Catching up with Catfish who weren’t at the reunion show
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Catching up with Catfish who weren’t at the reunion show

Last night’s reunion show brought together some of the most dramatic couples of the night (I’m looking at you, Mhissy and Jasmine), but some pairs were notably missing. After a little investigation work, I’ve managed to track down some details on what the remaining couples have been up to since filming.

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‘Dancing With The Stars’ season 16 cast revealed

This morning on Good Morning America, the official seaon 16 cast of Dancing With The Stars cast was announced. And while we already knew who a few of the stars would be, there were still a few surprises starting with Wynonna Judd who said she’d NEVER do the show.

REPORT: Lisa Vanderpump cast on DWTS
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REPORT: Lisa Vanderpump cast on DWTS

It was revealed during the Oscars that Baltimore Raven’s Jacoby Jones has been cast on the new season of ABC’s Dancing With the Stars, and the rest of the cast will be officially announced tomorrow morning on GMA, but of course some rumored casting decisions have already been leaked.

Why was Catfish’s Average Joe Sumeniski arrested?

Tonight’s “Catfish: The Reunion Show” on MTV was quite the dramatic doozy with lots and lots of tension between most of the couples they brought back. Though Mhissy and Jasmine clearly had the most animosity between them, Kari Ann Peniche impersonator Rose and “Average Joe” weren’t far behind as they answered questions very abruptly, seemingly without even being able to look at each other. At one point Rose even mentioned that Joe had been arrested since the show was taped! So what did he do? Keep reading to find out!

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EXCLUSIVE Ryan Edwards and girlfriend Kirsten Cooper’s drama-filled last weekend together

Ryan Edwards announced that he was in a new relationship with Hooters model/George Mason University student Kirsten Cooper just one day before Valentine’s Day. But now, just a couple weeks later, he is back on the market. While he nor Kirsten have revealed much about their break-up online, a friend of Kirsten’s is speaking out exclusively to Starcasm about the odd circumstances that led up to their split.

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PHOTO The Real Housewives of Hollywood Oscars 2013 edition

Has Bravo just announced the most amazing reality show of all time? Is this a movie poster for the sure-to-be biggest comedy box office hit of 2013? Could it be a Jimmy Kimmel skit from tonight’s episode? Or did I just have some Photoshop fun with The Real Housewives logo and pictures of Anne Hathaway, Charlize Theron, Halle Berry, Jennifer Lawrence, Kristen Stewart and Jessica Chastain from last night’s Oscars red carpet?

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VIDEO PHOTOS Tamra Barney’s CUT Fitness Gym has Grand Opening March 2

Tamra Barney and her soon-to-be husband Eddie Judge are just about ready to open up their new gym C.U.T. Fitness. In fact, the grand opening is this Saturday! So, before the place opens, we’re going to get you caught up to speed with the gym’s offerings, its location, and more.

Jennifer Lawrence gives the middle finger at post-Oscar press conference
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Jennifer Lawrence gives the middle finger at post-Oscar press conference

Tough to say which Jennifer Lawrence moment got more buzz last night: Her Oscar win for Silver Linings Playbook or her stumble up the stairs on her way to accept the award? Fortunately for her publicist, Lawrence’s biggest faux pas came in front of a smaller audience at the post-ceremony press conference when she flipped the bird.

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The song Emily Kinney sang at the end of The Walking Dead last night

The vagabond crew of The Walking Dead are barely hanging on in the prison as the ever-present walkers and The Governor are bearing down on them. In last night’s episode entitled “I Ain’t a Judas” the closing scene of desperation was beautifully set as Beth Greene, played by Emily Kinney, broke out in solemn song. Find out what the song is and see the official music video from the legendary artist who recorded it. Just to say I did it – Warning SPOILERS!

Why was Kristen Stewart on crutches for the Oscars?

It’s been kind of a rough award week for Snow White & the Huntsmen star Kristen Stewart. Her film, Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part II, swept the infamous bad-not-good Razzie awards and she was recently listed as the least sexy celebrity in some random poll conducted in Great Britain.

