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Teen Mom NOH8 photos: Maci Bookout, Catelynn Lowell and Kailyn Lowry

ByAsa Hawks

Teen Mom stars Maci Bookout and Catelynn Lowell as well as Teen Mom 2 star Kailyn Lowry were all in California recently doing a number of promotional events, including taping an episode of Dr. Drew’s Life Changers. While there, the three gals got together and posed for photographers Adam Bouska and Jeff Parshley in a series of NOH8 photographs opposing the state’s controversial anti-gay marriage legislation, Proposition 8. Keep reading for the photos including an appearance by Maci’s beau Kyle King and a behind-the-scenes shot of Maci and Kailyn!

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Where does the Bayou Billionaires’ mailbox money come from

ByDarren O

CMT is about to unleash the outlandish Dowden family from NW Louisiana on the reality landscape. The show is called Bayou Billionaires and it’s like a fish out of water concept as it follows the Dowdens who just so happened to be sitting on the Haynesville Shale, which is one of the largest natural gas producing geological areas in the United States. Find out how this good fortune turns into what they call mailbox money including a video about the Haynesville Shale and additional clips of Gerald and Kitten explaining their good fortune.

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Frank Darabont finally addresses “The Walking Dead” firing

ByAsa Hawks

The creator, director, and executive producer of AMC’s smash hit zombie drama The Walking Dead was shockingly let go by the network in July and both sides have been quite about what exactly happened. Darabont broke his silence in a recent interview with TV Guide and bitterly explains the reasons he left the show. (Includes my irreproachable argument for why I’m taking Frank Darabont’s side in this squabble as well as every other debate he is involved in ever.)

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STUDY: 1 in 6 teen moms simply believed they couldn’t get pregnant

ByDarren O

The CDC has recently released a report based on a survey of thousands of young teenage mothers who had unplanned pregnancies in the U.S. While the pregnancy rate among teenagers is falling we still have the highest rate among all developed countries. Some of the findings in this report highlight probable reasons why.

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PHOTOS devoted Mob Wives fans get Big Ang tattoos

ByDarren O

We’re all about the surreal world of reality TV and one of our favorite parts is when a seemingly ancillary character winds up stealing the spotlight and the hearts of the fan base of a show. The latest greatest example of this phenomenon is Angela “Big Ang” Raiola of Mob Wives. Peeps love em some Big Ang and some have went as far as to get her likeness permanently inked onto their body. Check out the Raiola ink and read some serious big love for “Big Ang” while you’re at it.

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VIDEO Kelsey Grammer shoots Camille Grammer in “30 Rock” James Bond clip?

ByStarcasm Staff

Fresh off a Golden Globe win for his lead role on Boss, actor Kelsey Grammer made his return to 30 Rock on tonight’s “Idiots Are People Two!” episode. Kelsey’s appearance in the actual episode is extraordinarily brief, but the last minute or so of the show is completely dedicated to Kelsey in the form of a James Bond intro spoof, during which he shoots a look alike of his ex-wife Camille Grammer!

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More Snooki without makeup photos

ByAsa Hawks

Say what you will about Jersey Shore‘s demonstrative little superstar meatball, but no one can argue that Snooki knows how to give fans what they want – and it was clear after Snooki’s makeup-free photo took the internet by storm last night that what they wanted was more all-natural Snooki! Normally, fans wanting more all-natural Snooki would probably have resulted in more nude photos and possibly a rather excruciating naked pole dancing video, but in this case it meant more picture of Snooki completely unSnookified!

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VIDEO Queen Latifah impersonates Mob Wives on Wendy Williams

ByDarren O

The Mob Wives 2nd season is going strong and one of the interesting trends I’ve noticed about the show is how popular it is among celebrities. There’s just something about the bombastic Staten Island fairies that appeals to folks in the spotlight. Two of the show’s outspoken fans, Queen Latifah and Wendy Williams, took their Drita devotion and Renee rhapsody a notch further by impersonating them in a scene from a skit on Wendy’s show called “Hairpiece Theater.” Check out the really funny clip and get Drita and Renee’s reaction.

