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VIDEO Mob Wives Chicago super trailer plus cast mug shot photos

ByAsa Hawks

Who’s ready for some mobbed up Windy City mama drama?!? VH1 has just posted an extended “super trailer” for their brand new reality series Mob Wives Chicago and it looks to have all the profanity-laden smack-down drama of the Big Apple original! Check out the more than four minutes of footage with introductions from all of the cast members as well as some sneak peeks at some of the over-the-top drama we can expect when Mob Wives Chicago premieres June 10 at 8 p.m. ET/PT. Includes mug shots and some of the best quotes from each cast member!

Pregnant Reese Witherspoon looks adorable in blue gown at Cannes ‘Mud’ Premiere

ByStarcasm Staff

A pregnant and glowing Reese Witherspoon stunned Saturday at the Cannes premiere of her new film Mud (about two teenage boys who help a fugitive connect with his true love, and avoid a bounty hunter.)

The 36-year-old actress accentuated her growing belly in a sparkly blue Versace gown. She was accompanied on the red carpet by co-star Matthew McConaughey, director Jeff Nichols and actors Tye Sheridan and Jacob Lofland.

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REPORT Amber Portwood addicted to Suboxone, using prison to quit cold turkey

ByAsa Hawks

On Thursday Teen Mom Amber Portwood shocked an Indiana courtroom when she asked to be sent back to prison to serve out her five-year sentence in lieu of returning to the court drug program. She admitted to the judge that she has never been able to stay clean, even while enrolled in the program, and now TMZ is reporting that the drug she is addicted to is Suboxone. Keep reading for more information on Amber addiction as well as the drug Suboxone, which according to Drugs.com is not something you want to quit cold turkey!

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VIDEO Mob Wives’ Drita D’Avanzo reads from Fifty Shades of Grey

ByAsa Hawks

Not only is Mob Wives star Drita D’Avanzo fearless when it comes to verbal and physical confrontations, but she also fearless when handed an erotic novel and asked to read it during a television interview! That’s exactly what happened as the 34-year-old reality star and her cast mate Carla Facciolo were doing an interview with MTV News and the subject of E L James’ erotic New York Times best-seller Fifty Shades of Grey came up. The interviewer happened to have a copy on hand and Drita read a racy passage in her thick Staten Island accent (with shocked interjections thrown in). Keep reading to watch the hilarious clip that could spawn an entirely new career for the VH1 celeb, who might need to change her name to Drita von Teese!

Who is Jillian Michaels’ girlfriend Heidi Rhoades? They welcomed two babies this month!

ByStarcasm Staff

Jillian Michaels is now “swimming in babies” with her partner Heidi Rhoades, who recently gave birth to baby boy Pheonix. She also finally brought home a 2-year-old adopted daughter, Lukensia, from Haiti.

Jillian tweeted on May 23, 2012 “I’m really happy to share that my daughter is finally home & my son was born on 5/3.” She is also featured with Rhoades in this week’s People Magazine gushing about their lives as busy new moms.

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VIDEO Beyonce performs “I Will Always Love You” Whitney Houston tribute at Revel concert

ByAsa Hawks

Friday night Beyonce got back to being one of the best performers on the planet with her first concert since the birth of daughter Blue ivy Carter five months ago. As part of the singer’s 27-song setlist she performed an a cappella rendition of “I Will Always Love You” as a tribute to the late Whitney Houston that seamlessly merged into “Halo.” Keep reading to watch a fantastic video of the performance as well as 13 other videos from Friday night’s concert uploaded by the same person (who obviously had fantastic seats!)

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PHOTOS SETLIST Beyonce’s first Revel concert in Atlantic City May 25

ByAsa Hawks

Beyonce made her triumphant return to the stage Friday night with the first of four concerts at Revel Resort and Casino’s Ovation Hall in Atlantic City, New Jersey. The performance was the first for the 30-year-old singer since giving birth to her daughter Blue Ivy Carter on January 7, and according to numerous accounts of those present at the show, she was her usual stunning self as People magazine’s “World’s Most Beautiful Woman” sang and danced her way through a 27-song setlist that included both a Donna Summer (“Naughty Girl”) and Whitney Houston (“I Will Always Love You”) cover. Keep reading for lots of photos and for a complete set list!

