ring. Why wouldn’t she be wearing it if everything were fine between her and Liam? Last night, Miley finally explained what really happened.

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AUDIO Mom arrested after calling 911 asking police to “scare the sh*t out of my kids”

ByAsa Hawks

Having trouble with your 1 and 3-year-old obeying authority? That’s what 911 is for! Oh no wait, it’s not for that at all. That’s a lesson Melissa Townsend of Florida found out the hard way on Tuesday when she was arrested after calling 911 and telling the operator, “I need a police officer to scare the sh*t out of my kids.” Of course it didn’t help that she was drunk when police arrived and she kicked an officer in the groin multiple times. Keep reading to listen to the call and see Melissa’s mug shot photos!

VIDEO Bethenny Frankel shows how to workout in stilettos
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VIDEO Bethenny Frankel shows how to workout in stilettos

ByEmily

They may be the polar opposites of Nikes, but Bethenny Frankel claims working out in stilettos is actually beneficial. During a “Pumped in Pumps” class in New York City on Wednesday, the former Real Housewife led high-heeled participants through a series of exercises designed to tone muscles and work on core strength.

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VIDEO Ed Sheeran falls on his face during opening night of Taylor Swift’s tour

ByLindsay

Ed Sheeran is one of the many men to have been linked to Taylor Swift — but there’s much more to this guy. Ed has a successful singing career of his own. He even collaborated with Taylor on “Everything Has Changed” for her new album, so it’s no surprise that he’s opening for Taylor during her RED tour. On Wednesday night, the tour kicked off in Omaha, Nebraska and Ed definitely made a lasting impression.

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Jenelle Evans on why she was in rehab, and if she’s single

ByLindsay

Jenelle Evans is out of rehab and spending her days with her husband Courtland Rogers after splitting with her ex-fiance Gary Head last week. There are still a lot of questions surrounding why the Teen Mom 2 star was in rehab and why she went back to a man she claimed assaulted her four times. Today, Jenelle addressed those questions on Sulia.

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Pretty Little Liars’ Troian Bellisario on the spring finale & if Spencer is really on the A team

ByHannah Rose

Next week is the spring finale of Pretty Little Liars! Troian Bellisario (aka Spencer Hastings) tells us we’re going to find out three things: if Toby is really dead, who the girl in the red coat is, and whether or not she has really joined the A team.

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Ramona Singer wedding photo

ByAsa Hawks

The Queen of Throwback Thursdays Ramona Singer strikes again! And this Throwback Thursday was extra special for The Real Housewives of New York City star because it was also the 21st anniversary of her becoming a housewife to Mario! Keep reading to see the awesome wedding photo shared by Ramona in honor of this doubly special day.

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Preschool teacher accused of trying to use sleeping pills on children under the age of 2

ByDarren O

A teacher at a California preschool has been arrested after it was revealed she allegedly slipped sleeping pills into sippy cups of children under her care. Find out what police have to say about their investigation, what crimes 59-year-old Debbie Gratz has been charged with and if the school faces any troubles stemming from a delay in notifying the authorities.

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Rapper M.I.A. accuses billionaire ex Benjamin Bronfman of trying to take her son away

ByLindsay

Rapper M.I.A. (real name Mathangi “Maya” Arulpragasam) and her baby daddy are involved in a nasty custody dispute over their four-year-old son Ikhyd. M.I.A. and Benjamin Bronfman split in February of last year and since then, co-parenting hasn’t been great. According to a new report, M.I.A. has been banned from taking the child to England where she grew up and where her family still resides — and she’s ticked.

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Jillian Michaels on motherhood — “Son of a b***h, this is hard!”

ByLindsay

Jillian Michaels is tough as can be with the contestants on The Biggest Loser but when it comes to motherhood, she hasn’t quite mastered the art. In a new interview with Fitness Magazine, Jillian is admitting that being a parent is one of the toughest jobs she’s ever had.

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Julianne Hough has $100k worth of jewelry from boyfriend Ryan Seacrest stolen from her car

ByLindsay

Julianne Hough recently made the not-so-wise move of leaving $100,000 worth of jewelry from her boyfriend Ryan Seacrest in her car. The former Dancing With The Stars pro was visiting a friend in Hollywood over the weekend, and when she returned to her vehicle to head home, she found she’d be robbed.

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Justin Bieber goes on Instagram rant, slams Lindsay Lohan’s financial situation

ByLindsay

Justin Bieber unhinged? It sure seems like it. This morning, Justin took to Instagram where he gave his critics a piece of his mind. The press has been a bit rough on him lately especially after his out-of-character antics in London. Justin, who is typically mellow and sweet, seems to be showing off a darker side. After his violent outburst on a London photographer, many have turned on him claiming he is in need of rehab. While laying low may be what his team recommends, Justin isn’t having it and on top of defending himself, he’s also taken aim at another young celebrity he’s being compared to.

Bullies from birth? Babies prefer those who hinder others perceived as different
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Bullies from birth? Babies prefer those who hinder others perceived as different

ByEmily

In a fascinating study that transcends the nature vs. nurture debate, scientists discovered that most of us are prejudiced toward individuals who are believed to be different. Most shockingly, the experiment was performed with nine- and 14-month-old infants — not your typical tormentors.