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Teen Mom Kailyn Lowry is bisexual, why isn’t this addressed on Teen Mom 2?

ByAsa Hawks

An insider reveals in the latest issue of Star magazine that Teen Mom 2 star Kailyn Lowry has has multiple relationships with women since middle school, including an on-and-off-again relationship with her good friend Gigi Hanna. We talked with a source close to Kailyn and have every reason to believe this story is true. Keep reading for all the details!

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PHOTOS Snooki without makeup and Snooki without makeup Snookified!

ByAsa Hawks

See a mind-blowing photo of Jersey Shore star Snooki completely without makeup and then put your brain back together with the very same photo run through the “Snookify Me” app. (Seriously – the makeupless Snooki is downright exotically gorgeous don’t ya think?!?)

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American Idol premieres tonight, to go head-to-head with The Voice starting February 5

ByAsa Hawks

Fox’s standard bearer for competition reality shows, American Idol, kicks off its 11th season tonight at 8/7c and will air on Wednesday and Thursday nights for the next few months. But, starting February 5, it won’t be alone as NBC’s The Voice will begin its 2nd season right after the Super Bowl. (After the premiere, The Voice will air every Monday night.) Could this be the beginning of the end of Idol, or is this an overly bold move by NBC? And let us know know which show you will be tuned into by taking our poll!

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VIDEOS Teen Mom 2 S2 E8 After Show and bonus footage break down: Corey wants to be a coal miner?

ByDarren O

It’s Wednesday, world which means starcasm is collectively recovering from another night of Teen Mom 2 tweeting. It was fun as always but now it’s time to mop the floors and toss out the margarita mixer bottles as I break down the After Show and bonus footage. This week we have Jenelle coming to grips with the fact that she might have a problem with the weed, Leah explains that Corey isn’t a good communicator and that vague geneticists are frustrating, Chelsea dives further into the depths of her Adam despair worrying that perhaps she isn’t attractive enough for him and Kailyn explains what Joe’s problem is with the child support situation.

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Greg Page rejoins The Wiggles

ByDarren O

While many sites on these here interwebs have blacked out to protest SOPA perhaps the toddlers of our great nation have silently pulled off a massive coup by getting the original Wiggle singer-gangsta Greg Page back in the fold. Find out why Greg originally said goodbye to Dorothy the Dinosaur and Captain Feathersword and how his replacement Sam has dealt with being told to “Z Ya.” Beauty mate!

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Storage Wars’ Barry Weiss is Jesse James’ “Jewish godfather”

ByAsa Hawks

Researching Barry Weiss of Storage Wars is like peeling an onion! As evidenced on the show, this rock star collector has had an amazing life during which he has made friends with a slew of fascinating famous and not-so-famous folks. One of the fascinating and famous folks counted among Barry’s friends is former Mr. Sandra Bullock, Jesse James, whom Barry isn’t only a friend to, he’s his godfather. No, seriously! And you’ll never guess which piece of infamous memorabilia Barry gave to his godson.

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What kind of glasses does Barry Weiss of Storage Wars wear?

ByAsa Hawks

Starcasm is officially changing its name to BarryWeissopedia. This dude has more interesting stories than Barnes and Noble! But this post isn’t really a story necessarily, although it did lead to one (check out the very next post). This post is about Barry’s style – more specifically, his trademark black-rimmed custom glasses. Keep reading to find out who made ’em and whether or not it’s possible that you can own your own pair. (I hate to spoil it, but the answer to that question is “Yuuuuuuuuuuuuup!”)