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VIDEO PHOTOS Topless Kim Zolciak gets Kroy Biermann body paint jersey

ByAsa Hawks

Anyone who has paid attention to the walls in Kim Zolciak’s house knows the reality star loves to find a reason to take her clothes off and pose for studio portraits, and why should getting married be any different? As a wedding gift for her husband to be, Atlanta Falcons defensive end Kroy Biermann, Kim decides to go topless and have his number 71 Atlanta Falcons jersey body painted on! Keep reading to watch a video clip of the transformation and see tons of photos of Kim’s painted ta-tas.

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Actress Keira Knightley engaged to Klaxons keyboardist James Righton

ByDarren O

Keira Knightley got engaged. Right on! More precisely, Keira Knightly said, “I will,” to rocker James Righton. Find out how long the Oscar nominated actress (Best Performance by an Actress in a Leading Role – Pride and Prejudice 2005) has been dating the indie hottie and check out a music video from his band that already has over 3 million YouTube views.

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Amber Portwood mug shots after requesting to return to prison

ByDarren O

As we reported yesterday, Teen Mom cast member Amber Portwood shocked the court and her own attorney when she declared that she would be unable to complete her mandated drug court appearances and that she wished to serve out her original 5-year prison sentence instead. See the latest mug shots for Amber here.

Sister Wives: Janelle Brown once moved away, almost left Kody and her sister wives; has a difficult relationship with Meri
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Sister Wives: Janelle Brown once moved away, almost left Kody and her sister wives; has a difficult relationship with Meri

ByStarcasm Staff

The Brown family from TLC’s Sister Wives recently published a very honest and open book called Becoming Sister Wives about the complicated history of their lives in a plural marriage. There’s a lot of great stuff in there, but one thing that’s making a lot of headlines is Janelle’s revaluation that in the eighth year…

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Jenna Jameson rams a pole hard, arrested for suspicion of DUI

ByDarren O

The adult film actress who is her own living porn empire slammed into the wrong kind of hard pole this morning as Jenna Jameson was involved in a single car accident when her ride struck a light pole. She was initiated a field sobriety test by cops on the scene and was arrested for misdemeanor suspicion of DUI.

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PHOTO: Bill Murray’s kicks ass in plaid at Cannes Moonrise Kingdom photocall

ByStarcasm Staff

Bill Murray is so quirky lovable, it should be illegal in most states.

Bill Murray attended the photocall for his new Wes Anderson movie Moonrise Kingdom at the 65th Cannes film festivals in a plaid jacket and shirt combo so amazing it should make you go blind.

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Teen Mom 2’s Jenelle Evans is not pregnant

ByStarcasm Staff

Jenelle has since made it very clear to starcasm, various other media outlets, and her Twitter followers that she is not pregnant. The birth control she’s using is called IMPLANON, which is implanted in your arm.

Jenelle has since made it very clear to us, various media outlets, and her Twitter followers that she is not pregnant. Jenelle gained a few pounds while recovering from breast augmentation surgery, and immediately faced a deluge of insults and criticisms. She’s been going to the gym regularly, and looking really healthy. This photo was taken five days ago on a date with fiance Gary Head (and no, they haven’t split up.)

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PHOTOS A very pregnant Kourtney Kardashian takes Mason for a walk

ByAsa Hawks

Kourtney Kardashian is nine months pregnant, but she wasn’t about to let that stop her from enjoying the beautiful weather in Malibu on Thursday! The 33-year-old soon-to-be mother of two took her son Mason and partner Scott Disick for a stroll, proudly showing off her growing baby bump in a form-fitting off-white crochet maxi dress and gold sandals. Later, when Mason got tired (and Scott remained oblivious) Kourtney bent over and picked up Mason and carried both her children down the sunny street!

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Amber Portwood asks to go back to prison instead of returning to drug court program

ByAsa Hawks

Very troubled Teen Mom star Amber Portwood shocked an Indiana courtroom earlier today when she asked to serve out her five-year prison sentence instead of being sent back to a drug rehabilitation program. She admitted to the judge that she hasn’t been able to stay clean, even while in rehab, and that she will always be a “bad girl.”

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PHOTO Britney Spears arrives for first X Factor auditions looking damn sexy

ByAsa Hawks

Brand new X Factor judge Britney Spears showed up for her first day of work as the show taped its first round of auditions in Austin, Texas earlier today. The pop star wore a tight little pink dress with a shear midriff that could prove to be quite the distraction for all the aspiring heterosexual males and lesbians trying out for the show! Keep reading to see her arrival as well as that of her fellow judges Demi Lovato, LA Reid and the honorable Simon Cowell!

