Forget The Avengers and Prometheus, the most anticipated film release of 2012 is the softcore adult film Octomom: Home Alone starring the greatest multiplier since Rain Man, Nadya Suleman. While we have to wait until June 20 for the Full Monty Nadya, Wicked.com has released the first official preview trailer for the film!
Viewers be warned: Although the clip is technically SFW, there is some rather sensual mammary rubbing as well as Nadya making sexy faces…
(What’s up with the Inception music? Perhaps it’s a too-clever reference to “conception?”)
Here’s a still image from the trailer in which you can see some very attractive strawberries:
I’m sure people are going to pile on Miss Suleman for doing this, but let’s look on the bright side, shall we? This isn’t just a horrible softcore porn film featuring Octomom getting intimate with herself and wearing a lot of makeup, it’s also a potential educational tool for parents. Just think, the next time your child asks you, “Where do babies come from?” you can just show them this movie and say, “Most of them came from there.”
To be honest, I’m kind of sad Nadya took the high road and decided to forego full-on sex scenes in favor of giving herself numerous nude massages, because she could have been the star of the greatest porn parody of all time… WOMB RAIDER! Of course, if she went that far, she’d have to get a real porn star name. I can’t decide between Coctomom and Naughty Fulloman. What do you think?
On a side note, let’s all take a moment to remember women getting their fifteen minutes of fame have a lot more options, however undesirable, than their male counterparts. Regardless of morality, Jon Gosselin simply doesn’t have the option of making money by getting naked and rubbing himself in front of a video camera.
