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VIDEOS Teen Mom Season 3 finale After Show and bonus footage

ByDarren O

It feels like we’ve been along for the ride with Amber, Catelynn, Farrah and Maci for much longer than 3 seasons. I guess that’s sort of the point because once you have a baby it’s all different and time creeps and flies by simultaneously somehow. I know this is true from personal experience. It’s Wednesday so that means it’s time for our After Show and bonus footage recap of the Season 3 finale for Teen Mom. Come along as Farrah discusses her move, Maci talks about agreeing to disagree with Ryan and Catelynn reflects on the relationship between Butch and Tyler.

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PHOTOS Jessie J redefines “spacesuit” in a purple cosmos body suit

ByAsa Hawks

Only being able to use one leg hasn’t cramped the flamboyant style of singer Jessie J! The hobbled fashion basher was photographed Tuesday night after a performance at Sketch nightclub in London still wearing her purple and black cosmos body suit, complete with matching purple hair and her now infamous cast. Keep reading to see the entire Jessie J universe and read her reaction to the disappointing news that she will not be able to perform during the upcoming Katy Perry California Dreams Tour.

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BIO PHOTOS VIDEO Meet Sunny Sinclair of Biggest Loser Season 12

ByRuby Turpin

Sunny Sinclair is a 277 lb. wife, mother, and teacher from Frisco, Texas who is ready to turn her life around at the Biggest Loser Ranch. She says she is not a game-player, and that she plans to listen to her trainers, do her workouts, support her team mates, and focus on herself. We’ll see if she can stay on the high road this season!

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Top 15 Starcasm Teen Mom Photoshop Moments (Part 1 of 2)

ByAsa Hawks

Tonight is the season finale of the third season of everyone’s favorite young momma drama series Teen Mom, and in honor of the show’s success (as well as it’s sister show Teen Mom 2) I thought I would sift through some of the virtual filing cabinets here on my computer and gather together some of my favorite altered images from our rather extensive coverage of the show over the years.

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VIDEO PHOTOS Teen Mom 2 Chelsea Houska how-to hair tutorial

ByDarren O

Here at Starcasm we’re patently aware that Teen Mom is taking over the reality universe, and as part of that takeover one of the stars has set a popular new fashion trend. No, it’s not Gary’s Belden Lineman Camp t-shirt, it’s Chelsea Houska’s impeccable hair! See a detailed video on how to do the “Houska” yourself at home as well as a photo-by-photo image breakdown of the style that’s sweeping the nation!

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VIDEO Jane Lynch & Jersey Shore cast – outtakes from the EMMY Awards Jersey skit

ByAsa Hawks

One of the highlights from Sunday night’s Primetime Emmy Awards was Jane Lynch’s sketch paying homage to the influence of the state of New Jersey on television over the last few years, something for which her Teresa Giudice inspired alter ego Donatella Alberghetti Mangiana D’Borgia takes credit. Keep reading to watch the original bit and then check out the hilarious outtakes reel that surfaced today featuring tons of one-liners from Jane, The Sopranos‘ Vincent Pastore, and the cast of Jersey Shore! (“Sammi can eat a quarter and crap out two dimes and a nickel.”)

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VIDEO PHOTOS Florida teenager one ups Swamp People by reeling in 800lb alligator with fishing rod

ByDarren O

I think the Guist brothers of Swamp People have some competition as Florida teenager Tim Stroh reeled in an 800lb 12′ behemoth alligator with… His bass fishing rod! See photos of Tim with his catch of a lifetime and see a video report filed by an area news station.

VIDEO Man pretends to shoot firefighter in rookie hazing gone wrong

ByDarren O

The Macon Bibb Fire Department is currently investigating a hoax involving what appeared to be a masked and armed man scaring the absolute crap out of rookie members of Fire Station 108. In the following clip that will sure to become a, “What not to do when you’re hazing” training video, a masked man rampages the station wielding a gun and pretends to shoot a hostage.

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Did Taylor Armstrong receive six-figures for black eye photo?