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Teen Mom official soundtrack drops today

ByDarren O

One of the things we don’t get to talk enough about in regards to Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2 are the songs used on the program and how they often play a pivotal role in driving the mama-drama. All that’s changing now as MTV has announced the release of the official Teen Mom Soundtrack featuring songs used during the highly successful cable show. Find out where to get the songs, the full track list and complete full versions of all 12 songs from the release here.

UPDATED: Did Kelsey Grammer hide expecting twins news from Camille Grammer and kids?
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UPDATED: Did Kelsey Grammer hide expecting twins news from Camille Grammer and kids?

ByDarren O

Sunday night was a good one for veteran actor Kelsey Grammer as he was awarded a Golden Globe for Actor, TV Drama for his role in Boss and he announced the good news that he’s expecting twins with his wife Kayte Walsh. All this should be joyful news of course, but when you’re wife is a flight attendant for whom you left a spicy Real Housewife of Beverly Hills for it’s never that easy. According to reports, ex-wife Camille Grammer, who just so happens to be the mother of two of Kelsey’s children, had no idea and was as surprised as the rest of us when the news dropped backstage at the Golden Globes. Read on for the latest and let us know if you think this is something Kelsey should have told Camille and his kids first.

Mug Shot Kasey Kahl
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The Bachelorette’s Kasey Kahl’s happy mug shot

ByDarren O

Bachelorette, Bachelor Pad 2 and Relationship Rehab vet Kasey Kahl got himself arrested for drunk and disorderly conduct early Sunday morning in Fresno, California. In response, dude took one of the prettiest mug shots on quasi-celeb record. See the full mug in all its Glamour Shot glory and get the deets in regards to the arrest.

Jenelle Evans mug shot booking photo January 16 2012
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UPDATE Teen Mom Jenelle Evans arrested for violating domestic violence protective order

ByStarcasm Staff

Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans is behind bars again, this time for violating a domestic violence protective order according to a news release from the Brunswick County Sheriff’s Department. The arrest occurred Monday night at around 7:15 and as far as we can tell she is still in jail at the time of this post.

UPDATE – We spoke with Jenelle’s attorney who tells us she is out on $1,000 bond and faces 75 days of active jail time.

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Teen Mom 2’s Corey Simms breaks up with girlfriend Summer Tavarez

ByAsa Hawks

It seems like only yesterday we were profiling Corey Simms’ new girlfriend Summer Tavarez, a 24-year-old manager of a tanning salon in Kanawha City, West Virginia. The couple appeared to be head over heels in love with each other, and we couldn’t have been happier for them. But it seems the match wasn’t one made in heaven because the two appeared to have split. Keep reading for the tweets and the official “Facebook relationship status updates.”

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VIDEO The Bachelor’s Blakeley Shea gives a tour of Re:Public club where she works

ByAsa Hawks

The Bachelor Ben Flajnik continues to whittle down his courters as the number of eligible bachelorettes is now down to 15. One of those remaining is model and VIP waitress Blakeley Shea Jones, who pulled no punches in episode two when she aggressively cornered Ben in the swimming pool for a steamy make-out session, much to the dismay of the other gals (as you might imagine).

Needless to say Blakeley is an early favorite as she has clearly caught the lustful eye of Ben Flajnik early on. But, guided tongue tours of the back of her mouth aren’t the only tours Blakeley is good at! Check out this video from the Re:Public night club in Charlotte, North Carolina where Blakeley works. The video features Blakeley Shea giving a tour of the club, including the exclusive VIP section and Re:Public’s “state of the art, one of a kind tequila bar.”

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VIDEO Teen Mom Jenelle Evans shoots an AK-47, country trembles

ByAsa Hawks

Somebody needs to send Kieffer Delp a heads up – things are gonna be different when he gets out of jail! Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans has herself an assault rifle! Keep reading for the video sure to make you lose sleep as well as Jenelle’s mom Barbara’s hilarious text message response to all the artillery.