UPDATE – See a photo of the judges sitting at the table from inside the auditions and find out who’s sitting where this season!

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PHOTO Vicki Gunvalson’s daughter Briana reveals the sex of her baby with interior wedding cake icing

ByAsa Hawks

News broke a couple weeks ago that The Real Housewives of Orange County star Vicki Gunvalson was to become a grandmother as her daughter Briana Wolfsmith Culberson was expecting her first child with husband, and fellow elopee, Ryan Culberson. Briana and Ryan came up with a creative way to announce whether they were having a boy or a girl with colored icing inside a wedding cake from their belated ceremony this weekend. Keep reading to find out whether the icing inside was pink or blue!

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Zuckerberg’s wife Priscilla Chan went incognito to buy her Claire Pettibone wedding dress

ByStarcasm Staff

Priscilla Chan went stealth to secure her Claire Pettibone wedding gown in Denver. Facebook’s IPO might be having problems, but Claire Pettibone’s stock has gone way up since Priscilla’s wedding to Mark Zuckerberg last weekend. We’ve got all the details.

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PHOTOS VIDEO Barry Weiss steals the show at American Idol finale red carpet event

ByAsa Hawks

With a guest list that included Creedence Clearwater Revival front man John Fogerty, Neil Diamond, and AI judge Steven Tyler the biggest rock star at the American Idol Season 11 finale event in Los Angeles last night was none other than beat-of-his-own drummer Barry Weiss from the garage sale band of bidders on A&E’s Storage Wars! Keep reading for your weekly fix of Barry suavetrulescence.

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Anderson Cooper confronts “Human Barbie” Sarah Burge about publicity seeking; then kicks her off his show

ByStarcasm Staff

Earlier this week Anderson Cooper had “Human Barbie,” and professional headline grabber for giving plastic surgery (and plastic surgery vouchers) to her underage daughters, Sarah Burge on his show.

Anderson confronted the British tabloid queen about calling up the British press with sensationalist stories about her young daughters.

Katy McCaffrey’s stolen iPhone automatically uploads photos taken by thief, she creates Facebook album with commentary

ByAsa Hawks

It appears that every cloud does have a silver lining, even the iCloud! Katy McCaffrey had her iPhone stolen in April while aboard the Disney Wonder cruise ship and assumed she would never see it again. Then, last month, photos began to show up on her iCloud stream thanks to an Apple feature called “Photostream.” The pictures feature a Disney Wonder employee she calls “Nelson” partying, looking at sunsets, and posing with other ship employees as well as his (apparently) pregnant girlfriend!

So what did Katy do? She created a public Facebook album titled “Stolen iPhone Adventures” with 20 of the photos, along with some very unsympathetic commentary that has since gone viral with well over 8,000 shares at the time of this post. Keep reading for all the photos, all of Katy’s captions, and what Disney is doing about all this.

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John Travolta cross-dressing photos surface, another masseur reveals details about gay tryst

ByAsa Hawks

The diligent researchers at The National Enquirer continue to turn up more sordid details from John Travolta’s alleged alternate life. The cover story for this week’s issue features cross-dressing photos of John supposedly taken in 1997 and claims John’s wife Kelly Preston has left him in the wake of the scandal. Meanwhile, The tabloid’s website published a story earlier today in which yet another masseur comes forward alleging Travolta made inappropriate sexual advances toward him, but this one’s tale has a slightly different ending because he willfully gave in! Keep reading for all the latest in Travoltagate!

Which actress is playing Casey Anthony in Lifetime movie ‘Prosecuting Casey Anthony’

ByAsa Hawks

Ever since Lifetime announced they were making the film Prosecuting Casey Anthony the rumor mill has been churning as to who might land the lead role of the Florida mom found not guilty of the first degree murder of her daughter Caylee Anthony in one of the most famous trials of the last 30 years. Kristen Stewart, Alyssa Milano and Jennifer Love Hewitt were reportedly up for the role, but all three of these high-profile American actresses lost out to little known Canadian actress Holly Deveaux! Keep reading to see some side-by-side photos of Holly and Casey, watch Holly’s demo reel, and find out who will be starring alongside Holly in the movie, which began shooting yesterday.