ByDarren O

Real Housewife of Beverly Hills’ Taylor Armstrong received a six-figure deal for selling the brutal image of her face beaten and swollen according to Page 6. Read on for the details of the report and to find out more about Taylor’s first interview since her late husband Russell’s suicide set to air on Entertainment Tonight today.

PHOTOS Bruce Springsteen “Out in the Street” in NYC with wife Patti Scialfa

ByAsa Hawks

As Bravo’s Real Housewives of New Jersey take one step forward, two steps back down in the Dominican Republic, the Real First Lady of New Jersey Patti Scialfa enjoyed a beautiful day in New York City with her hubby Bruce Springsteen. (It’s a Boss post y’all!)

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Kim Zolciak gets her own Bravo spin-off reality series, to be like Bethenny’s

ByAsa Hawks

Fresh on the heels of cleaning house in New York City, Bravo is doing the opposite with their most successful Housewives franchise in Atlanta by giving cast member Kim Zolciak her own series! According to an insider the show will be modeled after Bethenny Frankel’s Bethenny Getting Married?, which seems appropriate given Kim is currently engaged and just gave birth. Keep reading for all the sketchy details!

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BIO, PHOTOS, VIDEO Anderson Cooper’s fascinating mom Gloria Vanderbilt, heiress, artist, writer, fashion icon

ByStarcasm Staff

Anderson Cooper opens the second week of his new daytime talk show Anderson with a show devoted to his mom! Awww! But it’s a little more than cute or sappy, because his mom happens to be Gloria Vanderbilt.
 The fact is that Gloria has been one busy girl in her 87 years, and she’s not…

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VIDEO PHOTOS Kim Kardashian as slave Princess Leia on failed Kanye West muppet show

ByAsa Hawks

I don’t believe I have ever typed a more bloggerotic title than that.

Keep reading to find out all about Kanye West’s failed Comedy Central pilot for his adult hip hop take on The Muppet Show titled Alligator Boots. The puppet comedy/variety show featured Rhymefest as rapper and star Pork Troy with head writer Jimmy Kimmel voicing the sultry and Chef-inspired “Beary” White. The pilot was hosted by Kanye himself and featured a guest appearance by Kim Kardashian wearing every fan boy’s favorite piece of intimate apparel – slave Princess Leia’s bikini!

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Who is Chaz Bono’s fiance Jennifer Elia?

ByStarcasm Staff

Chaz Bono (formerly known as Chastity Bono,) who physically and legally became a man, will be competing tonight on Dancing With The Stars.

Rooting him on will be his long-time girlfriend and fiance, the gorgeous Jennifer Elia (known as “Jenny”), who’s been dating Chaz since 2006. She’s a private tutor who recently received her Master’s in education from UCLA, and hopes to someday publish short stories inspired by her dating history.

Find out more about Jenny and her relationship with Chaz.

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Rainn Wilson has Steve Carell’s back after ‘The Office’ Emmy snub.

ByDarren O

You should never question Dwight Schrute’s loyalty to Michael Scott. The Office star Rainn Wilson shot a Twitter-missle at the “world of TV” after Steve Carell was denied for the sixth time his rightful piece of hardware as the best lead actor in a comedy series for his portrayal of middle-manager Michael Scott. Read what he had to tweet and why I completely agree with his assessment.

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VIDEOS Vintage Lady Gaga getting inked by Kat Von D

ByDarren O

See two great clips from 2008 of Lady Gaga getting a lower back tattoo from Kat Von D just before she exploded on the pop scene with her album The Fame. The two clips feature some serious hot pants and mother monster talking about having just worked with New Kids on the Block.

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PHOTOS Heidi Montag – how is her face holding up after those 12 plastic surgeries?

ByAsa Hawks

In January of 2010 The Hills star Heidi Montag shocked the celebriverse when she revealed she had gone under the knife to have no less that 10 cosmetic surgical procedures, which is in addition to the nose job and breast implants she had two years prior. Heidi just celebrated her 25th birthday with a party at club Vanity inside the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas, so we thought we might catch up on how her face and body are holding up more than a year and a half after being so brutally sliced, sucked, pumped and otherwise artificially “enhanced” by Dr. Frank Ryan.

