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FUTURE COUPLE ALERT Michael Lohan and Nadya Suleman together at Fox 29 “Good Day”

ByAsa Hawks

In “inevitable, but purely speculative, you-heard-it-here-first” news, fame-addicted Michael Lohan and Octomom Nadya Suleman were photographed together earlier today heading into the studios of Fox 29 in Philadelphia where they were both scheduled to appear on the station’s Good Day morning show. I think we can officially start the countdown to when Lindsay Lohan hears the shocking announcement that she has 14 new step-siblings. Can you say “Ocotodad?”

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PHOTOS Did Emily Maynard have plastic surgery?

ByAsa Hawks

The Bachelorette Emily Maynard is famous for her Southern charm and her natural beauty, but a report in this week’s issue of Reality Weekly claims the 26-year-old all-American blonde reality star is “wracked with insecurities and secretly hooked on plastic surgery!” Keep reading for all the details, including exactly what she has had done, is still having done, and is thinking of having done in the near future. Also, find out how Emily’s obsession with her appearance began in elementary school when other kids would make fun of her because she suffered from a disorder that left her face partially paralyzed. Includes before-and-after photos comparing recent pictures of Emily to ones of her when she was 18 and still in high school.

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360 lb dad lost custody of his two kids when a court found him too obese to take care of them

ByStarcasm Staff

Can you be too fat to be a parent? A 360 lb. man in Ottawa, Canada lost custody of his two young special needs children this week after a court ruled that he was unfit to take care of his two boys. The case is of special note because the man’s weight was a huge factor in gauging his parental fitness.

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Farrah Abraham loves being a celebrity, wants to break into Hollywood as an actress or TV presenter

ByStarcasm Staff

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham’s teenage dream may have ended, but she’s got countless adult dreams, and she’s working hard to make a great deal of them come true.

Do you think Farrah should try to expand beyond her current projects and really try to make it in Hollywood, or should she stick to developing her culinary endeavors and personal brand?

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Anne Hathaway’s extreme starvation diet for Les Mis revealed: Hummus and radishes

ByStarcasm Staff

Anne Hathaway’s body has suffered a lot for her art lately. First she had to get lithe but toned to don a Catwoman suit for The Dark Knight Rises, and then she had to get shockingly frail to play a dying prostitute in Les Miserables. Anne has recently opened up about her extreme diet and exercise requirements for these intense movie roles.

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Vicki Gunvalson talks about her new friendship with Alexis, disappointment in Tamra

ByLindsay

Vicki Gunvalson has had one heck of a year. The Real Housewives of Orange County star has gotten a divorce, started dating again, and dealt with her only daughter, Briana, running off to Vegas and getting married. It’s no wonder why she’s been acting a bit emotional on the show. Vicki has also developed a new friendships as well as said goodbye to an old one.

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Melissa Gorga’s rep sets the record straight about mortgage

ByLindsay

Melissa Gorga was the target of recent rumors regarding her and husband Joe Gorga’s financial state. The couple is selling their Toms River home for $520,000, however, it was reported that they owe $2.25 million after refinancing the property. Melissa and Joe’s rep is setting the record straight.

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Is Maci Bookout jealous of Ryan’s new girlfriend Dalis Connell?

ByLindsay

On Tuesday night’s episode of Teen Mom, fans saw Maci Bookout get the news that her baby daddy, Ryan Edwards, has a new girlfriend, Dalis Connell. Maci had planned to go to Florida with Ryan and his family so that she could still see Bentley. Little did she know, Ryan and his family weren’t the…

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Aviva Drescher’s ex-husband and RHONY playboy owes $350k in child support!

ByLindsay

Aviva Drescher’s ex-husband Harry Dubin is Slade 2.0 in more than one way. Not only has the guy dated half the cast of Real Housewives of New York, he also owes his ex-wife a whole lot of child support! Aviva claims that Harry owes her a whopping $294,372 in child support as well as $50,000 for their ten-year-old son Harrison’s schooling and summer camp.

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Did airing Bristol Palin: Life’s a Tripp at the same time as Teen Mom kill its ratings?

ByDarren O

Lifetime premiered Bristol Palin: Life’s a Tripp on Tuesday evening and the ratings were bad, like, brutally rough. TV by the Numbers’ Tuesday night cable ratings top 100 breakdown had to make a special asterisk just to let readers know why the show didn’t even appear on their list! Just two years ago Bristol’s appearance on Dancing With the Stars fueled mega-ratings but times sure have changed. What I found most curious however was the scheduling decision made by Lifetime. Why would they air her show at the same time as new episodes ofTeen Mom?