Adding injury to insult, the On the Road actress was forced to make the all important Oscars red carpet stroll on crutches this year. As soon as she appeared laboriously making her way to the theater for the big evening, folks were wondering what happened that led to the need for the devices.

Academy Award attendees to receive “Vampire Facelift” vouchers
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Academy Award attendees to receive “Vampire Facelift” vouchers

Some pretty unusual beauty treatments have made news in recent months. Although you’d think something called the “Vampire Facelift” would fall into the same category as the “Bagel Head” or “Intentional Snaggle Tooth,” the procedure has actually gained some real popularity among Hollywood’s biggest stars. Now, even more celebrities will have the chance to try it out, thanks to a $5,000 voucher for all Oscar attendees.

Nine-year-old Oscar Nominee Quvenzhané Wallis to play Annie in upcoming film

If you haven’t seen Quvenzhané Wallis in Beasts of the Southern Wild, you’ve missed something truly extraordinary. At nine years old she’s the youngest actress to ever be nominated for an Academy Award (the youngest actor, Jackie Cooper, was 9 years old when he was nominated in 1931) and she completely deserves it.

Her performance has also landed her role most little girls would kill for: Annie. Columbia Pictures is planning an Annie reboot for a release in 2014, and they want Quvenzhané for the lead role.

Kyle Richards of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills at Resorts Casino for Reality Check event
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EXCLUSIVE Kyle Richards on RHOBH Season 4, 2nd book, and new movie with Brandi Glanville

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Kyle Richards appeared at the Resorts Casino in Atlantic City on Friday night where she hosted a free Q&A session and signing. Also while there, Kyle took some time out to speak with Starcasm about the Season 3 drama, the upcoming fourth season, and a very exciting new project with her on-screen nemesis Brandi Glanville!

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PHOTOS Shahs of Sunset’s MJ, GG and Lilly at OK! pre-Oscar party

Mercedes “MJ” Javid, Golnesa “GG” Gharachedaghi, and Lilly Ghalichi may have been involved in some reunion drama recently, but last night they united on the red carpet. The Shahs of Sunset ladies attended the OK! Magazine Pre-Oscar event and, as always, they were looking Shahmazing!

PHOTOS “World’s Worst Tattoo” is redeemed… See what it looks like now!
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PHOTOS “World’s Worst Tattoo” is redeemed… See what it looks like now!

Chad Stahl’s was absolutely devastated when Mindy, the mother of his three children, was killed in a fire three months after they were married. Seeking a way to permanently keep her by his side, Stahl decided to memorialize her with a tattoo depiction. Sadly, the tattoo artist managed to completely butcher the image. Since then, it has gone one to Internet notoriety as “The World’s Worst Tattoo.”

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PHOTOS Taylor Armstrong with boyfriend John Bluher at OK! pre-Oscar party

Taylor Armstrong and her lawyer boyfriend John Bluher hit the red carpet last night for the first time as a couple. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star took her beau along with her to OK! magazine’s Annual Pre-Oscar Party and they looked as happy as could be posing together for photos.

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Did MTV send Jenelle Evans to rehab for 30 days?

It appears that MTV has asked Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans to enter a 30-day treatment facility in Florida that isn’t exactly a “rehab” facility per se. Actually, Gary Head says the month-long stint is more like a “paid vacation.” Keep reading for all the information we have about Jenelle’s stay from Twitter, Facebook, and an alleged private Twitter direct message conversation with Gary. Also, catch up on Courtland’s latest Twitter rant in which he makes more claims about Jenelle, including that she once hit him with her car after she though he had cheated on her!

Jenelle Evans and Courtland Rogers Twitter feud
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Courtland Rogers still on the run, feuding with Jenelle Evans on Twitter

As we reported on Tuesday, Jenelle Evans’ husband Courtland Rogers reportedly missed his Presidents’ Day court date and is currently on the run after four warrants were issued for his arrest in Brunswick County, North Carolina. But, being on the run from the law cannot stop Courtland from his second favorite addiction in the world — feuding with Jenelle online! Keep reading to get all the latest painstakingly compiled from Twitter in an easy-to-digest timeline. (There are more accusations of drug use, photographic evidence, a brilliant Monopoly reference — remember – Courtland has supposedly traveled through 11 states — and clothes being pawned?!? )

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Ryan Seacrest’s “Who’s Your Favorite Housewife?” tournament down to 10!