Alec Baldwin’s Rupert Murdoch joke cut by Fox, walks out on EMMYs

ByAsa Hawks

In further evidence that you shouldn’t bite the hand that feeds you make fun of the boss that has you on his awards show, actor Alec Baldwin had a pre-recorded comedy bit meant to air during the opening comedy sequence at the 2011 EMMY Awards nixed by executives at Fox because it made fun of media mogul Rupert Murdoch, who is CEO of News Corp, which owns Fox. In protest the perennial EMMY dandy 30 Rock actor refused to attend tonight’s ceremonies. Keep reading for all the juicy, scandalous details!

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PHOTOS Kyle Richards at 2011 EMMYs in beautifully bodacious blue gown

ByAsa Hawks

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills‘ Kyle Richards was one of the first on the red carpet at the 63rd Annual Emmy Awards tonight, thanks to her gig as style correspondent for The Insider, and just like RHOBH she pulled no punches! But, instead of unleashing on Camille and sister Kim Richards, Kyle unleashed on the world of fashion in a monstrously elegant blue gown.

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Real Housewives of New York firings confirmed by Bravo, the ladies respond

ByAsa Hawks

After days of tepid denials and “nothing’s official yet” statements, the rumors that surfaced earlier this week claiming that Bravo is cleaning house on the cast of The Real Housewives of New York City have finally been officially confirmed by the network. Keep reading for the responses from those let go, including Jill Zarin, Alex McCord, Simon van Kempen and Cindy Barshop!

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Gary Shirley says he’s “completely through” with Amber Portwood

ByAsa Hawks

At the end of August Teen Mom Amber Portwood returned to her home in Anderson, Indiana after a two-month stint in a California rehab facility getting treatment for depression and anger management issues. When Amber got home she found Gary Shirley and their daughter Leah waiting patiently to welcome her back. Everything seemed to be going great for the couple. But, less than three weeks later, Gary says he is calling it quits for good, and it appears to be Amber’s infidelity that motivated the split! Keep reading for Gary’s announcement and find out how he dealt with the sad news.

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Glee’s Heather Morris has already removed her secret breast implants!

ByStarcasm Staff

In 2010 Glee star Heather Morris started looking bustier than usual, but denied plastic surgery and credited her new curvy look to push-up bras. Now, she told Fitness magazine that she DID have a boob job, but has already had her implants removed because they were too painful.

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Sonja Morgan confirms Real Housewives of New York City firings

ByAsa Hawks

The Real Housewives of New York City‘s Sonja Morgan talked with US magazine at an event Thursday night just after finding out from her producer that Jill, Kelly, Alex and Cindy would indeed not be back for Season 5 of the show. Keep reading for quotes from Sonja including what she thinks her cast mates’ next career moves might be.

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PHOTO Proof Nicolas Cage is a vampire for sale on eBay for only $1,000,000

ByAsa Hawks

If you are one of the handful of folks out there convinced that Nicolas Cage is actually a vampire (Draculas Cage?) you can now officially do the “I Told You So” gloat dance thanks to some Civil War era photographic proof currently available for purchase on eBay. Keep reading for the rather unsettling image and read the details from the seller, who not only realizes the value of what he has, but has a great sense of humor about it as well!

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Clint Eastwood goes all Dirty Harry in regards to gay marriage

ByDarren O

Clint Eastwood has finally opened up about his position in regards to the issue of gay marriage. His quote is pure classic Clint bad assness and to prove that point we’ve created a t-shirt that should become a huge fashion trend. Read his quote from GQ while the living legend was on the promotional trail for his upcoming directed biopic J. Edgar.