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Is Briana Dejesus the final cast member of Teen Mom 3?

ByLindsay

Briana Dejesus is the most recent 16 & Pregnant star to be rumored to be joining the cast Teen Mom 3. Briana had a unique story — her and her sister Brittany were had both become pregnant at nearly the same time. Although Brittany had chosen to have an abortion, Briana decided to have her baby. In addition to dealing with the tension between her and her sister, her boyfriend turned out to be a total deadbeat and treated her and her family horribly. Has her dramatic story led to her being cast on Teen Mom 3?

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MUG SHOT Florida man gets naked, eats human flesh, unfazed by tazer during drug-fueled rampage

ByDarren O

One Charles Baker has reignited zombie apocalypse fears in Florida as the crazed 26-year-old got naked, ate human flesh and wouldn’t stop even after being tazed by authorities. Read on for all the details of what transpired last night in Palmetto, FL.

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MUG SHOT Swamp People’s Trapper Joe allegedly punched girlfriend after trying to burn her with lit cig

ByDarren O

On Wednesday morning Trapper Joe of Swamp People fame was arrested in Orange County, FL on charges of assault and battery. Additional details have emerged and the allegations in the police report are disturbing. See Trapper Joe’s mug shot, read the violent act a witness claimed to have seen and what his girlfriend told the cops about what instigated their argument.

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Bethenny Frankel on her heartbreaking miscarriage

ByLindsay

Bethenny Frankel recently revealed that she had lost her second child with husband Jason Hoppy. After finding out she was pregnant just months before she was due to move to Los Angeles and film her talk show, Bethenny received the news. Although the pregnancy had not come at the most ideal time, she was thrilled to be giving Bryn a sibling.

Melissa and Joe Gorga Owe $2.25m on their $500k shore house?!
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Melissa and Joe Gorga Owe $2.25m on their $500k shore house?!

ByLindsay

Melissa Gorga and her husband Joe Gorga put their Toms River home on the market for $535,000 earlier this year. After reducing the price by $15,000 in April, the home is currently on the market for $520,00. The Real Housewives of New Jersey stars also have their Monteville Township estate on the market for $3.8 million which raises the question, are Melissa and Joe having money trouble?

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A&E officially renews Duck Dynasty for Season 2

ByAsa Hawks

Everyone assumed it would happen, and today A&E Networks made it official by announcing they will be bringing back their hit reality series Duck Dynasty for a second season. Keep reading for the full official press release as well as details on how you can get your Robertson family fix by tuning in to the third season of Buck Commander premiering next week!

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TMI alert! Pregnant Snooki overshares about pregnant sex life with Jionni Lavalle! ‘The baby is probably horny ‘

ByLindsay

Snooki is never one to filter her words. She has a potty mouth and she’s not afraid to use it. Whether she’s shooting scenes for Jersey Shore or in live interview, she doesn’t hold back or alter who she is. In the latest issue of Us Weekly, she discusses her sex life with fiance Jionni Lavalle.

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VIDEO TLC’s “America’s Worst Tattoos” with Megan Massacre premieres June 21

ByAsa Hawks

Bad tattoos have been an internet staple for years, but now they are getting the prime time small screen treatment thanks to TLC’s new series America’s Worst Tattoos, premiering with back-to-back half-hour episode on June 21. Keep reading to watch the preview trailer featuring Megan Massacre from NY Ink as she tries to undo a lunar moonstrosity, a regrettable belly tat, and a heady quote that has the word literacy misspelled. (Plus photos and info about Megan, my new favorite painted lady!)

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RHNY’s Carole Radziwill has a casual, long-distance relationship with Aerosmith’s Russ Irwin; they even see other people!

ByLindsay

Real Housewives of New York star Carole Radziwill is currently in a long-distance relationship with her on-again, off-again boyfriend, Russ Irwin. Russ is a touring member of Aerosmith and also has a solo career. He resides in Los Angeles while Carole is based in New York. Although their relationship is anything but traditional, it works for them.