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VIDEO Summer by Bravo 2012 “Summer Games” commercial

ByAsa Hawks

Is there a bigger Bravo fan on the planet than Bravo itself? Perhaps it’s all just trickle down fanonomics from their Bravoddicted figurehead Andy Cohen, but either way their summer marketing campaigns have become one of the most joyful and hilarious marketing campaigns in the industry, and the summer of 2012 is no exception! Keep reading to watch the Bravolympics as your favorite Bravolebrities compete in various events, including and unforgettable cocktail sprint between Kyle Richards, NeNe Leakes, and Ramona Singer! PLUS, see lots of behind-the-scenes videos and photos as well as hilarious screen caps from the clip!

Watch Leonardo DiCaprio and Carey Mulligan in Baz Luhrmann’s The Great Gatsby Trailer
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Watch Leonardo DiCaprio and Carey Mulligan in Baz Luhrmann’s The Great Gatsby Trailer

ByStarcasm Staff

Holiday Season 2012 will bring us Baz Luhrmann’s adaptation of The Great Gatsby featuring Leonardo DiCaprio as the title character (Leo also played Romeo in Luhrmann’s Romeo + Juliet.)

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VIDEO The Real Housewives of New York City Season 5 intros

ByDarren O

We’re inching closer and closer to the premiere of Season 5 of The Real Housewives of New York City. Bravo did some serious cast shuffling and we’ve got some new ladies mixed in with some RH vets. The 6 ladies representing the Big Apple are Heather Thomson, Aviva Drescher, Sonja Morgan, Carole Radziwill, The Countess and Ramona Singer. Check out the video intro for Season 5 as well as images of all the ladies accompanied by their all important tag lines!

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VIDEO Interview: The Situation talks rehab, addiction, and falling out with Snooki

ByAsa Hawks

Jersey Shore star Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino shocked fans when it was revealed back in March that he had checked himself into rehab, reportedly for addiction to a laundry list of prescription pills that included Xanax, Ambien, and Dilaudid. The 29-year-old reality star issued an official statement confirming his prescription drug problem and stint in rehab on March 21. He was released from rehab in early April but has remained relatively quiet in the media about the whole ordeal – until now.

Keep reading to watch the four-part MTV News interview with The Sitch in which he addresses his stint in rehab and addiction to prescription painkillers as well as his falling out with Snooki.

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Mob Wives Chicago cast profile videos

ByAsa Hawks

VH1 expands its reality crime family on June 10 when they premiere Mob Wives Chicago – fresh on the heels of the hugely successful second season of the original Mob Wives. Earlier this week the network rolled out a series of “cast profile” videos featuring each of the Windy City ladies. Keep reading to watch the clips and get familiar with the The Outfit of ladies sure to be grabbing all the reality blogging headlines in a couple weeks!

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Two men poorly devise drunken revenge on McDonald’s

ByDarren O

We’ve all been there man. You hit up McD’s for a little fast-food goodness and you discover that they got your order wrong. You go back in and get it corrected, you drive off ticked off but too lazy to go in and do anything about it or you get home and have your significant other give you “that” face because “you” messed their order up. Or… If you’re Sean Mosey and Chris Slate of Murfreesboro, TN you devise a plan, return incognito at 3AM and toss some bricks through the window in an act of drunken vigilante misjustice! I guess that’s one way to go about it. Mug shot awesomeness, the full back story and a contrite angry customer await after the jump.

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Raven-Symone puts tabloid lesbian story on Twitter blast

ByDarren O

Recently The National Enquirer, you know the publication-land of alien abductions etc, published a story stating that Disney vet Raven-Symone is gay. The story caught fire and hit the Twitterverse with Raven’s name being a top trend for quite some time. That’s so raven used to mean a little psychic two snaps and a circle for Symone but now that she’s a grown woman who’s matured with grace and charm from her Disney days being so Raven means telling this tabloid to freakin’ shove it. Raven took to Twitter and had some thoughtful things to say in response to the rumors swirling around her. Now that’s so Raven!

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VIDEO Kate Gosselin says kids want to get back on TV

ByDarren O

Oh Jon and Kate how your stories entertain me. Recently some pretty sad pics surfaced of Jon Gosselin DJing at a middle school dance. Not to be out(un)done, Kate Gosselin appeared on Today yesterday morning to chat with Ann Curry. So what did the gals talk about you ask? The coupon blogger spoke of how much her kids miss being on reality TV! In addition she says that things between her and DJ Jonny Jon are more amicable than they’ve been in a long time. Is this leading to a possible Jon and Kate Plus 8 reunion? Read on and decide for yourself.