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VIDEO Must see Chuck Testa taxidermy ad from ‘Commercial Kings’

ByDarren O

In May 2011, Ojai Valley Taxidermy and Chuck Testa were selected to take part in the reality TV show from IFC called Commercial Kings. The show involves YouTube stars Rhett and Link creating a commercial for the business. What they came up with certainly backs the show’s name as this clip will surely go down as one of the best local ads you’ll ever see.

Bonus: See a behind the scenes clip of Testa giving Rhett and Link a taxidermy lesson.

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Texas teen charged with faking cancer to receive thousands in donations

ByDarren O

Horizon City, Texas teenager Ruth Angelica Gomez faces theft charges after authorities claim she fooled her community into donating $17,000 because they were falsely led to believe she was dying of cancer. Read on to find out how she had everyone, even her fiance fooled and what her punishment for the alleged crimes could be.

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Jill, Kelly, Alex, Cindy fired from Real Housewives of New York City

ByStarcasm Staff

It’s been rumored for months that Bravo was planning on overhauling the cast of The Real Housewives of New York City and that appears to be the case as Jill Zarin, Kelly Bensimon, Alex McCord (which include’s Alex’s husband, and honorary “housewife,” Simon van Kempen), and Cindy Barshop were all reportedly contacted by Bravo earlier today and told they would not be back for the fifth season of the reality series. Keep reading to see what Jill, Alex, Simon and Cindy had to say about the news!

January Jones gives birth to son Xander Dane Jones

ByAsa Hawks

It seems as though actress January Jones took her role as X-Men: First Class maven Emma Frost quite seriously because she has given her firstborn son a name perfectly suited to be a part of the Marvel super-hero group! People magazine reports that January gave birth to a son earlier today and gave him the rather unusual name Xander Dane Jones.

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Truth behind rumors of Farrah Abraham leaving Sophia behind when she moved to Florida

ByAsa Hawks

We have a new update in the “Did Farrah Abraham leave Sophia behind or not?” saga and the answer is… Yes! Oh, and no? That’s right! Keep reading for the latest scoop that explains the seemingly conflicting interviews with Farrah in Life & Style magazine and on MomFinds.com!

PHOTO Lindsay Lohan throws a drink at photographer at V Black and White Ball

ByAsa Hawks

Human drama factory Lindsay Lohan was up to her old tricks again last night at V Magazine’s Black and White Ball where she reportedly tossed a drink on a photographer… for V Magazine! Keep reading for the complete Lindsay Lowdown that includes a photo of her taken by the photographer who took the booze shower as well as the New York Fire Department and a bleeding girl!

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Rachel Reilly discusses winning Big Brother 13 on The Talk

ByDarren O

It’s official, the emotional roller coaster that is Rachel Reilly won Big Brother 13 last night in a tight 4-3 final jury vote. She’s tweeted her joy, along with a photo with her “bookie” Brendon Villegas of course, and sat down with The Talk to discuss her half-a-million dollar victory.

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VIDEO news reporters mock Kardashian sisters after interview

ByDarren O

Two staples in the blogosphere for content are anything to do with the Kardashian sisters and news reporters caught on camera doing something funny when they thought the cameras weren’t rolling. Well in the following clip from Fox 29 out of Philadelphia we get a hilarious combination of the two! See giggling morning anchor Mike Jerrick do his best Kardashian impersonation in this already gone viral clip.

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Did Teen Mom Farrah Abraham really leave baby Sophia in Iowa while she lives in Florida?

ByDarren O

In a surprising change of heart, Teen Mom Farrah Abraham did decide to leave her daughter Sophia behind in Iowa under the care and supervision of her mother Debra while she pursues her education and career in Florida according to Life & Style. Read her revealing comments about the decision that seemingly goes against everything we’ve seen and heard from her during the current season of the hit show.

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PHOTOS Kendall Jenner’s runway debut at Sherri Hill Fashion Week show

ByAsa Hawks

On Tuesday we shared photos of Kylie Jenner walking the runway for the first time modeling the Abbey Dawn line designed by Avril Lavigne, and now we have Kylie’s older sister Kendall Jenner making her catwalk debut at the Sherri Hill Spring 2012 fashion show! Keep reading for lots of photos of the very photogenic Kendall as well as the tweets of support from the Kardashian family!