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VIDEOS Lana Del Rey’s SNL performances of “Blue Jean” and “Video Games”

ByAsa Hawks

Eyebrows were raised when it was announced Lana Del Ray would be the musical guest on last night’s episode of Saturday Night Live, one of the rare times a singer that didn’t even have an album out yet has received the honor. Her performances did little to prove the decision was a wise one as nearly everyone is offering up harsh criticisms, or at best, sympathy for Lana after her cringe-worthy renditions of “Video Games” and “Blue Jean.” Keep reading to watch the clips and decide for yourself if the decision to have her perform on the show was perhaps a bit premature.

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Kate Major mug shot photo, arrested for battery, resisting arrest, etc

ByStarcasm Staff

It seems that the bad case of train wreckitosis Kate Major caught while dating Patient Zero Michael Lohan is untreatable. Kate was arrested yet again this morning in Boca Raton, Florida, this time for battery, battery against an officer, EMT, or firefighter, and resisting an officer with violence. Keep reading for her most recent booking photo and take a trip down memory lane with a couple memorable clips of Michael and Kate from Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew.

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PHOTO Teen Mom Jenelle Evans and Vinny Guadagnino from Jersey Shore at NC club

ByStarcasm Staff

MTV worlds collided last night in Fayetteville, North Carolina as Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans arrived for the Club Barcelona Snow Bunny Party hosted by Jersey Shore‘s Vinny Guadagnino! Keep reading for a photo of the two reality stars together and to read Jenelle’s impression of the Vin Man!

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Teen Mom star Ryan Edward’s girlfriend Dalis Connell launches fitness blog

ByAsa Hawks

As we mentioned in our profile oon her back in August, Ryan Edwards’ girlfriend Dalis Connell is a fitness fanatic! In addition to being on scholarship for cross-country running, the attractive blonde brunette is also majoring in Pre-Physical Therapy & Personal Training at Tennessee Tech. Now, the 19-year-old has channeled her seemingly limitless energy into a fitness blog on which she offers exercise and diet tips in the form of written entries and videos. Keep reading for the link, samples from the blog, and some fitness photos of Dalis that are all the credentials she needs!

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PHOTOS Deena Nicole Cortese’s new boyfriend Chris Buckner

ByAsa Hawks

It seems that Jersey Shore star Deena Nicole Cortese has finally gotten over her obsession with Pauly D and found herself a man of her own! Keep reading to see numerous photos of Deena and her cute new man Chris Buckner.

Oh, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEENA! She turned 25 today!

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Storage Wars’ Barry Weiss photo from the 1980s… with long hair!

ByAsa Hawks

There is no doubt that eccentric collector Barry Weiss is the rock star of A&E’s popular reality series Storage Wars, but who knew his rock star identity dates all the way back to at least the 1980s?!? Keep reading for a mind-blowing image of Barry and his flowing blond hair and a sexy, pre-Storage Wars groupie taken some time in the 1980s. (***WARNING*** May cause irreparable man crush among some heterosexual males ages 35-50)

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Jenelle Evans’ former boss James Duffy charged with cyberstalking her

ByAsa Hawks

One day after Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans was arrested for harassing former roommate Hannah Inman, Jenelle’s former boss James Duffy is charged with cyberbullying Jenelle. Keep reading for the details, a statement from Jenelle’s attorney, and a rough timeline of all the events leading up to Jenelle’s arrest and Duffy’s cyberstalking charge.

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New ABC series ‘The Revolution’ is ‘Biggest Loser’ shrunk to one hour

ByRuby Turpin

Do you love to watch those amazing Biggest Loser transformations, but hate waiting all those weeks and months to get to them? Well, the folks who brought you weight loss magic Bob and Jillian-style, have a new show just for you. The Revolution!