It’s only February 22 but for fans of The Real Housewives it is already March Madness! Ryan Seacrest has been running a “Who’s Your Favorite Housewife?” tournament and the field is down to the Terrific Ten! We wanted to make sure Starcasm readers’ voices were heard so we’re sharing the poll with you. Keep reading to cast your vote (Voting is only open through Monday at 11:59PM), check out the current standings, and find out which franchise surprisingly had no finalists!

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Vegas odds on Oscar winners for Best Picture, Best Actor and Best Actress

Oscar night is nearly upon us and for those of you planning to have a get together we figured we’d help you dominate in your Oscar pool for the big party. Check out a Vegas odds maker’s lines for the three main categories and find out my one outlier pick that should’ve been for Best Actress.

Latin American Idol winner Martha Heredia arrested for smuggling heroin in her heels
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Latin American Idol winner Martha Heredia arrested for smuggling heroin in her heels

Reality shows notoriously feature troubled participants looking for 15 minutes in the spotlight. Although there is no shortage stars with port-show issues, few falls from fame have been as swift and as severe as that of 2009 Latin American Idol winner Martha Heredia. The 22-year-old added to her rap sheet this week when she was arrested for attempting to smuggle 2.9 lbs. of heroin to New York by concealing baggies in her platform heels.

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UPDATE: Meet Britney Spears’ rumored new boyfriend David Lucado

Britney Spears ended her relationship with fiancé Jason Trawick just last month, but that didn’t stop her from having a romantic Valentine’s Day. The pop princess was spotted out with a mystery man on February 14, golfing at the Sherwood country club near where Britney lives and then having a sushi dinner. So who is the lucky guy?

AUDIO Sad guy with impounded dog threatens to sue photographer who helped him

When animal lover and photographer Maria Sanchez posted a photo of Dave Thomas weeping next to his impounded pup Buzz Lightyear the internets lit up in a collective need to help the guy out. Thanks to Maria’s diligence, Buzz and Dave were reunited. So what is Dave doing to show his gratitude? Dude is threatening to sue Sanchez, affirming the adage, “no good deed goes unpunished.”

VIDEO: Freakshow’s Brianna Belladonna, Morgue, and Asia Ray teach us how to swallow a sword

The Thursday night episode of the show was centered around a special Sword Swallowing Event. Sword swallowing regulars Morgue, Murrugun The Mystic, and Brianna Belladonna all prepared extra special stunts. Murrugun decided to do the “Rocket Sword,” a motorized sword that would go down his throat so fast that if he doesn’t bite down fast enough, he risks puncturing the bottom of his stomach. He’s the first person in the world do ever do something like this. Morgue was going to swallow a huge ball first, followed by a sword. Brianna was going to swallow three swords instead of her usual two, and owner Todd Ray’s 20-year-old daughter Asia Ray wanted to learn how to do the craft for the show.

The Swan set to return to TV, but faces criticism from past contestants
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The Swan set to return to TV, but faces criticism from past contestants

The controversial reality show The Swan is set to return to the airwaves this summer with a special celebrity reboot. Just as with the original two seasons in 2004, it is receiving a lot of criticism — and, this time, former contestants are among those denouncing the show.

VIDEO Mind-blowing Photoshop demonstration upgrading 320×240 pixel screenshot from Doom

I realize a video demonstrating mad Photoshop skills isn’t something you might expect to find on Starcasm, but given that I am the resident humble Photoshopologist I just couldn’t help but share this demonstration by Deviant Art user Elemental79, who took 35 hours to convert a 320 x 240 pixel screen shot from the video game Doom into a mind-boggling high resolution 9600 x 7211 pixel Photoshop masterpiece! The devil is in the details… literally!