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Kris Jenner’s cheating gave oldest daughter Kourtney Kardashian commitment issues

ByStarcasm Staff

A very pregnant Kourtney Kardashian, who’s really one of the cutest pregnant ladies ever, is expecting her second child with boyfriend Scott Disick any day now, but she’s still not ready for marriage. Kourtney has long said she has trust issues with Scott, but it turns out that her mother’s affair with Todd Waterman might be the biggest barrier between Kourtney and wedding bells.

Texas father not charged for beating daughter’s molester to death with his fists

ByDarren O

An unidentified 23-year-old father from Shiner, Texas will not be charged with any crimes after he beat a man to death with his fists who was molesting his 5-year-old daughter on his ranch. Read on for the chilling details of the story and how this father showed immediate remorse for having killed the man even after witnessing the horrible acts the ranch hand had perpetrated against his defenseless child.

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Gretchen Rossi wants to get pregnant soon

ByLindsay

Gretchen Rossi and her boyfriend Slade Smiley have been together for years now. Although Gretchen has been vocal about not being ready to get married, she is ready to make a commitment of another kind — a baby! The Real Housewives of Orange County star has been talking about getting pregnant for months — could she be pregnant now?

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Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis part ways after 14 years! Why did they say goodbye?

ByDarren O

What has long been rumored is now official, Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis have parted ways. Read the official statement from the couple of 14 years who share two children together and why the news is not a shock to those close to the famous pair.

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Teen Mom 2 wedding! New photos and details about Leah Messer’s wedding to Jeremy Calvert!

ByLindsay

Teen Mom 2 star Leah Messer married Jeremy Calvert on April 4th in an intimate ceremony in Catlettsburg, KY. Not many details were released at that time and neither Leah nor Jeremy discussed it at all. Leah was filming the latest season of Teen Mom 2 at the time and because of her contract, she can’t discuss things that will be seen on the show before they air — including the wedding.

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VIDEO Official Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 2 extended trailer arrives

ByDarren O

In celebration of Edward Cullen’s 111th birthday Lionsgate and Summit Entertainment unleashed the following first extended trailer for the highly anticipated film Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 2. Kristen Stewart looks fierce and determined while Robert Pattinson seems as darkly handsome as ever as the couple look to protect their quickly-aging “immortal child” Renesmee from the impending threat of the Volturi.

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Teen Mom Season 4 Episode 3 “The Places You’ll Go” recap, discussion, bonus scene, and Episode 4 preview

ByAsa Hawks

If there’s one thing funner than watching an episode of Teen Mom, it’s talking about it afterward! Keep reading to check out a recap of tonight’s episode “The Places You’ll Go” with a summary for each mom, quotes, photos, relevant links, a bonus scene, and a preview clip for next week’s episode! What are you waiting for? Get in here and let us know what you thought of the episode!

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‘Real Housewives of Miami’ Season 2 has eight women! Find out the scoop!

ByLindsay

It was announced in February that Real Housewives of Miami would be back for a second season. After a so-so first season, Bravo has made some big changes including giving two housewives the boot and adding four more! The show will also have some new guidance — the producers behind Bethenny Frankel’s spin-off are taking the reigns.

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PHOTOS and info about Amber Portwood’s hand webbing & temple piercings

ByStarcasm Staff

This season of Teen Mom we watch Amber Portwood go through some really tough times. By the second episode she’s breaking down in her first stint of court-ordered rehab, and dealing with some deep, deep pain. It’s tough to watch at times, especially since as we watch it, we know she’s headed for several hard years in prison. CLICK HERE to see how Gary and Leah are doing while Amber is away.

When not focusing on the painful, hard realities Amber is facing, we couldn’t help but notice Amber sporting a couple of interesting piercings in the first two episodes of the show.

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Kim Zolciak tweets pregnant bikini photo from Father’s Day weekend

ByAsa Hawks

Fresh on the heels of the extravagant season finale of her reality series Don’t Be Tardy For The Wedding, Kim Zolciak and her family enjoyed a Father’s Day weekend on the lake where they posed for some family photos. Kim Zolciak showed off her growing baby bump in a small white bikini and the rest of the Biermann/Zolciak clan looked as happy as can be as they continue to be one of reality TV’s happiest endings.

Adam Carolla says women aren’t funny, except for three of them

ByAsa Hawks

Comedian Adam Carolla has always been rather forthright about his disdain for women, but in a recent interview with the New York Post he seems to have taken a proverbial dump where he ingests his food by suggesting female comedy writers are rarely funny and only have their jobs because employers can’t fire them. Keep reading for all his insights as well as some audio clips of his views on the fairer sex through the years.