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VIDEOS Teen Mom 2 S2 E6&7 After Show and bonus footage break down

ByDarren O

It’s time again for our Wednesday break down of the Teen Mom 2 After Show and bonus footage. And this time we have double the baby-daddy trouble as MTV dropped a two-fer on us last night. For this go around we’ve got Leah and the wonderful news she received about little Ali, Chelsea and her inability to ever let Adam go, Kailyn and the joy she experienced during Isaac’s first birthday and Jenelle explaining the comparative temperaments of herself and Kieffer Delp and how marijuana was her security blanket.

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REPORT Is Leah Messer pregnant again… with twins? UPDATE: Leah calls twins story “fake”

ByAsa Hawks

Not to be out-scooped by Reality Weekly‘s shocking interview with Leah Messer’s boyfriend fiance Jeremy Calvert last week (which revealed Leah is indeed expecting again), In Touch has gone to one of their unnamed “inside sources” for a shocking Leah Messer follow-up announcement: “Leah Pregnant – It’s Twins Again!” Keep reading for the details from the article and our take on the validity of the story.

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Jenelle Evans arrested for “communicating threats” to Hannah Inman; Lawyer calls charges absurd and retaliatory

ByStarcasm Staff

Jenelle Evans was arrested again!

Jenelle was booked today, January 10, 2012 at around 10:15 a.m. in Brunswick County for “harassing phone calls” and “communicating threats,” according to Brunswick County Sheriff’s Office. She posted a $1,000 bond, and was out of jail before noon today.

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VIDEOS NeNe Leakes as swim coach Roz Washington on Glee

ByAsa Hawks

Glee stars Lea Michelle and Chris Colfer announced during their appearance on Watch What Happens Live a few weeks ago that The Real Housewives of Atlanta star NeNe Leakes would be appearing on Glee as swim coach Roz Washington and now we have video proof! Check out these two video clips of Miss Linnethia Leakes from the set of Glee during taping of her episode “Yes/No,” set to air January 17.

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VIDEO Ax Men’s Chad Miano discusses the ‘dignity dividend’ of horse logging

ByDarren O

The fifth season of History’s Ax Men is underway and one of the new teams is H.H. Horse Logging out of Floyd County, Virginia. This region is famous for being home to some of the greatest and most influential musicians in recorded American history including The Carter Family and Ralph Stanley. Now the men of H.H., Jagger and Jason Rutledge and horseman Chad Miano are looking to put this area on the reality map while providing viewers with a taste of what horse logging is all about. See a great clip of horseman Chad Miano from a few years back discussing why he loves horse logging and the concept of a “dignity dividend” in the line of work he has chosen.

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SPOILER ALERT! Who is The Bachelor’s Ben Flajnik engaged to?

ByStarcasm Staff

Who’s The Bachelor’s Ben Flajnik engaged to? Did he pick anyone at all? Bachelor spoiler rumors are swirling.

Reality Steve, The Bachelor‘s notorious spoiler (who is currently being sued for allegedly persuading contestants, sometimes with money, to break their contract) revealed that the winemaker is engaged to

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PHOTOS The Bachelor’s Blakeley Shea was Hooters Energy Drink can model

ByAsa Hawks

The 25 single ladies competing for Ben Flajnik on Season 16 of The Bachelor are so attractive I just want to drink them up! Imagine my surprise when I found out that for one of them, model Blakeley Shea, it’s actually an option! Keep reading to see Hooters hottie Blakeley Shea as a model gracing cans of Hooters Energy Drink. As a bonus, you can also see Blakeley’s cover of Hooters magazine as well as videos of her in a Hooters bikini contest and posing for a…. convenience store restroom photo shoot?

True Life Textaholic’s Kristin Raeon says her divorce had nothing to do with texting

ByStarcasm Staff

On the MTV documentaryTrue Life: I’m a Textaholic (premiere date Nov. 5, 2011), Kristin Raeon was featured to tell the story of her texting addiction. The basic storyline of the show was that her constant texting was ruining her life, causing her to have problems in school, and ultimately ended her marriage. Kristin was shown going a birthday trip to Panama City with her husband Steven Brooks. They went out drinking, and to to shock and dismay of the viewing audience, Kristin immediately let a guy buy her drinks, exchanged numbers with him, and then ran back to tell her husband about it. Kristin got a lot of backlash about this depicted behavior, but she tells starcasm.net exclusively that all wasn’t as it seemed.