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VIDEO Michaele Salahi not kidnapped – ran off with Neal Schon, guitarist for Journey instead

ByAsa Hawks

In a headline only the crazy duo responsible for the infamous “White House party crashing” could generate, former Real Housewives of DC star Michaele Salahi was reported kidnapped last night by her husband, Tareq Salahi, but it was later revealed she had run off with Neal Schon, the lead guitarist for the band Journey! Keep reading for the latest (and perhaps last?) chapter in the lives of the Real Shysters of DC!

Utah looks to dismiss Sister Wives polygamy lawsuit
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Utah looks to dismiss Sister Wives polygamy lawsuit

ByDarren O

Season 3 of TLC’s popular polygamy themed reality show Sister Wives is set for a September 25th premiere. Much of the season focuses on the family adjusting to their new life after leaving Utah out of fear of felony prosecution for bigamy. Find out why those fears may have been unwarranted and also catch up on the status of the Brown’s lawsuit against Utah that challenges the state’s polygamy laws.

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POLL Who deserves to win Big Brother 13 tonight?

ByDarren O

So we’re down to the final three for season 13 of Big Brother. I feel somewhat vindicated because in my pre-season pool that I do with some fellow BB addicts I went out on an emotionally unstable limb and picked Rachel to win it all and I’m still liking my chances. We’re left with the vet and two floaters in the form of Adam and Porsche. Tonight it will all be determined and I want your input on who you think deserves to take home the half-a-million dollar grand prize.

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VIDEOS Teen Mom S3 E11 After Show and bonus footage

ByDarren O

Time for a another dose of the morning after Teen Mom After Show and bonus footage break down. This week Catelynn discusses her love for Tyler and how their relationship has grown, Farrah lets us know what happen to those braces and Maci explains her frustrations with Kyle and Ryan going as far as to explain that her son Bentley will realize his father Ryan is “a douche” if he continues to spend more time with him.

PHOTOS Johnny Depp as vampire Barnabas Collins on the set of Dark Shadows

ByStarcasm Staff

See the first photos of Johnny Depp in costume on the set of Tim Burton’s lates film Dark Shadows, a remake of the cult classic 1960s gothic soap opera famous for its unprecedented use of supernatural creatures on daytime television including zombies, werewolves, witches, and of course vampires. Depp will be playing the lead in the film, vampire Barnabas Collins.

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PHOTOS Kylie Jenner walks the runway in Avril Lavigne’s Abbey Dawn show

ByAsa Hawks

See Kylie Jenner’s latest step as one of the heiress apparents to the Kardashian Empire throne int he form of photos from her debut as a runway model in Monday’s Avril Lavigne designed Abbey Dawn show during Mercedes Benz Fashion Week. (Includes a photo of her joyful family laughing and cheering her on from the front row.)

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ Adrienne Maloof reportedly having financial troubles

ByAsa Hawks

I didn’t think it was possible to be surprised to find out one of Bravo’s Real Housewives is having financial troubles, but I confess I did a web browsing double-take when I ran across multiple reports indicating The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills‘ Adrienne Maloof may be pinching pennies! Keep reading for the multiple reports including a detailed financial timeline of The Maloof family’s business, which has taken a huge hit financially over the lat few years and has been forced to sell off a number of assets, including most of its stake in The Palms Casino and Hotel in Las Vegas.

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PHOTO RHoBH’s Kyle Richards with daughters Portia Umansky and Sophia Umansky

ByAsa Hawks

Kyle Richards took her two youngest daughters Sophia and Portia to The Red CARpet Event prmoting child safety held in in Pacific Palisades, California on Saturday. Keep reading to see photos of the lovely family trio and to find out more about the event, including which former beauty queen was behind it!