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Shapewear showdown! RHONY’s and Yummie Tummie’s Heather Thomson vs. Spanx creator Sara Blakely

ByLindsay

Shapewear showdown! Yummie Tummie creator Heather Thomson and Sara Blakely, the creator of Spanx, are going head-to-head over a tank top. Thomson, who stars on The Real Housewives of New York City, claims that Spanx has ripped off her Yummie Tummie slimming tank and she’s ready to fight tooth and nail to make sure that justice is served.

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Veronica Mars movie gets the green light, raises millions through Kickstarter

ByLindsay

For years, Veronica Mars producer Rob Thomas and star Kristen Bell aka Veronica Marsh have been wanting to make a movie of their hit show and finally they have gotten their chance. Recently, Thomas met with Warner Bros. executives and they reached a deal. If Thomas could raise $2 million on Kickstarter in 30 days, Warner Bros. would green light the project.

Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon bring sexy barbershop quartets back

ByDarren O

It’s J.T. week on Jimmy Fallon and the singer turned actor turned singer rolled out perhaps his most famous hit in a rather unusual format. Dressed in bow ties and loud red, green and yellow striped suits (different kind of Suit & Tie) Justin and Jimmy brought “SexyBack” back in a sexy way with the assistance of a barbershop quartet.

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VIDEO Meryl Streep teams up with Katie Couric for colorectal screening PSA

ByDarren O

Legendary actress Meryl Streep is renowned for her award-winning performances, giving her best with each new role she takes on. This dedication to craft was no different when the 63-year-old joined forces with Katie Couric’s cancer-research foundation and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention to star in a new public service announcement advocating early screening for colorectal cancer.

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Meet Mimi: the homeless laundry attendant Zach Galifianakis and Renee Zellweger have adopted

ByStarcasm Staff

This is Mimi, a vivacious 80-something-year-old woman who works at the Fox Coin Laundry in Santa Monica, anddidn’t have a place to live a few years ago. According to a Star Magazine report from February two years ago Zach Galifianakis, who frequented the laundry and lives in the neighborhood, befriended her and was distraught to find out she was homeless.

Lady Gaga gets a custom gold-plated wheelchair “throne”

ByStarcasm Staff

Lady Gaga underwent hip surgery last month, and will not be satisfied with ordinary wheel chairs to help her get around. Gaga’s stylist commissioned the leather and gold rolling throne from designer Ken Borochov of luxury jewelry company Mordekai with only a week’s notice. Borochov told The Daily Beast, “It was a huge undertaking. It…

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Tamra Barney sticks by Gretchen singing comments, says Gretchen’s response was “overly dramatic”

ByLindsay

Tamra Barney and Gretchen Rossi made up at the beginning of the seventh season of The Real Housewives of Orange County, and by the end of the year they were nearly besties. But recently Tamra gave an interview to AllAboutTRH in which she revealed she and Gretchen had some issues while filming Season 8 — oh, and that Gretchen “sucked” at singing. Needless to say, Gretchen wasn’t happy about the jab and released a statement of her own in response, revealing how hurtful Tamra’s words had been. Now, Tamra is back for round three!

Ding, ding, ding!

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Kailyn Lowry postpones wedding to Javi Marroquin, says it’s “not in our budget”

ByLindsay

Kailyn Lowry and Javi Marroquin legally got married last September in a courthouse ceremony. Obviously, it wasn’t a huge bash, and most of her friends and family members were not in attendance, which is why the the couple had been planning a second ceremony. The upcoming celebration was set to take place on September 21, 2013, but unfortunately Kail and Javi are having to postpone their plans due to financial reasons.

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Duck Dynasty’s Si Robertson football photos from high school yearbook

ByAsa Hawks

If you’re a Duck Dynasty fan then you’re probably aware of Phil Robertson’s prowess on the gridiron as quarterback of the Louisiana Tech Bulldogs in the late 1960s, but did you know that Phil’s little brother Si was no stranger to handling the pigskin? That’s right! Si Robertson followed in his big brother’s cleatsteps at North Caddo High School in Vivian, Louisiana where he wore the same #10 and was listed as an “end.” Keep reading to see a fresh-faced little Si decked out in pads as well as his freshman and junior yearbook photos!

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REPORT Karent Sierra facing double foreclosure

ByLindsay

The Real Housewives of Miami star Karent Sierra may be facing some serious money issues. The seemingly successful dentist is being sued by a bank in Miami-Dade County, and according to the lawsuit, they are attempting to gain ownership of her two homes in Miami which are assessed at $870,000 combined!

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Jenelle Evans back with Courtland Rogers, Courtland still using drugs, sky still blue

ByAsa Hawks

It appears that Mr. and Mrs. Rogers are back together again just days after Jenelle got out of her second rehab stint in less than a month on Saturday. She returned to Twitter with a series of negative tweets about her husband, but something must have happened between then and Tuesday because by then Jenelle was already talking sweet about Courtland, and by Wednesday morning they were waking up together. Meanwhile, the mother of Courtland’s daughter is none too pleased about the reconciliation and she took to Twitter to reveal Courtland isn’t the great guy he thinks we think he is.