Dance Instructor Abby Lee Miller
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Dance Mom’s Abby Lee Miller advises parents how to raise ‘coddled’ kids

ByDarren O

According to reality TV’s new villain, you pretty much are lousy at being a parent. Don’t be too sad about this because Abby Lee Miller from Dance Moms doles out advice on how you can can better raise your “coddled” kids. Gee, thanks Abby! Find out how to be a better role model the Abby way including a video in which she screams at one of the dance moms about how her dad took her to the mother-daughter menstruation talk. WHAH!?!

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Mob Wives’ Angela “Big Ang” Raiola’s uncle Salvatore ‘Sally Dogs’ Lombardi was a Genovese capo

ByDarren O

If you’ve been tuning in to the 2nd season of VH1’s docu-series Mob Wives, and apparently many of you have, you certainly noticed new addition Angela “Big Ang” Raiola.

She’s more outspoken than the other cast members (what a statement), lives up to her large nickname and even larger lady lumps as she likes to joke about and seems to fit right in with “the lifestyle” of the New York City Mob scene. Turns out that “Big Ang” should fit in because girl is connected not only through blood but through business dealings and just her everyday living. Raiola rolls with it so I though I’d key you in on her connections to “the lifestyle” and why you see her frequently getting respect from the peeps on Mob Wives.

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VIDEOS PHOTOS Barry Weiss’ Cowboy Cadillac from Storage Wars

ByAsa Hawks

On A&E’s treasure-hunting reality series Storage Wars the second-most exciting moment is when they cut the locks of the abandoned storage units and the doors go up, revealing the mysterious contents inside. The first-most exciting moment? Seeing what kind of vehicle “The Collector” Barry Weiss arrives in! Keep reading for all sorts of photos, videos, and info on Barry’s most famous ride, his custom black 1947 “Cowboy Cadillac.”

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Are Mob Wives Renee Graziano and ex-husband Junior Pagan still back together?

ByStarcasm Staff

Renee Graziano is back with Hector Pagan ex-husband Hector Pagan Jr. (a.k.a. Junior) and the father of her son AJ (Anthony John). Hector Pagan Jr.

Last year Junior Pagan was rounded up in a major mob bust, leaving Renee devastated. She briefly got back with her ex-husband, but left him after she found out he was seeing other women.

On tonight’s episode Junior wanted to spend time with Renee in the six months he had while he wanted for his sentencing for the last bust. He told Renee that her brush with death during her plastic surgery nightmare scared him because he didn’t want to lose her. When she asked if he didn’t want to lose her because he was still in love with her, or because he loved her, he replied “both,” which made her break down. Renee replied “I’ve been waiting for this for year. For years I’ve been in love with you, only you.”

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Cajun Pawn Stars uncovers lost Jerry Lee Lewis recording from 1952

ByAsa Hawks

As further proof that reality shows can be educational as well as historically significant, the second episode of Thee History Channel’s new series Cajun Pawn Stars features a rare recording purported to be from 1952 and featuring rockabilly/rock and roll/country piano legend Jerry Lee Lewis – two years prior to when historians previously thought Jerry Lee cut his first demo. Goodness gracious… Great balls of fire!

Marlo Hampton’s face slash victim reportedly committed suicide 6 years after altercation: Marlo responds
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Marlo Hampton’s face slash victim reportedly committed suicide 6 years after altercation: Marlo responds

ByStarcasm Staff

Charles Grant’s girlfriend Marlo Hampton is making an appearance on the Real Housewives of Atlanta this year, but she didn’t get cast in a top spot.