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Gary Shirley addresses rumors: Is he dating anyone? Is his mom raising daughter Leah?

ByLindsay

Teen Mom star Gary Shirley has a lot on his plate. He is dealing with the fallout from Amber Portwood’s jail sentence while at the same time trying to be the best daddy to his and Amber’s 3-year-old daughter, Leah. As if this wasn’t enough, he is receiving some criticism from his followers and has decided to…

VIDEO SFWish Nadya Suleman “Octomom: Home Alone” softcore porn trailer

ByAsa Hawks

Forget The Avengers and Prometheus, the most anticipated film release of 2012 is the softcore adult film Octomom: Home Alone starring the greatest multiplier since Rain Man, Nadya Suleman. While we have to wait until June 20 for the Full Monty Nadya, Wicked.com has released the first official preview trailer for the film! Keep reading for all the retina damaging mammary rubbing you can stand as well as numerous adult film jokes that are downright tacky.

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The Situation spotted on a date with new girlfriend, Paula Pickard!

ByLindsay

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino and his girlfriend, Paula Pickard, were seen on a date in Seaside Heights yesterday afternoon, June 18. This was the season’s first sighting of the new couple who just recently made their relationship official. They were joined by Deena Cortese and boyfriend Chris Buckner.

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Should parents be “shot-limiting” their children during vaccinations?

ByDarren O

A new study released by the journal Pediatrics reports that increasing numbers of parents in Portland, Oregon are choosing alternative vaccination schedules for their children. The term for this practice is called “shot-limiting” and experts warn that it puts children and those around them at a greater risk for disease.

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Jenelle Evans returns to Twitter, says she and Gary didn’t break up, still engaged

ByLindsay

Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans has returned to Twitter. She deactivated her account after getting into a fight with her boyfriend Gary Head yesterday. Now that she’s back, she’s setting their relationship straight and advising fans to stop assuming!

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MUG SHOT Cincinnati man arrested for 4th time publicly pleasuring himself with a teddy bear

ByDarren O

28-year-old Charles Marshall of Cincinnati, Ohio was arrested Wednesday for publicly pleasuring himself with the aid of his teddy bear. Employees of a health clinic witnessed Marshall in the act in an alleyway and called the authorities. The cops cited him for disorderly conduct. The big problem here for Charles is that this is the 4th time in just 2 years that he has been caught out and about with his teddy bear doing indecent things! Mug shot and stuffed details after the jump including a video clip that symbolizes how the teddy bear in question probably feels about all of this.

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Who is Real Housewives of Orange County’s Sarah Winchester?

ByLindsay

Sarah Winchester was brought onto Real Housewives of Orange County as a ‘friend of the Housewives.’ She was a close friend of Gretchen Rossi’s and quickly caused a stir when she picked a fight with Vicki Gunvalson at Heather Dubrow’s bowling party.

VIDEO Lil’ Ryan Gosling sings and dances in talent show, obliterates cute meter

ByDarren O

Before Ryan was the man he was just a wee little Gosling. And I’m not even talking about his days chilling with Timberlake on The Mickey Mouse Club, we’re talking about random Mormon talent show with his sister young and there is video proof of his early awesomeness here for your enjoyment. Go ahead and pour yourself a bowl of Cookie Crunch and enjoy Lil’ Ryan Gosling singing “When a Man Loves a Woman” and then dancing his cute little self to exhaustion to C+C Music Factory’s “Everybody Dance Now.”

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PHOTOS of Ashton Kutcher on set as Steve Jobs in biopic Jobs: Get Inspired

ByStarcasm Staff

Here’s Ashton Kutcher on set in character at the title character in the Steve Jobs biopic, tentatively titled Jobs: Get Inspired. Turns out all it took was for Ashton to grow a beard for him to look EXACTLY like the late technology visionary.

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Will Teresa Giudice and brother Joe Gorga ever seek therapy?

ByLindsay

Teresa Giudice’s relationship with her family is anything but civil. Her and her brother Joe haven’t even spoken in months. Although they have tried to sit down and discuss things, Teresa is rarely willing to take any accountability for her actions which makes it extremely hard to move forward. Teresa’s brother is open to seeking therapy to work out their deep issues, but with

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LuAnn de Lesseps wants to be pregnant! Will the Countess have another baby with boyfriend Jacques?