VIDEO Dad puts child in washing machine at a Laundromat

ByAsa Hawks

Let me start out by staying the child in this video reportedly suffered only minor injuries (miraculously) and is fine.

That being said, check out this early contender for 2012 Parental Fail of the Year as a laundromat security camera catches a dad placing his young child inside of an upright washing machine and closing the door as an apparent joke. Mom seems amused as she stands off to the side. But, panic sets in as the washing machine starts up and they are unable to open the door!

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Tim Tebow demands photo with ‘strippers’ be removed from Twitter

ByAsa Hawks

In sensationalist headline news… Neka Zang, a cast member in the Tony Award winning Broadway musical Rock of Ages, was asked to remove a photo she posted on Twitter featuring herself and some cast mates posing with New York Jets quarterback Tim Tebow because they were wearing stripper costumes. Keep reading to see the photo and read Neka’s response to being asked to take the picture down by Tebow’s peeps. Oh, and also, there’s a picture of the cast of Rock of Ages Tebowing as well as a rather unconvincingly Photoshopped picture of Tim Tebow posing with some scantily clad Sarah Palin look alikes!

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MUG SHOT Bachelorette’s Joe Gendreau arrest for fake ID, underage alcohol possession

ByDarren O

Emily Maynard is now in full rose giving swing for season 8 of The Bachelorette. One of the contestants still left standing after week one’s eliminations is Joseph “Joe” Gendreau. I was able to dig up the following mug shot from a 2003 arrest in which Joe got popped for having a fake / altered ID and underaged possession of alcohol. From the looks of the full mug, I think Joe had some of that alchemyhall IN him too!

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Ryan Edwards and Dalis Connell break up again

ByAsa Hawks

Less than a week after getting back together, Teen Mom star Ryan Edwards and his girlfriend Dalis Connell have called it quits again. Dalis tweeted about the break up, letting fans know he cheated on her and she didn’t want any more questions. (In case you missed it, Maci Bookout also broke up with her boyfriend Kyle Regal this weekend. Could Dr. Drew finally get his wish and see Maci and Ryan get back together? Let the commenting begin!)

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Red Hot Chili Peppers drummer Chad Smith is a Will Ferrell doppelganger

ByDarren O

While doing my thing HBO was replaying the Red Hot Chili Pepper’s recent and well deserved induction into the Rock & Roll Hall of fame. I was once again blown away by their drummer Chad Smith’s likeness to Will Ferrell. It’s something I’ve noticed on a number of occasions but as Smith gave his speech I just couldn’t help but be overwhelmed by how much he resembles Ferrell. See two side-by-side images of the stars in their own right who appear to have been separated at birth and read Smith’s own hilarious recount of the one time he met Ferrell.

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Widowed teen mother who shot intruder may face surviving accomplice this week in court

ByDarren O

The amazing story of how widowed teen mom Sarah McKinley defended herself and her infant during a home intrusion on New Year’s Eve 2011 swept the internet. Since that time the Blanchard, Oklahoma mother has become an unwanted celebrity and her incredible circumstance has been used by many who support strong gun rights as a prime example in defense of their position. Months have passed since New Year’s Eve when McKinley called 911 and asked permission to shoot an intruder which she eventually did leading to the the death of Justin Martin. This week Sarah may have to face Martin’s accomplice, Dustin Stewart, as he faces charges in the death of Martin this week. Get the latest on Sarah’s incredible story including comments from her mom on how the whole ordeal has effected her emotionally.

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PHOTOS: Kail Lowry and boyfriend Javi get matching infinity tattoos

ByStarcasm Staff

Teen Mom 2 star Kail Lowry is still going strong with boyfriend Javi Marroquin, and they even got matching infinity tattoos!

They both tweeted the pics with the Toy Story-esque message “to infinity and beyond.” Javi elaborated that infinity has a special meaning for them (besides what it already symbolizes:)

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RHONJ: What’s up with Lauren Manzo’s liquid egg whites only diet? Is it healthy?