Hampton, who’s been arrested seven times, made quick friends with NeNe Leakes, who was romantically linked to Charles (and who says that they “had a drink together” a long time ago.)

Our pal Michelle Brown at Straight From the A has been serving up the dish on Marlo for a while, and she’s revealed a new development. Marlo’s first arrest was in 1999 for felony Aggravated Battery / Great bodily harm with a weapon. According to Straight From the A, she slashed a woman’s face during a fight with a man.

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Scott Disick’s grandfather is a luxury resort developer

ByStarcasm Staff

Everyone knows Scott Disick from the Pop Culture Royalty Kardashians, as Kourtney Kardashian’s partner, baby Mason’s father, (and as American Psycho Patrick Bateman lookalike) but Scott’s family is also involved in luxury resort development and fractional real estate.

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Jersey Shore’s “The Unit” facing 3-5 years for having date rape drug Ketamine

ByAsa Hawks

It appears as though Jersey Shore‘s curly-headed walking six-pack known as “The Unit” is in a bit of a “situation.” The Unit (real name Jonathan “Jonny” Manfre, 32) was arrested back in July when Seaside Heights Police found him in possession of a white powdery substance that turned out to be Ketamine, a dissociative anesthetic sometimes used as a date rape drug. He has since been charged with felony drug possession and faces 3-5 years behind bars if convicted.

Keep reading for all the details in the “Return Issue” of starcasm.net’s Douche Bagazine, on virtual newsstands now!

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PHOTOS Tamra Barney explains why she had her breast implants removed

ByAsa Hawks

After having her breast implants removed The Real Housewives of Orange County star Tamra Barney has been inundated with fans asking her why she would do that, to which she responded on Facebook with a laundry list of reasons. Keep reading for those as well as photos of Tamra before and after she had her “stripper look” breast implants removed.

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PHOTOS Farrah Abraham launches Mom & Me brand Italian hot pepper sauce

ByAsa Hawks

Teen Momtrepreneur Farrah Abraham is at it again! The reality star revealed today that she will be launching a line of food products under the “Mom & Me” brand name, the first of which will be an Italian hot pepper sauce. Keep reading for preliminary photos of what the label and logo will look like as well as lots of details about the brand and the hot sauce in particular!

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VIDEO Jersey Shore’s The Unit blasts Snooki

ByDarren O

Last night the world, or at least the millions of peeps who tuned into the season 5 premiere of Jersey Shore, got introduced to The Situation’s Guido-BFF, The Unit. His big splash other than being a mix between Mike and Pauly D with the curly blow-out was getting into it with Snooki. Well The Unit ran in to the paps probably not by accident and had a few choice words for Snooki and then bragged on himself. Ahhhhhh, he should fit in just fine.

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PHOTOS Beverly Hills Housewife Dana Wilkey gettin’ her drink on, flashin’ her unmentionables

ByAsa Hawks

“See these panties? 25 thousand dollars.”

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills newbie Dana Wilkey was more like Vuh-Dana Silky (that was for you Andy Cohen) last night as she left Lisa Vanderpump’s SUR Lounge looking to be twenty-five thousand sheets to the wind. After stumbling about with the assistance of a pal (no, not her mysterious fiance John Flynn) Dana flopped into her car Britney Spears style, giving photogs (and now us) a Wilkey’s Secret fashion show.

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VIDEOS PHOTOS Meet Tammie DeRamus from Cajun Pawn Stars

ByDarren O

Tammie DeRamus may be the daughter of Silver Pawn’s Jimmie “Big Daddy” DeRamus but the Cajun Pawn Star brunette knows just about as much in regards to the business and could sell sawdust to a lumber mill. I thought I’d do a litttle profile on the woman who is a pawn store lifer and runs the day to day operations of Silver Dollar Pawn and Jewelry featured on The History Channel’s Cajun Pawn Stars.