ByStarcasm Staff

Another baby on the way for 47-year-old Real Housewives of New York star LuAnn de Lesseps? Yes, if she has anything to say about it. The reality star is itching to have another baby with boyfriend Jacques Azoulay, and she has her daughter Victoria’s blessing.

ABC’s The Glass House Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

ByAsa Hawks

Later tonight ABC premieres the brand new competition reality series The Glass House in which 14 contestants compete for your vote in hopes of staying in the house long enough to claim the $250,000 prize for the last man or woman remaining. Here is a list of the most frequently asked questions about the show, which has a rather complicated concept that allows viewers to affect not only who stays and who goes, but what they eat, where they sleep, and much more. Keep reading to get fully prepared for The Glass House experience!

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Teresa Giudice on her friendships with Jacqueline Laurita and Caroline Manzo coming to an end

ByLindsay

Teresa Giudice weighs in on losing Jacqueline Laurita and Caroline Manzo as friends. Plus, find out what she has to say about Jacqueline’s husband’s offer to help them financially and ‘stealing’ Jac’s idea to renew her vows!

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Aviva Drescher family photos with husband Reid Drescher and children Harrison, Veronica, Hudson and Sienna

ByAsa Hawks

Aviva Drescher is brand new to The Real Housewives of New York City, and it hasn’t taken this smart and sexy mother of four very long to win over fans with her cool-headed class and neurotic quirkiness. But, just in case those qualities weren’t enough to get you on Team Aviva, check out these great family photos of Aviva, her husband Reid Drescher, and their four children. Oh, and just in case you hadn’t heard the story, find out how this whole family happened all because of a fateful trip to Bed, Bath & Beyond!

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Jacqueline Laurita claims Joe Giudice DID cheat on Teresa — and Teresa caught him!

ByLindsay

After Teresa Giudice hints that Jacqueline Laurita’s husband, Chris, cheated on her, Jacqueline takes matters into her own hands and takes to Twitter to announce that Joe Giudice cheated on Teresa!

“Hit Him Harder!” Teacher allegedly told 24 students to hit 6-year-old “bully” Aiden Neely

ByStarcasm Staff

The bully awareness movement that’s sweeping the U.S. is largely a good thing. It’s causing children, AND adults to take a good look at their own behavior, and how it affects others. But this is a story about an adult, a teacher no less, who completely missed the point in the worst way.

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PHOTOS Duck Dynasty’s Jase Robertson without a beard (almost)

ByRuby Turpin

None of the Robertsons can mug for the camera quite like Jase. Maybe that’s why his fans have been so anxious to see him beardless. Well fans, here you (almost) go! In this family photo, Jase has just enough scruff to make it look intentional, but not nearly enough to hide his face. Check him (and his lovely family) out!

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VIDEO Mike from The Glass House discusses killing baby bunnies as biggest regret

ByDarren O

Tonight’s the night for The Glass House premiere and as a primer watch contestant Mike discuss his biggest regret in a clip that very well may have him going home first. He was asked his biggest regret and the DJ from Boston unleashed a graphic tale of how he ended up killing 12 or more baby bunnies on purpose with his car. That’s not a good thing when viewers hold all the power in regards to who goes and who stays.

VIDEO Katy Perry’s “Wide Awake” HD music video official Vevo release

ByAsa Hawks

The much-anticipated music video for Katy Perry’s new single “Wide Awake” showed up on a Czech Republic website earlier today and of course it didn’t take long for it to make the rounds on the internet. The leak forced the hand of Katy Perry’s record label, who had to bump up the release date by a day. Keep reading to watch the official HD Vevo version of the Labyrinth-inspired video in which Katy Perry meets up with her younger self and the two negotiate a maze of fame pitfalls including the paparazzi, steer-skulled hospital orderlies and deceptive Prince Charmings (ie Russell Brand). Includes an animated gif of Katy literally not pulling any punches with her metaphoric commentary on her failed relationship with Russell!

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Is Lauren Manzo addicted to food? RHONJ star discusses life-long weight struggle

ByLindsay

Lauren Manzo, daughter of Caroline Manzo and star of Real Housewives of New Jersey, has recently admitted to undergoing the lap band procedure after struggling with her weights for several years. Manzo previously tried other weight loss programs and diets such as LA Weight Loss, Jenny Craig, and on the show we see her try a drastic egg white diet. None of these brought the level of success she wanted, so Lauren opted for a surgical measure, a choice her father also made.