It’s only eight days until the Jersey Shore Season 4 premiere August 4, but the cast is still hard at work filming Season 5 in their old stomping grounds of Seaside Heights, New Jersey, and for Deena Nicole Cortese that means trying to come up with new and creative ways to expose her Badeenadonk.
Her latest creative solution? Lean over a large inner tube. (I don’t profess to be an expert in female anatomy, but isn’t the camel toe supposed to be on the other side?) If you’re feeling brave and you are not in fear of losing your job, you can click on the photo for a larger, uncensored version – or if you’re a serious crack addict you can CLICK HERE to see a screen-filling Deena boom-boom zoom photo. (***Not for the weak of heart or otherwise normal folks!)
One of favorite things about the image (in addition to the inner tube being named “Big Bertha”) is the description of the photo on Splash News: “Jersey Shore Deena Nicole Cortese shopping in Seaside Heights.”
Oh, and just in case you were worried that you were actually staring at blatant nudity in the uncensored version of the photo above, you can relax. This photo from Deena flipped over clearly reveals she is in fact wearing underwear – they just were, ummmmm… not visible in the other picture.
Is the propensity for assposure hereditary? If so I’m thinking Deena Cortese may actually be the long lost daughter of The Real Housewives of New York City‘s Sonja Morgan.
*** I did it! I told my editors I would write this post without using the term Deenapotamus and I did it! What’s that? Oh. D’oh!
Photos: K / Splash News