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Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa welcome baby boy, reveal his “boss name” on Twitter

Amber Rose has been walking around with a gigantic baby bump for what seems like a year now. It was like Jessica Simpson part 2! But finally, she and rapper Wiz Khalifa have welcomed their first child together, a son. Earlier today, Wiz took to Twitter where he shared the exciting news with his nearly 9.5 million fans.

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Snooki selling her custom Cadillac Escalade on eBay

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is selling her infamous black and pink 2011 Cadillac Escalade, but she’s not just driving it down to the local used car lot. The 25-year-old reality star (and mother of one) is ready to hand over the keys to the highest bidder — on eBay! So if you’re a Jersey Shore fan who wants to own a piece of reality television history, get your Paypal account juiced up because it’s going to cost you a pretty penny. (PLUS, see a photo of Snooki’s new whip!)

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PHOTO: Kail Lowry tweets old pic with mom Suzi, why don’t they speak anymore?

Teen Mom 2‘s Kailyn Lowry has had a thorny relationship with her mom Suzi her whole life, and they haven’t spoken with each other in a long time (although Kail did tweet a while back that Suzi left a drunken voicemail.) Kail has cut Suzi out of her life because of her substance abuse problems, but for Twitter’s #ThrowbackThursday she took a moment to relive happier times.

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RHOA’s Kenya Moore releasing Booty Boot Camp workout DVD

It appears as though the intense competition continues in The Real Housewives of Atlanta‘s Booty Pageant as pageant pro Kenya Moore has followed through on her plan to release a tush-toning workout DVD to compete with Phaedra Parks’ “Donkey Booty Workout” video. Initially Kenya’s workout DVD was to also feature a title inspired by an equine derriere (“Stallion Booty”), BUTT she has apparently changed her mind and will be releasing “Booty Boot Camp” instead on March 5. Keep reading for all the deTAILS, including a link to pre-order yours now! (Plus, there are a couple gratuitous photos of Kenya’s “Gone With The Wind Fabulous” Stallion Booty so you’ll know what you’re working toward!)

VIDEO TSA apologizes for traumatizing disabled 3-year-old

TSA airport screeners are notorious for getting a bad rap, and the following story that led a 3-year-old wheelchair-bound toddler to scream out in tears, “I don’t wanna to go to Disney World,” will certainly do nothing to improve their image. See the footage a protective mother took when the TSA requested a pat down of her disabled daughter in spite of them informing her it was illegal to film what they were doing.

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PHOTO Kim Zolciak in a sexy Lilly Ghalichi Have Faith swimsuit

If you’re like me then watching the current season of The Real Housewives of Atlanta is leaving you feeling as though your entertainment diet is unbalanced. I’m used to consuming equal parts NeNe Leakes and Kim Zolciak, and now that Kim Z has left the building, I am nothing short of malnourished. So, I thought I might share a recent photo of Kim Zolciak packing her assets into a rather provocative swimsuit as a sort of RHOA supplement 🙂 And just to add a little more Bravo flavor, the suit is made by Have Faith, which is co-owned by Shahs of Sunset star Lilly Ghalichi! Bravolebrities of a feather stick together!

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REPORT Leah Calvert’s baby daughter’s name revealed, details about the birth

Things have been very quiet from the family of Teen Mom 2 star Leah Calvert since she reportedly gave birth to her third daughter on February 4. There was a few days of complete silence on Twitter, and although Leah, pops Jeremy, and Grandmomma Dawn have since begun tweeting again, all has been hush hush on the baby front. But, In Touch, which broke the pregnancy story on February 4, is claiming to have some more details about the new addition to the Calvert family, including a name!

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Honey Boo Boo’s dad Sugar Bear hospitalized with pancreatitis

We’ve just got some worrisome news out of McIntyre, Georgia. Mama June Shannon from Here Comes Honey Boo Boo just posted on Facebook that Sugar Bear has been hospitalized after experiencing chest pains on Monday. He was diagnosed with pancreatitis and held in ICU for the first night. He has since been moved out of ICU, but as June wrote, “he has a long road ahead of him.” Keep reading for the full update from June — and GET WELL SOON SUGAR BEAR!

UPDATE – Two more updates from Mama June, including that Sugar Bear has pneumonia and has been transferred to another hospital.