ByStarcasm Staff

On Real Housewives of New Jersey star Caroline Manzo’s daughter Lauren Manzo is on what sounds like a freaky diet. A few episodes ago we see Caroline and Lauren visit Dr. Perricone, who tells Lauren that all she can eat is liquid egg whites mixed with either berries or chocolate powder. What to the whaaaaa?

Is this supposed to be healthy?

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Amber Portwood given yet another chance, released from jail

ByDarren O

It’s been said that America is a land of 2nd chances, for Teen Mom Amber Portwood it’s seemingly even more forgiving as she has once again been given the opportunity to straighten out her life outside the confines of jail. Get the latest and find out what the judge has asked of her that may be difficult to achieve considering her notoriety.

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PHOTO – Fashion hit, or miss? Bruce Jenner diamond stud earrings

ByStarcasm Staff

Last night’s Keeping Up With the Kardashians was all about Kris Jenner trying to convince Khloe to get a paternity test because of rumors that she was not Robert Kardashian’s biological child. But the real star of the episode was something no one mentioned: Bruce Jenner’s diamond stud earrings!

Sister Wives make money
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A guide to the Sister Wives’ Brown Family’s business ventures!

ByStarcasm Staff

The Brown Family of TLC’s Sister Wives fame have 22 mouths to feed (17 kids, 4 wives, and one dad/husband,) and have had to move from their home in Utah to four separate residences in Las Vegas, Nevada because of a threat that their family may be broken up. First wife Meri lost her job after the show came on the air, Robyn left her job to join the family, and the main breadwinners Jenelle and Kody had to leave their jobs behind when they moved. Their move and living expenses afterwards came mostly from what supposed to be their retirement savings, and many of the kids are nearing college age. How does this huge family support themselves?

Kyle Regal with Maci Bookout
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Did Maci Bookout and Kyle Regal break up?

ByAsa Hawks

Only a few months after breaking up with her previous Kyle, it appears that Teen Mom Maci bookout has split from her most recent Kyle, professional Supercross racer Kyle Regal. Maci and her son Bentley were in California to watch Kyle race when they had they’re falling out, causing Maci and Bentley to cut their weekend short and fly home early. Kyle appeared to sum it all up by tweeting, “pimps don’t fall in love.”

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Renee Graziano had a miscarriage this January, not a panic attack!

ByStarcasm Staff

44-year-old Mob Wives star Renee Graziano revealed a bombshell tonight on the Season 2 reunion: she actually miscarried her ex husband Hector Pagan Jr.’s baby this January when she was hospitalized after her father was arrested (because of evidence Junior gathered for the F.B.I. while wearing a wire. That’s some heavy stuff!

PHOTOS: Carrie Underwood fluffy silver and rose tulle dress at 2012 Billboard Awards

ByStarcasm Staff

Here’s Carrie Underwood at the 2012 Billboard Awards in a silver and rose Oscar de la Renta with a puffy skirt that goes on for days!

29-year-old Carrie attended with 31-year-old hockey player husband Mike Fisher. The two have been married since July 2010, and the gorgeous country star is still getting used to “being married.”

Kathy Wakile and sister Rosie Pierri from Real Housewives of New Jersey
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RHONJ Kathy Wakile’s sister Rosie Pierri photos through the years

ByAsa Hawks

It is seemingly impossible to draw attention to yourself when your sharing the screen with the likes of over-the-top dramatic dynamo Teresa Giudice, but only a few episodes into the fourth season of The Real Housewives of New jersey it’s becoming evident the show has a brand new reality supernova: Kathy Wakile’s non-nonsense charisma bomb Rosie Pierri! Keep reading to see photos of Rosie (Teresa Giudice’s cousin) through the years and read excerpts from a recent interview in which it becomes quite obvious Rosie’s awesomeness isn’t constrained to just the small screen!

Every single Rihanna quote from Battleship

ByAsa Hawks

The sci-fi action film Battleship (loosely based on the famous peg board game) premiered this weekend and has been getting fairly bad reviews from critics and moviegoers alike. But, the general consensus is that Rihanna handled what she was given pretty well in her big screen debut! And what was she given, you may ask? Basically a lengthy list of one-liners that included exclamations (“Go, go, go!”), Navy speak information (“Tango 1-9, loaded.”), and top brass lass sass (“What’s wrong with you drama queen?”). Keep reading for a complete list of everything Rihanna said in the movie including a few handy dandy photo illustrations to make it more fun! In the words of Rihanna, “Oh, this gon’ be sweet!”