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VIDEO Teen Mom Jenelle Evans costume from True Blood Season 4 finale

ByAsa Hawks

The Season 4 finale of True Blood aired on HBO last night and of course it took place on Halloween, allowing for the addition of zombies, bunnies and nurses to a cast that already included vampires, werewolves, witches, faeries and shape shifters. But, along with the usual assortment of Halloween characters, there was one costume near and dear to my heart… Jenelle Evans! Keep reading to see photos and a brief video clip of sassy little Lisa Fowler decked out in her Teen Mom 2 Jenelle Evans Halloween costume!

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Project Runway SPOILER Anya Ayoung-Chee finale runway show at Fashion Week

ByAsa Hawks

In a bit of spoiler subterfuge all nine remaining designers in the current season of Project Runway showed their collections at Mercedes Benz Fashion Week on Friday. Only a few of them received consistently positive reviews from critics, including Anya Ayoung-Chee, which has many speculating her Caribbean-themed collection may be one of the actual three final contenders. Keep reading for photos of all ten of Anya’s looks from the runway and see what you think!

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PHOTOS Teen Mom Farrah Abraham in New York City for Fashion Week

ByAsa Hawks

Seeing as how Farrah Abraham is currently attending culinary school, I suppose it’s appropriate that her plate always seems to be full! Her packed schedule this week was all about fashion as she participated in Fashion Night out in Miami and then flew to New York City for 2011 Mercedes Benz Fashion Week! Keep reading for photos of the busy, busy Teen Mom looking stylish on the streets of New York City.

Remembering 9/11 ten years later

ByAsa Hawks

As I’m sure most all of our readers are aware, today marks the 10th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks that took thousands of innocent American lives and brought our nation together in a moment of collective mourning. Most everyone remembers where they were that day, and I thought I might share my story of watching the attacks on television from a hospital room with my family, which included my niece born the day before.

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DWTS’s Kristin Cavallari high school yearbook photos

ByAsa Hawks

Back before actress Kristin Cavallari became a huge MTV star on The Hills and Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County (or a dancing sensation on the current season of Dancing with the Stars) she was a real Laguna Beach gal as a high school student at Laguna High School. We’ve rounded up a few photos of Kristin from her high school yearbook, including her Cavallabulous senior portrait!

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Teresa and Joe Giudice renewed their vows in lavish princess-themed ceremony; $25,000 dress

ByAmelia Cunningham

Teresa and Joe Giudice have lived through some really taxing financial and family issues publicly, but instead of everything driving them apart, they’ve stuck together.

In fact, they just had a princess-themed vow renewal ceremony taped for The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and walked down the aisle for a second time at Long Island’s Oheka Castle in a $25,000 Pnina Tornai.

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PHOTOS Jennifer Love Hewitt wins 2011 ‘Fashion Night Out’ Best Dressed Award

ByAsa Hawks

Golden Globe nominated actress Jennifer Love Hewitt takes home our Best Dressed Award from 2011 Fashion Night Out with her Ferrarivescent sleek red dress at the Project Runway finale show held earlier today. (That sound you hear is The Bachelor Ben Flajnik crying into his wine glass.)

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PHOTO Marge Simpson’s unfortunate fashion choice at ‘Relatively Speaking’ meet and greet

ByAsa Hawks

Julie Kavner, the voice of Marge Simpson, takes home the “Fashion Night Out” worst dressed award after deciding to liven up the meet and greet for the cast of the Broadway production of Relatively Speaking earlier today by wearing a see-through midnight blue top combined with white socks and sandals. (The appropriate response to her fashion choice could only be “D’oh!”)

Teen Mom Jenelle Evans looking quite happy
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Jenelle Evans gets no jail time for ‘Teen Mom Brawl’ with Britany Truett

ByAsa Hawks

Today was a huge legal victory for Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans, who was in court to face charges stemming from her infamous “Teen Mom Brawl” beatdown of gal pal Britany Truett. She wasn’t completely cleared of the charges, but won’t face any jail time if she can stay out of trouble for the next twelve months. Keep reading for the details of her sentencing and see what her son Jace has been up to during all of this!