If you’re like me then you probably ask yourself all the time, “Now why is it everyone cares about Kim Kardashian?” (I’m actually planning on using that quandry in my hip-hop rewrite of Bob Dylan’s “Blowing In The Wind” in which I answer the question by brilliantly rhyming a phonetically altered version of the word fash-ee-yun.)
Anyways, as many times as I ponder that celebumystery I run across photos like the one above and then I remember – Kim Kardashian is an alien sex goddess. It’s strange that I keep forgetting that – perhaps it’s one of her powers? Either way, Kim looked eminently blogworthy as she departed her home for a party in Beverly Hills earlier today.
Yeah, I just wrote a post about a woman walking down the stairs. Yeah, it was justified. (Marcel Duchamp knows what I’m talking about.)
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