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Jailed Teen Mom Amber Portwood now faces eviction

ByDarren O

Teen Mom Amber Portwood’s life has been rough to say the least lately. She’s been cooling her heels in the Madison County Jail on probation violation, was rumored to have been on suicide watch, has been placed in a gen pop room and sleeping on a mat, went as far as to tell a judge she will be quitting the show and now this…

Her landlord is looking to evict her from her rented home.

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PHOTOS Who is Snooki’s friend Ryder? Meet Caitlin Ryder from Jersey Shore

ByAsa Hawks

Snooki’s pal Ryder made her Jersey Shore return during the Season 5 premiere earlier tonight and it didn’t take this DTF bombshell brunette long to get her smoosh room ticket punched! Keep reading to find out who got to put the first notch of the season in the ol’ beach house bedpost and get to know Ryder better with photos and a little background info. (Make sure you have your virus protection turned on!)

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PHOTOS – Who is The Situation’s friend Jonny “The Unit” Manfre?

ByStarcasm Staff

Looks like Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino’s ab soul mate featured on Jersey Shore Season 5 Jonny “The Unit” Manfre has out-situationed his ab situation. But “The Unit” got his nickname because of other endowments, namely, as he told MTV’s Remote Control Blog the “mini-baseball bat in my pants.” He’s previously made press for being arrested at the Jersey Shore house this July for possessing “white powdery substance.” No one’s wrangled up his mug shot, but he was led away from the Shore house in handcuffs. The drama surrounding his arrest will probably be covered later this season.

Learn more about The Sitch’s pal The Unit

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VIDEO Honey Boo Boo gets “juiced” before pageants with Go-Go Juice

ByAsa Hawks

The latest installment in the Toddlers & Tiaras Hall of Fame is 6-year-old Alana from McIntyre, Georgia whose mom June (“The Coupon Queen”) gives her “special juice” to help her get energized for pageants. But, unless she’s on special juice all the time, I don’t know why she needs it! This girl is pumped and ready to go ALL THE TIME!

“Those other girls must be crazy if they think they’re gonna beat me, honey boo boo chiiiiild!”

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Starcasm’s Top 5 Jersey Shore Posts Ever!

ByAsa Hawks

Tonight the cast of Jersey Shore makes their triumphant return to television and to Seaside Heights as Snooki, Pauly D, JWoww, The Situation, Vinny, Sammi, Ronnie, and Deena kick off the Season 5 Premiere of MTV’s smash hit reality series. Who ever would have ever thought that those tanned, drunk, half-naked, ridiculously nicknamed Guido and Guidettes gettin’ nasty in a hot tub would go on to become six five of the biggest celebrities on the planet?!?

Starcasm.net started not long before Jersey Shore debuted on MTV, so it was one of the first shows we covered from the very beginning. So, in honor of five seasons of contagious charismatic clubbing and GTL, I though I might compile Starcasm’s Top 5 Jersey Shore Posts Ever highlighting our lengthy and rather intimate (don’t worry – we used virus protection) relationship with the guys and gals of Joisey Shore!

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Details about Leah Messer and Jeremy Calvert’s engagement; what does ex-husband Corey Simms think?

ByStarcasm Staff

Okay, so everyone now knows that Leah Messer is expecting her third baby with boyfriend Jeremy Calvert (his first), and that they’re engaged. Now we have the details on their engagement, Leah’s ring, and ex-husband Corey’s response. Jeremy reportedly proposed to Leah on Christmas Day (exactly one year after the Christmas episode we watched on…

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Slimmed down Snooki wants uplifting breasts like JWoww

ByDarren O

By that header I am sure you’re already prepared for the most important news story of all time. Well here it comes! Jersey Shore’s Snooki is ready for breast augmentation surgery so her Jersey twins can be “uplifting” like her reality gal-pal JWoww. Read on for the deets as to why, which atcually has nothing to do with being larger.